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Monday, January 04, 2016

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative

This is an #epic example of taking panadol for another man's headache!
HABA!!!






STAND ALONE NARRATIVE.

WEDDING CALLED OFF DUE TO VERBAL ALTERCATION
OVER OLAMIDE AND DON JAZZY BROUHAHA


Dear Stella, I have been following ur blog since 2012. Call me a monitoring spirit cos I know everything happening over there but I have never commented. No, I commented once but it wasn't posted. Lol. So here goes my chronicle. 

I'm 33, by the way. I've been dating this guy since 2008. We served together but started dating after service. He left the country in 2008 but we have been dating since then. I've had a couple of "serious relationships" but somehow they keep getting messed up and I keep going back to him. He has been awesome and treats me well. He loves and respects me and sometimes I get irritated because he doesn't have a mind of his own. 

We do anything I want to do, and I'd prefer someone who would make major decisions sometimes. I have visited him a couple of times in the UK. 


So day before yesterday we were skyping and inside the gist he asked me what I think about the Olamide/Donjazzy ish. And I said I think they were both wrong, Olamide shouldn't have thrown a tantrum and Don J should have just ignored. Boyfriend starts saying Donjazzy is a pretender, etc etc and as far as Olamide has apologized it's ok. 

I told him not to judge as he doesn't know what goes on in the life of these people but My crime was to say that saying sorry does not wipe away your f-up as you might say sorry and the person says it's ok but it doesn't change what you have done or the pain you have caused. Gbam. 

My guy starts shouting that I am mean and unforgiving. At first I thought it was a joke because we were having a healthy argument till‎ I realised he wasn't joking.  Like joke he ended the relationship saying he's not sure he can be with someone who can make a comment like that (saying sorry doesn't right your wrongs) and went off the line. I'm still confused. 

 I can categorically state that I never disrespected him or raised my voice.  A part of me is finding it funny cos if someone asks why we are not together am I supposed to say we broke up on top of Donjazzy and Olamide argument?


 I called yesterday and all he said was that it wouldn't work. I can't apologize for having an opinion but I'm scared. Will I meet someone else? Or am I supposed to remove my heart from a 7 year relationship because of this? I know it sounds unbelievable because people have posted chronicles and I have rolled my eyes and asked myself "who dis one wan lie to", but it is true. Please post this, Stella, under chronicles or in house gists I don't even know. I shouldn't be finding it funny because we were supposed to do our traditional wedding in April. 

Someone Please help me make sense. Am I supposed to beg?


Huh?The man you are about to marry broke up with you because of Olamide and Don Jazzy headies quarell?BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA...

He is a joker!

Beg him for what?tHAT YOU AIRED YOUR MIND?YOU SHOULD HAVE AGREED WITH HIM?Maybe God is showing you signs with this..i am also confused.

This is what happens when you drink Panadol for someone else's headache. Olamide and Don Jazzy allegedly settled last night eeeeh.

Your guy is a joker DO NOT BEG HIM!


Don Jazzy and Olamide una see unasef?

 ARE YOU ARE! (Apologies to Chief Zebrudaya alias 4:30)

261 comments:

  1. Chronicles upon chronicles…

    Joblesshousewife

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    1. 1000 ways to break up. More like, " baby, I am chelsea fan and u are arsenal fan, so we are not compatible, its over". Funny world.

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    2. My dear I think he already wanted to break up with you and he just staged what happened so he could find an excuse to get out of the relationship. Don't beg him, move on. No serious man and especially no man that loves you will break up with you over this silly matter. He is not worth it. I don't understand why women will waste years of their life in relationship that will get them nowhere. If after one year in a relationship he doesn't show signs of a serious commitment that will eventually lead to marriage then leave him an focus on another person who is serious minded.

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    3. LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!

      This guy was just looking for an excuse. Move on honey.. Sorry

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    4. My boo and I even quarreled over d ish.still avnt settled.smh

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  2. Reading comment!
    Brb.


    ******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

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    1. This is indeed an end time breakup, its either ur boyfrnd is sick in d head, or he planned to scatter ur heart in d most annoying way, by breaking the internet(SDKB).

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  3. If you are also guilty, like me, of making your comment based on Post caption before you actually read the post come out under my comment now and confess.

    Posters 1 and 2. I no know if dem reach three today so I'll just add posters 1, 2, 3 and 4. Do you know me? Do you know my name? Do you know the state I are? No? Thank God. I'm not reading your posts. *walks away

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    1. Na wah oh. Calm down now.

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    2. @Micheal u re a. Clown I swear...I fell off my bed wit ur comment...chia u won't kill me wit laff...cnt stop laughing

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    3. Lisa ole oshi waka shege waka shege. Coconut head. Masquerade. Good luck Jonathan's daughter. Nkapi. Ajakaja nwanyi. Agbuo m GI asu nne.

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    4. You are just a fool.jobless ass

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    5. Na so madness dey start!

