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Saturday, 9 September 2017

Saturday Morning Spontaneous Post...

#saturday #wakingupwithhungerisawaawu #lol #picturetheboyfriendssleepingstillandhappyitssaturday  #itusedtobesobeautiful #revengeiswrong #todaynatoday #sideeyes #asedeyhot....









Good Morning Ooooh .......

Anyone working today?Welcome to my world...lol

One of my boyfriends birthday is loading and yesterday we went to buy the gift which cannot be opened until the day of birthday....Please i need a hug for what my boys did to me yesterday....I went to bed as soon as we got back..lol

In Germany,it is bad luck to wish someone happy Birthday in advance or open presents before the day of Birthday...........In Nigeria we start receiving present one month before or even a year before sef..lol

BV Chikito,still waiting for your reply,please mail me on hotmail this morning ....I am not taking calls right now but anyone who cannot reach me on phone should send me mail on gmail.Yep!

Have your day planned out already?Any weddings?Is it true that some peole attend parties because of Jollof rice? *side eyes*

Port Harcourt BVs are visiting an Orphanage today and I am so excited.Photos will be posted later...Nice one guys!


Kisses to everyone



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205 comments:

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Beloved said...

Good morning my beautiful lovelies πŸ’‹
Today is gonna be LIT...I can feel it already #Owambe #Eatinggalore #Dancingshoes #Taaadinu πŸ˜€
Princess Rx πŸ€”

STARRY LARRY said...

There's a lesson in everything that happens to us, wisdom to be gained and gratitude to be given.

Good morning blog fam, how are you coping with this cold???




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

In house news poster that lost her preg, sorry, may you have reasons to rejoice soon. Please next time be more careful.
1. Run a test before you take any medication (you didn't mention that you did a confirmatory test to show you have malaria). Early pregnancy symptoms are like malaria symptoms.
2. Use google and get info on any drug before you take.

Chike TEFLON said...

BJ so sweet, so you Grab her Wig
And Throw it in the Air like
Graduation CAP..πŸ‘©πŸΌ‍πŸŽ“πŸ‘©πŸΌ‍πŸŽ“πŸ™†πŸΎ‍♂
It shows the excitement is at it's peak.

Ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide, My Angel of Love and Beauty, keep on rejoicing because your mama born you well. You give me joy and peace. You are one in a million... Have a blissful day Beauty of our time and beyond 😘😘😘😘😘


TGW did you make a comment yesterday that ends with "Nti ga-anu gi ife taadinu" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
Ed Nwa oma if only you know that TGW is the female version of Elastic and Chike TEFLON... Lol
TGW bu onye olu. Oma ife aluga.
Ijele Nwanyi Dike ekene oooooo
Maka Chi way gi na ekoligodum πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Queen and Boss aka CHIEF
Ofu osisi na eme ofia
Agu nwanyi eji eje mba
After hailing you yesterday in Chronicle post you did not regard me... Nne bia butuo aka m maka na oka di na elu since yesterday.

Fan Emmanuel I saw your comment yesterday, Welcome back nne.

Beloved isiri na ichoga Nwa Bobo that is good like my Chikito? Nne agam eleru anya ala wee choo, inugo?

Olori Orente
I'm still laughing at your comment yesterday mana ozo emena.

#ChikiChi2017
#PriZe2017
#TGWBringBackOurEdastic2017

Em jay said...

Beginning from today; God Almighty will cancel every curse that is hindering your fruitfulness in Jesus Mighty Name AMEN.

Chilaka Christian said...

good morning and happy weekend one big and happy family

Olori Orente said...

*My mates are in the university*
*My mates are getting married.*
*My mates are getting good jobs.*
*My mates are succeeding.*
*My mates are living overseas.*
*My mates are buying cars.*
*My mates are building houses.*
*My mates are this......my mates are that......*
It's a pity you literally forgot about your mates in the mortuary, your
mates in the psychiatric homes, your mates roaming on the streets, your mates who are jobless, hungry, blind, deaf..........
*You might not be where you wish to be but you have obviously transcended from where you were yesterday. BE THANKFUL!!!!!!!.*
Super grateful

Rhoda Rex said...

Good morning.

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Now playing It Wasn't Me by Shaggy
I'm so excited that I finally get to really rest next week because this baby girl would be on leave. Brings out list of places I have to visit; Ghana, Kaduna, Kamp Ikaare, the list is endless. What even happened to Avant and Nicole no hot jam like Lie About Us since that time. WHAT!!! Such a beautiful song. Party jollof is sweet when cooked right but I wont attend any event because of it mbok. Small work to do just before I start the waist beads for sis. Have a lovely weekend all.

Lady Bug said...

End time packaging and delivery πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

Good morning my people,Una too muchπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Saturday i am at work already though i will be closing early. I have got headache kai God take control

Lady Bug said...

Starry the Larry 😘

O. Y. O said...

Good morning all. Chai, see cards, I no people don load am, make I nor try again. My baby's birthday is Aug 6 while am Sept 23.....Happy Saturday all. πŸ‘‹

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

I woke up with a terrible headache this morning, lemme go back to sleep & recover. Good morning to y'all.😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Adeniji Bisi said...

