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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

LMAO!


Kermit the frog is back and hes still saying his mind and drinking his tea..lol






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    1. As big as an elephant, as quiet as a mouse,and As nosy as kermit...

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    2. Yeah, 4 some of the oloshi on this blog!

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    3. Kermit Oniranu. That's how ur wife of 100 years divorced u in broad day light whilst u were busy minding others business for them. No be so? Lmaooo.

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    4. Stella, I need some manual resetting from you, will email you soon.

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  2. Haha, Kermit leave these women. They can like to decieve themslvs ehn!

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    1. Deceive is small. They will even marry and stay in the mother's house sef, as nwa guy never fit stand on his own.

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  3. No mind so girls.
    Some people like Stella will say don't give him booty until he pays ur bride price. My question is: how will u know if his power house can supply required amount of electricity to illuminate ur passion. How do u know the size of his joy stick? How do u know is the original ice cream is still very much concentrated?
    Just asking.

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    1. Amaka strong point made, am with u on dis.

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    2. By Ice cream I am guessing you mean, he should impregnate you first.

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    3. Hmmmmmmm so not right but it's d bitter truth.
      ....somethings like dis are really necessary in marriage.. or he can refer d lady to his ex..for her to get all info needed...with these am saying guys should try and be in good term with ex'es incase de are to be referees in future..lol

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    4. @ nwa amaka abi o,how man go take know if na fish kpakus or na bole hole kpakus e wan put for hux.me I be tester o.I dey feek u

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  4. LMAO @ They will sleep with a guy who live's with his wife. Don't mind them. Awon Oniranu. Mtcheeew.

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  5. Lol!
    Ohhh!
    How I've missed kermit in here
    When e talk finish, e go act nonchalant.
    Yeye frog.
    .kikiiikikikiki

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    1. Kemit is my paddy

      I so love him

      Lmao

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    2. Loll no mind Kermit wey don turn single uncle gwegz abi how dem dey talk the thing. Amebo man. Lmaoo. See me taking him too seriously. Interesting character though

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  6. Ewu! Stupid women with their fish brain sleeping with married men instead of them to agree to be my baby mama. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  7. Ewu! Stupid women with their fish brain sleeping with married men instead of them to agree to be my baby mama. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  8. OMG!!!!! So true. Hmmm different strokes' for different folks

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  9. Ewu! Stupid women with their fish brain sleeping with married men instead of them to agree to be my baby mama. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  10. Ewu! Stupid women with their fish brain sleeping with married men instead of them to agree to be my baby mama. Ewu! Ewu! Ewu!

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  11. LMAO-ROTFL. Extremely true!






    Jesus is Lord.

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  12. Hahaha, wife is different from mum nau, Lol

    Whirlwind

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  13. Especially those that are 25 with 50 body counts...

    Odiegwu

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  14. Lol, so true! Yeye Hypocrites

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  15. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Wives and mothers not be d same.

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  16. Kikikikikikikik kikikikikikikik

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  17. Lmaooooooo so true for some people.

    Hmmnn.

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  18. Not funny...
    P.S, No one should give me honey and sugar..

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  19. Lol. Stella wetin concern mum with wife?

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  20. THELMA ENEMUWE said...
    Hahahahahahahah
    Lolssssss
    *faithful BV enemuwe thelma*

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  21. Nna kermit,leave that thing
    All fuck na fuck

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  22. Mum n wife no be d same Na

    Anyways I grab

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  23. so freaking true!
    all those side pieces wey dem wey dem!! lwkmd. epic shade.
    they will be straffing the dicks with reckless abandon and tomorrow will bring us chronicles of their nemesis. shior!

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  24. Kermit frog, u make sense. There is a huge different btw mum nd wife. will prefer d mum zone.

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  25. But I honestly can't be with a guy that stay with his parents

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    1. When I lived in my own crib and ran my life before marriage. How will I date such a guy. That's off the chart biko.
      DH moved out of family house and moved to another before I married him. Where I come from ( ngwulo) 'Cripple' is not given a chance. That's how Chronicles of Mother-in-law crops up. Nchoro biko( I no want).

      Can't wish it on any chic either.

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  26. kikikikikikikik funny really!

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  27. Very true..plenty pretenders Fr this blog!

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  28. Hahahaha so true no be small.

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  29. Hahaaaaaa no mind them,awon onishekuse.

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  30. I am so lonely. I loved one man faithful for 3 years and one day he just left. I wish I had someone....to share my fears, dreams and aspirations with. To call up and tell him how my goes, everday. To call when I wake up and before I go to bed. Nothing is as hurtful as loneliness.

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    1. U can call on Jesus

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    2. Nothing like a companion. From the kiss or peck( depending on the mood) you receive while leaving the home, to the small small Whatsapp or IMO messages(60% flirty), to the calls of "baby where are you, the kids are waiting for you in school?, to have you called your Mum? to kneel down let me pray for you. Lots that will keep you beaming with smile all day.

      So many, and as you desire it, just keep faith, work on your personality and your skin, then your network of friends. In no time, God will send your Hubby. The Baddest Chic in a gang do get married too. So why not.

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  31. Asin ehn Stella, some foolish girls will say they don't do parole (runs) but their serious bf na married man. Abeg wetin them be? Foolish girls everywhere.

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  32. I slept with a married several time without knowing and he never bothered to tell me until I snoop his on facebook, no any hint that he is married on his timeline but I got to know through his younger brother timeline and what I saw was his wedding invitation. I am going to make him pay. He won't eat his cake and have it.

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  33. A lot of young ladies dis days make stupid rules and principles dat don't make any sense @ de sound of it... any man can get any girl he wants, whether married or single.

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  34. THEY DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH MEN WHO LIVE WITH THERE MUM BUT THEY CAN SLEEP WITH A MAN THAT IS MANAGING WITH HIS FRIEND.VERY FUNNY AND STUPID TALK.

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