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Friday, 17 November 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..




Mine are......
Oloriburuku
Uncle  talky talky
hahahahaha
Google Nose
And they are still saved so


126 comments:

Kele Bobo said...

Iya Azu Mangala

Weed Chic said...

Pest!

Default Smile said...

Do Not Pick

Anonymous said...

Mumu ikotun!

Rowland Dominic said...

Menstruation Girl..... Because na everytime she come my house she dey see her menstruation.

Mitchelle said...

Iyke ph nuisance

jumiakindipe said...

Anonymous

St.FranKooL.... said...

#The reason why people give up so fast, is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come*

Anonymous said...

MTN. The guy could spend hours on phone talking nonsense to the extent I always avoided his calls

Rocky said...

"Don't pick!"

Moncoeur's behbeh said...

Don’t pick
Default Smile
Kill
Mixed friends

Viva Ciara said...

LMAO
I just laughed the way I read out 'Mumu Ikotun!

Viva Ciara said...

When I was in school I saved..
God forbid

Beloved said...

Turkey...because she sells frozen and I collected her number that day in case my sister in law wants to argue about the new price in turkey.

Aatfish...because she sells catfish, to know when she's less busy.

Madam typing,... my typist.

Angel Handsome...because he is an angel and handsome too. 😘😘😘


Beloved said...

Hahahaha

Beloved said...

No be small Azu mangala 🀣🀣🀣

Olori Orente said...

Haha haha SDK will not kill someone

mine is boda ode elejowewe
Pest
Stingykoko

Anonymous said...

Weyrey midnight caller
Stupid tumbler girl

Anonymous said...

..and its possible to save a paragraph as a name? Yo phone is good oo

avondah said...

ade smelly loool

Anonymous said...

Buffoon!
Goat!
Cursing Agent
Foolish!
Who is he?
Who is she?
Unserious!
Call I don't know!

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Kuku kill meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

I have "hmmmm" on my phone and I can't remember who it is or why I saved it that way now that I think of it.
I have also used "goat" before.

Kay Bee said...

Sdk thief!. Dude called first time and lied to me straight. Never picked his call again. Ndi amusu😈😈

Anonymous said...

Toyosi loosed pants

Anonymous said...

Amarachi rice and beans

BIZ said...

Husband snatcher,thief,miss I wan belong and oloko kekere

Anonymous said...

Big Head...

Hello baby come say high to me naaa.

KIDJO (It's A New Dawn) said...

Candid dickπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

Anonymous said...

Miss light..a female neighbor that always call me to confirm if there's light and I no she no go come back
mint..always dashing me mint money each time he visits
pepper body..a neighbor that's always angry and fighting with everyone

Anonymous said...

Evil friend, gossiper,God will judge u

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha..you cray

Anonymous said...

Chukwudi stingy rat.

Rowland Dominic said...

Lmao.... @Hudband Snatched. And oloko Kekere.... Oh Lord. Biz. I'm practically holding my belly as I'm laughing.... Some BV's are simply hilarious

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

'Sugarcane mallam'
'Ignore'
😁😁😁

Beloved said...

Anon 18:37 kukuma kill me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Beloved said...

I have Hmmm too and also unknown but have deleted them when I did some contacts-closet cleaning.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Beloved said...

Hahahaha

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

Bad news, and i did that because she is always calling me to tell me who just died or had an accident.

Beloved said...

Ehn...I remember saving someone's contact with Devils incarnate years back...lol but this person can lie for Africa..omg
I can't stop laughing

jay urchy said...

Were
Boxers guy
Bra Customer
Who

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

No, this is ridiculous I'm crying.

Stella maris Baby said...

419
87
33

Anonymous said...

Kwesi Psycho and never answer

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Wait first,pause and answer this question.
Which one of the two do you wear? Bra or boxers?

Anonymous said...

" Never Pick "

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

My friend Chukwudi is not a stingy rat biko but tell me what kind of phone do you use that can let you save so much words for a contact name? Hmmmm

Anonymous said...

1. Who
2. Who 2
3. Who 3

Chidinma Grace said...

Unknown. I forgot the name he told me and I don't know how to ask him because it will seem as if I am not taking him seriously, so I saved it with UNKNOWN.

ManChild said...

Smelly pu@sy.

Justyswt said...

Lol, kai una no go kill person for this blog with laugh. Which one is menstruation girl again?

Cynthia Iyede said...