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  4. May our chronicles change to testimonies this year IJN

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  5. Chronicle on point ,am coming back to comment

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  6. Lol... New way of breaking up

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    1. Hahaha! As in ehn...suspecting the guy sha, maybe he has another girl, and he just needed any opportunity to break up with her

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    1. Sexiest shit you are a FOOL.What made this chronicle rubbish???? Imi opkoko.You sent your first pregnancy picture and claimed it's your current picture, ngwa this your profile picture is it your tomorrows picture?? Fat idiot claiming sexy.Imi oho!Keep fooling your self..

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  8. Babe give him time, childish muthafucker he is..
    If he's serious, mehn, that's serious shit o! Jazzy n olamide better contact u and call ur boyfriend to order o! I can't believe what I just read. Haa

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  9. Hahahahahahaha e no go better for don jazzy &Olamide, both of u are even worse than this two, babe ur guy has been looking for a way to end the relationship, I pray don jazzy & Olamide reads this let them know d damage they ve caused, hahahahagahaha

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  10. End time chro chro alias 4:30

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  11. Lmao!
    So sorry I'm laughing, buy it's funny...let me go back and read all.

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  12. Abeg make una help me oh, who know any organization whr person fit borrow or dash me money for wedding, I hv a stable job though, the pay is just ok.... I've found the bride also & the dad has accepted me, na to set date remain.
    The most annoying thg will be losing her cus of lack of finance, the nxt thg now, she'd start preaching "you're nt ready & my age is going"

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    1. Funny post. But surely not end time. God will provide.

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    2. Destiny killers, if you are not financially ready to get married free the girl abeg... After you will look for who to dash you money for maternity wears too. School fees nko

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    3. Shetttt"j"did u write this????

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  13. But your guy is funny o,he is looking for way to break up with you,cause I did nt see any issue in what you just said that we warrant break up,my dear dnt beg him,it is too early to start begging for relationship ,God is giving you a sign already .

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  14. Question: Have you been sexually active with him all these years? Most probably so and that is why you'd find it difficult to move on!

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  15. Lol
    Were you yelling at him?
    That's how you guys send in one-sided narratives here oh.

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  16. You're boyfriend is immature.
    Why so serious?
    His he related to any of the parties or what?
    He probably has been looking for an avenue to break it off with you.
    Anyway let the steam die out first, try reaching out to him again and if that doesn't suffice then you'd know that you're at the end of the road.

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  17. He's been looking for a way to break up with your and he grabbed the stupid one...

    Anyway, act like a fool and tell him you're sorry. You'll find out soon if he actually seized a flimsy excuse to ditch you or not.

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  18. Dude was just looking for an oppurtunity to break up with you..you sef analyse the situation. Is it worth breaking up over? He is still a kid a heart. Tell him to grow up and stop cleaving to his mum's apron.

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  19. Dude has been looking for a way outta the relationship!
    He jus found a ground....

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  20. I'm sure this guy has other reasons he's just using the argument as a reason.

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  21. Buahahahaha
    This has got to be d funniest chronicles ever to grace our blog. Poster Abeg, ur guy has been looking for an excuse to call off the relationship since. He has probably lost interest, or doesn't have money, or has gotten another chick preggy and has been looking for a way out. No mind am.
    GEJ is to be blamed.

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  22. I'm more confused than you, what did you just said? Because of Olamide and Don J's issue? I don't know maybe it's a blessing in disguise for you, maybe you're not meant for each other, maybe he never intended to marry you and looking for a cheap excuse to end it with you, maybe he will still come back to you that he's just testing you, maybe maybe, so many maybe's.
    Finally, let both families be aware, honestly, I'm short of words.



    *Larry was here*

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  23. Hian see chronicle ooo, see wetin these two don cause. On the other hand, this matter shouldn't get to that at all, just relax your mind he will come back begging you, you shudnt beg him as this will lead to you not having your own opinion whenever matters arise in the future. Funny tho!

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  24. You are 33 years old, been dating for 7 years right? The apology of a guy was only looking for an excuse to dump you. Sorry does not make right what has gone wrong, and depending on the gravity of the offense, it may take time to totally forgive and get over it.

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  25. End time mother fucking boyfriend
    23rd comment 2016

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  26. He's been finding an excuse to leave u.

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  27. hmmmmmm
    gbege for new year
    see isheeeee mennnn
    OK o

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  28. Beg him and when he's calm ask him why he reacted that way cos believe me its not just about the Olamide D onjazzy saga, he has been holding on to ur previous statements. Aunty search yourself, are u unforgiving?

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    1. It's not about being right or wrong all the time in a relationship. Say sorry and then leave him if he doesn't let the matter go because you have tried your best. He might have noticed the way you react to people's apologies when they offend you and concluded that you don't totally forgive people. I know someone like that, once you have an argument like this they will remind you of your last offence.

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  29. This kind man can use d excuse of: why did u write my name in small letter. U don't have respect. We r breaking up.

