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Thursday, September 24, 2015

LMAO!


I hear Cranberry Juice helps if it smells....Thank me now abeg!




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97 comments:

  1. CUPID24 September 2015 at 16:26

    Lmao

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    1. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 18:11

      Shey to drink it or wash the area with cranberry juice abi kinni? Stells rhymes with smells though #justsaying

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    2. Unknown24 September 2015 at 18:26

      Lol

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    3. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)24 September 2015 at 18:55

      Anonymous, you re cray cray. Lol.

      Pineapple is the best. You eat lots of it.

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    4. Anonymous25 September 2015 at 11:59

      Pineapple can catch teeth. Cranberry is the best allover

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    5. IslandeR26 September 2015 at 03:32

      Choi...anonym 18:11. You have made my day and night already. Lmfao.

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  2. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 16:27

    Lol

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    1. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 20:05

      It's actually pineapple that helps hehe

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    2. Adorable mummy24 September 2015 at 20:05

      Am a good receiver and giver too

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  3. Unknown24 September 2015 at 16:29

    Lmao..... What is giving head??????





    ( I love ayo fayose, someone should link me to him)

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    1. Goddesss of Dawn24 September 2015 at 16:37

      U don't know what is giving head yet u want to do runs?
      They should introduce u to Ayo fayose abi?
      No wahala!
      Good luck!!

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    2. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 16:51

      It means nodding/ giving head boot. You can use your head to nod your partner in the groin area violently like a ram and watch him/her scream.

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    3. Kayanmata (NATURAL APHRODISIAC) D623C11B... 08120062969...Order now! 24 September 2015 at 16:52

      You love Ayo,want someone to hook u up yet you don't know wat head is.... Dummy!

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    4. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:12

      Ask fayose wen u meet him

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    5. Jasmine24 September 2015 at 17:51

      I join u ask o. What is head?

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    6. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:56

      Oro gidi lee ma so ode mi ama sosokusoGo tell him now ashew

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    7. Unknown24 September 2015 at 18:05

      Wen u head person na!!!!! Lol

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    8. Nicole24 September 2015 at 18:20

      Blow job

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    9. Irene Bernards24 September 2015 at 18:26

      AdaAda,giving head means;
      WETA ISI BIA WERE ISI

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    10. Unknown24 September 2015 at 19:06

      BJ

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    11. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 September 2015 at 19:21

      @Nicole....it's not blow job.

      Guys can be selfish, but when you get a nice hot shower. Wear a full length Jalabia without underpants and lay on the couch. When he passes, lift it a bit and let him have a peep. He will tear at you straight on. God save you if you have secrets, na you go talk am all by ya sef.Forget the story. Na dirty dem dey dodge. No be all men like Iru Kpetee. Be clean first.

      In my Mumsie's voice....nkea unu na fu esesi iru, unu ana nwa alacha kwa onwe unu?
      Hahaha. Side eyes at Irene. " is your Mum Deltan? Kikiki. Ama rom biko

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    12. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:24

      Fools. See how they crying because i love ayo fayose. Before them born una mama nahim i don dey give head, dey collect head sef. Mumus

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    13. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:26

      Dear Irene... I luff yhu

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    14. Unknown25 September 2015 at 17:22

      If it smells, put garlic inside Ur Vagina after washing wt clean water at night. Let it stay inside for an hour... den remove and rinse again. Do ds wen eva U notice an odor If it doesn't work after 7days, see Ur doctor for all round checkup

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    15. Anonymous29 September 2015 at 14:39

      Juliet isi from your name its obvious u give better head

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  4. aunty otuocha 1 of sdk24 September 2015 at 16:34

    Vaginal vaginiois....lol....

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  5. KingRex24 September 2015 at 16:35

    LMAO!

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  6. Unknown24 September 2015 at 16:38

    a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Do me i do yu nw..... Lolx..... #NowPlaying body body: ola dips.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  7. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 16:39

    Awon olobo iru/ogiri.

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  8. Unknown24 September 2015 at 16:41

    Hehehehehehe.
    The guys face is cray!

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  9. Ice Queen24 September 2015 at 16:41

    I don't like giving it back

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    1. Unknown24 September 2015 at 19:25

      But you like receiving? And I remember you saying you've been celibate for two years now? Make una sufry dey lie for this blog bikonu!!!

