IHN Friday

Happy Friday Everyone..

I pray that God gives you a Miracle that looks like a lie before the weekend is over!
In house news will be back on Monday,see you in the Spontaneous Post tomorrow Morning...
Kisses!

YEMI COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS

Good day Stella . My name is Yemi. I will love to be the face of IHN. I am an ardent BVN but I rarely comment. Attached is a picture of pretty me. Love you loads...muah!!!
‎PS : still single

adeyemiayeni91@gmail.com

*Chaiiiiii..Anyway I have added your email to your still Single status,Please watch out for love scammers oooh....you pretty babe!

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THROWBACK GIST

Here is my tailor story..throwback to my cousin's wedding. As the chief bride's maid, I chose this beautiful wine dress...sent my measurement to the designer, went for fitting 2days to wedding and met this...usually, I will bring down that shop😈👹...but I was too weak and sad to even make noise😭😢😂...we eventually chose another style and improvised. After close to 5hours, it came out fine...she tried, I Dunno why she got it wrong the 1st time

LMAO:::awon tailors can never change..hehehehehehhe

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DANGERS OF GOING COMMANDO

Dear Stella,

Please permit me to share a recent experience.
Few days ago I started feeling pains and an itchy feeling in my southern region. It felt so strange I decided I better visit the hospital. I did a test and was told to come back for results though they gave me drugs to help with the itching but by the time I got home I just dey scratch like no mans business. 


So I decided to consult Dr Google pending the time I get my hospital results. Dr Google said it's common fungal infection and I should keep the place dry or kuku go commando sef for fast healing. Na so I go commando o! 


I was just going upandan without underwear. Sote I wore short dress to work no pata!


I was now enjoying my new found freedom. I was even thinking this way of life is better na and telling myself it shall be permanent.


That's how this morning I was still thinking pe I will go commando again, but an inner voice was telling me "wear pata, wear pata!". Thank God I obeyed o cos by afternoon, a red robot visited me for office. Wetin I for do if I no listen! Hehehe!


Oh and Dr. Google was right. By the time I got my result, it was what I thought.

From One of those silent BVs



Going commando is no biggy na,there was one time i went commando for almost two years sef....As the owners of my pants kept stealing it,i just decided to give it a break and when they lost interest,I started wearing again.going commando is cool men,you feel free but please if your ikebe is like wheel barrow do not attempt it .#Unibenthrowbackthoughts

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BV SHARES TESTIMONY

Stella and my fellow beevess, please join me to praise the Lord for saving me from the cold hands of death yesterday.

I was at the theatre yesterday afternoon almost close to my closing time, when this newly married beautiful woman was rushed into the theatre as an emergency and immediately booked for exploratory laparatomy due to ruptured ectopic pregnancy. 

Before we say jack ,she went into shock right there on the theatre table. Oh...boy.. You can imagine the adrenaline rush in each anaesthetist as we all tried to resuscitate her back to life....she came in with only one intravenous line which was not enough for resuscitation, some of us were trying to set up another line for her,tried and tried for where...

The swab we were using to clean up soaked up badly and I decided to go get another spirit swab from the trolley all of a sudden a segment of the wall came crashing down me. I could not believe it ooo. It was just as if it was rapture.

Within a split of seconds I was covered with dust, broken tiles, broken blocks just name it.

The trolley the wall fell on was seriously damaged and I was just there standing ,I don't even know to do..

I was just there thinking is it how am gonna die? Is it the end for me ?

To God be the glory people came to my aid and God being so good,I only got little cuts here and there nothing much.

People find it hard to believe I escaped unharmed...They were baffled. They kept asking me are you sure you're o.k?

And I kept repeating am much o.k becos my case is different.. A thousand may fall at my right hand and ten thousand at my left,it shall never come near me.yes! That's the promise of they Lord for me this new year..

Shout out to all lovely people that have taken their time to make SDK a place to be..the Queen and boss am loyal ooo, sandy Neke with a golden heart take high five, portable vive, Ronalda love your comments scatter, Doppel our sdk women advocate, xoxo mysterious the SDK ghost I salute... Love u all.


From BV: Intelligentsia princess..


WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LADY IN SHOCK? DID SHE MAKE IT?

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SPECIAL SHOUT OUT
I want to send a shout out to two amazing people i met through your blog in december 2016. A guy and a lady.

To you Charles, thank you for being an amazing friend, for your words of encouragement when i was down, for the joy and laughter you bring everyday.

To my gurl Luchie; beautiful, strong, kind..thank you for hanging on. Im looking forward to meeting you and I cant wait to attend your graduation. Make us proud gurl, lets flaunt that certificate in dia face.lol.

I did this to let you both know that you are special to me . Thank you for adding colour to my life. God bless you both. I love you 2.

Just December and you don dey proclaim this kind love and friendship?this shall be permanent in Jesus name!

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APPRENTICESHIP VACANCY

Hi Stella,

There are vacancies for residents of Ibadan who want to learn how to sew whether part time or full time. It is done in a flexible way to fit into your schedules. You will have fun and learn as well. Contact us 07082445005.

Thanks Stella.

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VACANCIES

Good day Stella,

Thank you so much for using your platform to impact lives. God bless you.

Please I would like to post this job vacancies to help people out there. I have tried to post it a few times but never see it on the blog or maybe I didn't check well.

A logistics firm on the island is collecting CVs for the following positions;


Procurement Accountant
Accountant

Cleaners

Chef (continental dishes)

Chef (Nigerian dishes)

AC Technician

Electrician

Swimming pool attendant

Kindly send your CVs to meadow.tbf@gmail.com on or before January 31st, 2017. Please note that only selected candidates will be contacted. Thank you.

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In need of a woven clothing label maker in Jos

I am a fashion designer based in jos plateau state. Please I need a good woven clothing label for my brand. The person should be based in jos and affordable. You can reach me on 07033733945 (whatsapp only)

Jah Bless

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ANONYMOUS COMMENT ON A POST THIS MORNING
We were told our pastor has resigned and travelled to America with his family. So today,I met his wife on the street,I was shocked and I said mummy are you back,she answered from where,I said we were told you all left for America. The woman looked at me and laughed,she said so the church was not told that pastor was caught sleeping with a pregnant woman(she mentioned her name) on the alter and he was caught? I was speechless,my mind immediately went to my tithe and seed offering.


Please whoever dropped this gist,come and complete it or send me a mail ASAP..LOL....Stingy human being,how can you drop half gist and post?

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FALLING OBO/OTU

Good day blog fam... I have an issue that has been on my mind and I would like doctors in the house to enlighten us.

My sister, who married a calabar man, just told me that her MIL has a strange ailment of her veejay falling out! She said she was told that it happens to a lot of elderly women in that part of the country.

Coincidentally, my colleague at work came back in the new year to say the same about her mum having the sane ailment!. She also said that it is not unusual in Akwa Ibom and that the men's own affect their 'blokos'!!

I just wonder, could it be because of the high sexual prowess they practice in that part of the nation? What happens to the men?

My concern really, is because I have never heard of it all my life and I wonder, with all these "I love it big" going on around, should caution be exercised? Or is it a usual phenomenon in the aged and sexually active?

I have heard that elderly women should not linger on the toilet seat idle. Is this why?
Doctors in the house, please enlighten us...


You say wetin?

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IN HOUSE NEMO:

Please send in your Divorce stories if there is any.Please do not be discouraged,send in your stories,I really really loved the first two sent in and i want to believe that i am not alone on this......

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It is what it is!!!