    Same goat can still say: why did u wear blue pant today? Have I not told u how much I hate blue? This shows u r very stubborn and can't follow instructions. We r braking up.

    Mtchewwww

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    1. Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Bianca Abeg no kii peson with laff abeg

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  30. Ronke (Ronnie) HND holder from Lagos.U deleted me off ur BBM dis morning...around 11am.Why???

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    1. You the bomboclat, even be like say dem say dem swear for you abi?

      E remain make you pursue am for dream, idiotim .

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  31. I think ur guy was never serious,the 7yrs relationship is been off and on. He is just been looking for opportunity to call d whole thing off and dis one presented itself. Sori,dnt beg him,u will meet sm1 else,pls dnt call him again,ignore completely.
    Try okay,I know its not easy.

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  32. Question: Have you been sexually active with him all these years; aborted? Most probably so and that is why you'd find it difficult to move on! Otherwise, good riddance to bad rubbish! He is simply a "toy boy"? What do you mean by "will I meet someone else"? It is because of this question that I suppose you've been giving him vagina. I've found out that once ladies cheapen themselves to a boy in a relationship, they are full of insecurity and low self esteem. If you are a pearl, the boy should be chasing you till now and so eager to tie the knot.

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  33. He was already tired of the relationship,he was just looking for a flimsy excuse to break up with you.
    Leave him alone and don't apologise to him,God will send your own husband to you.
    God bless you.

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  34. Babe u were dating urself all along, he was just loking for a silly excuse to break up with u.

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  35. Well maybe he feels you haven't forgiven all his mistakes by the comment you made but I think there's more to this jare. How can he just end a relationship of 7 years over a mere argument and your wedding date is even close. Babe, no let this guy bobo you, he has already made up his mind to end it all but just needed an escape route which was the argument you guys had. Don't beg him jare. I mean, what will you be apologizing for? that you aired you opinion over an issue? God will make it right. Amen.

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  36. He has been looking for a reason to move on. He didnt find one, suddenly olumide and don jazzy came to the rescue.

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  37. Haba!
    That isn't enough reason to break up with you now...you guys were just trying to say ur mind on the matter.
    The man is short tempered and he's the one who's unforgiving here.
    My dear, don't worry he will come back to you, he's just trying to look for issue whr thrs none.
    Guess he has away match to play for some days, so he just got a way to keep u out of his life for this period, when he's done he will definitely come back.

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  38. Abeg! Your guy should find some other reason abeg,Don Jazzy and Badoo no even know am sef,,what a flimsy excuse!!

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  39. Beg my foot. This guy must have been looking for any reason to broke up. Pls move on. A broken relationship is better than a frustrated or broken home.

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  40. Question: Have you been sexually active with him all these years; aborted? Most probably so and that is why you'd find it difficult to move on! Otherwise, good riddance to bad rubbish! He is simply a "toy boy"? What do you mean by "will I meet someone else"? It is because of this question that I suppose you've been giving him vagina. I've found out that once ladies cheapen themselves to a boy in a relationship, they are full of insecurity and low self esteem. If you are a pearl, the boy should be chasing you till now and so eager to tie the knot.


    "Houses and wealth are inherited from parent but a prudent wife (husband) is from the Lord"

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  41. Hahahaha..This is epic..your guy or should I say ex guy is hilarious..hw can something so minor and insignificant like this break up 2 pple who claim they are in luv..abeg make him park well joor..He has been looking for excuses to break up..n cldnt help himself bt come up with this..maybe this is God answering your new year prayers..n by the way..Stella..u r so funny...hahahaha

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  42. nope stella! this is what happens when you put all your life on one man, u see?? the idiot has moved on but u still dey there dey die..... ntoorrrr

    shebi wen okija wife tell u girls to always be at the gaining side in a relationship incase of any gbege, una go open una rotten totoh mouth dey cuss me!


    good for you oooo!

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  43. nope stella! this is what happens when you put all your life on one man, u see?? the idiot has moved on but u still dey there dey die..... ntoorrrr

    shebi wen okija wife tell u girls to always be at the gaining side in a relationship incase of any gbege, una go open una rotten totoh mouth dey cuss me!


    good for you oooo!

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  44. Just negodu!!!!!!!!. dear poster, please, save yourself the headache and walk away. The guy has been looking for a way to break up with you. mtchew!!!!. leave his sorry ass.




    *no condition is permanent*

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    1. That was how my ex broke up with me because of PDP and APC during the last election. It was funny at first but I moved on and called it Good riddance to fuck boy rubbish

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    2. @mambee you just took the word outta ma mind.Guy man has been looking for a way out, and just bagged himself the most selfish styled breakup. Babe just let him be . sometimes it's better to let people like this go than pray him back and start regretting later. All the best

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    3. @mambee you just took the word outta ma mind.Guy man has been looking for a way out, and just bagged himself the most selfish styled breakup. Babe just let him be . sometimes it's better to let people like this go than pray him back and start regretting later. All the best

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  45. Ths is whr I say fix it Jesus

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  46. But it kinda of funny ooooo,becos of don jazzy and olamide ish he decided to break up wit u,he his a joker just leave him alone wen his brain is calmed he will come back to his senses.

