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Friday, January 08, 2016

Don Jazzy Slogan 'If You Want the Car Come And Collect it' T-Shirt Is Out..

Don Jazzy's epic reply“If you want the car come and collect it” to YBNL boss Olamide when he ranted about Lil Kesh losing the Next Rated Award at the Headies 2015 has inspired someone to put the words on a T-shirt .

haha. Trust Nigerians!





Just like Baba Oshiomhole’s ‘Go and Die’ and ''my oga at the top'' Tee Shirts, this one may also sell like wildfire.


-Image from City People Magazine.


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93 comments:

  1. Iamking Eze8 January 2016 at 08:33

    Lmao. I saw d live trash for lawma tshirt yesterday! Hilarious

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    1. Unknown8 January 2016 at 11:03

      That one is better am already use to the slogan.

      Delete
    2. Unknown8 January 2016 at 12:43

      Abeg o..seems I'm the only one who doesn't know who said that 'leave trash for lawma'....abeg make una tell me o.

      Delete
  2. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:34

    Hahahahahaahah.... Nigerians are so creative...

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    1. ADEDOLAPO 8 January 2016 at 10:35

      I tell u... As long as it brings money to the table trust Nigerians

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    2. SDK FIRST SON8 January 2016 at 10:35

      Business tycoons aka Nigerians

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    3. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 12:13

      Olosho's be like "every sex was a hit,from Senator Ola,to Alhaji Sule,to Mr Segun. If you want the HIV,come and get it".

      Delete
  3. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 08:35

    Lmaooooooo!!!! Nigerians are crazy!

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  4. Cynthia Iyede8 January 2016 at 08:36

    And soon, 'leave trash for lawma' will be out....A new one now is "where is the bus heading' relating to the Dasukigate's ish....

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    1. tecki8 January 2016 at 10:55

      It was that day the shirt for lawma came out.. black tshirt with red inscription..

      Delete
  5. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 08:36

    Dry... Olamide is still d baddest go to ig and see all d back to back funny meme.

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  6. Mrs telema ronaldo(CR7 wife in making)8 January 2016 at 08:37

    Lol
    Trust nigerians.

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  7. POSH Baby8 January 2016 at 08:37

    Stella bae be like:
    My every post/comment was a hit...back to back.
    From "I'm not a migrant" to "I'm a German Citizen" to "Donald Trump has a point about these migrants"... Iyalaya anybody... SDK WORLD CITIZEN ti take over. kikikikikiki

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    1. Kerry okoye8 January 2016 at 09:56

      Loooo

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    2. Unknown8 January 2016 at 11:05

      And BVs be like :

      'Iya Stella,if you want our opinion, come and collect it '

      And then some of the anonymous haters will be jumping upandan behind their screens.

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    3. KingRex8 January 2016 at 11:49

      You all are clowns

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    4. Unknown8 January 2016 at 12:44

      Hahahahahahahaha....I swear white Diamond has finished me with laugh.I don die!!!

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    5. Teacher8 January 2016 at 13:25

      The lot of you are comedians
      Lol

      Delete
  8. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:38

    Lol. We no dey carry last. That was an epic reply dt touched d heartbeat of its recipient lol.

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  9. MissPrettyW8 January 2016 at 08:38

    Hahahaha.... Nigerians are so innovative

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  10. Chidinma Grace8 January 2016 at 08:41

    Lovely! Who is winning now?

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  11. Zeddicus 8 January 2016 at 08:41

    Nigerians sha

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  12. Zeddicus 8 January 2016 at 08:41

    Nigerians sha

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  13. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:41

    Very dry!
    Won't sell shit,
    Cos they did leave trash for lawma Ts, these once have come with this dry long sentence

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  14. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:42

    Ones

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  15. June8 January 2016 at 08:45

    Hahaha.....I Love It

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  16. stranger8 January 2016 at 08:45

    *sighs*

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  17. Bimfem hair care products for edges and healthy hair. whatsapp (07032378915)8 January 2016 at 08:45

    Naija no dey carry last

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  18. Princess Scheherazade 8 January 2016 at 08:47

    Lol... Nigerians no send anybody message.

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  19. Martins (GlossyMart Tech Gadgets 07037317400 or 08116202737)8 January 2016 at 08:47

    Olamide's response has also been remixed to so many different version..

