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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

MY PARENTS ARE RABBITS!



Do you know the implication of being called a rabbit?.......hahahahhaha,i guess from comments on posts i have seen,we have a lot of 'rabbit' blog visitors ...LOL



Hello Stella, 

I don't want to give out my name because my mother is an ardent reader of this blog though and she may still catch me.

 I have a very disturbing issue,it very dishonourable to share with friends because it concerns my parents intimacy. I beg you not to publish my email. Here goes.


 My parents divorced about 4years ago. my dad kept the kids (me and my Lil bro) . recently my mom and dad got back together and he had even gotten her a house and car. My bro and I were ecstatic about it and we spend time at mom's place sometimes. Mom can't move in for now because my dad hooked up another woman and long story short, I have two new brothers. 



The thing now is that since mom and dad's hookup, they've been so hot for each other. At first it was cute, seeing them all loved up and stuff but it graduated to full butt grabbing and french kissing. They are at it everywhere! In the kitchen, in the living room anywhere at all! The worst was the recent one, I went to shoprite and my dad's called me to come to mom's place that he wanted us to hang out. 


I left the mall and headed for mom's, immediately I entered the house, I saw my dad's shoes scattered everywhere in the sitting room. I heard my mom's crazy laughter and I knew they were at it again. 

I just decided to go to my room and wait it out. I opened the door to MY Room and saw my parents in full fledged rabbit mode! 

I ran away immediately. It's been so awkward cos I saw them naked. I don't know if I should sit them down and discuss with them or not. They look embarrassed enough already to last them 2years! I can't just deal with it. 

If anybody has been in this situation kindly let me know if it's normal to see your parents doing this kinda stuff or if I should just explain to them my discomfort. please no insults. I love my parents and I want them to continue to be together.




*LMAO!...just sit them down and tell them you are not comfy seeing them grab at each others bum but i really dont see the big deal...change your mindset abeg.
I never even saw my parents hold hands in public and now i wonder.....

82 comments:

  1. See Gobe....Hehehheee... U take ur eye see ur papa transformer inside ur mumcy Cold room.... Lwkmdooo....#Alinko

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    1. hahahahahahahah! transformer. you are a mad boy!

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    2. Lmao,poster mind ur biznes biko,its no much of a big deal wen next u see dey are @ it, you shud excuse dem,aren't u an adult? Abi u be teenager wey no 1 spoil ni ?

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    3. Lmao don't mind Stanley oh,if it were me i might react the same way,there should be a little bit of decency, the truth is you have no right to tell them when or how to make love,so you have no choice than just to deal with it,moreover what they both share is beautiful, so allow them enjoy there love.

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    4. Lmao, dear poster, if your mum is an ardent reader of this blog like u've said don't u think she already knows its u? I ppersonally don't c anything wrong with your parents being all over each other, albeit I'll be embarassed seeing them naked and at it. I suggest you speak to them about it so that they can tone their pda down a bit, good luck
      Click my name for all your celebration cakes n cupcakes, Cheers

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    5. Alinko, u be idiot, see ur head. My dear please just tell dm your not comfy seeing dm like dt, dt should try and be hiding small

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    6. U will not kill me

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    7. hehe ! transformer inside cold room okayyyyyyyy

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    8. Stanley Na this kain talk dey sweet you. Repent and be saved.

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  2. Hahahahahaha, the headline is pretty hilarious! I wish my parents can be this close too.
    poster be happy, or better still, stay out of their way.

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    1. SIMPLE AND SHORT. This post i only for mature minds. Poster this time should be the happiest time of your life . If our parent should be behaving this way,divorce rate will be less and children will no longer fall victims of broken homes.

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    2. Plz let them be @ poster! Itz not a big deal. I ve catch my mum and dad couple of times but they never notice me cos our staircase ve always been rugged. I was even so Embarrassed the 1st time I saw them. And My mum sabi raise leg 4 Africa ooo. *smh* On a scale of 1-10. Mumsie is 9.9!!!