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    1. Am I d only one who doesn't seem to see d guy as a joker?

      Poster sorry but I'll tell u I can say same 2 u in a situation like this. Yes I know I won't react irrationally but ill also see uin that light. "Unforgiving". I am one of those who take people's words 2 figure out who they can be n that line alone tells more than u can imagine. My advice, let him be. He ll call u. If he doesn't then know he was never urs.

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  47. Oh pls, he's been looking for a way out... Them no de beg shit to smell, let him go.

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  48. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah.....sorry but heheheheheheheeh

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  49. Poster, Pls pls and pls, the guy didn't break up with u cos of d olamide argument, he has just been looking for an excuse to do that and he decided to hold on to this sorry excuse. Pls move on. Put yourself out there. Join our singles and mingle and u will be fine.

    Let d fool go.

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  50. All these guys be looking for the slightest opportunity to breakup,my sister no be your fault say you talk your mind,na bro dey find excuse and he used that. 7 years is not a joking stuffs tho...i for say make you leave trash for lawma!

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  51. LOl, He wanted the breakup prior to the time you skyped, He was just waiting for an opportunity.

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  52. * rolls off chair doubled over*

    Are you frigging kidding me?!!

    Kwakwakwakwa

    Sorry poster,but I had to laugh.

    This is the funniest chronicle ever!
    Your guy broke up with you, because of Olamide and Donjazzy!!?

    Abegi, the guy has probably been looking for an excuse to call it quits with you.
    This is the lamest reason ever, for breaking up with someone.

    In my opinion, you don't even need someone in your life, who thinks so small.

    And yes, just saying sorry doesn't right every wrong, or take back things already said.

    Oh, and 33 is not 100 years,so please don't go crawling back to someone who doesn't want you, because you feel that age isn't on your side, so that you wouldn't end up wishing you never got married in the first place.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  53. Watch d guy nd c if he was just joking about d breakup but if he's serious my dear shift from him abeg, he must having looking for a reason to breakup wif u or he has someone else. Inukwa.

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  54. Is he forming emotional blackmail or what? If he doesn't come back, he has it in his mind to do something stupid in the future but with this, may be God is trying to warn you.

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  55. Beg for what? Free the guy jor. E wan get mind of im own come dey add stubbornness on top

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  56. Your guy na agbero. Behaving like Olamide that can cause for Africa. Sorry for the pains. You will get a good man. I wonder why men dont like ladies to err their views on things not favourable to them. Me i tire for their matter oooo. That is why i always keep quiet when i am doing my own things. I dont allow him into it.

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  57. forget his sorry arse...he was looking for an opportunity to break up with you...receive sense oh, cos some ladies will see signs yet go and put head then will come and send us chronicles we will be cracking our head to give advice...we cannot come and go and die on top una matter when una no dey hear word..abeg te brake with that guy

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  58. If only girls would agree that relationship is not a hanging marriage waiting only to be plucked. If only girls would see relationship as a risk and game of chance. Only if girls will accept that a man that is ready to marry doesn't go into a relationship, that a relationship is a means to fill a certain void while waiting to be ready for marriage, if girls would accept that if a relationship is meant to study your partner, once the partner isn't comfortable with what they find out from their study(irrespective of how long the study took to show stuff) that the partner is indeed free to back out. If, if and if, then girls would be acting in relationships such that they wont feel pain whenever it ends. 7yrs ko, 7yrs no. Some people courted or 'relationshiped'for ten years or what ever and then married nly to break up after less than a year marriage because of 'irreconciliable' differences.

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    1. 7 years o... 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...SEVEN YEARS!!!

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  59. I beggiii the guy get intentions ojare and unfortunately you fell for it.pele dear move on

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  60. You have been in a relationship with yourself for the past 7years, don't beg him mbok!!

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  61. forget his sorry arse...he was looking for an opportunity to break up with you...receive sense oh, cos some ladies will see signs yet go and put head then will come and send us chronicles we will be cracking our head to give advice...we cannot come and go and die on top una matter when una no dey hear word..abeg te brake with that guy

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  62. Lol at funny story btw am back from villa with this cute ekuke puppy n wondering how am suppose to raise him. Madam stella hope ur weekend ihj hasn't stopped cos what happened to me at the villa is nothing to write home about.
    Shout out to lovely bvs

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  63. @poster,pls go down on your knees and thank God for saving you from that joker you call your bf!
    That guy has been looking for an opportunity to dump you for sometime now.na see finish syndrome dey worry am.Lick your wound and move on my dear,God will give you your own man!

