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Monday, 19 September 2016

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative

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STAND ALONE NARRATIVE
TOASTING GONE WRONG

Stella dear I greet you. You and our blog are just terrific. I never knew that I will send my own Chronicles O. Oya this is my story.

I am 21 years and in my finals in the university. I have never had a Girlfriend o. 

Stella about 2 months ago, I chatted with a colleague of mine who has been a FRIEND. I told her playfully that I like her. I thought she will just know that I was joking. She began to profess Love o. I equally replied back in the affirmative. 

I met her in school the following day and I asked her to be my Girlfriend. She gladly accepted after 3 days o. ( Bvs please don't start giving me the IMMATURE BOY TALK o).

The problem now is that I just don't have any feelings for her. I think I allowed my emotions to becloud my senses...nothing like intimacy has ever happened between us o and I don't think it will because I don't believe in premarital sex.

More so, I really don't see us together in the nearest future. I equally lied to her that I am 22 meanwhile she is my senior o.

I have a thing for my younger colleague who is in the same fellowship with me.

* Someone will tell me to face my studies. That is true o. How can I break up with her without hurting her? She has been doing the callings and she starts up a conversation with me every time.

I have read about how much pain women face after a sad breakup. I really don't want that for her. I want to focus on my career for now....
Please how can I do this in a very polite and matured way?


Attached is our pics ( for your eyes only Stella). I need your Red Pen o



LMAOOOOOOO...I am sorry but the photo and the story cracked me up badly..I cant advise at this time..LMAOOOOOOO
Pink lips,6footer,fine boy..hehehehehehehehehe



132 comments:

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Chronicles

ukwu dimond said...

na play we come do today.

Decepticon said...

My friend go and read your books joor and stop sending in silly stories. Nonsense

ANGELRAY4SDK said...

Wetin we wan use Una pix do, childish chronicle.

Quiksilver said...

Msshew!
A cup of rice now sells for 150.

stunning slim shady said...

Kronicles ti de

Miss Juliet said...

Just use style and friend zone her...before she knws wat is happening her sense go don come bk...u sound nice and responsible,don't change as u get older... Good luck

Nwa AMAKA said...

And the truth shall set you free. Tell her the truth.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahahaha...
Some girls are so stupid!...
How can you fall in love with a fellow student like you?...
She is even spending the money she gets from her parents on airtime to be calling a nonentity!...
Mtcheeww...
Poster,tell her you are now a born again!...I don't think she will be heart broken since you guys have not had sex...

ukwu dimond said...

poster the same way you told her that you love, is the same way you should tell her you don't love her anymore period.

Blackberry said...

Just tell her u wanna focus on ur studies, afterall ur sperm is still growing, u never sabi fuck sef.

stunning slim shady said...

Pink lips, 6 footer, Fine boy indeed *yinmu*

This one follow for Kronicles too *rme* oya James com n advise ur age mate.

Rob said...

Go and read a book or plan how to go into farming to help the economy and leave pussy you little kid. Get off the internet!!!!

Isolde Fontaine said...

For your eyes alone again! Just tell her you were joking and not ready for a relationship

Atheist. said...

I also can't advise without a picture..
Ah Ah, na wetin?? Everytime "For u eyes only" "For ur eyes only".... Na only Stella get eye??

Lmao...@ I don't bliv in premarital sex.... Ok o, lemme hear u sing same tune a couple of yrs later.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Broke add Nigga.

Just concentrate and not return her calls, she'll automatically borrow sense, after failed attempts to mend things she'll separate.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Broke ass Nigga.

Just concentrate and not return her calls, she'll automatically borrow sense, after failed attempts to mend things she'll separate.

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

What break up are you talking about?, You guys ain't dating, it's only a 3 days friendship, ring her up and when she picks, call her "my sister", tell her you've got a sisterly love for her and nothing more, she might suck for a while but she'd come around......Mr man, don't go about stirring up people's emotions anyhow....
*Faithful bv*

PLATINUM said...

Aswear i died wen u said how can u breakup with her without hurting her lol.
Just wait for a while biko, dont rush and goan tell her yt, atleast till the end of this month lol.
Students love i can never be caught dead in a relationship with my fellow student biko. Anakogheri!!

Mrs anonymous said...

This is your problem right now?may God fix it.

Shantelle's Empire said...

