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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Tuesday In House News...

It's Tuesday and I love you!...You know yourself! ..lol





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LEARNING A SKILL
 Stella. I am in love with your blog. I have learnt a lot from your blog and I love the way you write.
Please I need to learn cake decoration so I can keep myself busy, I am a graduate still searching for a job. I am tired of staying home and not having money. Please if there is any blog visitor in Lagos that's willing to teach me for free I would be very grateful. My no is 08060243943



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APPRECIATION
Dear Stella,
i want to thank the bv who had lots of cloths to giveaway last week in Abuja. I logged in late and when i called i explained that i can use the cloths for maternity cloths since i havent bought any. She told me that she has always picked but because of my condition, she will keep some for me. Went on friday and she gave me some lovely clothes. Am really grateful to her. God bless her kind heart and grant all her desires, in Jesus name. Amen



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APPRECIATION
Hi Stella,
             
Firstly i will say thank God for this beautiful and lovely day,Stellalistic Stella thank you so much for this beautiful platform,may Almighty God bless,strengthen and give you more wisdom(Amen)Rebranded Awele, Classy and Sassy,La'Dia frocks,Hannah my name sake,Dabbie and Rosblis cakes n event this is my prayer for you guys  God will meet you all at every point of your needs (Amen)thank you for all the beautiful promise  .To all the bvs I really appreciate your advice thank you all  and God bless you(Amen).


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APPRECIATION FOR BIRTHDAY POST

Hello again Stella. This is to express my sincere appreciation to all BVs who showed love through their prayers on my daughter's birthday post, even without knowing me. I was overwhelmed and wowed. May the Lord bless you all richly.
I must also say, in as much as there are brutes, we sure have more of genuinely kind hearted people on this blog. To love me jeje and Queen of this blog....... Well, I read your comments, took a long look at my very lovely daughters ( I'm blessed with two of them) and felt nothing but pride. That a not so good looking woman like me could make such beautiful babies, is nothing but one of the wonderful works of the most high God. 
Stella sweerie, sorry to disappoint you. Your baby girl didn't want a barbie cake, she wanted a castle so I promised her she'll get it for her tenth birthday. 
Thanks everyone, Angel and I are truly grateful. May the Lord bless your kind hearts.



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Appreciating anonymous bv for curtain giveaway

Stellastical, may God bless you for this platform. I want to appreciate the bv that announced curtain and curtain-rods giveaway last week. I whatssapp her and she picked me to get it. I got it on saturday, and those curtains are beautiful, full set, just like new ones. This anon BV just clothed and beautified my family, may God be always there to cloth and beautify her in every situation. And I won't forget to say she is the nicest person I have ever met. Thanks. This pleases me more than money giveaway because each time I look at my living rooms, my heart will always go out in prayers for her beautiful soul. She was even asking me to take more from her kitchen utensils, but mehnn, my hand were already full.  Attached below are the pics...









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ACCOMMODATION NEEDED
Please I'm in dire need of a room or self contain apartment in Ogba or environs without agent fees. My budget is 45-60k. 
I can be contacted on 08127238492


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Corporate Ladies' Wears for Giveaway‏
Hi Stella. Please post this giveaway for some corporate shirts
(mostly almost new pamoni and TM)
Also UK corporate suits(trousers nd skirts). All sizes UK 12 and 14. I resigned from my place of work and into importation biz, hence the need for the giveaway. All still in perfect conditions. Anyone in need can call 08033778919 or watssap on same. Thanx Much!!


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Do you know about the vehicle speed limiter?
Yes it is true. Come February 1, 2016 the Federal Road Safety will  start inspecting all commercial vehicles for Speed limiters and failure to install this device on commercial  vehicles will lead to arrest and prosecution.
Let's support government efforts to reduce fatal  accidents on our highways by installing speed limiters so that speed can be restricted to pre set values on our vehicles.
This has become a law; so let's obey it.
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Support FRSC to make our roads safer.


Please manage this shoki for your good work
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APPRECIATION FOR 5K GIVEAWAY
Hi Stella, 
I want to appreciate Miss/Mrs ABIDEMI for 5,000 she gave to me as a student. May GOD always be with you,you shall never be barren in every aspect of your life.As you made me happy I pray GOD will make you happy in 1000 folds.
Am so grateful ma.GOD bless you so much.



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Advice To Bv In Need of 400k for Wedding
Hello Stella & bvn, how are you all doing? hope fine...cos I missed you guys. I've been AWOL from this blog since last weekend...welcome my patter of tiny feet on18/01/16. Decided to visit sdkb to see what I've been missing...I read that story of Fred and Ayo sent in by a bv and decided to share my 2cent of opinion and advice to the poster. 

Its a bit long but please read and learn something from it. I got married on the 2/5/15, to the love of my life, but life hasn't been easy for us. My husband is an orphan and the eldest in the family of 4 (all his siblings are under his care), I on the other hand, am fatherless. My dad passed away when I was 10years old. Grew up with a struggling widow trying to provide a better life for her children. I went through sec. school. and possibly obtained a diploma from state poly without help from so called relatives. 


My mom and my husband made that happened. I grew up the hard way, watching my mom struggling just to give her children the best. She got queried countless number of times for not going to work often, no one understood that she doesn't have t.p fare to go to work often, but we thank God she wasn't fired. Stella I cried the first time since my dad passed away when I got sent out in the middle of exams (WAEC) because I didn't pay school fees. I had to sit for another exams after 2 years bcos the result wasn't good. 