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  64. Lolzzzzzz@ poster jst continue to beg ur man am sure he will come around with time. And don't forget to pray since ur wedding is coming up it might be enemy at work

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  65. No! He did not break up with you poster as a result of the quarrell between the two people mentioned above but because of the statement you supposedly made. This brings to light the underlying fact that you and le boo obviously have issues prior to this! I think you have a problem forgiving people & might have exhibited it in your relationship more than once. Le boo obviously has cold feet with regards to the upcoming wedding & your utterance has given him an axe to severe the relationship. You failed to tell us what your relationship with le boo looks like on a normal day...do you fight constantly and do you have a hard time forgiving his mistakes?? My advice...take a vacation, meet someone new, forgive more. Maybe date a Lebanese...

    Lucinda

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  66. Your dude got marriage -o- phobia.

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  67. Beg ke? Da guy don see u finish.. He's tired of u so dis argument made it easier to break up with u.. My dear, dat guy has anoda bebe he has proposed to u.. How can u date a guy dat long? Well, take heart and just let him go cus he's not meant for u.

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  68. gobe. guess the relationship has been over long before now.

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  69. dnt worry Olamide will marry u!!

    ur bobo has seen someone else jo!!pls wake up and dnt let him use that as a excuse

    na so dem dey break up with person??

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  70. Gbam..he could be right but same time wrong.and it could be a blessing for you..
    My points are as follows..
    1. To him he felt you will hardly forget but forgive. That's to say you will always keep things in mind....and he feels in the future if he wrong u...you will hardly let go n forget. ..but then again. That's not cool jhoor...he is a joker. Just be calm....hakuna matata...it means don't worry..
    If he ain't gonna come back then don't act like the frog that keeps adjusting.. Just leave the relationship..wtf so one can't air his/ her opinion on matters? Intact after ibread the apology I told myself that olamide is yet to forgive n forget. .lol...

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    1. I think the guy has already done something horrible that he feels this lady will never get over! He has done the deed!

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  71. Hahahahaahahahhahhah hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah





    This chronicle is damn too funny.. olamide and don must hear abt this. Hence, if your boo dint apologise, don jazzy must propose to you. Funny funny funny as in on top wetin?

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  72. Lol. Move on Jare! D guy is mean.

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  73. hahhahaaaaaa omg lol!!!! sweety what are you doing with that kind of man? to have an opinion he doesn't agree with is a problem?? and you were begging him??? for what na??? maybe he was just waiting for an excuse to break up with you and for him this was the perfect opportunity lool
    as hard as it might be, forget him and move on

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  74. Please he's looking for a reason to break up and this just came up. Free him Abeg.

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  75. People you guys quarreled about are already settled anyway, your boyfriend was just looking for an opportunity to breakup with you.
    Pick up the pieces and move on, dating for 7yrs wow. He just tied you down for that long or you tied yourself down. Just imagine 7yrs am so mad right now, you have to move on!

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  76. Adonbilivit! That ya guy na small pikin abeg.




    Jesus is Lord.

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  77. This chronicle just made me looooooooool.

    Oginidu!

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  78. Lmao you and that your boyfriend no well at all

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  79. the guy has been looking for a way to breakup with you abeg.probably seeing someone else jare.

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  80. You said he cannot make major decisions on his own abi.... He just made one! Lmaooooooo
    Sorry I couldn't hold it...hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha

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  81. Sorry I had to laff..r u sure he loves u?

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  82. The truth is the guy was looking for a way out of the relationship! Don't be surprised he is already married there sef. Being 33 and leaving a 7 year relationship shouldn't make you feel less of who you are. Trust me, God has a way of orchestrating things..YOUR BEST IS SOON TO COME!

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  83. Aunty Stella, I strongly disagree with you on this one pls. People like her can't forgive and forget completely. Madam, you should apologise pls. Your ego shouldn't be bigger than your relationship or someone you claim to love. You must not be wrong before you apologise in relationship

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    1. Can anyone really forgive and forget completely?

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  84. Dear poster,ur boo is an IDIOT...I'm sorry to say that.
    He's a baby and very childish...I walked away from a relationship that was altar-bound in d past cos the guy behaved exactly like your ex...If u ever beg him,you'll keep begging and apologizing forever...U don't owe anyone any apology for ur opinions cos you're entitled to one as a 'rational human being'...
    RELAX,move on with ur life and be happy cos GOD JUST SAVED U FROM A MARRIAGE THAT WOULD HAVE HIT THE ROCKS ALMOST IMMEDIATELY...

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  85. Is he Igbo? That is how they behave. My boyfriend you cant say the slightest to him na argument. Even if you are just joking about smthn, he will take it serious. Come make mistake and mistakenly tell him to shut up? greatest sin. He keeps malice for Africa, you will start begging when you are even the one he offended.
    Poster for ur sake pls just beg him, as women that is what we need to keep doing just to save our homes. The only area I wont advice you to beg him if he cheats.
    Becos some men will cheat on you, you catch them, then they turn it around on you that its you not performing your duties. I SMH for them.
    If this is his only fault, swallow ur pride and beg him. It wont take anything from him. That is how most of dese men behave. Keeping malice allover d place like kids. You wont have said anythn, they start calling off relationship. As if you didn't sit down on ur own and they came asking for relationship.
    Men biko, especially Igbo men, why are you like this.

