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Friday, November 17, 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post..




Mine are......
Oloriburuku
Uncle  talky talky
hahahahaha
Google Nose
And they are still saved so


125 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. No be small Azu mangala 🀣🀣🀣

      Delete
    2. ..mouth odour
      ..Idiot
      ...beggy beggy

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    3. Pastor Sexy Daddy (SDK).

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚my husband saw the name the other day and said, na wa o! Is that a new pastor in your church? Shame no catch You, you saved his name sexy kwa? What am I na? I kuku say, unku no vez na nickname...i sharp sharp open blog for him to see his name o! I can't pray prayer abeg...🀣🀣🀣

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    4. @my two kobo🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Wait oh! You didn't add 'spermy'?
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
      You get luck. You would have seen the other side of Oga as you would have explained how a pastor is not not only sexy but spermy too🀣🀣🀣🀣

      Yes Oh! Our very own Pastor SSD. Any other is a counterfeit.
      Hailings bro. πŸ™Œ
      And πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ to the lil man and Sexy Mummy Nekus😚😚

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    1. Princess Scheherazade17 November 2017 at 19:48

      OMG! I have a Don't Pick saved on my phone too!!!
      One weekend, he accompanied me during my weekend errands and even helped carry my shopping upstairs. Then I started looking for my phone.
      He kept calling my line and eventually went to check the car whilst still calling my line.
      He came back upstairs and asked me why I saved his number as Don't Pick.

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    2. Who... the person kept disturbing me and I dint know who it was

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    3. I had a 'who' too, maybe still in my contact sef. The person kept calling & it wasn't making any sense.

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    1. LMAO
      I just laughed the way I read out 'Mumu Ikotun!

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  4. Menstruation Girl..... Because na everytime she come my house she dey see her menstruation.

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    1. Hahahahaha..you cray

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Lol, kai una no go kill person for this blog with laugh. Which one is menstruation girl again?

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    4. 🀣🀣

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  5. Iyke ph nuisance

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  6. #The reason why people give up so fast, is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come*

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    1. ..and its possible to save a paragraph as a name? Yo phone is good oo

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    2. Anon 18:37 kukuma kill me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Lizzy, Anon is being sarcastic. Everyone knows StFrankooL is in a world of his own. Take it or leave itπŸ˜†πŸ˜ƒ. This blog sha. Una be best medicine for the heart I swear.

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  7. MTN. The guy could spend hours on phone talking nonsense to the extent I always avoided his calls

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  8. Don’t pick
    Default Smile
    Kill
    Mixed friends

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  9. When I was in school I saved..
    God forbid

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  10. Turkey...because she sells frozen and I collected her number that day in case my sister in law wants to argue about the new price in turkey.

    Aatfish...because she sells catfish, to know when she's less busy.

    Madam typing,... my typist.

    Angel Handsome...because he is an angel and handsome too. 😘😘😘


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    1. Ehn...I remember saving someone's contact with Devils incarnate years back...lol but this person can lie for Africa..omg
      I can't stop laughing

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    2. Chop kiss BelovedπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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  11. Haha haha SDK will not kill someone

    mine is boda ode elejowewe
    Pest
    Stingykoko

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  12. Weyrey midnight caller
    Stupid tumbler girl

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  13. Buffoon!
    Goat!
    Cursing Agent
    Foolish!
    Who is he?
    Who is she?
    Unserious!
    Call I don't know!

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  14. I have "hmmmm" on my phone and I can't remember who it is or why I saved it that way now that I think of it.
    I have also used "goat" before.

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    1. I have Hmmm too and also unknown but have deleted them when I did some contacts-closet cleaning.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  15. Sdk thief!. Dude called first time and lied to me straight. Never picked his call again. Ndi amusu😈😈

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    1. So what is the SDK doing there?


      Anonymous Rasta

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  16. Toyosi loosed pants

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  17. Amarachi rice and beans

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  18. Husband snatcher,thief,miss I wan belong and oloko kekere

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    1. Lmao.... @Hudband Snatched. And oloko Kekere.... Oh Lord. Biz. I'm practically holding my belly as I'm laughing.... Some BV's are simply hilarious

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    2. See my life I laugh sotey I type error. I need to sack this my autocorrect. *Husband Snatcher.

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  19. Big Head...

    Hello baby come say high to me naaa.

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  20. Replies
    1. U see ur life?


      Anonymous Rasta

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  21. Miss light..a female neighbor that always call me to confirm if there's light and I no she no go come back
    mint..always dashing me mint money each time he visits
    pepper body..a neighbor that's always angry and fighting with everyone

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  22. Evil friend, gossiper,God will judge u

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  23. Chukwudi stingy rat.

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    1. My friend Chukwudi is not a stingy rat biko but tell me what kind of phone do you use that can let you save so much words for a contact name? Hmmmm

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    2. Doppel,
      Maybe the anon has the name shortened on phone. E.g "C.StngyRat"; but for the purpose of this post, spelt in full.
      *just saying* cos I do same too since there is a maximum xter restriction on save contact column

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    3. Was about asking same question Doppel asked, it can actually be shortened anyway.

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    4. Doppel it can be longer if you saved it to phone instead of To Simcard

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  24. 'Sugarcane mallam'
    'Ignore'
    😁😁😁

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  25. Bad news, and i did that because she is always calling me to tell me who just died or had an accident.

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    1. Hahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaah....leave me oh hahahahahaha

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
      Apt! So she never has any good news? Agent of doom☻

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    1. Wait first,pause and answer this question.
      Which one of the two do you wear? Bra or boxers?