All this and more we suffered without any relative extending a helping hand to us. But when it was time for me to get married, the so called uncles and relatives resurfaced. My mom didn't deprive them from collecting my bride price, but what annoyed me the most was their show of shamelessness. They frustrated my husband that I cried for the second time after the exam incident. I cried because I was so angry and hurt by their level of audacity. I kept quiet bcos my mom begged me to. I know how my husband struggle and hustle  to pay my bride price. My so called uncles came and started saying that "ehn its not like we're asking the money for ourselves, the money will be used to buy household items for you" hausa people call it "gara", but its been 8months + now and I havn't even received a single item from them. 


We were able to save what we could for the wedding but it wasn't enough. My uncles demanded a bus being sent to the village to convey people to the wedding venue, they also demanded for other stuffs knowing fully well that my husband is an orphan. He was able to meet up with their demands and we had a successful wedding, because I also helped him out with what I had from  the contributions I got from family and friends, but that was the genesis of a new chapter of our lives. We realized the sum of N80,000 after the wedding. I didn't know that my husband incurred a debt of N130,000. 

He borrowed N100,000 from his best man and N30,000 from his neighbour. He paid his neighbour back her N30,000 and was able to pay back his friend the sum of N50,000. We were left with no kobo at our disposal. We started life afresh. We thank God He had some few accessories in his shop and he also does phone repairs. I didn't experience going for honeymoon cos we had no money. 


He goes out every day just to see that he puts food on our table. At this point we were ok with our situation until his best man started harrassing him for his remaining balance of N50,000. You truly don't know the true nature of man until money joins you two. He thought he had a considerate friend but reverse was the case. The guy so much frustrated him that I find it difficult to sleep at night and mind you I was pregnant then. I thought of asking for help from SDK BLOG on several occasions as am not always lucky with giveaways, but couldn't. 


My husband was able to do this weekly contributions, when it got to his turn, instead of stocking his shop, he took it and paid his friend (N30,000). He is still owing N20,000 which the friend is still frowning with him as if he doesn't want to pay intentionally. Up to this day, we haven't collected our photo album due to financial problems. Its been 8months + and I've given birth already but we're still not stable. We're  trusting God for His blessings upon our lives, for He has blessed us with our baby and will continue to bless us in all  aspects of life.

 I see a lot of stories here about women TTC and I just can't help but thank God for His mercy and love upon my life. I might not be financially buoyant but He has bless me in different ways. I pray to God every day to bless every woman TTC with the fruit of the womb. In every situation, give thanks to the LORD. So you see dear poster, its not the wedding that matters but the marriage. You said you just need 400k to complete your wedding plans, that means your budget is higher than 400k. Am not trying to discourage you but to advice base on what I've experience. Even if bvs raised that amount you're asking, do not spend it on the wedding but use it well after. Remain Bless.
 BV MIRIAM


Thanks for your long letter but she only said what she needed and i dont think she made it a must for anyone to contribute.What she was actually begging for was a cake giveaway from here but i decided to post her full mail after she explained some things to me
thank you for the advice.



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Z10 FOR SALE

I have a uk neatly used bb Z10 for sale.  It's 18k only and  phone is in lagos. You can get across to me on alexxyben@yahoo.com if you are interested.



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BAYELSA GOVERNMENT IS POLLUTING THE AIR FOR BVS OOOH.
 I am a student of the Nigerian law school in Yenagoa. For the past one week every night there is so much smoke every where in Yenagoa. At first we thought some people where burning their bush preparing for the farming season but after enquiries I found out that the state burns the dirt collected from the city instead of proper waste disposal. It is so bad; visibility is low it causes headache and there are people that it is affecting visibly plus those of us inhaling the smoke.
Please help us beg them o. .. let them stop this evil means of waste disposal and management



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PLEA FOR VOTES WITH SHOKI

Gud evening Stella. Pls help me to post this. I believe God can bless me through my baby. Pls I need everybodies vote. The voting is coming to an end this week. Place help me Pls vote for my baby for the cussons baby competition.your vote can make her the cussons baby of the year.voting is free. here is the link to my  baby's page: https://cussonsbabymoments.com/details/794 , please ensure you and your friends are logged on to your Facebook accounts before opening a fresh browser page to vote for my baby.
  
Please manage this small shoki  
4560590736598806 Mtn 
890855609812350 GLO. 
Thank you so much Stella.



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SHOP NEEDED IN ONITSHA

I'm need of a shop to rent in onitsha preferably ODOAKPU area.It should be between 5k or 6k per month.I want to use it for hairdressing salon.I will pay for one year and agreement.
Please i dont need shop inside inland town.D owner of d building must not be an onitsha indigene(I no fit shout oh).
Please call or send sms 08083004724
or e-mail@ onitshashop@gmail.com





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PROPERTY FOR SALE
This Property is suitable for Residential,Hospital,Hotel or School Residential Land Size: A Plot. Building Type: One Storey Number of Flats: 2 Description: 1 Units of 3 bedroom Flat, 1 Units of 2 bedroom Flats Land Documents: Certificate of Occupancy, Survey and Building Plan, Deed of Transfer. Location: Iginla Estate, Sango, Ogun. Asking Price: N15 Million. For Enquiries or Inspection  : +2348166612068, 08024231264. This a direct sale



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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE

Good day Stella.... I have a man diesel truck ( specific no 33.361 ) in benin city. fellow BV kindly patronise me. contact number 08037338049 thank you. 