V.I Driver cos he picks those working on the Island after close of work.

Hairdresser cos she makes my hair.

Justyswt said...

Coward

Weird

Mama fish

Anonymous said...

ABL- Amaka Big Lips
Mary blue bra- my undergraduate days in Unilag 05, this babe was known for wearing blue bra all the time

Anonymous Rasta

sugar babe said...

Oji isi(big head)
Ify parrot
Irresponsible
Ofe nmadu
419

Anonymous said...

U see ur life?


Anonymous Rasta

Anonymous said...

During my single day's I saved my side boos name as 131,unknown calleretc so whenever I'm with the real boo and any sidee calls or send text he will think it's mtn spasm message or call

Anonymous said...

So what is the SDK doing there?


Anonymous Rasta

Senator EsE EsSAy said...

Do not pick
When will she change
Pretender
Lie lie for africa
I neva chop
Olamide look-alike
Name forgotten
Mtn master
Heart scammer
Snake girl
Fake buddy
I save this name either with what they exhibited,character or real names forgotten. I had so many hilarious ones but had to delete em when one of them saw me saved his name with 'disturbance' lol

Lizzy berry aka Mrs Atheist™ said...

Anonymous seems u r new.. Lol

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Smelly Pussy
Biro Dick
Uncle 500
Mummy Banga soup

LEPπŸ˜›

Anonymous said...

parasite, because he was always collecting from me stingy boy and he can beg for africa

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Smelly Pussy
Biro Dick
Uncle 500
Mummy Banga soup

LEPπŸ˜›

Princess Scheherazade said...

OMG! I have a Don't Pick saved on my phone too!!!
One weekend, he accompanied me during my weekend errands and even helped carry my shopping upstairs. Then I started looking for my phone.
He kept calling my line and eventually went to check the car whilst still calling my line.
He came back upstairs and asked me why I saved his number as Don't Pick.

Anonymous said...

So?? Those IDs are common na and does not evoke laughter my friend! Dont be boring Cynthia!


Anonymous Rasta

Anonymous said...

Yea bro! I have inhaled something like that before... Yuck!


Anonymous Rasta

Push up said...

Who... the person kept disturbing me and I dint know who it was

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Doppel,
Maybe the anon has the name shortened on phone. E.g "C.StngyRat"; but for the purpose of this post, spelt in full.
*just saying* cos I do same too since there is a maximum xter restriction on save contact column

Kendrick's mum said...

Ewo!!!! Hahahahaha

Cisca Chesca said...

Lol

Kendrick's mum said...

Madam dirty...cos she's d one that collects money for our waste.

Ram....cos he's name is Ramsey n have some attributes of a Ram.

Waste....cos he is such a waste to his people.

EssBee said...

..mouth odour
..Idiot
...beggy beggy

Kendrick's mum said...

Oh lawd!! I give up!

Sultry Onyx said...

Chike STI
Ovie bladder inf
Oy genital warts
No blame me, nathe work wey we dey do

Anonymous said...

Dare idobo

Kendrick's mum said...

Was about asking same question Doppel asked, it can actually be shortened anyway.

Pastor Sexy Daddy said...

Oha leave mogul

Senator EsE EsSAy said...

Doppel mine can save complete

Senator EsE EsSAy said...

*Names

Anonymous said...

🀣🀣

Fuck you said...

Hahahahahahaha

Fuck you said...

Hahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaah....leave me oh hahahahahaha

Fuck you said...

Hahahhahahaahhahahahaha....guy u no well

Anonymous said...

I once saved someone as Delete, then forgot who and why.
Someone once saved me as Stan Frisocrem on his phone. I was livid when I found out.

Anonymous said...

This anonymous rasta u are beginning to sound stupid fa!

Beloved said...

Doppel it can be longer if you saved it to phone instead of To Simcard

Ammy Bee said...

The idiot
Lesson learnt
No

My two kobo said...

Pastor Sexy Daddy (SDK).

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚my husband saw the name the other day and said, na wa o! Is that a new pastor in your church? Shame no catch You, you saved his name sexy kwa? What am I na? I kuku say, unku no vez na nickname...i sharp sharp open blog for him to see his name o! I can't pray prayer abeg...🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

If your calls make me angry or you are pestering my life.. I don't save at all. I just cram the last 3 digits😁😁 The reason is because I'm too lazy to start deleting the number later, and since I can't hide my feelings... The callship won't last anyways..