    The funniest i have seen is

    "Every f*cking exam was A hit..from common entrace to WAEC to JAMB and Post UTME..Back to Back,Ko easy and Yet No first class..koni da fun ya Anybody..

    Then HOD replied: Egbon,if you want the certificate;come and collect..

    Nigerians tho;kikikiki..

    @MARTINS ABOY

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    1. ACE8 January 2016 at 10:14

      Hahahahaha@Aboy
      Naija no dey carry last.

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    2. Anu Funke8 January 2016 at 10:46

      Lmao

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    3. Unknown8 January 2016 at 11:41

      Lol I also love "Every fucking food I made was a hit. From pounded yam n egusi to amala n ewedu to fried rice. Back to back ko easy and yet the idiot never propose. Iyalaya anybody. Una no go kill person.

      Delete
    4. Cocoz8 January 2016 at 12:15

      Kikikikikikikiki

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    5. fresh roses8 January 2016 at 13:03

      Lwkmd

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    6. Jasmine8 January 2016 at 13:31

      Lmao

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    7. Whirlwind8 January 2016 at 18:07

      You guys are cray.

      Delete
  20. Omonigho8 January 2016 at 08:48

    Opportunity for business.

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  21. The Sexiest Mother Of This Blog8 January 2016 at 08:50

    Lol. What of leave trash for lawma?

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  22. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:52

    Lol....no tym for dulling

    #weldone sdk#

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  23. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:52

    Olamide's #LeaveTrashForLawma makes more sense.

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  24. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:53

    Leave trash for lawma came out the Next day.
    And some people wanted to beat themselves because of this fight while others were thinking of how to making money outta the fight.
    Have a nice day everyone

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  25. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:53

    Lol.... no tym for dulling
    #weldone sdk#

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  26. @amOwen8 January 2016 at 08:55

    Oboy.....I want one oh....lol


    *******happy birthday to me*****

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  27. PL THE GREAT8 January 2016 at 08:55

    Leave trash will sell better cos of the lingua.

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  28. Unknown8 January 2016 at 08:55

    Like I always tell people; Ideas do not matter, it is what you do with them that counts.
    And this one just counted.

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  29. Bee10(mummytwins)8 January 2016 at 08:56

    Naija no dey carry last!

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  30. Miss Ess8 January 2016 at 08:58

    Hahahahaha...

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  31. Yori Yori Princess8 January 2016 at 08:58

    Cant buy rubbish to wear instead i will go and buy JESUS LOVES YOU t-shirt

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    1. Unknown8 January 2016 at 12:47

      Chai,Aunty it's not that serious na,it's a joke....where art thy sense of humour???

      Delete
  32. Gbogbo Bigz girlz (GBG)8 January 2016 at 09:00

    This one will not catch joor.
    Too long.

    I love all the memes about Olamide's rant. Stella, you need to compile them. So funny.

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  33. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)8 January 2016 at 09:00

    Naija no dey carry last... So funny

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  34. Dark Horse8 January 2016 at 09:06

    Not so funny. As they say, everything is money in this country. We should wait for that LAWMA and TRASH T-shirt too

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  35. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:07

    Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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  36. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:11

    My naija! Not duling

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  37. Alexy Shehu8 January 2016 at 09:15

    Naah, it may not sell cos it's an invitation to robbers. Na so dem go trace you reach your house collect am.



    * Ayah Shehu *

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  38. SHYLA (Blessed ).8 January 2016 at 09:15

    Lol, Nigerian got no chill

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  39. Default Smile now a sweet mum of 2 Kings8 January 2016 at 09:15

    Jezzzzz

    65th comment 2016

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  40. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 09:16

    Leave trash for lawma will sell more.

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  41. Ghanaman8 January 2016 at 09:19

    Omo, i'm getting mine asap! This is funny & epic....hahahahahaha! See as dem even take time draw the car sef! Haahahaahaha!

    *Ghanaman signing out*

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  42. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 09:21

    I think the leave trash for lawma tee-shirt may sell better. Maybe because the message is more adaptable. Even without Headies, it's a stand-alone message.

    If you didn't listen to the Headies story from beginning to end you won't understand the tee-shirt up there.

    Thinking of buying two, one for hubby and me, so we can have some laffs when we go out. :)

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  43. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:22

    Lmao.

    Even 'Leave Trash For LAWMA ' shirts are out too.

    Naija no dey carry last.
    Second to last maybe, but not last.