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Landed property for sale
A 120 by 90(1 and a half plot) located in Ogun state, with a survey plan, a borehole is for sale. Asking price is 1m, it's negotiable. Kindly call 08054050079


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Training! Training!! Training!!!
Learn nails fixing and design, Pedicure, manicure and body massage or you can learn Ankara accessories with slippers and bag making at a 10% discount for SDKers. 
Other courses include beading, Catering & Baking.
Training starts this week at Ijesha, Surulere Lagos.
Call or whatsapp 08146729211


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FOR SALE

 I have a brand new LG top loader washing machone for sale. I bought it about a year ago but it was left unused in the original packaging. IIt costs about 45k but I am willing to sell for 40k or nearest offer as I urgently need money to complete the loan I took for my daughter's school fees. The washing machine is in Benin City and I can be reached on jalapenosplits@gmail.com or on 08071641424.
Thank you






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SNACK MAKER NEEDED
.Please bv's,I need someone based in ibadan who's into all sorts of snacks and ice cream making that can teach me and my sister at a reduced price.Contact line 08058140939,thanks.


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Asus X502CA 15.6" Laptop PC for sale.
Biko i have a laptop pc for sale. its an ASUS ultra slim and light laptop in perfect working condition. The specs are, 15.6" 16:9 HD (1366x768) LED Backlight display, Intel® Pentium® 2127U Processor, 4GB DDR3 1600 MHz SDRAM, 500GB 5400 RPM Storage, 1 x USB 3.0 port 2 x USB 2.0 ports 1 x HDMI, Windows 8 operating system, still has the charger that came with it from the oyinbo people when make am, battery life is still awesome(minimum 3hrs plus) and its lime green (sexy stuff).  I reside in benin city.

my contact: bbm 2B1620DF and whatsapp 08069471839





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2k5 Car hire at your service
Hello Madame stella, how are you and how has your day been? Pls help me post this my small biz I want to start on your blog for abuja residents and visitors. Do you need clean car for airport drop off and pickup, do u need someone to pick you up for your errands in town? Hotel pick up and drop off? Do you have goods or services you need to deliver, or your company based or not based in abuja needs a credible person for logistic and errand purpose.  Then you don't need to go further because 2k5 car hire service is there for you, all you need is to call or whatsapp kunle on 08053221724 bb pin 33070C20. We are here to serve you. Thanks
Adetunji Oluwaseyi


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RE-MEAL PLAN
Stella,we are indeed one big family here. I asked for a meal plan and you wnt believe i got more than enough. All thanks to Nwa amaka,Scullyluv,angel zone,sonyes signature,uzoma and so many more that reached to to me. Thank you  so much and may God bless u real good. Kicked off today and its gonna be one at a time. Thank you Stella


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PLEA FOR PATRONAGE
 I had the opportunity to learn cake making through a giveaway on this blog last year and I will be forever grateful for this. Please I want to implore our wonderful BVs in Ekiti to patronize me. Pre order ‎for ur valentine cupcakes, butter icing, fondant as well as uniced sponge cakes and chocolate cakes. The prices are affordable. Please contact on whatsapp 07050409916. Thank you so much. 


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SHOP SPACE NEEDED IN IBADAN
Please I'm in need of a shop space within Ibadan North. No specific area though but I'd prefer Bodija, Ring road, Mokola, Challenge, UI areas...  It should be facing the road and have a toilet within. I can be reached on 09054078047. 
Thank you.


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BV SCREAMS ''HOW CAN I HANDLE MY HUSBAND OOOH''
Hello stella
 Don't know where this fits but kindly help me post it. Bvs pls don't laugh as this is really a serious issue to me. I am married to a good, caring and loving man, he is a great dad to our two kids too but recently started getting on my nerves. He loves farting out loud intentionally when the children are there! He does this every night during our family time, if he doesn't, then maybe he is soooo tired from the day's work. 

To him, he is catching fun because our two years old laughs and gets excited when he does that, in short she waits for daddy to shoot out the loud sound from his buttocks every night if she isn't asleep before he arrives. I am trying to bring up well mannered and well cultured children and I don't want my children to start fartng loudly everywhere thinking it's a fun and normal thing to do, the both of them loves to copy what he does ie, the way he walks, talks and many other things because they are so fond of him. I have quarrelled with him numerous times and even threatened to tarnish his good image when his workers are there because he is well respected and behaves like a macho man outside but he says 'can't he be free with his own family again' and at that moment, force another one out. 

Tonight he will still come home and do same and our daughter will be hanging on his shoulder laughing and feeling excited. Please bvs advice me because I don't want my children going around  and doing what daddy does thinking it's a good thing because they really really love and adore their dad. He knows I don't like it but he won't stop.



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Contact us: 07035771226



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FRIDGE NEEDED
Hi madam Stella, please am a BV and am seriously in need of a fridge. Am a graduate  looking for a job.I sell soya milk,zobo and water so that i can feed ,I manage ice block cos I can't afford a fridge. Please fellow Bvn esp.Abuja residents please help me.I can be contacted with 09028690475


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USED CLOTHES FOR A SINGLE OR NEEDY MOTHER
Dear Stella, compliments of the season. I greet you and thank you for nearly always posting everything I've ever asked you to post. May God bless you richly.

Today, I want to give out some used clothes and footwear to a single mother or a young mother who is truly in need. I am talking about someone who is probably overwhelmed with children and family needs and cannot afford to buy clothes for herself at the moment. 
Please if you don’t meet this category, don’t ask for these things. I am pleading because I am led by the spirit of God to sow into such a person's life not just anyone. The things consist mostly of casual wears, a native attire and some foot wear. I wear UK size 14 and UK size 39/40 for the footwear. Pickup only. Lagos Island, Sangotedo (after Lagos Business School)
The person who meets this category can call me on 08172025123 and we can plan the pickup.