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    2. Anonymous25 September 2015 at 12:02

      Sassy just made my day. Everybody claiming virginity or celibacy. How do you go celibate when you've tasted and gotten addicted to something? God dey watch all the virgins and celibates here o

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  10. Goddesss of Dawn24 September 2015 at 16:42

    LWKMD!!
    For those of u that don't wash ur punani well and it smells
    Reduce antibiotic intace and wash with local black soap
    Also use cotton panties
    Don't I just love ME!
    Impeccable up and down too!
    Yummy!!!!!

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    1. onomebonny24 September 2015 at 23:05

      Please don't use soap down der oh. The veejay is self cleansing please. Just wash well with water using your hands.

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    2. Unknown25 September 2015 at 17:24

      Onome, U'r good!

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  11. Unknown24 September 2015 at 16:43

    Some ppl don't know how to give head sef
    Esp men
    Dey love receiving and not giving...and when they do give, they dont know d right places to suck to make d woman cum
    The clit is d most sensitive part of d vjay...stroking dat place repeatedly wil give ur woman pleasure upon pleasure
    I am a constant receiver of head....

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    1. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 September 2015 at 19:25

      Congra.

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    2. Unknown24 September 2015 at 19:27

      Thank you jare...Some men just keep baptising your pussy with saliva all in the name of giving head, thereby making a mess of the whole thing. Nawa.

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    3. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 September 2015 at 20:25

      Gbam!...

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    4. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:44

      of course i do know how to give head very well.. but the problem is, most girls pum pum.. stinks like locust bean.. irhu.. smh.. how a nigga go nod such area?

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    5. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 23:13

      Nigerian men can't give head to save their life,my friend asked her smellie and the guy ended up destroying her clit,she's still looking for a good hospital to reduce the thing cus its now very long. I almost fainted the day she showed it to me. No give me and I wont give u. I no fit shout abeg

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    6. Anonymous25 September 2015 at 01:50

      So, you are a head girl. And your headmaster is Mr licky,licky.

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  12. ChiBanks24 September 2015 at 16:48

    Hahahahahah... I go kill am, put it dere osiso

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  13. Miss Ess24 September 2015 at 16:50

    Hahahaha.....

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  14. STARRY LARRY24 September 2015 at 16:50

    This thing irritates me, pray my hubby doesn't like it


    *Larry was here*

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  15. NUVI HONEY24 September 2015 at 16:53

    Kai! Ewww....

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  16. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 16:54

    Its BJ, my dear.

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  17. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 16:55

    I don't give am sorry, I see it as smthn only my husband is worthy to have. My boo gives, and has started requesting of late. Told him to marry me first. I don't even enjoy the shit, it's not my thing.

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  18. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:06

    Stella why can u report the stampede in Mecca? Oh its muslims so it does not matter right?

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    1. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:55

      Go read it on Linda's blog fuckn terrorist.

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  19. Unknown24 September 2015 at 17:08

    Abeg stella rain dey fall

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  20. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:10

    I don't like head cos it makes me cum immediately my husband gives me. Making me tired instantly.
    I want to enjoy sex and spend more minutes before I come mbok.I always object any time he offers
    Have any one gotten tired once they Cum

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    1. Nicole24 September 2015 at 18:58

      It's natural. Sex releases hormones in the body that initiate sleep so it's normal for you to feel tired after sex.

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    2. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:13

      Sure tin gal!

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    3. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:26

      Yeah its normal for you to get tired after you reach orgasm. N very sensitive down there too.

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    4. I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF)24 September 2015 at 20:24

      Getting tired after reaching orgasm is normal...
      I love giving and receiving head!...
      Lesbo sex is the ish mehn!..

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    5. Ice Queen24 September 2015 at 22:45

      Yes tired and lack of interest
      Moi

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  21. Unknown24 September 2015 at 17:13

    Lol.some peeps tho

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  22. Unknown24 September 2015 at 17:23

    Lol. Height of being self centered

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  23. Unknown24 September 2015 at 17:25

    Odiegwu

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  24. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:36

    Cranberry helps? How na....by drinking it prior to the act or pouring cranberry around the subject.. kikiki....Martins Aboy, pls close ya eyes.lol...My opinion, Cleanliness is next to godliness...thnx to ma primary school teachers *taking a bow* lol


    Li-yon Vls.

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    1. Angel O24 September 2015 at 19:57

      By taking the fruit or drinking the juice. You can also take cranberry caplet.

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    2. Unknown24 September 2015 at 19:57

      Yes! Cranberries does help the vagina health. They help keep bacteria off the wall of the vagina, research has shown that. Go for fresh cranberries ND nt d sweetened cranberry juice. You can send me a mail ND I will teach you other foods Dat can improve your vagina health in months.