There's nothing in life that is not a risk, but a child that is afraid of falling may never walk on time. Falling doesn't make you a failure. You only fail when you refused to get up and try again. The greatest failures are those who never tried at all. There are only two ways to the journey of life, you can either move forward or remain stagnant, but there's no point in moving if you're're not moving forward in the your journey of life. If you cannot get motivation, use determination. Life is never about how you start but how you finish. There's absolutely nothing wrong in taking advice, but if you must explain to everyone before making decisions concerning your personal life you will have a lot of explanations to make. Rule your life or be ruled for life.






Mc pinky

Anonymous said...

wheres the computer village of SDK?
My phone keeps rebooting on its own and its a new battery

Anonymous said...

Got two glo shoki!
Thanks ooo,make i go vote Asap.

Stella Igbokei said...

Good morning to u all, see plenty airtime abeg make them no home barred my line.
Looking outside from my window i can see that the sun shall soon shine. Happy weekend

Lady Bug said...

Won't you sing for me too, mtsheeeeew, nonsense!😎

Etsako Pearl said...

Hbd in advance to Ur boyfriend sdk.....yes I'm in Nigeria come and beat meπŸ˜‹πŸ˜œ
#SeptBornRocks
Una doh.

Lady Bug said...

Amen pastor πŸ™†

snarKer said...


**********
A beautiful, sexy good looking lady was sitting next to a guy
inside the plane. The lady said to him, "can you help me to
remove something from my breast?...please".
The exciting young man replied. "Wow! It will be my pleasure;
so what is it"?
The lady answered .... "YOUR EYES"........
Idiot!!! πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ. ******************
#copied
Una good morning oh! First thing that came to my mind when I woke up this morning was breakfast! I've been pigging on junk food recently and I'm seriously adding weight, nne this one is not sign of good living. I'm not bothered about the other parts of my body only my belle, thinking of getting waist trainer from eBay. Biko, does that thing really work??! Why can't I eat in peace without any tell tale pouch in my abdomen telling everyone so?πŸ˜”

St.FranKooL.... said...

#To make someone happy, just give them these 3 things:

Affection
Attention
and Appreciation*

Lady Bug said...

That headache must go fiam!

Good morning!

Anonymous said...

I have to ask questions before attending any party now after the hot lesson I received 2 weeks ago. I was invited three months ahead. I was asked to invite my friends and na so we put head for shopping. Make up nko? On d day as we were going we decided to buy some cartons of drink for celebrant. I was looking forward to jollof so I no gree eat from home. Even the drink we took, them no gree offer us. No food. I saw only 1 cooler of meat. I just jejely take my spray money and my friends away from there. Some ppl wicked o. How can you organise party without jollof biko?

Morohunmubo said...

Beautiful day to us all.

Anonymous said...

I will be trolling comment
That's all

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Quiksilver said...

I'm spending today with my sewing machine. We have a lot to cut & sew.

Sewing is a super power. The ability to create something beautiful out different pieces of fabrics is a super power 😜

Wanted clicking 'publish' until I realized I have never greeted you guys since I became a blog visitor. So Good morning all... *Removes home training agbada and hangs somewhere *

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin Stella
Gudmorin bvn
Kisses to ur bfs😘😘😘
Ehug to u dear Stella

It so overwhelming with the amount of love I receive from this place...I just want to say tank u....
For not knowing me but praying for me..tank u
For checking up on me...tank u
For advising me..tank u
I really appreciate u guys
God bless u..and he will met u all at the points of ur needs..
The day I will share my testimony, na to tro party for blog be that...tank u allπŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’œπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Anonymous said...

You this bug,you no well I swearπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Beloved said...

See shoki rain Ogini Na ahio

Fab Mum said...

Good morning guys

So cold a night last night.
Hope you all are fine?
I have this yoruba wedding to attend today. I am down with cold but I won't miss it for anything. I love yoruba parties. No forming, no sidelining, no big person or small person. Everyone is equal. Don't even get me started with igbo weddings, especially nnewi weddings. Everyone forming and raising shoulders. Thank God for my father in law and late mother-in-law. So they can't try that rubbish with us but then, I don't just get. . Mtchewww.

Do you have a yoruba friend?? If not get one. Your life will not be the same. I love my yoruba friend 😍😍😍
Happy weekend people

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Good morning everyone....
MTN! Why hath thou forsaken me! Mtchew!

Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT said...

Woke up i don't know why i am craving double 4 club sandwich and fries this morning.

Lady Bug said...

The phone is tired,it needs a replacement 😎

STARRY LARRY said...

My LB love you scatter

Thanks so much to the shoki sender, loaded about 2 GLO cards for my sister-in-law, it's a pity couldn't load any for myself.

But I can't open the link now, I need to vote for you



*Larry was here*

Iphie dearie said...

Ah! 'Lie about us was' the JAM!!!
It used to be on replay... Dunno what happened to Nicole Sherzinger? After 2014,I'm not sure she released any songs.

Anonymous said...