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    1. Mumu..just because you dont have self esteem does not mean the poster doesn't. Continue begging you hear..continue licking his ass day in day out. Dont vamoose from that situationship. Na your body go tell you after he don marry you put for house.

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    2. Lowest self esteem, keep begging o. When you finally grab the Golden Mrs, you go graduate to beggery.

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    3. U r not married and u r licking his ass like this. If u know what's good for you, flee. If not if u guys marry everyday of ur life will be chronicles.

      Talking from the ibo experience

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    4. Annon... please what rubbish did you just type? so women are meant to be on the begging side just to keep their r/ship? You are a disgrace to womanhood.

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  86. Shuo! See me see trouble o,

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    1. The guy has probably been waiting for d opportunity to pull d plug..if he didn't break up cos of dat excuse,maybe one day he wld av said "I gave u 2 eggs to fry one n boil one,u fried d one I asked u to boil n boiled d one I asked u to fry,u don't pay attention,it's over"

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    2. The title of this chronicle shld be #LeaveThrashForLawma

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    3. The guy has probably been waiting for d opportunity to pull d plug..if he didn't break up cos of dat excuse,maybe one day he wld av said "I gave u 2 eggs to fry one n boil one,u fried d one I asked u to boil n boiled d one I asked u to fry,u don't pay attention,it's over"

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    4. Lolz @ gave u 2 eggs to fry one and boil one. U boiled the one I asked u to fry and fried the one I asked u to boil. I concur with #LeaveThrashForLawma

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  87. Jesus pls and pls fix it. Dis is a typical example of a time waster. D guy is an unserious fellow,i guess he was already looking for a way out.adojutini somebody.

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  88. Well Dear I will advice you apologise and explain better what you meant by your statement and if after doing this He refuses your plea then He has a skeleton in his cupboard!

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  89. Don't conclude first give him more days and check if he will make up with u, if not use your tongue and count your teeth. Argument in marriage strong pass olamide and Don J can u guys stand?????

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  90. Madam, your guy had been looking for a way to break up with you before now. He only saw this as a golden opportunity and utilised it. Don't beg the idiot. What a sissy he is. Dust your beautiful self and keep moving. Your prince is still in front.




    Kisses.

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  91. Don't conclude first give him more days and check if he will make up with u, if not use your tongue and count your teeth. Argument in marriage strong pass olamide and Don J can u guys stand?????

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  92. BV One Trillion...Make I help u this time abeg..."end time beef"..."End Time Relationship"...."End Time Chronicles"!

    Two of una no get work. Na tori una dey find! Abegi!

    *Ghanaman signing out*

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  93. Its unbelievable...
    I Hope he wasn't already making plans to break up with you?

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  94. Mtcheew
    Rubbish
    What a foolish chronicle






    Jasmine, hope you have repented?

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  95. Don't beg him oo,this is a good sign that he will be a bad husband..nonsense!!

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  96. Bros has been looking for opportunity to discharge you & he just got one. Abeg let him go - good riddance

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  97. he is joking.
    fought a friend too because of this ish but we are fine now.

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  98. Abeg, your boyfriend just used that as an excuse to break up with you. Nonsense

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  99. poster beg gini....he's not ur man biko....its better u let d 7 years go or remain in bondage for ever... so one can't air a view again... oga oooo
    ****juicily***

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  100. Hahahahaha this is the biggest joke I have read in a while, u break up with your babe over don jazzy and Olamide bruhahaha. So what was he expecting u to say, he wants u to be o yes member.

    Truth be told am sure he has been looking for a way to breakup with u, or he has someone else. The opportunity he was waiting for just showed up and he grabbed it. Sorry babe

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  101. It makes no gaddamn sense... You guys took the argument too far I guess.... Next time, if its heading to an argument, cut it off. But here in this case, let him be, dun beg him anymore.

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  102. It's just an excuse to break up with u. His hiding something

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  103. This is a joke abi? Yes this chronicle is a joke. if not, your guy has been looking for a way to dump you before now. Say no to long time situation-ship. 7yrs dating?..

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  104. a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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    Beg him abeg and is not like it will remove anything frm ur body..... Dont mind stella, she wants to remain single... Lolx.....
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    ***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

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  105. FUNNIEST CHRONICLE EVER ! NO COMMENT ABEG!!!

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  106. like seriously #rme# so its a sin to have an opinion...i think there is more to this, may you guys have had issues before now and you did not forgive.
    pray to God and have a close friend or family member ask him what really happened so you guys can movve forward.and if he insists on ending the relationship. let him go, as painful as it may be.

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  107. Poster that guy was looking for an excuse to call it off and he just one.Please move on God will give you a better person.