Whats with the 'o o o'. Act your age.

Anonymous said...

Nonsense, immature hypocrite! You are just a player going to "fellowship", a liar and a self-centered brat. Please do well to spare this girl of your lying and fake self, the earlier the better. Those "pink lips" are painted with lies. Hope your age in your school record is correct.Sick child. Repent!

Cocoz said...

Hehehehehehehehehe.

Just tell her that you feel being in a relationship will deter you both from your Godly and academic focus. Base your concerns on her, that you dont want to distract her and have been feeling guilty ever since so its better you both return to being friends.

Dont 'joke' when giving this speech and dont go telling your fellow small boys this story or they will use it to taunt her one day and that will be heartbreaking for the small girl.

Next time, dont joke with a girl's feeling for the fun of it and if this works, wait a while b4 you make a move towards your real crush.

Anonymous said...

You must be Yariba; prove me wrong. Narcissism!

Robyna Fenty said...

Lmaooo. You are screwed. No matter how you do it. She will hate you.

Loveme Jeje said...

All this picture for your eyes only, make una no make me dey vex ooo. I want to see the fine boy picture too before I judge.

You this small boy, why did you profess love to her when you know you are not matured. Just tell her you are born again and have accepted Jesus as the Lord and Personal Saviour. Go and look for christian tracks or those tracks of Deeper Life, Mountain of Fire, Catholic church charismatic renewal. At least they shared one yesterday to me when i was coming back from church. Anytime you see her, start singing church song. I hope this will help if not na one chance you enter

Anonymous said...

Awwww, young man take the bull by the horn politely. You have to tell her , you are not in the right frame of mind as your education is priority. Life is unfair darling boy. So every disappointment anyone has is an experience that makes you stronger. By you making her aware of where you are or where you are not emotionally is a learning experience for her, of how this life really is.
May God guide you & direct your path in the journey of life.

calabar Chick said...

U shldnt have started it in the first place ,
Stop playing with people's emotions pls

Anonymous said...

Madam Stella, when will you ever be serious lwkmd.

Fine boy pink lips, for the sake of her not failing in her final year just play along and when you graduate, just bullshit her. This is best for you two. But if you want her to fail and have extra year, then tell her the truth. Next time you will learn to be mature and never to play with sensitivity thing like that.


Mother Nature.

Chidinma Gift said...

Stella your eyes don see many pishures oo, oga tell her early oo just gather the momentum and sit her down and talk to her, please don't fool her

Adadioramma said...

See me see wahala, until I see the small boy/girl pix that is when I can advise. Bye bye.

Misblaq said...

lols...guy na you find trouble ooo...this one na real monkey the sleep nyaga the wake am...this is real gbege ooo. anyway try and sort things out with her before it escalates. chai i pity the poor girl ooo

Tayan Taylor said...

You are stupid, you jokely chatted her up,that was not enough. You asked her to be your gf,
Stop responding to her,then tell her, you want to concentrate on your life. Mtcheeew kids

kazzy prisca said...

If you don't love her text her now explain to her and be her friend

Anonymous said...

Which career u wan focus on? Smallie give chance make adults see road.

Anonymous said...

Sulk

Anonymous said...

If blog visitors change from their bad mouth ways more people will send their pictures. Una too dey cuss people abeg. I raise nyansh for those wey they send bday pictures sef, very courageous lot... They re the real MVPs

Chiamaka L said...

First things first,(yeah, ama scold you) you should never JOKINGLY chyke a woman. That said, you should start by saying the truth about your age. Then tell her that you strongly feel like being friends with her instead of tagging it a relationship.
In another scenario, I will say you keep up with the relationship since it is likely that you won't to interested in sleeping with her, and that will help you preserve your no premarital sex stats. Meanwhile, after you graduate, you can break ties by being distant or telling her that you want to face your career and would not want her to wait for you

Stella maris Baby said...

Why do you want to play with her emotions..
What if you are in her shoe.
The early the better,do it politely..

Good luck

Vivilicious said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa queen I do mad aswear. Poster go and read your books and leave girls alone for now. As long as you haven't gbenshed her, you are good to go

DonMayor said...

Juvenile delinquency. Rubbish write up.

BLUNT said...