I want to let the heart broken guy on friday in house gist to know that J**** mother of one based in the UK did the same thing to me. She's Yoruba. She is being in the UK since 5, said she comes to Nigeria often. Last time was 2015. Ofcourse she stated she wanted friendship which l was cool with in fact she said she likes/loves my Yoruba name which means God thank you. We chatted for straight two weeks. 'Told her about my siblings, friends and cousins living in the UK that have been asking me to visit them but haven't because l am always so busy with work here but will probably do so (take a vacation to the UK) now that l have her as a friend. Guess what. 'Woke up the next day found out she deleted me straight. So pls move on. I guess she does that to Every one she gets close to. She isn't ready for any form of relationship even friendship. I have since moved on.

Olori Orente said...

Chike husband to anike chikito
Sdk Alaba 1
Biko translate that part
I never learn reach that one
Otutu OMA,dalu
He he he he he he

Iphie dearie said...

Lmao! Any time you use 'Ishoga' you remind me of Linda. Forcing Imo.🀣🀣🀣
I saw that TGW's comment but I don't know what 'tadinu' means.

Chike uwa nileπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ Morning♥️

Beloved said...

Eh achogam... Biko o nna m... 😍

Iphie dearie said...

Morning dear.
How are you?
Take care of you and kisses to your little soldier.

Chike TEFLON said...

Beloved dance less eat more jollof

Anonymous said...

By the way people are saying that Solar Eclipse that happened in some parts of USA is somehow related to the hurricanes.

Expert on geography, astrologist, scientist, please come and give us your theory. What do you think? Thanks.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Iphie dearie said...

Ndo😘😘😘😘
Morning♥️

GreatCleoPatra said...

Good morning people of the earth.. (in alien voice) 😁😁😁

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Amen! Bless you Em Jay

Unbreakable Me said...

Hmmmmmm,I see something πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚,you don sign tey tey..

Em jay said...

Hey Larry.

Chike TEFLON said...

STARRY LARRY are you feeling the cold?

Fab Mum said...

Lady J
Sorry about your loss. Take heart darling. It could be the drugs fault and it might not be. 0 - 12 weeks are considered danger periods because that's when miscarriage happens the most. That's when you go for scan and they say heart beat is no more. It's a scary time. A time when one has to be extra careful. My first baby I was sporting from 10 weeks and I was told bed rest if not baby would leave. If you see the way I did the best rest. Because I wouldn't be able to tell how I would have felt after waiting a year. And I wasn't taking any drugs. So second baby I didn't wait to be told bed rest till 12 weeks.

It could be that drugs, it might be something else. An anon made a point yesterday even though she said it without any sensitivity in the world. Just take heart. Cheerup and know God is God..
First dose of Malaria dose is between 8 weeks to 10 weeks I think. I can't remember. But I know I take malaria first dose very early. 3 dose before I put to birth. Some malaria drugs are good for pregnant women like fancida

Em jay said...

I got 1glo card.

Anonymous said...

Pls my people help me and judge this matter. Recently things have been down due to this recession and hubby have been saying all sorts including accusing his step mums of bewitching him not to be successful in life. Last week he came home and said we should stop bathing with soap and sponge in the night before going to bed, that it prevents good luck. That it washes away blessings of one does it. Especially a woman ttcing, she will find it difficult to concieve. Mind you, I have a child but another one have not come since 4 years now and he refused me going to hospital for test saying he is OK with the one child for now because things are somehow.
I did not agree with that law of not bathing with soap in the night. These days, He comes home smelling of alcohol. He will not bath, he will just brush his mouth, sometimes he will use only water to bath before coming to bed, he still smells of alcohol and he knows I hate smell of any kind. Cigarette, alcohol, body or mouth odour. I married a clean man who must bath well at night before sleeping, now I don't know what to do as this is causing problems. Last night, he came home, reeking of alcohol as usual, he entered the bathroom and brushed his teeth and also washed his face, came to bed. At about 4: am, he started touching me, I removed his hand several times, this is because I can't stand the fermented smell of alcohol in his body. So he left me alone. This morning I explained to him that I don't like bad smell and he knows it, that since he doesn't want to bath at night again, he should not be drinking alcohol any day he want to the thing. The smell will not be there. He only need to brush his teeth and wash his privates and armpit or bath with only water, we will be good to do the thing. He turned it to quarell. Threatening that he will go and have sex outside if I refuse him sex. Pls Help me people. I need advice.

Aiso News said...

Thank you

Hot Shot said...

End time indeed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Martins Aboy said...

Since its a new battery,then next is to try soft reset the phone;Cos it could be a little virus attack..

Steps to take:

1) press down and keep holding the down "Volume" button on your phone,together with the "POWER" Button..
(In some cases,try the "Up" volume button)

It would take you to the option which has a blue background with soo many option..

2) scroll down and select "Wipe system cache"

3) After that,scroll down again and select "Factory reset"

4) After that,scroll up and select "Boot phone" then allow your phone to boot gradually..

Your phone will come back to the way it was when you bought it,and also know that all your apps downloaded will be erased..

NOTE: Remove your memory card before the process,and if you can;scan before inserting into your phone with an Anti-virus..

Good morning..

@MARTINS ABOY

Chike TEFLON said...