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  108. Beg him o, good husband is very scarce

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  109. He isnt serious, he has been looking for how to break up since. Mtcheww, is it like that they end relationships

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  110. Funny please poster don't worry yourself he was just looking for a way to break you with you... Please move on with your life and pretend he never exist he will surely come to beg you

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  111. Is this ish for real? Give him a break... just chill. His brain will reset when you ignore him for a while. If he proves stubborn after a month, involve his family and if he insist, please let him be. Don't look at your age, God is a perfect planner.

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  112. Please take heart and bless God that he saved you from such a little boy.

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  113. Chai! I really don't find this funny at all. Who should we blame now? You wey state your opinion, boyfriend wey just pack up abi yeyebrities wey dey misbehave not knowing the influence they have?

    Anyway,what dropped in my heart immediately I got to the break up part was that,he had been looking for a way to break up and you just gave him an avenue. You can't vouch for the health of a long distance relationship because it's easier to pretend to each other from the ends of phones. You only begin to notice glitches when you are close over a period (so nne,leave the healthy part).
    Your man has someone else and this was his escape route.

    I think we should give snehsneh/dondorobuci a round of applause! Them don try.

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    1. Ivory pls blame it on GEJ ooo. He's the causer of this brouhaha.

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  114. Aunty for real?Doo o Pele but on a serious note what if your guy had been looking for an opportunity to breakup with you and only used that as an excuse? You want my advise? DO NOT beg him ,watch and see his reaction,ask the Holy Spirit for guidance and if he still says no, forget him and you will meet your soulmate.
    Bella D Chemist

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  115. Omo na wa oh! So na so una take begin una own 2016? Well well.. as u make ur bed so u lie on it..

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  116. You guys dated since 2008? Girl, wake up and smell the coffee! That argument in my opinion was his easy way out and you gave it. He had probably been looking for an excuse no matter how minor to break up with you.

    Your rightful man is on his way. Good luck girl!

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  117. Abeg make I add/ask, you mean you wasted all your 20s and migrated into your 30s waiting for a guy? And then 3months to your trad,he has the heart to abandon ship for a flimsy issue? iWeak!

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  118. Lmao.
    Skibo, are you kidding me?

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  119. Highest joker in 2016...what!!! Someone plz wake me up,cos am dreaming

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  120. really funny

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  121. What was your crime if you wanna beg him??? Abeg, the year is still new to start licking nyash, forget him, do as if he no dey exist (I know it's not easy) but believe, God has a better plan for you. Just be focus

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  122. Don't mind him! He has bin looking for a way to get rid of u nd dis small matter jst gave him dat opportunity..but this is funny oh.Don baba Jay come n marry her oh

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  123. Very funny. Olumide and Don Jazzy come and see.

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  124. Y not try contacting Don J cuz he is single & more mature in reasoning than ur guy,very funny guy.He's been looking 4 a way 2 end it since & golden opportunity just presented its self.My dear its not all abt d yrs involved.Gush I hate men dt dnt hav d mind of their own,dat alone is a turn off.May be he's not 4 u.

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  125. Y not try contacting Don J cuz he is single & more mature in reasoning than ur guy,very funny guy.He's been looking 4 a way 2 end it since & golden opportunity just presented its self.My dear its not all abt d yrs involved.Gush I hate men dt dnt hav d mind of their own,dat alone is a turn off.May be he's not 4 u.

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  126. Odiegwu! The guy has just been looking for am excuse to end the relationship joor. Imagine oo... Do not begin him oooo

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  127. See what Olamide has caused ?

    In my opinion, ur man isn't sure of making you his wife - that's the most absurd excuse ever ( but yet again, it is far better than leaving u stranded at that altar)

    My advise ? Give him space - let's see how that plays out. Pls come back to give us an update

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  128. I'm not surprised. A man once broke up with me for not commenting on his bbm display picture.

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  129. This is funny...
    And honestly I'm still yet to get past that line that said the relationship is no more cos of the posters opinion on saying sorry after fucking up...

    IMHO. ..The fact that you apologise and say sorry doesn't really change an already done deed....it only shows that you have a contrite heart and prolly wish you never hurt the other. But then no one can go back in time to correct a wrong or heal the wounds
    Secondly if I forgive you means I'm even doing that for me and not you...I can't continue harbouring ill feelings toward one who wronged me more so the person has apologised..but that doesn't erase the fact that i was hurt it only shows i chose not to dwell on it


    Back to poster..maybe this guy has plenty fuck ups in store and expects you to forgive and forget all wrongs..cos he believes I'm sorry is the magic word....
    Ps..even if you marry him and he fucks up if you don't forgive him then he will still divorce Cos he will say he can't bear to continue being in a marriage with someone who doesn't believe saying sorry changes the wrong deeds of one

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  130. 1000 ways to break up. More like, " baby, I am chelsea fan and u are arsenal fan, so we are not compatible, its over". Funny world.

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  131. @OP, please do not mind this woman called Stella. I respect her sense and intelligence but from my experience as a married man and from spiritual angle, I know many factors can spoil relationships, so to me she goofed with this her advice. One major factor that can ruin a relationship is EGO.