'Broke ass nigga' is one cliche that constantly rushes out of your little begging mind. You beg for even a boyfriend on this blog, meaning there's nothing good going on in your life. Your own 'brokage' even reach for boyfriend place. I can only imagine how broke and ugly you are, you old witch. A young and seemingly innocent man came here to seek for advice and all you could do is type "Broke add Nigga". You can even troll a boy young enough to be your so. n. Frustrated aunties like you have nothing else to do other than trolling on innocent people. I hate trolls. I hate you for trolling on this young man. I'm very sure you're perpetually broke yourself. I'm very sure you're one of the girls that keep begging guys for money after being added on S n M. You need to get busy. Get something doing. You musnt start big. You can start by making Ugba or Abacha in a tent close to your house. Contribute something meaningful to the economy. Trolling doesn't help anyone.

Anonymous said...

I married my student boyfriend, ten years and three kids now, we are really doing OK. God has really blessed us beyond measure. Not all students are irresponsible. Thanks

Tilly said...

Its better to break up now that it is still on the surface than to lead her on. She cant be too heart broken besides you cant help her heart. Talk to her and let her understand.

Fire cracker said...

Queen and boss πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œtwo hands inna the air for ds ur advice...poster face ur books and stop fooling around. just kill the feelings slowly.

Bianca BRUNO said...

Hahahahha poster just give me a very good laugh for the day. It has become a norm nau for people to send in pics to Stella and say for your eyes only. Ok poster make sure you collect only stell as advice oh since I don't qualify to see pics.
Mtcheww

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hehehhehehehehehhehehehehheheh.

You must be a clown @BLUNT.

And get something into your rotten skull, I am not jobless.


Did I forget to announce I might no longer be single???

SDK blog, the BOO provider!

Bianca BRUNO said...

Abi?
Rice is even more important than this mumu poster. You went to toast girl when you are not ready to date her.

Becky Divine said...

Abeg poster boy lemme alone o cos i don't wanna laugh o. I dey warn you now o hehehe

Bia nwoke m call the babe, sit her down and tell her you ain't interested no more and you don't love her too.

She'll be hurt! But if she's a wise girl.. she'll come back to thank you for not wasting her time any further or taking advantage of her rove

Una doh..

Rob said...

Seconded

Yummy chick cum mummy said...

Msheeeww.. Y joke abt such thing... Rubbish. U r such a kid... U need to b mature.

Elastic said...

Chai! See finishing for Ideato....This Blunt is a two edged sword...your mouth sharp gon! I raise hands for you!!

Anonymous said...

Which cup? A derica is 280. Speak facts.

Alabi Ganiyat said...

Continue with the relationship.... NYSC will do the separation. BUT never you sleep with her...

bunmi thomas said...

Just tell her that your genotype is SS and you want AA patner in case of incasity wedding.But wait oh!!are you not supposed to face your book now.You no that life is not a bed of roses,the way you lay yor bed you'll lie on it,Youth is always a Mistake,Adult is always a Regret,while Old age is always ........ abeg finish it.Lovemejeje howdy babe.

Cynthia said...

Mtcheeeew @ ur age, ga an read my fwend so childish

rob said...

Seconded

Anonymous said...

Lol ..nice one Rob

Tiger H said...

Lol..
This guy is just high
Drop outta school and run away

Sonia said...

Ogheneme! @Blunt you are mean. Chai

redbotafly said...

Tel her u need to focus more on ur studies n dnt wnt to be distracted n apologise n move on.if she likes let her insult or stop talkin u dt shud nt boda u.

Sonia said...

Why can't I stop laughing.. Poster forgive me but I find this your epistle really hilarious.

You should be thinking of graduating with good grades and make your parents proud and not toying with an innocent girl's emotion.

You are still very young nau.

Butsi collins said...

Tel her u r nt into her n move on.grownups break up everyday talkless of a baby like u.

nmacalabar nmacalabar said...

tell her the truth immediately. she might hate you for a while but she will come around. next time don't joke with people's feelings. doesn't speak well of you. but on a lighter note, abi the babe no fine?

Anonymous said...

Some people just come on blog to troll all their life. Nothing meaningful to contribute apart from insulting BV's . Tueeeeh

TheTruthShallFreeYou said...