🎀🎡🎼
Lady Bug issa jealous gal
Iya Iya ooooo
🎼🎡🎀 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

snarKer said...

This just spoke to me. I have a terrible habit of always comparing myself to my MATES while forgetting that everyone in this world is not supposed to move at the same pace. It is well. I'll learn to be super grateful from now on.

Chike TEFLON said...

Amen

Anonymous said...

#shaderoom πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

End time buggie

STARRY LARRY said...

Morning dear πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Š




*Larry was here*

Em jay said...

Bisi how far, how come I did not see your pix on the Lagos Parry album?

Chike TEFLON said...

Sorry Bee10

Diamond said...

Good morning all, Stella thanks for the card was able to load one first time of trying and I just wanted to jokingly try, God bless you , Bvs please how many packs of cubic crotchet will make a full hair? Bv Chikito your response is needed Pls because I saw on the blog sometime ago where you asked Abj Bvs where to fix nice crotchet.....

viva ciara said...

Morning fam
Trusting God to make this weekend memorable. Please help me pray so.

I read yesterday's IHN late. BV who lost her baby as a result of malaria, so sorry about your loss.
But you see, having known you are pregnant and sick where you should have gone is antenatal clinic to see Obs/Gynae and not a general practice clinic.
That Dr could be queried for not even referring you to antenatal clinic sef. Clean your tears, not easy I know but God shall give you double for your shame.

I'm just gonna be home and keep trusting God for His word, I've been so tensed lately.
Nice weekend everyone.

STARRY LARRY said...

Take care of yourself dear




*Larry was here*

Chike TEFLON said...

Happy belated birthday to your baby
Happy birthday to you in advance

Anonymous said...

Please Chikito come to my rescue.. I have very stubborn knuckles and to think I'm not even fair.. I'm what I call brown.. Like a little fairer than chocolate but not fair..fair enough to show dark knuckles.. I bath with black soap and I use cocodem cream because I don't want to be too light.. Please I have used things to lighten up the knuckles but they didn't work.. The last one I used was so harsh that my skin started peeling around my knuckles but yet it didn't work on the dark sides and this things are making my fingers lighter than my body.. Please help me.. I really need to clear these knuckles

Please come to my aid..

Anonymous said...

Is Beloved and Cookie same person?

When one is around, the other one is absent. Very similar way of writing.

And please please, nobody should appear from nowhere and start telling me... Does it really matter bla bla? Yes, it matters so rest easy.

By the way, let me not hear that someone stole Cookie's phone. Is it only sdk bvs that goes to where people steal and hand over their phones to thieves to be stolen?

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Iphie dearie said...

I honestly hate taking risks.
I love to know the outcome of an investment or new beginning before I embark on it. I hate surprises.
Few times I got pushed to take shaky risks... It didn't pay me.
But like my Sibling would say..' Iphie take the chance,fail if it must teach you... But go for it'

I'm scared of failing.
I'm working on myself.
Thanks

Anonymous said...

Is there anything wrong for a man to tell his wife to watch her weight? My wife has been keeping malice with me for 2days now, she doesn't greet me anymore, even if I greet her she won't respond, simply because I told her she's getting bigger and I feel embarrassed each time people mistaken her over weight for pregnancy.. we just got married this year and we've been ttc, a friend told me over weight can also cause delay when ttc, I politely told her to slow down on how she consumes food like python, na dere kasala start... this woman doesn't know how faithful I have been, she's always suspecting me, when I don't even have time or strength for side chic... Na wetin I go do to make her calm down? Atheist..

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Goodmorning to you all!

I woke up to the sad news of the sudden demise of my favourite country music artist.
I love you Don Williams but God loves you more. Rest in peace gentleman.

I believe in love
I believe in music
I believe in you........

Chike TEFLON said...

JOSTIFIED MOM you are healed in Jesus name... Amen

I hope you are not Head-World sha, because it is related to hammer head of horror... Lol

STARRY LARRY said...

Em jay darling, hope you dey cope with this weather?

Chike I'm seriously feeling the cold, any help you can render?



*Larry was here*

Kamikaze said...

In the office.....

Cars?Done and dusted.Can a BV please buy a PJ so everybody else can 'queue in'?
#blogculture

Pipi Leeeeeeeeee!

I am not a fan of jollof rice.I'm in love with white rice and buka stew.I have a friend who has never gone two days without eating jollof rice.

That's all,folks!

Did I just use 'I am','I'm','have' and 'has' in a paragraph?
I really do not like jollof rice.

Catholics, I hope you all had fun yesterday.

Now,that's really all,folks!

Chike TEFLON said...

Throw it inside fire and buy new one. People that are selling for won't starve because of your stubbornness.
🎀🎡🎼
Let it go 🎼🎡🎀

Beloved said...

Lol... O kwa no ya πŸ˜€
Don't worry take away full ground...o onye nke anyi na eme ife

Currently waiting for our bus to come πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

I love kidjo baby keep slaying OK haters can die do you face time sweetie

STARRY LARRY said...

Amennnnnnnnnnn IJN




*Larry was here*

Chike TEFLON said...

