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Sunday, November 15, 2015

Sunday In House Gists.

Saturday In house gists 1 -5 HERE.






GIST SIX
BLOW JOB SISTERS

I just had a flashback of something that happened several years back and i thought it might make an interesting read for the in-house gist. My sis might actually kill me 4 retelling this story because she visits this blog. After this incident happened, we buried it deep in our past where it belongs and never spoke about it again.

The story goes thus. The year was 1999, it was a year that would be known to usher in the new millenium. Am not sure when the words 'blow job' was coined but those words were floating about like wildfire.

My younger sis and i were just 2 naive teens in secondary school. The only thing everybody seemed 2 talk about in secondary school was the blowjob. The boys in class would not stop talking about how they love girls that give a blowjob. 

Oh and might i add that in the unwritten rulebook in secondary schools, when there is a latest trend you must always act like you know it so you dont appear outdated. 


The problem started when someone must have misinformed my sis that a blowjob is when you blow someone a kiss. Fellow bvs that was how me and my sis who come from a God fearing and very respectable family went about telling boys that we give blowjobs and we dont have any probs with it.

My sis and i knew some boys who were our mutual friends and lived in our estate. They came 2 visit us at home. When they brought up this latest blowjob trend, me and my sis told them that we like blowjob. I clearly remember how those boys left our house like if we just handed them winning lotto tickets.


 The day of realisation came a few days after when sis and i came back from school and our mum and 2 brothers were waiting 4 us with a bottle of blended pepper.
My bros must have explained the meaning of blowjob 2 my mum and told her that boys in our estate say we told them that we love blowjob so she waited 4 us with bottle of pepper. All we heard is that ' where the mouth them dey use give the blowjob, una go drink pepper 2day?', ' I wud kill you girls 2day'. 


We didnt doubt that she would kill us for even 1 sec cos that woman was gangsta ( my sis and i always got into trouble). We started begging 4 our lives. We added that we dont deserve death becos we said we can blow a kiss 2 a guy. Thats when my bros started laughing because it became clear we didnt understand what blowjob means.When they told us the meaning, our jaws dropped. never in our innocent minds did we imagine that girls could do something so despicable with their mouths. 

Am sure they were relieved that their sis were not sluts, we were just plain stupid. Since that day , when my sis and i run into some old friends in our estate, they would first blow us a kiss.





Money maker has offered to raise the winning stake to 10k for every winner and i use this opportunity to thank him.His offer came in the comment section of yesterdays in house gists.
Henceforth all winners will be forwarded to him.

Did i complain that 5k is too much?was that the impression you got?I am not a broke person,I forget to send sometimes and its stressful for me having to remember to pay 5k every week that was why i asked for volunteers....Nigerian people i hail ooooh,the minute i complained no one sent in gists again.

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA







85 comments:

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    1. That's not true and not fair Stella, u already said yesterday that stories no dey ur folder again. Emphasis should be made again on very funny or really educative stories, and either real or fabricated; The stories don't havta be true to be funny or entertaining!

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  2. Lmao,I like today's gist more.....Cocoz and Pipi Lee,I vote gist 6 biko *blowjob to you babes*

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  3. Gist six

    *side eyes at Stella*

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    1. This was funny sha! Nothing compared to gist 1 from yday. Especially d bit where d cab driver tied him up like sallah ram. Ohhh that cracked me wide open. Lol
      Gist 1 my pick

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    1. Hahaha can't help bt laugh @d fact dt money maker opted to pay 10k weekly
      @MM i hope it's from ur heart and not cause u wana claim what u arent...
      I once had a friend like u and he ended up being oni gbese.

      Btw...its nice of u to have offered.

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    2. Elena, just like l said yesterday. U 've been meeting and befriending the wrong type of people.
      I am sure u 've never met a man as rich,kind hearted and generous as me.

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    3. Elena,in case u missed it.The yesterday s comment in the post about genital mutilation.

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  6. I forgot about yesterday gist
    So i guess you're a pro in Blowjob now you and your sister
    So I vote gist 1

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  7. please someone shud put me tru with all these winnings n raising of stakes! wat is up 4 winning and wat makes 1 to win?

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    1. MMM, u send in a story that is either very funny or teaches a powerful lesson, then peeps get to vote for you. If u win, Stella dashes u 5k, but she said she's tired and can't always remember to pay it so moneymaker aka gbagaun lord aka racial bigot has offered to pay 10k to the weekly winner.