I have saved somebody's name as: OUD Perf 100%πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ She was selling them.

Rowland Dominic said...

Somebody save me. Chai.... Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Safe Haven said...

I had a 'who' too, maybe still in my contact sef. The person kept calling & it wasn't making any sense.

Rowland Dominic said...

See my life I laugh sotey I type error. I need to sack this my autocorrect. *Husband Snatcher.

Rowland Dominic said...
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Safe Haven said...

Lizzy, Anon is being sarcastic. Everyone knows StFrankooL is in a world of his own. Take it or leave itπŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒ. This blog sha. Una be best medicine for the heart I swear.

Eminado Onimisi said...

Fake pastor, blessing coconut, fruit seller, printer, scammer, house keeper, type, ugo cab, new driver, plumber, electrician, femi mechanic, Enugu, suspect etc.

Anonymous said...

TGIF blame it on the weed Yo


Anonymous Rasta

Anonymous said...

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwa stella come and carry ur anonymous bvs amaka big lips? Ikwakwakwakwakwa

Anonymous said...

Which kind stupidities be dis

Anonymous said...

Which kind stupidities be dis

Red Wine said...

Mad dog, small duck,ewu aba, you go collect.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

@my two kobo🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Wait oh! You didn't add 'spermy'?
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
You get luck. You would have seen the other side of Oga as you would have explained how a pastor is not not only sexy but spermy too🀣🀣🀣🀣

Yes Oh! Our very own Pastor SSD. Any other is a counterfeit.
Hailings bro. πŸ™Œ
And πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ to the lil man and Sexy Mummy Nekus😚😚

Temi said...

Sango and unknown

Anonymous said...

Conversations between a police man and a little boy that lost his way home ! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Oh my world!
Police: Good day gentleman.

Me: Hi police man.

Police: what are you doing here this time of the day? Your parents live around here ?

Me: No, I lost my way home .

Police : where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police : Where do your parents live?

Me: Together.

Police : where is your house?

Me::: Next to my neighbors house.

Police : where is your neighbors house?

Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.

Police : Tell me!

Me: Next to my house.

Abeg ooooo πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
Apt! So she never has any good news? Agent of doom☻

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

🀣🀣🀣reminds me of "Amaka beggy beggy"

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

πŸ˜²πŸ™†

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

😁😁😁

Madam Estateowner said...

Enemy
419

Rowland Dominic said...

Sultry Onyx... I'm also guilty of this. But more like Iyabo Warakpa. Mimi Okporoko legs. Lol

Rowland Dominic said...

Bloggie..... Hahahahaha. Amaka beggy beggy.... Kuku kill me... Lol Abasi oh

jay urchy said...

Doppelganger,I wear both nah. Lol

Anonymous said...

Chop kiss BelovedπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

LADYGEE said...

Steve Shoe
Nathaniel stockbroker
Segun Oshodi
Ikenna CSM

Chyluv! said...

Disturbance
H
Don't pick up

xristybabes said...

Have you seen an IGBO
MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?
NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;
1. Amaka Okporoko
2. Uche Azu ndu
3. KC Abacha
4. Nkechi Crayfish
5. Chika Anu ewu
6. Ndubuisi Afo anu
8. Nonye Tomato
9. Tony Beans
10. Ify Garri
11. Nkiru Okpa
12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei
13. Okey Kanda
14. Chidi Anu Jaki
15. Emeka Akpannu.
16. Nduka Yobasi
17. Chioma Azu mangala
18. Emma Odu efi
19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu
20. Stella Ukpaka
21. Odukwe Anu ewu
22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka
23. Ezinne Ukazi

CHILD OF GOD said...

Hilarious πŸ˜†

Amacastel said...

Aka gum,
Story teller,
Eze ndi asi,
Akpa Uche

Anonymous said...

I raise Beyonce hand for you.

Anonymous said...

1. ?
2. ???
3. ? W
4. ? W1
5. Betrayer friendly foe friend from hell traitor (iPhone allows long id's)
6. Afang soup
7. Nails
8. Stalker
9. Dunno

Anonymous said...

It's second nature, she can't help it. Let her be like that, I like her.

Anonymous said...

Said the same thing on a post earlier. Dumb ass.

Anonymous said...

I have Who is this 1-7

I also have Hausa Caller Don't Pick.

I think I've also saved someone as Waste or Idiot can't recall.

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