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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  44. ziona8 January 2016 at 09:29

    Insults inspire Nigerians. Lol

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    1. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 11:13

      Think it's the other way round.

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  45. Ina8 January 2016 at 09:29

    Dry abeg. It's not every slogan Nigerians will make t-shirt for... They should have done for "leave trash for lawma". So not feeling this one.

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  46. Ice Queen8 January 2016 at 09:29

    Lol
    Hehehhehehehehe, it will definitely sell

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  47. Vivaciara8 January 2016 at 09:30

    All na hustle.

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  48. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:30

    Trust Nigerians they can never take last at all.

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  49. Cí8 January 2016 at 09:32

    I need one!!! Jazzy all the way...

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  50. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 09:32

    Lmao! Nigerians are funny shaa! Dats how on bastard boy I was liking oo ND even tot he is d one just messed everyfing up, from day one of d young relationship which is barely 3weeks old it has always been about sex sex sex! For dis nigga to wait he Jes kept disturbing upandan, I dint give in and nigga has gotten angry and has stopped talking to me o, even ignored my prayers wishing him a safe journey back to were he came from. Lwkmd! ThankGod he keeps exposing fake ass niggas

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    1. The General's Wife8 January 2016 at 10:14

      Hahahaha @ wishing him safe journey from where he came from.

      Little Mermaid u just cracked me up.

      Delete
    2. Teacher8 January 2016 at 14:02

      So because of ekene dili chukwu , benefits links or whatever transport e take come *pauses to adjust singlet* the equivalent in his mind was to sleep with you?

      Na alabaru (load carrier) sure pass for am, you for charter 3 to help am carry im igwogwo load , beg driver sef to drive carefully.
      All to male his exit as comfortable as possible

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  51. Leo Queen8 January 2016 at 09:35

    Don jazzy agbaaya.

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  52. NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN (foot loose and fancy-free) 8 January 2016 at 09:36

    You've gotta be kidding me!

    While this is very hilarious, I just hope it doesn't ignite an already extinguished flame?
    #justsaying#

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  53. yourstrulyblogposts.blogspot.com8 January 2016 at 09:38

    Nonsense

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  54. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:39

    Opportunist be making money while some people are breaking up coz of the silly fight

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  55. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)8 January 2016 at 09:46

    Smh!:

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  56. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:48

    Chai hehehe naija people no go kill me mbok

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  57. Unknown8 January 2016 at 09:54

    Mtchwwwwwwwwww.... too dry like harmattan wind. Nonsense

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  58. Lillysimple8 January 2016 at 10:48

    Lmao heheheheheh Don Jazzy don buy market

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  59. ****Bbjac****8 January 2016 at 10:52

    Lol. Our people no dey carry last. All na hussle

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  60. Anonymous8 January 2016 at 11:15

    Where is that chronicles lady? Please send one copy of this to your boo.

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  61. One trillion8 January 2016 at 11:25

    End time T-shirt

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  62. Unknown8 January 2016 at 11:32

    *Something draws his attention AMD with the chalice in his hands he turns around and looks at SDK blog*

    Hmmmmmm....
    Seems like a tough drama is about to unfold
    .
    .
    .
    *Sips Hennessey from the chalice and pays attention whilst adjusting concave lens*

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  63. Rare Gem8 January 2016 at 11:49

    I prefer the #backtoback memes - lmao

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  64. Unknown8 January 2016 at 12:04

    In advert i was taught something called KISS (keep It Short and Simple)e.g Leave Trash for LAWMA! I can't shout! iyalaya anybody. Baddosneh! Ibile for life. Biko what was that Don Jazzy said in reply again?.. too long to sink in jare. #street

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  65. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)8 January 2016 at 12:36

    SDK IN HOUSE NEW
    T-SHIRT NKO?

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  66. Tiny Papa8 January 2016 at 13:00

    Welcome to SDK

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  67. Jasmine8 January 2016 at 13:34

    Nigerians always represent

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  68. Unknown8 January 2016 at 14:29

    nice one, that is creativity

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  69. Unknown8 January 2016 at 17:38

    Naija no dey carry last.....#leavetrashforLAWMA coined by Olamide in one of his tweets during the saga t-shirts have been on sale since 2nd of this month

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  70. Moncoeur's behbeh8 January 2016 at 20:19

    #leavetrashforlawma is a back to back hits. It was spoken and it has come to stay.

    ReplyDelete

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