Gists CAFE

IRETI DOYLE'S BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER

Claim to fame - Actress mother Ireti Doyle and actor Step father Patrick Doyle.

Yesterday's gists cafe profiled Ireti Doyle's daughter's wedding but i didn't include enough 

info but the all knowing olofofos have provided it.They whisper that ''Her name is Ngozi bimbo Ozofor and She was W's face of automobile 2011 and has her own hair line.She graduated from OAU,studied economics.lived at Jolly hostel near  school gate and had faeces poured on her in her 100 level.She is the CEO kachi hair''I wonder why people do not mind their business...wetin concern us concern igbe?....anyways happy married life Ngozi.

GUESS WHO?

Claim to fame - Bling bling bling!

If you ask me,na who i go ask?

Keep guessing!

                               GERMAN MACHINES ARE FOOTBALL CHAMPIONS 2014

Yes......the German machines won the 2014 world cup in Brazil and the celebrations are
on in the entire Deutschland...e easy?The German Jersey will be decorated with its fourth star as from today.I hope the Argentine team have arrived home safely and Messi is already getting adequate treatment for the shock he suffered.
To all the people who predicted a loss for Germany,know that God can rewrite your story.
I hope you aint mad at me?LMAO
Special NTOR to David Beckham for the silly comment he made when he was interviewed in the afternoon before the match.NTORRRR







                 CONFAB SUGGESTS THAT CHURCHES/MOSQUES SHOULD PAY TAX

The on-going National Conference proposed a while back that churches and mosques
should pay tax and it has strongly been opposed by pastors who feel that the place of
worship is not a market place.
Paying tax would mean that churches have to declare what comes into the church' accounts and i dont see any pastor agreeing to this..I dont even now if it is right to ask the church to pay tax but i do know that some pastors wealth needs to be curbed.
God forgive me if i am wrong!







                                  OMOSEDE IGBINEDION EYES HOUSE OF REPS

 
Claim to fame - Family name 'Igbinedion,Boo of famous militant Ayiri Emami.

Barrister Omosede has launched a campaign for a House of Representative ticket under the umbrella of the Peoples’ Democratic Party (PDP)
Tatafos whisper that in preparetion for this she has officially launched the Omosede Igbinedion Foundation which is aimed at educating young leaders of tomorrow.

Omosede has been going round tying a few loose ends and trying to convince her LG that she is worthy of the task.

 Omosede wanna go into politics?…ok ‘congrat’..Our forefathers say at all at all na him bad pass.

AIDS IS REAL 

TOP STUPID EXCUSES WHY SOME PEOPLE DO NOT USE CONDOMS 

1-Excuse: I do not have any infections 

Fact: Make sure it stays that way - use a condom every time you have sex

2-Excuse: I can not did find one fits 

Fact: Durex condoms can stretch to around 3 feet long and 18 inches wide - do not boast!

3-Excuse: I know when to stop during foreplay.

Fact: With a condom you do not need to - accidents do happen and you can really get 

carried away by the passion of the moment

4-Excuse: Sex does not feel as good 

Fact: Using a condom stops Those niggling worries about pregnancy or STDs-great sex is safe sex

5-Excuse: Condoms cut off my circulation 

Fact: Durex condoms can hold 40 liters of air-inflated more than your ego!

6-Excuse: If you love me you would not ask me to wear a condom. 

Fact: If you loved me you would protect me and wear a condom

7-Excuse: They smell terrible. 

Fact sheet: Not any more-they're Virtually odour free .

8-Excuse:. They spoil the mood 

Fact: Get your partner to put it on for you-using a condom can add a bit of spice to your foreplay .

9-Excuse: I'm too embarrassed to use one 

fact: It's easier to talk openly about condoms and safe sex before things start happening.

Excuse 10: I've already had and been cured of an STD, I can 't catch it again. 

Fact: Yes you can-always protect yourself and your partner with a condom

Fact you must know-AIDS IS REAL AND ITS NOT YOUR FRIEND!