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  27. Kwesi Psycho and never answer

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  28. 1. Who
    2. Who 2
    3. Who 3

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  29. Unknown. I forgot the name he told me and I don't know how to ask him because it will seem as if I am not taking him seriously, so I saved it with UNKNOWN.

    ReplyDelete
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    1. Yea bro! I have inhaled something like that before... Yuck!


      Anonymous Rasta

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    2. I once saved someone as Delete, then forgot who and why.
      Someone once saved me as Stan Frisocrem on his phone. I was livid when I found out.

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  31. V.I Driver cos he picks those working on the Island after close of work.

    Hairdresser cos she makes my hair.

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    1. So?? Those IDs are common na and does not evoke laughter my friend! Dont be boring Cynthia!


      Anonymous Rasta

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    2. It's second nature, she can't help it. Let her be like that, I like her.

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  32. ABL- Amaka Big Lips
    Mary blue bra- my undergraduate days in Unilag 05, this babe was known for wearing blue bra all the time

    Anonymous Rasta

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    1. Hahahhahahaahhahahahaha....guy u no well

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    2. Ikwakwakwakwakwakwa stella come and carry ur anonymous bvs amaka big lips? Ikwakwakwakwakwa

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    3. 🀣🀣🀣reminds me of "Amaka beggy beggy"

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    4. Bloggie..... Hahahahaha. Amaka beggy beggy.... Kuku kill me... Lol Abasi oh

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  33. Oji isi(big head)
    Ify parrot
    Irresponsible
    Ofe nmadu
    419

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  34. During my single day's I saved my side boos name as 131,unknown calleretc so whenever I'm with the real boo and any sidee calls or send text he will think it's mtn spasm message or call

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    Replies
    1. I raise Beyonce hand for you.

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  35. Do not pick
    When will she change
    Pretender
    Lie lie for africa
    I neva chop
    Olamide look-alike
    Name forgotten
    Mtn master
    Heart scammer
    Snake girl
    Fake buddy
    I save this name either with what they exhibited,character or real names forgotten. I had so many hilarious ones but had to delete em when one of them saw me saved his name with 'disturbance' lol

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  36. parasite, because he was always collecting from me stingy boy and he can beg for africa

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  37. Madam dirty...cos she's d one that collects money for our waste.

    Ram....cos he's name is Ramsey n have some attributes of a Ram.

    Waste....cos he is such a waste to his people.

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    Replies
    1. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  38. Chike STI
    Ovie bladder inf
    Oy genital warts
    No blame me, nathe work wey we dey do

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    Replies
    1. Sultry Onyx... I'm also guilty of this. But more like Iyabo Warakpa. Mimi Okporoko legs. Lol

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  39. This anonymous rasta u are beginning to sound stupid fa!

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    Replies
    1. TGIF blame it on the weed Yo


      Anonymous Rasta

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    2. Which kind stupidities be dis

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    3. Which kind stupidities be dis

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    4. Said the same thing on a post earlier. Dumb ass.

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  40. If your calls make me angry or you are pestering my life.. I don't save at all. I just cram the last 3 digits😁😁 The reason is because I'm too lazy to start deleting the number later, and since I can't hide my feelings... The callship won't last anyways..

    I have saved somebody's name as: OUD Perf 100%πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ She was selling them.

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  41. Fake pastor, blessing coconut, fruit seller, printer, scammer, house keeper, type, ugo cab, new driver, plumber, electrician, femi mechanic, Enugu, suspect etc.

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  42. Mad dog, small duck,ewu aba, you go collect.

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  43. Conversations between a police man and a little boy that lost his way home ! 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Oh my world!
    Police: Good day gentleman.

    Me: Hi police man.

    Police: what are you doing here this time of the day? Your parents live around here ?

    Me: No, I lost my way home .

    Police : where do you live?

    Me: With my parents.

    Police : Where do your parents live?

    Me: Together.

    Police : where is your house?

    Me::: Next to my neighbors house.

    Police : where is your neighbors house?

    Me: You won't believe me if I tell you.

    Police : Tell me!

    Me: Next to my house.

    Abeg ooooo πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

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  44. Doppelganger,I wear both nah. Lol

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  45. Steve Shoe
    Nathaniel stockbroker
    Segun Oshodi
    Ikenna CSM

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  46. Have you seen an IGBO
    MARKET WOMAN'S PHONEBOOK CONTACTS Before?
    NAMES ARE SAVED LIKE THIS;
    1. Amaka Okporoko
    2. Uche Azu ndu
    3. KC Abacha
    4. Nkechi Crayfish
    5. Chika Anu ewu
    6. Ndubuisi Afo anu
    8. Nonye Tomato
    9. Tony Beans
    10. Ify Garri
    11. Nkiru Okpa
    12. Adanma Ogiri Okpei
    13. Okey Kanda
    14. Chidi Anu Jaki
    15. Emeka Akpannu.
    16. Nduka Yobasi
    17. Chioma Azu mangala
    18. Emma Odu efi
    19. Chimezie mmanya nkwu
    20. Stella Ukpaka
    21. Odukwe Anu ewu
    22.Chukwudi Ose Nsukka
    23. Ezinne Ukazi

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  47. Aka gum,
    Story teller,
    Eze ndi asi,
    Akpa Uche

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  48. 1. ?
    2. ???
    3. ? W
    4. ? W1
    5. Betrayer friendly foe friend from hell traitor (iPhone allows long id's)
    6. Afang soup
    7. Nails
    8. Stalker
    9. Dunno

    ReplyDelete
  49. I have Who is this 1-7

    I also have Hausa Caller Don't Pick.

    I think I've also saved someone as Waste or Idiot can't recall.

    ReplyDelete

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