No be only the sun shall soon Shine.
Papa Peter patara pawpaw panyi papa Paul... Lol

STARRY LARRY said...

Well done Martins, that's why I love you




*Larry was here*

Lady Bug said...

😍😍😍😍😍

Skin Cream Choice said...

I grin when I read that people are waching their weights, I am 26 years old and I am too slim for my liking.

what can I possibly eat to gain a lil weight.

plus can any chocolate skinned person suggest a cream I can get to just get my skin glowing .

few months back, I used F&W Gold number 2 and it was lovely on me, only for me to use the number 3 and my face is looking horrible now, with some scaly patches.

I am looking darker than usual and too dry skinned.

I intend getting the normal Fair and White as it is usually ok on me, but would appreciate any relevant suggestion.
I dont want a bleaching cream please.
just sth to get me glowing.

i willl leave for the market in an hour time, cant go to work with my face like this on monday mbok

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
Is the guy in any way related to kelvin dat Edo boi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Do sit up, it will reduce your tummy

Blackberry said...

One yahoo prophet has brainwashed him.

Lady Bug said...

This one is heavy oπŸ™†

Chike TEFLON said...

Boil very hot water and drink

Anonymous said...

money money money!!!
Fuck the rest, i can gv myself

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahaha
Don't I just love you Martins? You responded promptly without even taking offence at the name you were called. I owe you a gift.
I'm not the poster o.

Anonymous said...

My dear that is one of the challenges of Marriage..please you have no choice but to put your knees down and start praying for him.. Since he has never been like that.. He is just frustrated..
Last year I faced this same thing and I had to put my knees down and before you know it my husband got a job outside the country and the man I married came back to me.. He became extra nice and now he worships me.. In fact once he receives his salary he submits to me for safe keeping.. He is always apologizing for those days. But it wasn't easy at all. I almost left him because the frustration was too much.

But it all ended in praise.. Please so long as he is not violent, you need to be patient and encourage him. Please don't complain. Just PUSH..
Pray
Until
Something
Happens..

Stay blessed.. May God comfort you..

Anonymous said...

Am a man, am also guilty of drinking but my wife has never told me that I smell of alcohol.. I have learnt from you..

Chike TEFLON said...

Beloved nne m anugom.

Iphie Dearie only TGW can explain taadinu.. Lol

Olori Orente Nwata gbaga sulugede amaghi na sulugede bu Egwu ndi mmuo... That's the meaning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Ututu oma

Fab Mum said...

I take risk. I can see a business plan, and just jump on it. Some I failed and some worked out. It teaches me. I wish im less of a risk take though. Not just when it comes to business deals

Chike TEFLON said...

OK noted

Eka Joy said...

This past week was so stressful. Went to carry job wey pass me because of cash. I don tell the person say I no do again. Can't come and kill myself.

The money will come some other way

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

MrsPreggos, I just gave Valery her 344th vote i hope she wins

Fab Mum said...

πŸ˜‚good morning quickie πŸ˜†

Chike TEFLON said...

*selling phone *

GreatCleoPatra said...

Please where is BV the villager? So many people missing in action.. I don't blame them though because it's not really easy commenting here all the time..
Sometimes network won't let someone even open the blog..

Hope you're all doing well..

Anonymous said...

Where did he get that from? I can't do with out bathing with my 8k soap and rub my 18k cream at night.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

@Nwike what happened???πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

FORD EDGE said...

Bad luck to open gifts before 'd day' ...orisirisi!
I'm not a jollof rice fan except it is nicely garnished, so that can never take me to a party cos I no dey send that food. I just must not set my eyes on rice & curry sauce at a party, na im I must chop.
Good morning bvs.
Do have a glorious weekend.

Chike TEFLON said...

Sharon Aminu my future ex Bae like can't wait for that day

viva ciara said...

Me I can't wait to start training to sew. I love that handwork with passion. But I've never had time to do it.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

@jostified u probably had an hectic night. Just rest a while ,u'll be fine

GreatCleoPatra said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚sorry I had to laugh 1st.. But I think you have to be more polite in telling her..

Lady Bug said...

Over to you Chikito as the beauty therapist you is😁😁😁😁😎

HighlyFavoured said...

I made it to spontaneous post today. No need trying to load shoki.because fastest fingers must have loaded all. Lol. Una good morning o.

Stella maris Baby said...

Sorry dear.

Fab Mum said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ men can be so pained when you deny them sex
Please which religious leader is telling him things. There is nothing like washingwashing your Goodluck away because you used soap and sponge. I can't understand this. Please let him know that even the Bible agrees with cleanliness. I can't stand people who don't shower at night whether you werewere home all day or you went out, please shower. With soap ad sponge. And brush please.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Any party without jollof is that one a party?

Stella maris Baby said...

Sorry dear

Anonymous said...

Always fold your knuckles when rubbing cream

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Headache is not your portion in Jesus name...

It shall be well with you Bee

Fab Mum said...

Hi vivi

Another htinf I just thoufhtthought of, how sure are you that you had malaria? Did you run a test that confirmed you hadhad malaria or you guessed??

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Healing is yours in Jesus name...