NB: Stella I'm also selling a bottle of lubricant namely Super Slick (250ml) for just N1500. Please I don’t sell this product in large numbers. I ordered for some bottles and it just occurred to me that I can't finish (side eye) them for a long time so instead of leaving it until thy kingdom come, I've decided to sell a bottle. It’s a very good product. You can read the review online at Amazon. I'll feel happier if I sold this to a married person. Ejo tori olorun, don’t make me aid fornication or adultery LOL. God bless. 



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GIVEAWAY FOR THOSE WHO WANT

I have the following used items to give away.
1)Nursing pillow
2)Changing mat for babies
3)Boys shoes( US size 9 and below)
4)Boys clothes
5)Diaper bag
6)Maternity Top-Size 10
7)Newborn diaper samples(these are obviously unused)
Pick up point is ikeja G.R.A.
Once u are ready for collection of any of the items,Please send whatsapp msgs only to 08091811564.
Thank you


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APPRECIATION
I want to say a very big Thank you to patra for the lonely shoe I got from her. May you continue to be a blessing. Thank you so very much.
Thank you Stella for this opportunity.
Bv Julián.


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Memo to Bv Chidera
I want to use this medium to reach out to bv chidera who was rejected by the other bv. I wouldn't mind if he can hook up with me. I'm a 28yr old single mum who hasnt been lucky with relationships. For me, It has always been a case of good girl meeting bad guys. Bbm pin 51531b92. Thanks Stella for this platform.



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BRIDAL MAKEUP  
Look good on a budget, you don't have to break the bank on your special day.
For ur bridal (strictly white weddings please)  and birthday makeovers in Owerri, pls contact me on 08114142658 at giveaway prices of 8k.  

In d spirit of love, I will also be doing a  bridal makeup for one bride on February 20th for as low as 5k. 

I also have some size 8 clothes to give away to any interested person. The first caller gets them... 




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RE-PLEA FOR SHOES AND CLOTHES
Hello Stella
 After posting my plea , bvs called but were all based in Lagos and I am based in Abuja, though a bv who is a fashion designer said she will send me some items through transport, and another said she will ask to see if anyone will be coming to Abuja from Lagos. Bv sisi eko and franka asked for my account details, and bv sisi eko yesterday credited my account with the sum of N5k, I couldn't believe it, I kept looking at the text after some time to be sure I wasn't imagining, another wonderful male bv sent me 500 recharge,if mtn keeps record they will be shocked lol, i cant thank you enough but my God will surely bless you, your pockets shall never run dry, his grace will continually reign in your lives, you shall never know lack. God bless you abundantly.


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IHG RESULTS
Hello SDK,

Beautiful harmattan day from Abuja.
The results have been collated below:

Total Number of comments= 159
Valid votes = 90
Invalid votes/comments= 69

Gist 1 Sweety:Nil
Gist 2 Goya oil: 3
Gist 3 Dog chase: 16
Gist 4 Kaka Palaver: 9
Gist 5 NYSC: 5
Gist 6 Madam garri balls: 3
Gist 7 Andrews liver salt: 4
Gist 8 Gorgeous is guilty: 4
Gist 9: Olympic came down: 1
Gist 10 Math result: 9
Gist 11 Rotating me: Nil
Gist 12 How the mighty have fallen: 34
Gist 13 Hunger pangs: Nil
Gist 14 Ekpe's fantasy : 2

None of the gist got up to the minimum required votes of 40, therefore we have NO WINNER! !

All the best next time.

Kisses
BV 'Cocoz'


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APP DEVELOPER WANTED ASAP
Am in need of a good Android and IOS app developer that is patient and
understanding.
Interested person or company can contact me on. eddiethomaswills@gmail.com




Signing out......
SDK.......KOSOROGUN laye laye  lo ruko JESU!
Ufedo-listic Korkistic Stellalistic  Isoko Diva.
Hehehehehehehehehehhehe

Abeg e do!...Not oh today nyansh face back!


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244 comments:

  1. Another day another IHN.. News no dey finish ? lol

    January is a bomb month lol Drama everywhere…

    Craving In house drama…any today???hahaha..

    *tearbra*tearpant
    Joblesshousewife

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    1. Moringa powder (09096202616)26 January 2016 at 14:53

      Bv with husband stuff. The children will outgrow it with time and it won't be funny to them again. It will stop soon.

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    2. Moringa powder (09096202616)26 January 2016 at 14:59

      Thank you Stella for yesterday. God bless you plenty

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    3. I pray that God touches someone to help me with the sum of 20k to complete my house rent in school. For I can't face this humiliation from my friend again

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    4. Thank God for the givers. God bless everyone.

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  2. Wao! Wao! Wao! It's been a hot day filled with super hot gist. Celebs keep it coming since bvn's has refused to bring drama. Enjoying it

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    1. Loool... The Onitsha shop BV that dosent want an Onitsha Indegene as the Shop owner... Nne, I understand u wela... No try Onitsha Indigenes ooo they will finish u and ur generations

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  4. BLOGBRITY is a FEMALE
    BLOGBRITY sees something on the internet that annoys her
    BLOGBRITY overlooks it
    BLOGBRITY is smart
    Be like BLOGBRITY

    Sent from my iPhone

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    1. Who blogbrity don help? Lol.
      Hawa u babes?

