Sunday Laughs

Hehehehehhehehe................

Was feeling bored. So I decided to call the police.
*Me:* Hello, help.
*Police:* What happened?
*Me:* 5000 people are following me.
*Police:* Calm down, where are you?
*Me:* Facebook!
*Police:* Idiot!!!


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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-weeks company training session.


Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a safe trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl !!!” The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you, she respond” “And, what happened to my present, i demanded from you, he asked?”

“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said
“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if its a girl!!!”


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Anytime you see a girl shaking her buttocks while walking just know she is going to her guys place
How did I know??
Because its written on syrup bottles "shake well before use" wisdom haha