London Tatafo - Season 5

Love is in the air,and London Tatafo ain't left out. Love conquers all things.. except amebo though!!

Yes oh!

Some of you will say..."Tatafo, why is it always husband snatching drama that you always talk about"? Truth is, most of the drama around here always has to do with men and women talk.. na wetin tatafo see tatafo go tell una.

‎OK, today now, let tatafo introduce to you this "Facebook entrepreneur celebrity"...  hmmmm.. wonders they say shall never end. See ehn, only God will judge some people and their fake lives. Reason is, they have led so many gullible people astray. While some of them have brought nothing but tears into the marriages and homes of their passive followers. They preach one thing but do the opposite.

Now let tatafo explain...

This London based babe is known to always form "busy" on Facebook. Lousy? You bet. All in a bid to form  conglomerate, She'll tell you that she sells hair, sells makeup, does makeup, sells cream, even comedy join sef. Ahn ahn na wetin. How does one sell comedy, you may ask? 

Well, this lady who operates from the SE of London claims that she's also a stand up comedienne who comperes events.*** deep sigh**  Not only that, she also operates a Vlog on Facebook, constantly preaching morales and calling out everyone else but herself. 

Pot calling kettle....

She's supposed to be a married woman with kids, but one wonders why she's not living an exemplary life. Forget about how she constantly shoves herself on people's faces for attention, and how she cannot speak English correctly. Forget her H factor, and we shall not be dwelling on her gbagaun today. 

You haven't seen her videos? Ewo.. viewers discretion is advised.  

Tatafo has attended a few events where she was the "Mc".. and ermmm.. Tatafo doesnt think that she has found her calling just yet. Somebody should please advice her to stop punishing people with her dry recycled jokes. It's not just fair. 

Now to the crux of the matter.

We can tolerate this lady and her English, but not when she is depriving another woman the joy of her marriage. No, we won't accept that. Like tatafo earlier explained, this lady claims that she's a showbiz personality amongst other things.. so she's always at every event in town. There's a popular DJ in London whom she engages in various party activities. At first it seemed to many like they had a normal business relationship.. not until the DJ's wife cried to all that cared to listen, that this lady is sleeping with Dh oh! Na so trouble start.

Trust Tatafo to dig deeper into the matter and what tatafo discovered was DAZZLING for 'DAIS'!

This Dazzling facebook business woman is even unapologetic about her husband snatching game. Tatafo gathered that she's married with kids but her DH has no say over her..if you like report to her DH, na so he go dey look your mouth.  Hence, she does whatever she likes. She has been traced to different hotels and coded hideouts with the said DJ. Tatafo and co heard that many of her friends who used to live in the same neighbourhood with her had to relocate, for fear of their husbands being snatched by this lady. As she's always trying to initiate "business " with other people's husbands.

When tatafo asked the DJ's wife the step she took after finding out that her hubby was sleeping with this lady, with all the evidences she gathered, she said that her husband started to beat her. 

She said that there was a time she confronted this lady, but it didn't end well. As her husband and the snatcher gave her a joint beating of her life, that she ended in the ER.  

Tatafo also found that the DJ is just one out of many men that she's having affairs with. So you that is reading this, yes YOU, your DH might just be among these men too.

But one thing explains it all...

Her friends come whisper say na correct ja...... in action. I asked how they could be so sure.. one told me that the next time I see this Facebook celeb, I should take a closer look at her wrist..say she dey always wear one red coral for hand.. that therein lies her seductive powers to take any man she wants. 

Whosai!!

Anyone seen that wrist bead??

They also revealed that she has so many incisions all over her body, that any man that mounts her will dance to her tune. Na so dem go dance begin dance  like frog !!

Men oh men, who go come save una??

One amebo also said.. "Tatafo, for this London? Who born the man? You must fall for her wide hips or Else, she go call her mama for naija for you. Her mother is a known....*cough cough **.. straight from Mushin. "

Omo mama oniresi... wetin that one mean??

... when she's at events, she starts to roll her waist seductively to get these men's attention. *rolls waist to demostrate* Gbam...look her way and you get hooked!! Wait o.. could being an event compere be a strategy she adopted so to easily catch her preys? Hmmmmm

But we can't blame these women all the time can we? 

These men too get for hand. If Mr DJ was facing his job, how the jazz for catch am? Anyway, Tatafo simply told his wife to resume prayers backed with correct dry fasting, as only God can restore her marriage.

One day monkey go go market loss for road.. it doesn't end here.. but I'll stop for now.

Who will be Tatafo's 'Falentine'? 

See ya next week.


*This tatafo sef,try mind ya business nau,ah ah!...Na wah....amebo no let you see road get Valentine.