Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Sunday Laughs Is Here!

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Sunday, 20 November 2016

Sunday Laughs Is Here!














































Onome was driving 1day in Warri.It became dark and he discovered that his headlights were not working.

As a sharp Effurun Warri guy,he decided 2follow the car in front of him and use its headlight to see his way.At some point,the car in front of him stopped and Onome stuck out his head and shouted angrily,My friend,what is your problem?Will you move?the man in the other car shouted back,Shuo!Which level?Make I move 4 inside my garage again?


The Way A Nigerian Sends Someone On An Errand will leave U confused!

MY UNCLE : Go and buy me baffing Soap. If
Lux na N70 buy am, but if Lux no dey, buy
Joy soap. If Lux dey, but dem dey sell am
N80 and Joy soap na N70, buy Joy soap. But
if Joy and Lux
na N80, buy Lux soap. If the two soaps no
dey, buy Anyone wey Good, Wey be N70............
ME: Bros abeg, wetin u wan really buy?



Some Niggas Be decievinq Girls.. They Be Like "Baby i see My future kids in your eyes"

Chairman of National Population census

I hope you are Seeinq Baby cerelac, pampers and other Baby food in that same Eyes?


Hehehehehehehehhe....hope you laughed...if not please contact Lucille coconut oil and buy some for deliverance...bwahahahahaha



64 comments:

MzAnon said...

Lmao

Juliet Johnson said...

Lmao. This just made my sunday

Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

even though I've seen most of them, i still laughed.

Nne nwa said...

this is the best laughs so far.
i laughed all through

thank you Stella

Esther Okoro said...

I laughed oooo, thanks Stella.
God Bless Everyone.

Esther Okoro said...

I laughed oooo, thanks Stella.
God Bless Everyone.

Anonymous said...

My stomach hurts from laughing.

BluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'* said...

Lol

The Man said...

Lol @ the girls I want to date VS the girls that want me

And the Sky diving

white Berry said...

Hahahaha@the girls that I wants to date me. Funny jokes

Michael Uzoma Michael said...

Laff wan t**r my Nyash!....





*Michael Uzoma Michael was here* #Uzomedia

Etsako Girl said...

These laughs are hilarious. Abeg make I go praise God for church before I miss praise and worship.

Anonymous said...

Lol dat christain praise song is actually in hausa meaning he has done it den d twisted part is 'abun da mutum bai yi ba yesu yayi'

Mrs. Romas said...

Hilarious memes. I just can't stop laughing lol.
That Nigerian old school song got me.

winners baby said...

Very funny oh,I was on the bus laughing people think I was crazy
Bvssssss welcome me I have finally gotten an id and I promise to be of good conduct

Becky Divine said...

Every spirit trying to put load on my head, father Lord hahahahahaha. So funny

peculiar said...

Lmao happy sunday anty stella

Uniq Gem said...

Hahaha. LWKM. That's song sha. When it gets to that part, na to chew mouth sure pass 😀😀😀😀


Funny much.

DaCraziestEyes said...

laughter pattern had to change at a point. Choi! Too funny.

Suwa Aneetah said...

Lol

Empress Windy. said...

I laughed all through.

kristine said...

I can't stop laughing
It's very hilarious

Christina Adegbaju said...

Laughter got me rolling on the floor

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Lying doesn't make the truth go away, it just postpones it*

Jennifer Uyoyo Amieno said...

Best laughs ever, tanx Stella u just made my day

#NaMeTalkAm said...

Lol @ dat song yaayi yaayi yesu yaayi...d rest na chop mouth and ends with yaayi.

xhlrted p said...

Oh yes. I laughed.
Recall the formative years and the Hausa songs. Hahaha

Yesu Sarki...Yayi ooh,
Yaayi, Yaayi, Yesu, Yaayi
Yayi ooh,
Abun da mutun baiyi
Ba Yesu Yayi.


Cost of baby things...skyrocket prices. Jeez

Chocolate and 6 million dollars?
As an unrepentant connoisseur, Father Lord grant my wish.
Amen!

mumii Gabbie said...

Lmao. Am guilt of that song.


Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lol

MAY WALL said...

I had a good laugh especially that meme u call the police to report your ex as a drug dealer...hahahahaha

OlaGold (add up 58BF8F56 for 18-24k raw gold dust and bar) said...

Yayi o yayi yayi yesu yayi
Atubulutubayibayesuyayi


😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Were u expecting the correct lyrics lol.

Kachi said...

Laughed all through

Dewdrop said...

I didn't laugh at all.
This exam I just finished zapped out every form of emotions from me. Is tiredness an emotion 😩

Chiomzy said...

The message one got me. Thanks

Baba For The Broads said...

Lol @ "when you send him a self or.." Ctfu

Broomstick said...

LMAO. Did Oshomole really do that? I need money should be an emotion mbok

Stella Asemota said...

Burukutu na this na that na yaayi😄

Anonymous said...

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Blossom said...

The lux and Joy soap got me laughing so hard!!! Bros,abeg which one you really want?

better pikin said...

Laughter is indeed a good medicine. I just forgot I have worries.

stunning slim shady said...

Rotfl wow nice laughs but yesterday's was nicer.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahhah...he lux and joy soap meme and the song yayi yayi yesu yayi...the mouth choping and speak in tongue is on another level.hahahahahaahahah

Ogundiji Oladayo Naomi said...

Lol @ all. Very interesting. Thanks stellz, me enjoyed them

winners baby said...

Am telling you oh Mrs romans.

Queeness said...

The lux and joy soap got me laughing so hard. Hehehehehhe

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Funny

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Lol,am here seriously waiting for those that did not laugh

Cookie said...

Jesu.....your head is there,no wonder I've always loved you!! You got that song as far as I'm concerned cos that sounds more posts like how I sing it!!

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Welcome and be good

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol 😍 😍

Nneyo said...

Exactly what I do whenever I sing the yayi song.

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Did I laugh? Maybe I really need the coconut oil 😩😩

fruity said...

Copy that, really funny

Maureen Ekeh said...

Lol , the way a Nigerian send someone on an erand will leave you confused it really got me rolling because #am guilty# lwkmd .

Debbie me said...

The joy and lux soap got me, so true. Most times I tend to even cram what's being said so as to know which option comes first, if not, na to go back house go ask them again wetin them talk.

winners baby said...

Certainly

IJAY said...

Lmao

Olu Ogunyinka said...

The one that got me is calling the mama dt boo is dead,sharing of cry lol

Olaide Davies said...

No dull moment here, I laughed so hard.

Joy Okanje said...

The over sharp warri guy is the funniest

Anonymous said...

Cookie ooo. Hahaha
Thanks boo. Mi love you too.
Got your shout out to 'lo and behold'. Not their name o it was a comment by funny bv Ivory in one of the old posts.

I still recall the childhood Music Group and the sweet Hausa songs like Ahhayye Yaro by Funmi Adams.
Good old days when trophies were won.

Singing...
Ahhayyeee Yaro baruba
Ahhayyee Azare

Yaro tafo maza tafo maza
Yaro tafo maza muje gida

I miss Aunty Funmi jare


Xhlrted P

Victoria Omosuyi said...

That kermit meme of 1000 with conductor and uncle errand of buying soap got me. Lol

Anonymous said...

I laughed all through especially the the song joke. Another song that makes people speak in tongues is this akwa iBom/ calamari song wo yi o aka nam kwe, pardon my spelling.

Anonymous said...

I laughed all through especially the the song joke. Another song that makes people speak in tongues is this akwa iBom/ calamari song wo yi o aka nam kwe, pardon my spelling.

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