Olivia Silk said...

I have a yoruba colleague. Also my boss is Igbo but speaks Yoruba fluently. Does that count?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Good morning Fabbie.



I am on my bed trying not to cry. I am moving house today after 1 month of moving in here. (Long story) and I am sooooooo stressed!

I need movers! 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒

sexy Daddy said...

Anno.Ignore her totally.Since you just told her your mind without pretence.

Why would a wife wake up in the morning without greeting her husband in the house? Nawoo.

Anonymous said...

Blackberry he said he has been hearing people saying it. So he said he heard it again recently, I think it's at the joint where he normally go to relax and drink alcohol. Is not beer that he drinks o, is all these alomo, seaman schnapps , like that,

Stella maris Baby said...

Chike onye egwuli egwuli

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

And I hv an Igbo/Edo wedding today😁😁😁😁 mum's neighbor frm imo state getting married to my Edo bro


I see plenty of jollof rice already as cooking is taking place right before my eyes.
Let's hope d distribution will be even wen we get to d venue

Affordable accessories said...

Anonnny!,eti e melo? Kilonfinshe? Now listen,dont refuse sex with your husband,even if u fear he has std use 2condoms together. Ehen that alcohol palava,beg him to stop drinking,tell him to take energy drink instead. Buy good perfume,the days he makes alcohol mistake spray him all over with perfume. Finish

Fab Mum said...

You bluntly told your wife she is over weight?? What a wawuuu. You couldn't do It lightly?? Better go andad beg her and tell her you didn't mean it came out of your mouth

Affordable accessories said...

Kelvin dat edo boi my blog boo,how is u?

Atheist ™ said...

Her love language is most likely words of affirmation... such ppl take to heart sad words, even if ure telln them their hairdo isnt so nice. Theres a way to compliment her & chip in the truth, she'd not be offended.
"SWEETY, you look good & attractiv, i want to keep feeling this way about u and not be temptd evr to admire another woman, you knw i love shapy n fit women, thats y i married u, keep being u love, id help u watch ur weight ok? as i also wattch my pot belly"... if she no smile, she be obnje lol

HighlyFavoured said...

Anon 9:26: it depended on how u said it. Was it w so much love and care, or insultive and pulling down.
Fat people are not happy dey are fat. They always have people talking them down, leading to lack of confidence, depression, etc. So, she wouldn't want you to be part of those who pulls her down
Why don't u go to d grocery, buy a lot of weight-loss products, come back home, make her a meal, then loving tell her if she likes it and u would love her to eat healthy, so she can live long, be healthy and smart, at d same time increase her chances of conception.

Olori Orente said...

Good one
Pls do

Olori Orente said...

Love you dearie
Always sing praises to God
Miracle is here

Iphie dearie said...

Morning dear😘😘😘😘
Music is beautiful, Love is beautiful... You are beautiful😁 I'm practicing my poetry on you.

Waiting on Sam Smith's new Album like....πŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌπŸ’ƒπŸΌ

viva ciara said...

Aha my God.
This one weak me.

Iphie dearie said...

Did you get that Book I recommended?
Smart Money Woman by Arese?

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Go and enjoy yourself jor! I know there will be varieties of mouth watering food.

Olori Orente said...

Yes ooo sweet in law
Never a dull moment with yoruba friends
That's why our children wedding will be lit

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

U probably said it harshly. When I'm adding,my husband has a way of telling me jokingly n I immediately decode. Even wen I sometimes wear some "mama clothes" to spite him.

It depends on ur communication couples are suppose to joke n talk about any and everything

IsaacBABA (BUY CHEAP MTN DATA FOR AS LOW AS N700 for 1GB, N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB and 2400 for 4GB...call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

My sister u hv not seen some "dangerous" party jollof rice

Iphie dearie said...

There is nothing wrong with telling your wife that she needs to watch her weight, but you can't liken her to a Python now,guy!
You can tell someone to go to hell in a nice way and the person will be overtly happy to go there.

Please apologise for the way you said it to her and still reiterate kindly that she needs to watch what she eats.
Lastly, If she's adding weight rapidly,It might be a hormonal issue. Go run some tests to rule that out okay?
God bless your home.

viva ciara said...

Oga whose wife is overweight, you made the point but in a very wrong way. How can you say your wife embarrasses you?
Why would you say she could consumes food like a python.
Find more soft words to use and pass your message.

Chike TEFLON said...

VICTORIOUS EHIS Nwike is on vacation. I will be back soon

Anonymous said...

Thou shall not bear false witness for the wages of sin is miserable death #towhomitmayconsign

Anonymous said...

Haaaa

His step-mom bewitched him.. .if I type now, they will say I want to sound unafrican but who will stop me?

Very soon another seer will tell him you are the cause of his problem and he will deal with you. You better nip it in the bud now.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Adeniji Bisi said...

Emjay...my picture is right in between the front page and the last page if you open carefully to page 678 cuz if not d pix will fall out.


Mc pinky

HighlyFavoured said...

