Enjoy the blog awards down there! #WARRI!!!
#cookiesandcreamonmymindtoday.
BIRTHDAY BOY 'UNCLE BOLAJI COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS
Happy belated birthday to my birth day mate Uncle Bolaji...here is hoping you had a great dayÜ
God bless you sweetie.......
This man is so handsome and so well behaved,I cant explain it..lol
Uncle Bolaji is looking for a wife but only those in the diaspora,please if you are interested contact me....
CHINYERE COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS
Hello stella am a blog visitor by name licia nuella my name is Chinenye Ezeh am from ebonyi state Am married with two kids a friend introduced your blog to me in 2014 and since then I have been a regular visitor please I want to socialize among other blog visitors especially those from the south east I mean no harm and I pledge to be loyal
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MAKE UP ARTIST NEEDED
Am Looking for a makeup artist in Benin-City. Contact me asap through Instagram @ebele800.
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UNIUYO Past Question for Post Graduate
Please, I'm in need of UNIUYO past question for PG screening test. Department of History and International Studies,anyone that can help kindly contact me via amaraojike@gmail.com. Thanks UNIUYO Past Question for Post Graduate.
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iN HOUSE AWARDS.....
-MOST INTELLIGENT BV(comments)
-MOST HILARIOUS BV
-MOST ANNOYING BV
-BLOG NOISEMAKER
-BLOG STORYTELLER(epistle writers)
-MOST BLUNT BVS
-MOST RESERVED BVS
-BLOG HUGGERS
-MOST SOCIABLE BV
-BV WITH THE BEST CLAPBACK GAME
-BLOG TROUBLEMAKER
-BV THAT GIVES THE BEST ADVICE ON CHRONICLES
-OLDEST AND STILL ACTIVE BV
-BV THAT GIVES WORST ADVICE ON ANY POST
-BEST BLOG COUPLE
BEST BLOG BOO (Stella)
You can add more award and suggest winners.
This is just for fun but somewhat serious,please do not take it South out of jealousy if your Id is not mentioned.
Unfortunately anonymous' are not recognised in award givings but i am sure they will participate to make this fun.
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Yep Pastors Daughterror as she's always hanging leg to collect Dick
ReplyDeleteLEP😛
MOST HILARIOUS BVS:Elastic/Lady Bug/Queen and boss
ReplyDeleteMOST ANNOYING BVS:Ideato/Droyalty
BLOG NOISE MAKERS: MC pinky/Chike
BLOG STORY TELLER: Chikito
MOST BLUNT BVS:Queen and Boss/Ideato/Galore
MOST RESERVED :Martins Aboy
BLOG HUGGER:TGW
BLOG TROUBLE MAKERS:Peacemaker/Ideato/Queen and Boss/Kevin
BEST CLAPBACK:Xoxo/Galore
BEST ADVICE:Doppleganger/Ronalda/Atheist
WORST ADVICE: Queen and Boss
BEST BLOG COUPLE:Chike/Chikito,TGW/V and V
MOST HORNY BV:Pastors Daughter/Chameleon
MOST INTELLIGENT BV:Martin Aboy/Atheist/Chikito/V V
Isioyi
Okay...😝
ReplyDeleteMOST INTELLIGENT BV- Ronalda and Empress Cho
ReplyDelete-MOST HILARIOUS BV - Queen
-BLOG NOISEMAKER - Chike
-BLOG STORYTELLER(epistle writers) - Chikito
-MOST BLUNT BVS - Doppelganger
-BLOG HUGGERS - TGW
-BV THAT GIVES THE BEST ADVICE ON CHRONICLES - Ronalda and Empress Cho
-BV THAT GIVES WORST ADVICE ON ANY POST - Queen
Now that one is the Bad,she's what we call end time Bae 😐😐😐
ReplyDeleteLEP😛
hahahahahahah Chike i am a legend in that area. there is no competition for me.
ReplyDelete*hangs leg on the wall*
Ugegbe m sleep biko, you need it.
ReplyDeleteLmao 😂😂
ReplyDeleteI for say make you go deliverance but your husband Atheist no go gree.
Yes o, @OFFICER PRESTIGE.I'm the returning officer😅😅
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaahaha thank you thank you thank you!!!
ReplyDeleteits not easy rara
thank you
Any BV wey take am fine no well.
ReplyDeleteThe person needs PEACEFUL SUGAR YORI YORI TEA 😂😂😂😂
*fight *
ReplyDeleteMost popular Emjay
ReplyDeleteYou re right.
ReplyDeleteThe most Kundus notify goes to Blackberry.
ReplyDeleteKoko insurance why you delete your comment? Seems you like guy or is it the cassava you are planning to taste?? ... Lol
ReplyDeleteWa wa alright.
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha chike you Don start oooo... Remember your begging for your Anambra sisters ooo lol
ReplyDeleteBlackberry haff kill me oooo see the way I burst into laughter seeing this your comment dear
President of anons why not add your name as d most attention seeking aunt gwegz bv with plenty blog ids?
ReplyDelete@Sexy Daddy and Don...How can you blame a mother for every naughty thing her child does.