Young poster you liked your girl till you saw the other girl okwa ya? You have wandering eyes chico and you have to stop this right now before it gets worse. Biko, stop asking your Christian sisters out. Instead make loads of friends till you meet the one that will make your heart tingle continuously. For now have loads of safe fun and concentrate on your studies. Finally bro, always remember God brings peace and the devil brings confusion. Stay blessed and strong!

telema Cr7 present wife(way maker miracle worker,that is who my father in heaven is) said...

Lmao, poster, biko follow queen advice.

Olori_1812 said...

you better goan read your books!

Anonymous said...

I did it... He is one of the most amazing men God created... of course after my brothers and father...

NIRVANA said...

Tell her in a very gentle and respectable manner that you want to focus on your studies and you guys should be friends for now, that way you won't hurt her feeling and please Dear Poster easy on the Os, since when did the letter O become a punctuation mark. If you continue writing this way, there'll be no Os left in the world for us to use oooooooooooo. Have pity on us and use O sparingly. Thanks.

Minty SO said...

You must not send in anything just to send a chronicle. What kind of yeye story is this?

PayUrsula said...

@ukwu dimond all this small small boy and girl chronicle dey tire me, 21,22, 23 highest 25 which kin child play be this?

Anonymous said...

Lol sperm still dey grow.

Anonymous said...

Allow most of her calls to end up as missed calls. In addition, don't over gist when u pick. Always form busy. Do this for 3 months n she will grab

Loveme Jeje said...

long time Bunmi. Really long time. How is everything. You guys just disappear from this blog only to reappear again. Every thing is fine my dear

adora_talker said...

You say wetin?

Port Harcourt's Finest said...

This is who I was while in school. A good boy going bad.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

@elastic atr I not just a cheap coward?

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

U*

Anonymous said...

One paint bucket is #1,800 as against #800 - #1000 during Jona... #BringBackOurCorruption

delta babe said...

Pls let her down gently,doesn't matter if you've gbenshed the babe or not,feelings are feelings and she already probably had a crush on you to agree so easily, tell her you want to concentrate on your relationship with God exclusively for now, and pls do that. Leave your fellowship member alone for now.

Dee said...

White berry u are a pathetic beggar my goodness me, u still went to Linda's blog today to beg for 300-500k for ur cosmetic shop u wanna open. U even went as far as saying u sent her a mail concerning that. Is this how u behave don't U have families or other extended relatives u just beg total strangers. U always beg in Stella's blog there's no day u don't beg in every post that's not so lady like. Go and do some little jobs to make money. I'm 24 and I work as a real estate agent and I make a good amount u don't need to start with a capital. Go look for houses in ur area which are for sale and rent. U can get clients from ur church and other people who know u that wants to rent houses, even relatives and u see how far u will go. That's how I make over an 100k a week and more or lower it just depends. Stop being a petty beggar. Have some dignity as a woman. Your begging is becoming to much

Dee said...

White berry u are a pathetic beggar my goodness me, u still went to Linda's blog today to beg for 300-500k for ur cosmetic shop u wanna open. U even went as far as saying u sent her a mail concerning that. Is this how u behave don't U have families or other extended relatives u just beg total strangers. U always beg in Stella's blog there's no day u don't beg in every post that's not so lady like. Go and do some little jobs to make money. I'm 24 and I work as a real estate agent and I make a good amount u don't need to start with a capital. Go look for houses in ur area which are for sale and rent. U can get clients from ur church and other people who know u that wants to rent houses, even relatives and u see how far u will go. That's how I make over an 100k a week and more or lower it just depends. Stop being a petty beggar. Have some dignity as a woman. Your begging is becoming to much

Kiks said...

Na real play we come play today @Ukwu diamond. *rme*

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Kikikiki...., go study hard smallie

Anonymous said...

You'll learn not to toy with women after this. Sounding like a nerd.

Abenaa said...

Nnaa eeh!!!! Na real waa ooo...

St.FranKooL.... said...

#You can't control everything. You'll be much happier when you stop trying*

Abenaa said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Blunt why😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

BUSTY JUMMY. said...

Turn her to your prayer partner.

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ You this poster. Naughty boy. Better tell her you want to serve God and your spirit isn't at rest with what you did. Thats a memo for desperate girls out there. At 22 she's calling and texting man like her life depends on it. By the time she reaches 25 she will be cooking scrubbing and mopping house. At this age her phone should be ringing like no tmr, but she's hanging on to boy. Chai! I miss my uni days πŸ˜•
poster, is the girl ugly?