Hmmm. Wat women see in marriage.
Apologize to him, then try to make up for it today.
You need to talk to God about it, and report him to God. I.e if u know Him.
Also, start praying for ur hudband, dat his eyes should open to any deception, etc.
Some
Marriage (if not all) can't work without God ooo

Iphie dearie said...

Mine is Pancakes.. And I'm making it right away.
Morning Iya♥️

Anonymous said...

Na wetin your oshoronging colleagues want take set up dis early momo

Iphie dearie said...

Infact I have good friends from different tribes. The diversity is everything.
I cherish them.
Talking about parties, Nothing will move me out of this house except to go to market which I hate. I hate a lot of things🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
My friend is in town... She wants to drag me everywhere and all I want to do is have a ncie discussion with her... Catch up and goan rest. Is it too much to ask? I'm I a wicked someborri?

Iphie dearie said...

Your testimony is here dearπŸ™Œ

Anonymous said...

Viva
It's good to see you

Hand it over to God and don't let it bother you.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

rookies said...

One of my Yoruba friends told me that sponge thing before and I was like WTF!!! Can that be true????

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Thanks ❤ @Iphie dearie
Thanks, I definitely will @Starry Larry
Amen to your first line, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ "Head-Word" na the pikin so my own get hope pass yours "Hammer head of πŸ‘Ή"@Chike.
Thanks alot @Victorious Ehis
Thanks alot @Stella Maris Baby
AMEN to your prayer @Mrs R.
In all, thanks guys for your concern.

Anonymous said...

Telling a woman to slow down on how she consumes food like a python is NOT polite.

Iphie dearie said...

Ndo..
Rest easy😘

Anonymous said...

Thank you anonymous 9:42 female and Fab mum
Anonymous 9:42 male that drinks too. Pls always bath at nite before you join your wife on the bed, if possible, apply perfume or roll-on sef. This is how my husband use to do. You will notice the changes in your wife if you do this. No woman likes her man smelling of alcohol or cigarettes. Likewise a man too does not like his wife smelling of smoke from the kitchen or condensed sweat when she comes to bed. Your wife is probably scared of offending you, that is why she does not complain. Pls change.

Anonymous said...

Stop using useless soaps like black soap which is harsh to the skin. Stop using useless creams like Cocoderm, Qel, Fair and white e. t.c

Buy clarins cream with sunscreen , buy papaya soap or kojic soap. Do regular steam bath with body polish, eat cucumbers and sugar canes. Drink Tulix green tea, it glows the skin.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

MelaninQueen said...

You will testify soon Darling. I remember that of Default Smile, i screamed like i just won a jackpot and called all my Bv friends to break the news.

Kamikaze said...

Did you all see the lady who creatively advertised herself as a worthy replacement for the lost J in yesterday IHN?

That cracked me up.

Lady Bug,you are something else.

Iphie dearie said...

Atheist!!!!!

Stella Igbokei said...

Haba! Chike wetin na? Ur people dey ask u how u see the weather for up. Sun done show again no rain today

Iphie dearie said...

Fab Mum ogini!!!
Hehjevdvdgdhsjsksakbsbs
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Who is distracting you?

Vickie berries said...

Good morning

Dreamcatcher said...

Good morning Queen of savage πŸ˜‚

Stella Igbokei said...

May God bless ur handwork. I'll love to learn how to sew

AbaMade said...

I voted for that baby already, I wish her luck. Fine morning it is

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Affordable accessories lols

Madam this your story is supposed to be sent in as chronicle so you get many expert advise. This issue can break a home. This is the Devil at work. Miss kenefo, empress cho, my two kobo, Ronalda and the remaining blog advisers will give you good Advise. Write the full story and send to Stella as chronicle. Many people will learn even men too. One is up there learning from your story already.

Anonymous said...

U dey mind d semi illiterate.She remind me of dat igbo court bailiff in one oyinbo man's court on nta channels during d days of cock crow at dawn.D bailiff na wetin we dey call oyinbo na master

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Goodmorning and Happy Saturday to everyone and to our beautiful stella .

Anonymous said...

Still trying to reconcile ur pics on afro with ur comments lol. U look boring in real life, I might be wrong

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Beautiful morning to you Iphie dearie!

Yeah, good music is beautiful.
If I listened to a song and the lyrics is not powerful; by powerful, I mean hitting me at the right spot, i'll know the song is not for me.

Fab Mum said...

Olivia, it counts on. As long as they can invite you to parties and you are good with them. Your boss is like my hubby. Born and brought up in lagos. Speaks yoruba half the time he is talking. Even with siblings..
Moving is very stressful. That would be happening to me soon. Sighs.. What happened though??


I love inter tribal marriage @victoria, you people should treat my sister right o. If I were standing where you are standing right now, I won't be able to vouch that there will still be meat left for the wedding

Mrs R, you know this. Plenty food especially burnt jellof rice made with that native leaf that gives it a different taste

Olori orente, you know this. Grand it will be. Plenty food and dance kind of things

Iphiey dearie, having friends from all tribes is amazing. It enlightens you in a different kind of way, helping you know their culture and what not. I hate going to the market. No joke but I just hate it. Going to the market is one of the reason I have a help. Aside the fact that she takes care of them when I'm busy, but market is a major factor and hubby knows. Without a help, I might not cook everyday because I won't just go. I wonder how somel people go every single day.. You are not wicked at all. HahahaπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ€£.