ReplyDeleteWhat makes you think it is the mother that is spoiling her.
You both sound stupid with your reasoning.
Poster let me tell you an uncomfortable truth, some kids are wired differently than others.
If you like pray from now till kingdom comes it won't change their sexuality if it's in her.
All you can do is let her see the consequences of her actions and if she chooses to still like girls then there's nothing you can do about it.
But to be sure she's isn't been influenced wrongly try changing her school and introducing her to church activities.
If she's still looking at those sites with all of that then you should just forget it and teach her to be careful about her sexual preference.
Dnt beat her it wont change her or you will loose her entirely.
LEP😛
Most beggy beggy:Cutiebee
ReplyDeleteMost intelligent:Mrs Romans
Best analyst:BlogLord
Most Hilarious: Kelvin the breasts presser
Most blunt:Ibukunoluwa
Blog storyteller:Chikito
Most Reserved: Dan Fisiye the GOAT
Most Sociable :Chikito
Best hug giver:The General's Wife
Blog Craziest:Mamalawo Kidjo
Best leg hanger:Pastor daughter
Best Advice: Doppelgänger and Ronalda
Oldest Bv : Dr Ezewanyi and Queen &Boss (Linda)
Blog Couple: CHI&CHI
Best Clapback:KIDJO THE MAMALAWO
Blog biggest dick:Uncle bolaji up there☝
LekkiMaleBVS AKA BlogBigBoys.
President of mainland you dey craze very well. Nama.
ReplyDeleteMost tea drinker..... Yori yori
Most begger for everything...... Cutie Bee and Whiteberry
Small boy for here: Isaacsoon
Talkative........ Chike. Mouth na weaver bird with his missus.
Angry bird: Eka joy
Joy killer: AnGelray no good words at all even when you dey die
Notice me: Ibukun and cookie
Pigeon knacker.... My Queen
Will be back
Cutiebee good you know where you belong. I hope you pull yourself out of the pile and stop begging. Believe in God and you will be alright.
ReplyDeleteWashing plate means 'giving oral sex' from a man to a woman. I was asked that several times in Lagos, I was confused till I got an explanation
ReplyDeleteTry your luck @ Miss Ess,anything can happen
ReplyDeleteWe have well over 20 old and still active bvs here, so tbe nnames are njt compkete.
ReplyDeleteL.E.P,what do you mean by end time bae? Do you want me to hit you with my broomstick.😛
ReplyDeleteDon't you know that I'm the bae Frankool is talking about😆😆😆@L.E.P
ReplyDeleteMrs Atheist, your husband either accept Christ or I will drag him to join me in my shrine😛
ReplyDeleteMost Admired and wanted for boo goes to Atheist.
ReplyDeleteMost annoying bv goes to James.
@ Amanda Favour you are on point about the most talked about but absent bv
Ezenwanyi
Maime(mum Hazard
Anon 14:53, I don't fight physically again.na spiritual now 😈😠
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, baby mu no kill me o. I always enjoy your comments. Make I nominate you for Miss Kundus award. You can predict the sizes even inside booxers.
ReplyDeleteSeconded by the mightiest anonymous, me, Anonymous Gangster!
ReplyDeleteI can't disagree with you, Cynthia is such a calm soul.....
ReplyDeleteChike you be really untush native doctor😅😅😅 plate means pussy in this context, washing of plate is giving head or licking pussy cat not the plates in the kitchen 😅😅😅😃
ReplyDeleteNwanna odi necessary. Buda the thing with akpu di oku. Hahahahaha. Anon 14:53, no kill me with laughter. Wetin Emjay my baby do you nah. Only her get 3 awards.
ReplyDeleteLol 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteIn as much as I agree with you that youths don't like to read, I think that a lot of people don't read Reuben Abati, Reno Omokri and FFK articles because they are politically motivated and they are selfish and don't care about anybody but themselves . I think that's why plenty people don't read it
ReplyDelete13 what???
ReplyDeleteGo with @ Don advice.
Nokia torch.
Blog Igbo professor-Amanda NWa. Hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLieeeeee
ReplyDeleteNa bv Elastic
Hahahahahaha, you never see anything. Take her advise and sleep inside police net.
ReplyDeleteGreat lady... Good afternoon and I hope your day has been good to you?
ReplyDeleteThe code to check is (*461*2#)
Lol@most oldest bv.true true I don old here.I started reading this blog since 2012.I was still in secondary school.
ReplyDeleteThis girl 😂😂
ReplyDeleteLol@most oldest bv.true true I don old here.I started reading this blog since 2012.I was still in secondary school.
ReplyDeleteWho told you I don't ve certificate, I got my certificate from Harvard School of Medicine😈
ReplyDeleteOnly those with bitterleaves souls won't see the fun in this😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteStella be preparing my gift o😅😅😅😆😆😆
Have been on SDK since 2012.hahaha
ReplyDeleteAnon15:56Sorry but I'm a guy.
ReplyDeleteIgbo teacher Amanda Favour..