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    2. Smart ke? And you don't know the meaning of 'field day?'
      Naaaa you are an Olodo rabata

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    3. Blogbrity na olodo. Blogbrity dey jobless. Blogbrity no sabi english. Blogbrity abeg notice me no be work joor....kikikikikikikikikiki.have a field day blogbrity. Sent from my. Nokia 3310

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  5. Today is a very good day for me

    Lemme not be negative


    Lord I need you now than ever

    The anger In me can cook beans

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    1. You want to learn cake decoration and you don't want to pay 1kobo
      Even in you tube you don't learn for free
      Cos you make use of Internet

      God bless the giver and the receiver

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    1. D worst thing tht can happen to a couple is to borrow money 4 wedding. Two years after now and we r stillrecovering frm the debt

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  7. Nnnaaaaa keeeee nke na emenu. Ogini na afio ? Ya kpotuba....

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  8. First to comment. Oya make una tell me congratulations

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    1. Inukwa congratulation, afo anu

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    2. This idiot Ada today again? Because you changed ID? Forever troublesome? Your cup go full here today. Better leave Love me Jeje alone

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    3. Lmao!!!
      Your comment got me in stitches...

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    4. No need to hide under anonymous Mr plumber (Ghanaman), show your self.

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  9. I luv IHN

    I luv d SDK family

    I luv d matriarch of d SDK family a.k.a Stella nwunye Korkus

    We r so closely knitted into one *lovestruck*




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    Dear Lord am still expectant!



    BVns partaking in fast ds January pls remember stunning slim shady in prayers. Its well wt me!



    *2016 my year of accelerated promotion*


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  10. Tuesday IHN....

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  11. Welcome ihn..let d drama begins...

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  12. In house newss.
    Haaa Shoki, na me and u today walahi.



    ******LONG LIVE SDK & SDKERS******

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  13. IHN IS HERE.....

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  14. Amybaby tnx baby. My boogie ***trinity*** busy much abi? Slow day at work today.

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    1. Busy o! Very slow day! Don't know when I'm leaving here today! I'm just running in out of sdk today. Will check mail in case you've replied later!

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  15. According to a recent survey, the country with the highest sex duration was Nigeria with 24 minutes per session.
    But what Uberfacts doesn't know is that Nigerian men actually spend the first 20 minutes begging the Nigerian babe!!!

    Una Good afternoon!
    *GHANAMAN signing out*

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    1. Plus the next 3 minutes fumbling with the condom and the last minute to attempt to ejaculation.
      Mtsheww Teamwhitegentlemanlyguys

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    2. So you last 4 minutes? OMG.... #BYE

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    3. So True.... Sex Between a Naija Guy And Babe Isn't Always Spontaneous........Na With Begging. Lol

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  16. Plz who will heat me up with a glo card, sub abt to expire oo. No job yet ooO

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  17. Madam, whats d big deal with ur hus farting loud... u no get problem
    Jst tel d kids, n let dem realise he is only doing it cos he is home, he doesnt do it outside or in public

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    1. That's eeeh... I don't really get why she's complaining... She sounds like a strict mum tho

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    2. If you know how farming publicly irritates me ehn, I can almost scratch out the persons eyes.

      Plus scratching their dicks and armpits and picking their noses as if they are planting maize.

      Sometimes you have to ask if some guys were raised in the zoo.

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  18. Best blog ever......teamsdk...

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    1. Bv farting husband : that shouldnt cause issues for you. Let him be. Just keep telling your kids that it wrong.

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  20. IHN on time... God bless SDK and SDK BVs

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  21. Good day ....welcme inh news

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  22. Joro's call out to gbemi made my day, she obviously didn't see this coming. Stupid oap thinking because they gave them mic and radio bandwidth they have the right to talk trash about people. Cobweb tohtoh lol wicked combo of brutality and fatality. Toolz let this be a warning to you, face ur whore mongering future husband and stop gossiping to loud porous mouths. As for those thinking Tania omotayo has broken up with wizkid, think again cos so long she has role models/advisers in the persons of annie desperado idibia, freda gwegwegwe francis and lola cradle snatcher omotayo okoye she will stick to wizkid with the hope of marriage. After all that is her claim to fame

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  23. Please is there any food that can increase sperm count within a short duration. the doctor said that no drug can increase sperm count but just mortality.. Please help....TTC lady

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    1. Pap and peak milk

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    2. Kunu, Akamu with enough milk, yoghurt etc

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    3. Fruits n vegetables intake helps a lot, then buy cap sperm load its a drug to be takiing 2x daily for 2weeks, buy cap Asthymin to be taking 1 daily for 2weeks. Ur case is settled. Honeybell.

      Delete
    4. Blogbrity olodo

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    5. Hit me up, I can consult with baba and mix up sometin for you.

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    6. Yes.in Ghana the local fertility folks use cashew but and tiger nut.I don't know the name for tiger but in local language abeg.let your man eat cashew nuts as if his life depends on it and see what happens.good luck

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  24. I'm preparing peppered snails and roasted plantain. Pitakwa style. Will send Stella the recipe when I'm done.Hope I won't add 10kg before I resume work.
    Who's coming for lunch?

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    1. Me!! But I don't want the roasted plaintain! I'm not a plaintain kind of girl

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    2. Do you buy your snails already washed? Been looking for a place for that. Wanted to buy at oasis supermarket but it was already turning green.

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    3. Blogbrity sdk rat.

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    4. Oh my lord! That's my fav...
      Share some with me naa.

      World Anointing Night on my mind?! I can't wait...

      I trust My EBENEZER..

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    5. Sweet mother you are wicked oo. Lol
      Why will u just narrate something like this anyhow.
      *gulps saliva.

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  25. Abeg naa those that have stuff for sale I'm tired of calling and hearing sorry I stay in lagos, uyo, uk.Abeg pity us and write ur location naa? How many times will we tell u?

    Some makeup artists will advertise u can check us on instagram for our pix instead of putting pix here, when I open I know I can make myself up better.Abeg stop all this youtube learning and wasting our mb asking someone to go on a journey that will never end.