Sharon Aminu said...

Gudmorin dear

Fuck you said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Jesus I don die πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

Fab Mum said...

Hahahahababababab
Omg
I'm tired @iphiey
Who is distracting me got me πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Quiksilver said...

I tire oh anon. That was apt

Teddy said...

The way you put it might be the issue. Fat people are already very self conscious and sad about it. Then hearing it from someone they love makes them very sad. It makes they feel even the person that they thinks love them can't tolerate them.
try and apologise, then help her out. Register both of u in a gym. Wake her up and d morning and both of u should go for a jog, laugh and have fun. Then don't be asking for starch and banga when she is trying to eat salad, help her out and eat healthy too, at least till she get used to it,then u can stop.

KIDJO D MAMALAWO �� �� �� �� said...

Yeah, exactly what I need from you. Other guys will give me money so I'm gonna be fineπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

@fab mum,u from imo? Wow, don't worry ur sister is in safe hands.

For the meat, the security is water tight oπŸ˜€

KIDJO D MAMALAWO �� �� �� �� said...

I love you more. Chai, where can I send your kisses to?πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

KIDJO D MAMALAWO �� �� �� �� said...

Check my profile. There's a way to reach me on instagramπŸ‘„πŸ‘„πŸ‘„

KIDJO D MAMALAWO �� �� �� �� said...

Anon 10:38....shut up your anus you call mouth there....You re stupid ok.

Rhoda Rex said...

I'm fine o. Thank u dear.

Quiksilver said...

Viva it is well...

Fabmum, do you know that fhhhfdkohdwzvvbhfterreiou is ffrdqwewwxvbgfe?
Now, how about fggtddcfgkjhtsszfff so that ssddscbnnvdrdeedddzxxxuyrfc will not cerrfefruhtv again. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Am foiiiiine Baybay!!!😍😘 I just woke up o jere!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Kamikaze said...

Iphie Dearie,thanks for recommending that book and its lessons for financial success.Quite insightful and relatable.It's got me thinking about my spending, friendships, the amount of pressure every career woman's under and that fear of losing it all.I am not through though but so far,I have found it thought-provoking.

Quiksilver said...

Affordable accessories, is that your real handwriting? Nawa o
Anyway what do I know? I am single

Fifi said...

There is everything wrong in d way u told ur wife though, u were rude and insensitive!

Apologise, not just with words but give her a treat as well...

Then try to bring up d matter in a polite and loving manner and watch her respond better.

Work together as a couple to discover what is causing d major weight gain since u are TTC it might not be just food...then together find a solution...that is what marriage is about!

xhlrted p said...

Good morning lovelies. The sky looks favourable and dry but whichever mode it adopts later we are ready.

Slipped into my blue Jeggings and pink Polo, ready to hit the malls with my bestie and a relation before ndi ana akpalu ego returns tomorrow from their lonnnnnnnng vacation. Missed them much now I'm grinning and feeling all mushy at the same time. I needed the brain rest but screaming and nurturing continues tomorrow. Hahaha.

King XOXO Mystery... Osheeeyy baddest oremi. Stored some of the plenty kisses for future munching.
Nmasinachi...look into that thing. I dey wait. E-kisses to you.
La Noc...I replied thanks and sorry for the delay.
Lady J...bvs have said everything already. Sorry for your loss dear. Blowing you twinnies' dust. It is well.
Ijay....I'm done editing all, check. Thanks to Lagos traffic for making it swift. Kikiki

Whatsapp group ish, can someone slide in and fill me in? It sounds really confusing to me. What appin? I got 9,873 texts waiting here, no time to keep up, my battery can carry it but my brain? Not can cope biko. You know how many school groups? in and out of Nigeria? My first primary school in France that one na French chics wahala, add church groups again. Haaa.I no fit.

You guys have a nice day make I go push trolleys.
Today na today.

Ada Nkanu said...

It's taadunu and it means today today.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:42 Na dat matter you still carry since? E le nu igbe. How is it your business if she looks like inside of dustbin? Is it your business? Rodent like you.

viva ciara said...

XOXO and Quickie thanks mucho.
I believe.

Anonymous said...

Lady Port is right send it as chronicle
Would love to read more on the solution to this cos my aunt is in your shoes. Her own is her husband stopped her and the kids from going to church anymore saying is dangerous since the anambra killings. He too drinks and smokes

Anonymous said...

U better move to town and get a good job. Stop easting away your youth in that village

Anonymous said...

*Wasting

Anonymous said...

*wasting

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Thanks all I had to close early to go and rest I really appreciate.

Mrs R. Its been a while

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

You will testify my sister Sharon

Anonymous said...

My worry is that most of these contest are fake. But lemme go and vote anyway

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:14 make una count losses move on abeg

Anonymous said...

Try adopting a child there are numerous kids looking for homes and someone to love them, think about taking one in and you might not know, that could be your breaking barrier to seeking a child of your own. #anonmode

Anonymous said...

What's making you tensed mami, talk to someone please

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