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    3. PL THE GREAT25 September 2015 at 12:24

      This is not li-yon vls. He/she doesn't write this way. Try harder smallie.

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  25. Genny24 September 2015 at 17:37

    Very funny

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  26. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 17:54

    Wollop niggar, jes wollop! U want to be linkd to ayo fayose yet u dnt knw wat giving head means. Fear wen ur lying o.

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    1. Duchess Chiquita bonita24 September 2015 at 18:47

      Some peeps don't know how to detect sarcasm.... It's was a joke obviously

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    2. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:29

      Dear duchess, why are you begging the fool to stop crying???

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  27. kach.24 September 2015 at 17:59

    Lol

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  28. Your No. 1 DATA Vendor Call/WhatsApp 09028450336 (Get Your Cheap & Affordable DATA on All Networks)24 September 2015 at 18:05

    Lolzzzzzz

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  29. Angel O24 September 2015 at 18:05

    @ Stella cranberry is good for all urinary tract health generally.

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  30. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 18:06

    I love giving head..... I will make her come over and over.

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  31. Nicole24 September 2015 at 18:21

    Cranberry for girls, pineapples for guys.

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    1. Nicole24 September 2015 at 18:59

      Any man who doesn't give head is selfish ! Can't deal!

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    2. Unknown24 September 2015 at 22:22

      Thank u for this info.

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  32. nfmmmfnnvn24 September 2015 at 18:24

    Yimu

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  33. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 18:39

    Hahahaha. Some guys can be selfish like dat.

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  34. Mz sparkle24 September 2015 at 18:40

    Lol

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  35. Kreamy24 September 2015 at 18:43

    That's being selfish

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  36. Queen Romzy24 September 2015 at 18:54

    That's not fair na...guys be acting as tho some of them dont have odour down there.

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  37. Xhlrted P™ (Charcuterie ‰)24 September 2015 at 19:14

    Awon Virgins. Pretending on this blog.
    God is watching you guys.

    Head is Cunnilingus. Oral sex on a woman to incite sexual urge or desire, given before or after sex. Leaving the woman speaking some heavenly languages no man can interpret. The vibration and trembling no be here. Because the brain and the feet don't ever seem to carry the level of excitement. If your partner has big fingers? Eligwe! God save your heart from palpitations.

    Just so you know, anytime I want one, I get a hot steamy shower, then grab my Big Teddy and whisper into his ears " sweets can you make me feel good?" Off we go up and turn the keys, then straight to action while a soft music plays on the background.No leles.
    One per day is enough oo. Except you want a heart attack.

    And yes, today after brunch I received one. We are married. 9 years on. Before una go come type "runs girl". Ndi ala.

    Warning.....
    If you are not MARRIED, na sin against the Holy Ghost.
    Tie your legs together and...

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  38. Carina Kikelomo Jacob24 September 2015 at 19:27

    LMAO!! Yimu!
    www.ckjacob.com

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  39. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:30

    The guy I am currently dating does not and I repeat does not give head but he is willing to learn. So I sent him videos of the act. Now he can't wait to experiment what he has seen.
    Fingers crossed he gets it the first time.l

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  40. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:30

    The guy I am currently dating does not and I repeat does not give head but he is willing to learn. So I sent him videos of the act. Now he can't wait to experiment what he has seen.
    Fingers crossed he gets it the first time.l

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  41. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 19:37

    Cranberry juices is very good for urine infection ....

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  42. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 21:11

    I saw something last week. My good friend and I agreed to have sex and when I went down on him,what did I see?. Grey hair down there. He is50 and I have known him for years. My hubby travelled and I was horny,so he helped me out. Crazy,sexy man. Above all,stinkingly rich.

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  43. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:17

    #stellaoflife...

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  44. didiluv724 September 2015 at 21:22

    I still don't understand why he would find it difficult to give me a head. Na only him like better thing.

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  45. Unknown24 September 2015 at 21:48

    those who must receive heads must come to the bed with clean and shaved punnani..
    u can't have a bushy p*sy that smells like locust beans and expect to be given any kinda head.

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  46. Anonymous24 September 2015 at 22:08

    Money makes pls can we do tails please don't say no I hv a fragile heart

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  47. Anonymous25 September 2015 at 01:25

    Etido mama.... Etidowonpaaaa.. Yes keh ! ( In jegede sokoya's voice)... Etido in yoruba means " dem don fuck am'.... Etido continue collecting head till rapture meets u doing kerewa. Omo calabar .

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  48. Anonymous25 September 2015 at 02:21

    Fresh Garlic is good too..

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