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  26. I love this year

    The drama keep coming

    Who's next?

    Me I deh move from Glory to glory..that's where I am going

    @Galore

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  27. Epistle on top plea for 400k for wedding. The tori too long nne. Una doh.

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  28. Thank God for d gift of life.

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  29. I love this year

    The drama keep coming

    Who's next?

    Me I deh move from Glory to glory..that's where I am going

    @Galore

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  30. Please aunt Stella check your mail nah, please help me pls

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  31. Ladies in the house.
    Please is it OK for my babe to always swallow the liquid after I come?that's after sucking the dk very well. Is it OK for her health? Have any of you swallowed it before?
    Is there any side effects? I want to advise her accordingly.
    ... The Hoe Boss...

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    1. Google and is your friend

      Delete
    2. Irritant!
      Nobody send you here, so stop the rotten talk already, lowlife!
      If we scan u now, shi shi u no get.

      Delete
    3. Asking the same stupid question everyday
      Don't you get tired of this stupidity?
      Try something else mbok!

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    4. No side effects except you have an std.but does she have to swallow?when I suck my man to come,let him drop everything in my mouth then i go spit in the sink then brush and use mouthwash after.

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    5. Not relevant to advise a ghost. Don't bring up stupid question here next time. I know you are poor and can't buy mb to google, always hustle for shoki here. Invest the time you used in coming to other menial jobs like Ghanaman just did.

      Delete
  32. Anytime he pollutes in front of d kids again, give him a dirty slap.

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  33. i swear some people are fast!!! i came today prepared to load at least one card. lo n behold, 2:01pm all already used by another customer! damn!!

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  34. Madam single mom do you know if chidera wants a single mother? Not all men do. Let's respect ourselves

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    1. Abi o. Desperados evrywhere! Well her luck fit shine sha we dey watch.

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    2. Blogbrity aki awusa

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    3. Blogbrity, I understand you're trolling and catching fun but it should be restricted to certain comments.

      Which one is single mothers group? So one can't comment in peace again?

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    4. Meant no harm trinity. My apologies ma'am. Love u.

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  35. Ok o. God bless the givers first before the beggars.

    147 comment 2016

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    1. Beware of blogbrity sdk blog rat maka lassa fever

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  36. Hahaha farting competition lolz, not funny he has to stop.
    I came to read comments...

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  37. Thank God January is almost over. The longest month ever... choi, abeg abeg, I can't just wait.
    Meanwhile, chilling and waiting for correct gist/ drama to unfold. Bored and tired .

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  38. The bridal makeup girl I don't understand ur makeup, ok welcome IHN, let me go and read properly. Brb

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  39. IHN is here...... Stella boo boo

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  40. Some bvs can sha take things personal, you would Decide to write epistle and send to Stella, so u think the advice we gave to the lady needing 400k wasn't enough abi.


    Hahahaha @ the bvs husband farting in the presence of the kids, am not sure the matter is that serious y bring it here biko discuss it with him so he sees ur point of view. That should solve it.

    Stella I can see ur happy no one won the ihg. Side eye

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  41. I think there are some forces that won't just let me be great

    Everytime I see artificial eyelashes on girls, I'm always screaming I want! But when I fix it its always as if a heavy umbrella is covering my eyes.

    If I fix am for afternoon, I must remove it before going to bed and fling it out the window

    The thing tire me oh

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    1. Chi exotic, I'm also in ur shoes. I have long given up on fixing eye lashes. I only fix wen I have a special occasion and remove it the day after d occasion. First they said maybe I fixed one that was too long, then I decided to go for d shortest one but it was still same.

      I guess the people that said beauty is pain, were saying the truth, it's either u endure or go natural.

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    2. Not all that is good for the goose is good for the gander

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    3. So how does the lashes stops u from being great. Una really funny for this blog.

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    4. #ogbanjemember
      You don't put wig on a wig.

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    5. Awon Ogbanjes. Eka Joy and Chi Exotic two Ogbanje girls, dem no dey wear wig on top wig

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    6. Then save yourself your natural lashes bc each time u pull out u loose some strands of natural lashes not to talk of pulling forcefully...

      I don't fish artificial lashes not bc I don't love it, I do in fact I admire it on people but my Shakata no just reach for lashes and nails.. I don't even rem they exist..

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    7. Haahahahahha Chi Exotic no go kill me. Na by force to fix? Hope you don't patronize under bridge vendors.

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  42. Baby Lafreshest,la soft,la sweet
    Nwa Amaka the lady with a great personality
    Blogbrity the fearless troll n sweetheart
    I love you guys die. Love una scatter. Missed you all like mad.

    Shout out to
    Emjay
    Olori isis
    Kween bee
    Mummy sinach
    Ideato bride and to all lovely bvns.

    Nwa Aba and Lucinda Maya,aturu Kenya....my eyes are on you guys.

    Lemme read now and comment.

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    1. Welly come hunnie...
      Hope ua back to stay oooo

      Missed u scarra

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    2. Welcome bck sweetie, hope u bought chichi for me?

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    3. Welcome back love.

      Lwkmd @aturu Kenya. I don't know the meaning though but it's funny

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    4. Choi! So omasiri love me like this! Greetings to you babes!
      Where is nwa amaka?

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    5. Omasiri++++ show me your friends and I will show you who you are. Lobatan

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    6. Blogbrity sdk rat

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  43. Thanks so much Stella. Pls I need every bodies vote. My baby's name is alozie success chinenmerem. God bless you Stella.