    It is clear and unarguably clear that two (2) wrongs can never ever make a right. Therefore, why would you say because you could not fathom why he was that 'foolish' in his decision, you would not settle the issue with him?

    Which one is more important, your relationship of seven years or your ego that may destroy your life if not managed well?

    Finally, you may involve elders like his parents, brothers or your own if begging him is a no-go area but do not ever fold your hands and believe if he loves you he will come back. Once must be an angel now while the other is obviously of the track. Marriage is more of a DECISION and offshoots from a deep DETERMINATION to make it work. It is not a child play. Build your home.
    Read Proverbs 14:1

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    1. Mr married man are you for real?? She should involve his fam because the idiot bluntly refuses to be liberal and view things from a different perspective. Did you read the narrative at all? Na wah o. Women are really marrying nonsense in the name of husbands. I'm sure your wife is a doormat hence your thinking. Only a Nigerian man will utter this bullshit. Narrow minded goats with ego bigger than the Atlantic.




      What fuckery!

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  132. And if ladies curse men Na , we would say she's evil.but yet again, are u sure u stated exactly how it happened ? I'd love to hear from ur man

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  133. Lol.... This is new! I think say we don hear everything finish, but this definitely giving a new twist to breakups...

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  134. You say:

    Your wedding is in April?

    You've been dating for 7 years?

    Your fiance broke up with you because of Olamide and Don Jazzy's ish on stage?

    Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa

    *wipes tears
    *una no go kii pesin aswear
    *rolls to Mbaise

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  135. Please my people help me out here I'm super confused and worried.

    I aborted some years back and now I'm married to a very nice man. I told him about the abortion before we married and he said okay and asked me to forgive the man who made me commit such sin and also forgive myself and move on.

    The problem now is, I can't live with my conscience. Every day I cry and feel like God is going to punish me and not give me a child. My marriage is still new and I'm yet to conceive. my life is full of regret. I feel God is punishing me. My Doctor is telling me to stay calm. That anxiety can change my whole body system and will cause me not to conceive. He said I should keep trying and increase the rate at which I have sex that it will help too.

    I've told my hubby that I'm scared God will punish me. He started laughing and assured me that I will have my own kids. I can't stop thanking God for the kind of hubby I have. He is super supportive but how far can he endure? Please someone talk me. People have done several abortions and still conceive why then won't I have that chance to smile again.

    I'm asking God for one more chance to make things right again. I'm not proud of my sins. I've cried and begged since 2012 up till now I'm still begging him. Should I just accept my fate or is my mind playing tricks on me?

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  136. Please my people help me out here I'm super confused and worried.

    I aborted some years back and now I'm married to a very nice man. I told him about the abortion before we married and he said okay and asked me to forgive the man who made me commit such sin and also forgive myself and move on.

    The problem now is, I can't live with my conscience. Every day I cry and feel like God is going to punish me and not give me a child. My marriage is still new and I'm yet to conceive. my life is full of regret. I feel God is punishing me. My Doctor is telling me to stay calm. That anxiety can change my whole body system and will cause me not to conceive. He said I should keep trying and increase the rate at which I have sex that it will help too.

    I've told my hubby that I'm scared God will punish me. He started laughing and assured me that I will have my own kids. I can't stop thanking God for the kind of hubby I have. He is super supportive but how far can he endure? Please someone talk me. People have done several abortions and still conceive why then won't I have that chance to smile again.

    I'm asking God for one more chance to make things right again. I'm not proud of my sins. I've cried and begged since 2012 up till now I'm still begging him. Should I just accept my fate or is my mind playing tricks on me?

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  137. The guy has been looking for how to take off from the relationship since '19 kpurugidi'. Anyway, there is actually no biggy to say sorry even when you are right... Apologize and see how it goes, as 8 years no be beans men. Either way it goes, at least you know you have done your best.

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  138. Na wa ooo...this your guy is something else..ontop what abeg there is more to it

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  139. Buahahahahahahaaaaaaa

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  140. Are you ok? When people ask you, just tell them why u broke up nau. Don Jazzy and Olamide saga caused me my relationship. Hahahahahaha.

    Best Chronicles ever

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  141. Kinda funny tho. He probably has bin looking 4 an escape route since and olamide and don jazzy just gave him 1.

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  142. My dear, don't mind him. He wants to break your heart Abi? Call his parents and tell them their son has ended d relationship and u are no longer interested. Tell your parents u're no longer interested in him. Then move on. My sis was same age as u when her bf called of the relationship for no reason. She said ok, no problem. No begging o, no crying, she moved on. 6 months later, d bf called crying and begging. They are married now. U didn't say anything bad. Why would u hurt me and thing 'I'm sorry' is going to wipe away the hurt just like that. Abeg, dump his sorry ass. I'm married and men still chase me, let alone a single girl. Men plenty. Just focus on either your job or business or school. Hangout with friends and be happy, d right man will locate u. My sis had 3 suitors but u need to see bf begging and crying.

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