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    3. Well said Kpakpando. You should be happry about this changes. You can just jokingly tell them to tone it down while in your presence.

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    4. Nobody is happier than me seeing my parents in love. It feels great. Not just because they're my parents but because since the split, I started "stealing" (ashamed) and my grades fell but I can tell you now that I'm very fine and my grades are picking up. I wake up at night and hear my parents laughing in the next room. It is a miracle and I feel blessed BUT come on! I've read the advice and I think i'll just jokingly tell them to be a little bit careful. Meanwhile I need that image to be erased from my memory! That rabbit mode image!

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    1. What if it was another man humping ur mother,would u have prefered that?maybe u should talk to them sha

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    2. So because they are the parents, they shag anywhere they like? Even in their child's room?

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  4. Reignited love thinz! Na so e suppose be. Try cover ur eyes as you still be pikin or better still leave wen ever u see them in that mood.

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    1. U no dey fall my hands@Steph.........

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    2. You just dey ontop this babe matter. Tell us wetin dey your mind so that we go fit help in our own little way...@yomi

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  5. For heavens sake, your parents are grabbing each others ass, not the ass of strangers so let them be! Its their house also remember? If you are not comfortable with it, go get yourself, your own house! After four years apart, what do you expect? My fear however is that you should find out if really your parents want themselves back cause truly they want themselves back or they are back cause they miss the "bomb" sex that they had going while they were together!

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    1. Why are uu talking like a moron?

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    2. Why would u advise her to go get her own house? Do u know her age? Why would her parents be sexing in her room anyway n not even lock the door. She needs to talk to her mum especially and tell her how she feels. There are things u shouldn't do in front of kids. And parents pls, always lock the damn door when doing it.

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    3. Funny thing is, I agree with you Solozo d'Turk. it's their house, it's their life. Do they really want to be back together or do they just love the action. Poster, take things easy. Talk to your mum if it upsets you. Move out if you can't stand them.

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  6. Stella have said it all nothing to add
    NATURELLE OSASERE

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  7. Lmao. Can't stop laughn. Poster pls calm down n take ur mind off it. Ur mkn dem feel guilty. Pls oh I nid to ask a question someone ask me if my guy puts his saliva in a cup will I drink it. I said neva its irritating then he nw askd how cum wen I kiss him I take in some of his saliva yet I cudnt drink d one in d cup but I cudnt ans. Its just weird

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  8. Lolz, I really do not see anything strange in their display of affection. Only just tell your mum to be a little more discreet about it especially when u n ur bro r around.

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  9. Hahahahahaha...Really Awkward.. I believe my folks do theirs inside*lool

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  10. lmbo! Ah now free them biko. Older people need to get hot and heavy too now. You think say na only young people sabi.

    I dont want to see my parents at "it" though. Oh the trauma i would have...hahahaha. *cringes** No just no. ON a serious note, tell them to cool it a lil when you are present. Address the topic politely and respectfully my dear. And please i hope say you don dry clean all of your bed? I mean including the mattress? And the pillows? Oh gad no! LMBO!

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  11. Poster let dem be,I gez dis is what makes dem happy ryt nw and am sure u want dem to be and its smfin all couple wanna be and av,a great rlatnship

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  12. Talk to ur mum abt it.......
    Classy

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  13. "I just decided to go to my room and wait it out. I opened the door to MY Room and saw my parents in full fledged rabbit mode!"
    *clears throat* maybe they wanted u to see them doing it. *clears throat* they've sense ur jealousy dear. Get off d way! They are adults and heterosexuals... Aint nothing wrong in what they are doing. U gotta change ur mindset. Old couple loving up and u are dying down! Muhahahaha
    YOU are YOUR OWN PROBLEM
    #doctorbobby

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    1. They've sensed*
      #doctorbobby

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  14. hahahahhahha laff wan kill me. WOULD YOU RATHER SEE THEM FIGHTING? WAT THEY ARE DOING IS GOOD AND UNCOMMON IN NIGERIA, THAT'S WHY U FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. LIGHTEN UP

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  15. Abeg free ur parents joor... Or pack out shioor... Would you rather see ur popsie grab another woman's butt?