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  44. Hello TGW, hope you can learn how to read and comprehend before rushing out to drop your spineless comments. You don't even understand twitter handles and was all over that epic Gbemi's post mentioning Mr. Alakija. Olodo rada rada

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    1. I don't like faceless drama jor

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    2. TGW only knows how to fuck and suck prick leave her alone an Engr that graduated from school without knowing Jack in mathematics is a who?

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    3. Because Richee na wetin your Papa name you abi. Brain dust.

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  45. Mschew network be acting up lyk winchy winchy once its time for IHN.


    God bless all d givers on ds blog. May ur well of blessing neva run dry.

    Bvn whose baby is taking part in d cussonsbabymoments contest so na only two networks pere u fit send. Isiokay. Make we manage small shoki okwaya. *rme*

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    1. Manage the two networks for the now
      I believe there are more to come

      Btw are you using Glo?
      Cos glo na demon them be oh

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  46. Where is the anonymous that wanted to giv us gist on jenny and ken abii dave or s it patric?*d americana*ejor"hai ham waiting"

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  47. Madam birthday post ... park well jare.

    Thank God to those who have helped one way or the other. God lift you all higher.

    The woman that did her wedding, May God help and bring succour to your life and marraige. You will have the money to pay your bestman. Just continue giving thanks to God.

    One man's meat is another man's poison. Oya ooo Chidera... another fine babe is looking for you for friendship.

    congrats once again to all.

    who wants to join me to eat roasted yam, kpomo and fanta ooo. very sweet.

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    1. Yes, I am parking right under your comment. I know your type..... Cruella.

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  48. God bless my household..
    God bless the givers...
    Loooool @farting husband, let him know how this may affect your kids..

    For bridesmaid dresses, click my name to order

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  49. Bv chidera, if u like, reject this one too like u were rejected then I will know y'all are not ready for relationships.

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    Replies
    1. ahh ann...if the guy doesnt want baggage nko? Do you want a man with kids too?

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  50. Please Catholic brethren, where can I buy a rosary ring (I think that's what they're called.

    I'm not sure if I can walk into just any Catholic church and buy, please advise.

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    1. Yes you can just walk into a catholic church and buy..that you are a catholic or non catholic isnt written on your forehead. Yes..it's called a rosary ring..and while you are at it..meet the priest to bless it for you. The priest are most accessible for blessing ornamentals after masses..morning or evening.. You are welcome

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  51. A bvn asked yesterday on one of the posts hw she could send Stella nwunye Korkus a mail. Wella Stella"s email addy is Sdimokokorkus@gmail.com. Remember d 1st alphabet in d email address is a Capital S and not small s.

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  52. Shop for rent in onitsha biko nne what have my people done to u to make u no fit shout? Ndo inugo

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  53. To those that wants to slim down. I drank green tea with sometimes 2 lemon (oso wewe) and i am looking tush. I slim down no be small. But you have to be drinking green tea everyday ooo. No easy. Try it for the next 6 months you will see how you will look like. Your tummy will be trim.

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    Replies
    1. Your size 14is what you call tush? Love me je je. Well I guess if you look at where ya coming from sha.

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  54. Washing machine top loader old model for 40k when various new models of LG had flood the market,don't worry,u will sell!

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  55. God bless the givers and the receivers.

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  56. Farting husband


    Beta go and rest your head
    Even my dad does it n no one sees it as a big ish

    Usually when he farts my younger ones will say Daddy God bless u. So why is it a big deal..

    Thank god he doesn't have a sickness that will cause u to pray for him to fart.

    U can still train them not to fart in public places leaving ur husband to catch his fun

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  57. Bvn JHW worrapun today? Kikikikiki. Were u tearing pants n bras n forgot it"s 2PM abi no free wifi today?

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  58. Na wa my people please which insecticide una dey use for ya habitat?

    Raid, Baygon, Mobil just be like blood tonic for these insects in my area.

    Everytime zzzzz zzzzz zzzzz. Even after spraying for ten minutes...the smell go just be like call to action for them.... and no I don't live near a stream.

    I yam tired.

    Onos.

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  59. If you have a large sized fridge for sale, gently used, please drop your comments under mine. Location Lagos.

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  60. God bless the givers....
    Life sha.....
    Someone doesnt want Chidera, Another wants him....... Na so Life be

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  61. Got a headache!

    Bn laughing too much since today.
    And I now Went and remembered "he doesn't have hands but used his head to play ogene.make dem kukuma cut off the head.

    Chai.make I go come Abeg.

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  62. I loooooove how Gbemi the OAP just shut those, 2 kids with silence.

    That is how I deal with people like that, with silence.

    It just makes them look sooo stupid. And even e dey pepper for body plenty. Lollll

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  63. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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    Replies
    1. SEX IS NOT FOOD
      He will soon fu*k you to death.

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  64. Bv that the husband farts, me i thought i was overreating when i complain about somethings dh spits like a pregnant woman everywhere most especially in the morning it's pretty annoying amongst other things, i don't want to bring up my child in those ways i don taya, can't even bring myself to kiss him...

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    1. Please pack out lemme come in and take over. Drop his contact. Thanks.

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  65. Ihn has landed.

    Pls let there be drama. E Don tey.

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  66. Stella, what are u saying? That woman was only advising the bride to be. This is naija. I can bet my lunch that the bride's family is giving her tough time hence the need for the cash. Let her stand her ground and don't allow them use her husband. She should be wise. Cake giveaway indeed

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  67. Bv Miriam...
    If I talk wetin dey my mind to u ehn, u might cry the 3rd time. #Aswear.
    The good tin abt ur story is u don learn ur lesson.
    And to d very silly lady looking for 400k to throw a party, I pray dat ur eyes open, so u can av an understanding.
    Imagine, u are begging to feed ppl for ur own wedding, una no dey shame. If u love ur man so much, y not wear ur best gown, n ask ur man to iron his best coat, and u ppl shld exchange bible n snap pics.... Telling him to promise u a better wedding ceremony in future.
    U want to incure debt on d poor guy, n ruin ur marriage b4 it begins bah?