ReplyDeleteMany old bvs I met here 2013
Queen
Tgw
Bloggie and active
Madame what did you write that was so bad that you had to delete it???😞😞😞
ReplyDeleteOya rewrite it back o, I want to know so I can sleep well at night, because if you don't,my aproko instincts won't lemme be o. ...abeg I use God beg u ok😩😩😩
U are like kundus too much @ bv blackberry. Why??????
ReplyDeleteThe best storyteller : Chikito and XP
ReplyDeleteThe blunt bvs: ibk, Chikito and xoxo mystery.
The most intelligent bvs:XP,Chikito,Atheist.
The best storyteller : Chikito
The most pleasant soul: TGW, Cynthia and starry.
The best adviser of the year: doppelganger.
The good girl of the blogosphere : Omotola Brianna.
Horny Goddess
ReplyDeleteEwo, Almighty Igando bv's (Bros Evans neighbour)
ReplyDeleteTexlaxing is the best
ReplyDeleteLonger blokos ke
ReplyDeleteIs this one that I'm seeing not long enough abi you want make iyawo womb shift ni
Lol no be small weapon of mass damage😁
ReplyDeleteWhat is this life turning into? She is too young to have been exposed to porn site. As you acclaimed her friend in school, are you sure that's the only friend she keep in school? Changer her school please.
ReplyDeleteI will still blame your sister here, why will she give a girl of that age a smart phone? Is Nokia dumb phone brands not in the market again? I am sorry to say this but your niece needs counselling and deliverance to quit this act. She is already exposed to it and whenever she have access to smartphone whether yours or her mums, she will open the site.
Most loved and kids lover award: Adadioramma.
ReplyDeleteRonalda for sure! Always scroll down to read her post. Aithest makes me laugh though. He is bae
ReplyDeleteDanny stay quiet & stop famzing yasef.
ReplyDeleteBlog nuisance... Chike and sexydaddy
ReplyDeleteI am back
ReplyDeleteKelvin so u still dey???
ReplyDeleteThat's good. Good to see u
Stella abeg no vex ooo help me tell ur uncle Bolaji to pack his anaconda well next tell. The thing attracted my attention and I zoomed it . And am like wat is dis? Happy birthday uncle Bolaji but pls learn to pack ur rod well.
ReplyDeleteI like it like that, leave it for me o
DeleteBlog Angry Bird:
ReplyDeleteIssa tie between Eka joy and angelray 4SdK. But anger no go let these 2 aunties share award. Dem fit bite each other for stage.
Blog Almajiri:
Cutie bee. Every post na opportunity. Even burial post, babe go still chook head, chook leg, chook empty komokolo,ready for offering.
Blog Motor Mouth aka Battery Mouth:
Chikito. I swear some people get their own blog inside this blog. Stella go do post. Their comment go long pass the post, plus their supplementary comment and response to the comments of the comments. Tuale Mama. Na una type tenant, landlord go dey pay rent give sef.
Blog Weirdo:
This one na boyfrien and gehfrien go share this award. Suwa nen and Danny Fisiye
Blog Genie: Martins. If you call his name once, he must appear and with correct answers.
Blog Yes Woman: Sandy Yo. Sebi you know what a yes man is? Ehen na the female homosapien of that be that.
Blog Gbagaun Master: Sexy Daddy. I no know the persin wey teach you English but the person needs to be flogged inside hot pepper and do frog jumps on his or her head.
Blog Detective: xhirted P. Even the thoughts you are yet to think next week, Chief madam detective don already know am. *yimu
Blog Razzoid: Kidjo
Blog Razoid Forming Boujee Chi exotic
Long Service Awards :
Association of Jobless Men represented by Chike Firmous.
Association of Small Pikins represented by kidjo and Ms SS. All the comments (noise)these kids that like to show themselves make,do not have one tenth of the impact that the silence of someone like even Cynthia Iyede can make. If award don finish, just buy gum and sweets and give them, omolomo kpele sho gbo.
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My post humous award goes to Oluyomi Odukoya for being the kind, gentle and genuine soul that she was.
Yomi, I will always love you.
Hahahahahaha. Agbaya naim you be I swear😅😅😅😅😅
DeleteI have a GP and Obgyn, however they have no idea about it because they are whites. I am not resident in Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteAll of us that comment as anonymous deserve the most reserved bv award. Biko "give it up" to us.
ReplyDeleteKidjo,anonymouses are eligible to vote o. Just that they cannot be voted for.
ReplyDeleteLinda should win for bad advice, she no get rival in that category.
ReplyDeleteI urgently need information regarding getting my MBA transcript from University of Calabar
ReplyDeleteStella, Is uncle Bolaji having an erection in that pics or what?? Lol *sorry guys I just had to look very carefully.
ReplyDeleteDon't use any of those nonsense. @ months,you are almost there. If the hemoroids are dangerous and life threatening, your consultant will give you medication for it. All the best.
ReplyDeleteDon't take anything that wasn't prescribed to you abeg.
Maybe something in the pocket o..........don't scroll back to check joor!!!
ReplyDeleteI follow u laugh @orente, that was rily funny.
ReplyDeleteSDK's Blog Boo is Humble Lion; Emeka in Abuja Group...
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