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  16. We way don stay 1 room tire in d past, its nothing. Some times for nite Na u popsI go use balance mumci for better positioning sef Lol

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    1. I can't stop laughing . Rose

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    2. Lmao.....you are not even ashamed to say it out. Smh

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  17. Poster,are you a baby???hahahahahahaha....abeg park one side biko....leave dem alone joor.....even if u caution them,they won't take u serious....

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  18. This Child should grab that kind Chair wey Stella been dey give us after jokes...........

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  19. Only in Nigeria wld children seeing their parents all loved up feel irritated.
    If u were my child,by now u wld hav found urself anoda apartment.
    Abt seeing ur parents nakedness,there's a bible verse that condemns it.
    You need to pray over it.
    God will forgive u.
    Lol

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    1. Did she see them intentionally? Didn't you read where she wrote that she ran away immediately!??? Personally I'm just happy the parents found love again but there should be discretion. I wonder what they were thinking when they invited the kid over and then still decided to do am in the kids room. That's crazy. Meanwhile I wish them the best In their rejuvenated love. Please re marry and have peace

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    2. No mind d fool. She can like to feel like a bibke qouter but her wicked heart wont let her be a good person. Gtfoh.... we dont care what u saw in d bible as long as u cant practice what u preach. u r too hateful so pls mind ur own parents n 28yr old husband.

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  20. Hehehe... I don't know to say oh

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  21. Sweety, its a natural tin, pls let dem b o. Where has maime been ?

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  22. Hehehehehehehehehe..my dear you should be happy for them :) They have missed each other :) Jokingly tell your mum that it embarrasses you a little when you see them like that. Lol. Thank God they came back together.

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  23. All that touching is how you were created, so grin and bear it. They're allowed please

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  24. Hahahahahaha, i cnt stop laughing.... Ur house is very interesting.

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  25. Lols,be lucky ur parents hv d hots 4 eachoda,supposin dy were fightn nko?anyways u jst described me n d future n 5 years tym! Eve E Ume

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  26. Hehehehehehe! Your parents are having a time of their life on a rejuvenated-love-fiasco and it embarrasses you? C'mon!!!! Don't be a kill-joy!
    Lol. OK, tell them sweetly (sweetly I say) not to throw caution in the wind while at it and that you love the way they are happy together now...
    that should do!
    Don't be embarrassed ehn,....u hear? ....Ehen!
    Cos love is a beautiful thing. Oya smile....

    But why u call them rabbit sef? Kikikikikikiki. Ds poster sef!

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  27. Lmao,it would be kinda weird seeing ur parents like that sha.....dear poster,if u aint comfy with seeing all that....just let them know in a subtle way so they could tone it dowm a bit. They could go a little private.

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  28. Please, allow them to enjoy all the ass grabbing and all. Mind your own business. It clearly shows that they really missed each other while apart and are just catching up on all they missed in the past. DO NOT attempt to sit them on this matter. If it bothers you too much, get your own apartment or betterstill, cultivate the attitude of knocking all rooms before going in. Even your room and your toilet....lol!!

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    1. Lol, that's a good advice Bassey. Poster learn to knock and make loud noise before entering any part of the house. That way you will prevent your eyes from seeing things...LOL

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    2. Let there be a bell at the door! Ring it severally before entering any part of the house.

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  29. Laughing myself out of here. Msm

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  30. Allow them be and stay away from them. They have a right to enjoy themselves at this time. I am sure they missed the time they were apart and need to catch up. It will soon reduce in frequency. In the meantime just stay away.

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  31. Lol...Let them enjoy their reunion abeg.

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  32. Biko allow them. They r making up for lost times!!! And u know conji is not any1's friend oh. Allow ur mom to grind d pepper well joor

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  33. abeg...who get Original Motorolla charger here?