    The madam wey her hubby dey release mess anyhow.
    Madam goan rest ooo, he be like say u wan pull devil balls.
    Its not dat serious abeg, my father does exactly what ur hubby does, just tell ur children dat daddy is a dirty boy, n dat dey shldnt do it outside, children no right from wrong.
    relax.

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    1. The fact that your fathers and brothers fart up and down does NOT make it right. It is not acceptable.

      That's why y'all go abroad and they treat you like jungle animals. Why not? When you behave like classic pigs.

      No one dares try that shit around me. You wanna fact, go farm with your kind where they'll inhale that awful smell like a blessing.


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    2. I need his contact.

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  68. God bless the givers and help the receivers HOW I MEET HIM

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  69. Madam free ur oga o!
    No go shoot urself in d foot cos of fart.

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    1. Tell her or any other complainant to drop their husband's contact. Tnx

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  70. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  71. Wife of farting husband free him na, you will teach the children later but like you pointed out he is macho outside he wants to be himself at home , can he put up a front outside and in his own home put up a front again ? A beg find the book fascinating woman and read .......his kids love it , he loves it , but because you want to be prim and proper you won't let him rest , so long as it pisses you off he won't stop , best thing is to join in the fun and before you know it he will find another toy

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    1. I've told her to drop his conAct. Lemme manage d darting husband.

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  72. Farting is allowed in his house, I beg free the man jare lol.

    Givers never lack;keep giving...

    How much does it take to register a business enterprise with CAC? I need a lawyer who can help out pls. Kind drop your contact or reach me on 07066322103. Thanks.

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  73. He brought me up also out of an horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings.

    And he hath put a new song in my month, even praise unto our God: many shall see it and fear and shall trust in the lord.

    Psalm 40: 2-3

    BM Nwa Amaka, you are such an angel. I see people thank you often due to your kind gift to them. God bless you.

    To all the givers, May God enrich your life.

    To the BV whose hubby farts, please allow the man to be free in his home jor ***wink

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  74. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  75. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  76. I just need miracle to happen O Lord...I need this morning badly

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  77. Is there anything/cream I can use to cure my enzyma, it's all over my body

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  78. Hmmm, God is wonderful @Bv Chidera the Chronicles poster. May God bless Stella for this platform.
    Waterlilly.

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  79. SDK blog is the bomb
    SDK is the Bomber
    SDKERS are the Bombed

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  80. i have missed ihn #mamawonder#

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  81. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  82. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

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  83. IHN rocks

    Going back to bed


    No strength for drama. Keep it cute guys.


    XOXO MYSTERY

    ReplyDelete
  84. Iyawo oniso, I feel your pain. Unfortunately, most people here will tell you you don't have a problem. I had one idiat boyfriend like that who would wait until food is served to fart. The more angry I was the more he continued till I disgraced him one day. I served his mum and when she asked why I wasn't eating, I said her son had farted in the food. I'll never forget the look on his face. Suffice to say, we each went our separate ways because of iso.

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  85. Having parents as if I no get parents at all!! Dropped out of school, I learned photography..still yet,things are still tough for me! to even get professional camera na waec.. Just tired of this life sef...

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  86. That farting aloud where people are is just not it at all. I hate it too. keep talking to him.

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  87. With make-up every girl is pretty and without it nko?

    Must you tell us what you suffered just to advice someone. #400 budget My advice to you is to get a job or teaching job to help your husband because I see you coming here to beg soon. God will lift you if you walk with HIM.

    So Nigeria doesn't have 'SIZE' everytime I open IHN I must surely see I wear UK/US size, make una fear GOD o, we have Nigeria sizes 36,37,38,39, etc

    GOD BLESS THE GIVERS
    GOD LIFT ME UP PLS.

    GOD I THANK YOU PLENTY

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  88. IHN!!! Here I come nigga hold me cuz I am abt 2 unleash d dragon. Back 2 d mata,som1 said somtin abt air entering her tummy 2ru vjay or tommy wen its not well covered.Well it happens 2 me,I mean air entering 2ru my tommy.Wot I do is dt I used blue seal vaseline,I use it 2 mask my tommy & d pain will disappear but d air will go out as fart.After applying vaseline ,cover ur tommy wit cloth or wear cloth dt covers ur tommy.The same tin is applicable to a child dt coughs in d night or cold enters his tommy just rub it on his ribs & tommy & wear him cloth dt covers well.Try it & c.It has work 4 me 4 yrs.Stella abadie.Pls over look any error

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  89. IHN!!! Here I come nigga hold me cuz I am abt 2 unleash d dragon. Back 2 d mata,som1 said somtin abt air entering her tummy 2ru vjay or tommy wen its not well covered.Well it happens 2 me,I mean air entering 2ru my tommy.Wot I do is dt I used blue seal vaseline,I use it 2 mask my tommy & d pain will disappear but d air will go out as fart.After applying vaseline ,cover ur tommy wit cloth or wear cloth dt covers ur tommy.The same tin is applicable to a child dt coughs in d night or cold enters his tommy just rub it on his ribs & tommy & wear him cloth dt covers well.Try it & c.It has work 4 me 4 yrs.I 4got 2 add dt in d morning,u will shit hot poopoo & daz all.Stella abadie.Pls over look any error

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