      Hope this clarifies it for you.

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    1. Ur lolin abi,dey use Stella laugh cos u no wan pay d winners bah? U don chop this gbese! U better pay up

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    2. Wonder Wats making him laugh. Bia ,wey our 10k for dis week winner.

      I blow job for Gist 6

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    3. Are you sure you can pay 40 or 50k monthly mm? Hahahahahah serious gbese. Stella you sef funny die can't stop laughing. I vote for gist 6

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    4. Beat your chest bro and say aloud "Help me God".


      Ade Esther; Wink**

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  9. hmmmmm.....cock and bull stories everywhere......Ay gonna love dat story six.....

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  10. lmao
    World people sha...nobody sent in gists afterwards.lol

    Gist 6 all d way!!!!!!!!!!

    MM is Bae!!!!!

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    1. I change my vote from yesterday.

      I vote gist 6. I enjoyed the gist

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  11. After reading yesterday and today's gists, I'll go with today's stand alone gist.

    It got me laughing my ass out.... hahaha.

    The man of money has spoken....lol.
    Well done, MM.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  12. Moneymaker b my boyfrnd..i can gv u a blowjob#edo babe

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  13. Lmao stella no mind them jare. lol see title blowjob sisters. Me i vote dis gist 6 since yesterdays gist was dry.

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  14. Money maker is indeed a money maker, no be for mouth, God will increase ur money making strength my brother. I will be back to vote.

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  15. Hehehe
    This one is kinda funny.
    I need to send in one of my childhood funny stories.
    www.ckjacob.com

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  16. Thank God they didn't send, cos this Gist Is the winner for me!! Didn't enjoy yesterday's own!! Gist 6 won/wins

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  17. Gist 4..... No turning back.
    My gist is loading..
    10k no be moi moi. .

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  18. Gist 4..... No turning back.
    My gist is loading..
    10k no be moi moi. .

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  19. Nice 1 but I go with Gist 1 of yesterday..... Few gists rolling in these days

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  20. This one is the best. Gist 6!

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  21. That is how MM's family member or friend will be dying of hunger and he will be giving out 10k every week just to form good man on blog. Nna, charity begins at home. Don't come out and form good man while inside your folks are dying.

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    1. Lmao ooooo @ anon 15:29,
      I am from a family of money. No one is lacking.

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  22. Money maker, keep ur money jare. No winner for this week

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  23. Limited Gist these days... Anyways so, I go with Gist 1

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  24. I vote blowjob. Sunday's gist. Gist 6

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  25. Gist 4 all d way...Gist 6,pls take several seats.Blow job ko,blow job ni

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  26. This week's gists are kinda dry... But make I manage vote Gist 1

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  27. Money maker what happens if ppl of a certain language win? Will you still pay?

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  28. Gist 6 is OK tho buh not that funny.. I still vote forr gist6 sha..

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  29. Gist 4 of yesterday is it for me. That's d one dat made me laff o

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  30. Finally I get to vote even though the gist did not even make me crack a smile sha. I will just help move someone's ministry to the permanent site by voting gist 6..... Blow job sisters.

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  31. Only one?...hmmm...I no see laugh to laugh for this tori.

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  32. i will go for gist 6.
    had a good laugh

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  33. LOl! No be everyfin wey ur ear hear na e ur mawt go talk


    I vote 4 gist 6


    *****MhizDerbyViaIG*****

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  34. Money maker is a fucktard no doubt.

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  35. Hahahahahahahaha.
    The funniest is gist 7.
    Wondering where's gist 7?!
    Go up there and read again,
    Just imagine reading the bottom part and then to "Nigerian people i hail ooooh,the minute i complained no one sent in gists again"

    I just prayed I don't see money maker going anonymous all the rest of his life because I know he can't afford to run away from this awesome platform where he stays almost all day.
    Dude no divorce please, if that comment was a joke blow some air in your shit hoe.



    No vote yet. Will be right back, need to reread yesterday's

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  36. Abeg na gist 6 I vote 4 oooo ehn ehn

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  37. Gist 6.
    Ohhh dear.
    Total recall of adventures of the past.

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  38. I vote for gist 6. Money maker you don try.

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