    @Galore

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  34. Abeg I dnt see any biggy abt ds. Even though I neva saw my pArents in "rabbit mode", I pray dat I n my hubby(whoeva dat will be eventually) will not b inseparable. #rabbitmodealldway. Hehehehe

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  35. Abeg I dnt see any biggy abt ds. Even though I neva saw my pArents in "rabbit mode", I pray dat I n my hubby(whoeva dat will be eventually) will b inseparable. #rabbitmodealldway. Hehehehe

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  36. Count your blessings young woman.

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  37. Spoilt girl you carry ur parent grabbing ass come give blog for advise , what happened to mind your business , they broke up and they are back together , or is there something you are hiding , because this your complain sounds like jealousy to me .you shoul be happy for them they both mix out for long ,

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  38. Lmfaooo. While this is so cute, I understand d Poster's embarrasment. It's gon' be really awkward discussing this with ur folks. Excuse them whenever u feel d room is charged. Lmaoooo...I can't deal!

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  39. if all our parents are like dat there won't be any problem ,so please let them be.

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  40. Ewwwwwwwwwwww!can't watch

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  41. Please let dem be. Here I am praying hard hoping my parents can come back together like b4 no matter wat it takes and u are here complaining. Abeg let dem be don't even talk too dem, tears rolling down my eyes as am typing thinking if I was d one in ur shoes. Abeg let mum and dad be bikonu.

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  42. I would be a little embarrassed too. Rose

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  43. Abeg abeg all of u saying she should mind ha bizness make una check am na.. Poster tell ur mum that next tym she wants to hump her husband they should have patience and get to her room lock the door ni.. Haba... Imagine the eyesore at seeing them at it.. Ewwww

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  44. Hahahahahaha...I feel your awkwardness
    It's really embarrassing sha
    My 3 year old caught us at it, it was a quickie on a hot afternoon, we thought we locked the door o; guess what she said, daddy what are you doing???????????? stop it!
    we were embarrassed for over one year...choi! I couldn't look into my lil girl's eyes for a long while

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    1. Hehehehe...... Happened to me. My kid was like daddy why're u holding mama like that? Do u want to hurt her? Most embarrassing moment ever!

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  45. U go fear complainant! Y not take dem to court

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  46. When I was in high school, I was very ill one night and couldn't sleep. Got up to go wake my mom. Just pushed d door and switched on d lights, like I usually do. Lo and behold, both were naked but hadn't "started". I quickly turned off d lights again and returned to my room. My mom came to tend to me and acted like nothing happened. Next day, they still acted like nothing happened etc. We never spoke about it. And I never caught them again. Neither did I ever go to her room like that, again.

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  47. In all of these.....where does that leave the woman who gave him comfort those 4 years and even bore him 2 sons?Now, your Popsie is leaving her all alone at home abi?
    Your Father is a wicked and selfish man.

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  48. Awww.. all of u r cute. U n ur parents. Please be happy for them n thank God for what he has done. But then again, u r a decent girl n i admire you. Let ur them know that they should be a bit more discreet. U can send them a text. That u love them, u r happy for them but please they should try and activate privacy setting or get a bigger place where they have a section to themselves. What if u came in with camera happy friends from d mall? That can still happen. Please they shld respect their age and keep their business in their own room n hv some regard for u guys. But u hv to say it jokingly and respectfully. Dont spoil their happiness. Hugs

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  49. I no its a little bit embarrassing but try as much as possible 2 tel ur mum jokingly dat they should be careful wen doin it! cos supposing u were wit a visitor dat day it wil not b funny at all. Inorder 2 save urself 4rm any embarrassment jes do as i said kin ji ko!
    @ablicious

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  50. May be one of them had to do something in your room before the show started but you can still talk to your mum they should always remember to lock the door even if its their room because with what you wrote the main door was not even locked and you could be coming home with friends as some one wrote earlier but am happy for them this is their second honey moon its called "oko mi tun mi gbe"

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  51. steeeelaaaa!!!!
    lwkm @ I never even saw my parents hold hands in public and now i wonder

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