Malumi Dont Beat Mi said...

Slide away peacefully
Better Now than later...
Quote back in school "Its Better You Diffuse Than Get Plasmolized"

Mosi Jubelo said...

Hon

Mosi Jubelo said...

Honestly, just tell her gently. It's better now than later later.... Goodluck

Mosi Jubelo said...

PayUrsula, lol

Mosi Jubelo said...

You ppl should pity him na

Godiya loves Linda Eze, Portable Viv and Atheist said...

I swear, the 'ooo' was so annoying. Poster just stop giving her attention.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Stop it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The best amongst the cuties said...

LOL, ukwu diamond you are so right! Na really play we come play today😁

The best amongst the cuties said...

Hahahaha, BlackBerry, ur mouth no good as wear. Chai.

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment..poster I don't blame u o.dat was how I was always telling my friend dat lee boo"s friend is sending his regards to her na so she carry body jam o b4 I no she don dey spend wkrnd with am...so girls jst need a guy to smile and they will open toh toh

Mother Confessor The real deal on sdk. said...

BlackBerry why?

Ruby chic said...

You are mean, how can u ask her out when your not ready to date her,you must date her by fire by force. So u want to dump her now abi,poster finish what you started,i just feel so sorry for the girl as u have the intention of breaking her heart. Foolish poster.

Mother Confessor The real deal on sdk. said...

What is sharp about blunt mouth. How I wish you guys can take blog for blog.

Mimi Love said...

Chronicles ko ...Lamentation ni

Linda Ada said...

Chisos! Why so angry

Linda Ada said...

Blunt ooo choi see me rotfl here.omg! Esp the ugba and abacha part Hahahahaha kai

Trey Mama said...

Hahahahahahaha! Poster, here is one advice you can follow.
Just tell her and get over it. The sooner,the better.

QUEEN VEE said...

Bia stella which kind Chronicle be this, am sure chronicle folder is almost empty.Imagine using o as full stop in a write up. By the way leave women alone because you re not ready ,go and face your book.

Fabricio Micolli said...

Blackberry stopeeeet!!!
Hahahaha.

Adanne said...

Lol chikito

Boogie Man said...

BLUNT said nothing, u were trolling too, y can't you mind your business. “is it ur troll" ( I am talking to you blunt)

Boogie Man said...

Hahahhaha. Wonder advice. Poster look πŸ‘†

Boogie Man said...

Good luck. Whatever rocks your 🚣 boat.

Boogie Man said...

Wasn't funny brun

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Mother Con. Leave the jobless mofo

cathy said...

Hahaha smallie want enter big league ngwanu enyoy oh

cathy said...

We wan chew am ni lmao

cathy said...

Blackberry epic answer. Sai! Mbom oh

IJAY said...

Lols@ukwu diamond, biko I can't laff

beebumble said...

Tata na achu nwaanyi.....okwa okpafaralagi na eze....lol.small pikin wey wan pursue woman nw e don hook am for teeth.abeg solve d wahala yaself

Anonymous said...

STELLA YOU SHOULD DO A "CHRONICLE FEEDBACK"let's see if they took the advice and out come

Anonymous said...

Make una close mouth jor. Were you not young once? Why all the backlash on the younglings. Did anyone ask you not to have a life while growing up? All these old frustrated and bitter gwegs on this blog. Always thinking it's about you guys. Una time don pass. You Buharian descendants. This is the time for the young. Make una run far!

Anonymous said...

Queen go jump into the lagoon abeg. Old gwegs like you no get anything good to offer the younglings.

Anonymous said...

Mumu black berry. you're too bitter. Signs of your gwegelarous nature.

Her Majesty said...

Men like joking with everything, how can you tell a lady to be your girlfriend when you don't even like her, please just let her know your mind now and please don't ever in your entire life try this rubbish again. Good luck

Her Majesty said...

Fine boy my foot.

Hair Wonder Whatsapp 07038005613 said...

Na real toasting gone wrong.πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹

Lilly simple said...

Chaiiiiiii Buhari don suffer
Which one is. Buharian descendants again @ anno

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Thanks boogie

beeolah said...

They forced u to toast her, abeg go sort urself out, dis ur chronicle na waste of time. meetchew

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