This might look funny to you but it is the relationship ISH some people are going through and has even led to breakups...
Who is wearing this shoe?
If i cannot tell him ''shut up'' and we both laugh about it then there is
no need oh,that is my mentality.
Someone stopped talking to me cos he was older and i had told him
''Oh come on darling,shut up''..LMAO.
*I am flying with the fam and will only make new posts when i have time,so lets g there!!!.
Riding solo
ReplyDeleteIf u don't play with ur partner once in a while,then u are on a long tin.....my play no here ooh
DeleteI like it when i have a playful partner, and we playfully call ourselves all sort.
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Lmao
DeleteI can't do without calling him ode or my favorite fool😩
Those are normal language nau when u and boo are flowing well. Yea I tell boo shut up someone when we re joking and we just laugh over it.
DeleteI think it depends on the way it is used
DeleteOmoladun seems cultured. I CANT CALL MY MAN ODE OR RETARD OR SOMETHING EXTREME,I WAS BROUGHT UP NOT TO USE SUCH WORDS.
DeletePortable Viv abeg come play with me o.
DeleteSorry o, I can't call anyone I'm in a relationship with names. Doesn't matter the situation. It's a huge turn off for me. There has been an instance where a guy I was attracted to, insulted me so much (playfully of course) and I had to start insulting him back. The attraction died a very fast death. He is still attracted to me but has no idea I don't feel that way about him anymore.
DeleteI am playful but I won't call you names and for God's sake, don't call me names either. My parents didn't even bring me up to call people names. Haba!
Life is not hard but I can't call my husband ode. We play a lot but don't use that sort of language😎.
DeleteThere is a HUGE difference between joking* and insults*!
DeleteCalling your spouse disrespectful names is NO joke!
That being said, FRIENDSHIP is the bedrock of every happy union! Study your partner and grow your OWN friendship your own way and NOT what people think should be fun* cos unseriousness* is reigning!
If you like go home and call ur hubby ode or bastard and say stella said... OYO is ur case!
The day I said it here that my hubby and I mess around a lot, that he calls me "bitch" when we are joking. Some stiff necks on this blog started to convulse with their foamy mouth, they called for my head on that day ehn.. as if that'll change anything. Ahahah.. I just dey laugh o. Na so they start to troll me, thinking I'd budge..yinmu
DeleteBut Like seriously, can life be this difficult for some people? It's an individual thing I beg. To each his own, when we are serious we know we are.. but heck, when u are married to ur friend, you've got NO boundaries with them.. cos they'll understand you. I on the other hand can just call him "silly".. that's about the only word I use though. Nothing more serious than that.
Loosen up a bit people, life isn't that difficult abeg.
Whirlwind how u doing?
Infact, DH calls me 'bitch like you' and I call him 'dickhead or dick like you'. He says somethings that cracks me up or making jest of me and I will say 'idiot' while laughing
DeleteSometimes when he is picking me up somewhere and am by the road side, waiting for him, he will pull up and say, hi bitch can I take you home, I will lean and say 50k per night, he will say 'on top what, waving his hand. Lolll.
Sometimes, I do that first,leans on d window and say, hi, can you give me a lift home?
Pls, life isn't that hard abeg!
Sis Eko nice one jare, @ Rose chop kiss
DeleteAll the anon mode hypes are for wat na agbaya sisi eko?
DeleteSafe flight stells...cant do those with hubby,its not just in us
ReplyDeleteSo do you guys laugh at all ?
DeleteWhat a sad marriage
DeleteThis is my relationship oh..... my boo almost broke up with me because of good morning,good afternoon n goood evening.... He say i no dey great am good morning for whatapp before we start gist in the morning.......and see me thinking that he probably found out i was scamming different toasters and collecting money
DeleteSame here, can't do it with my hubby. I cant be angry or raise my voice a bit.
DeleteAm very playful and can also be a serious person. Infact I cnt marry a mean person
DeleteU people should scarry ur seriousness to ur village abeg,hian
DeleteAnonymous it's not a sad marriage. What is good for others may not be good for u. Some men are not into that kinda thing but can be great lovers. My huby can't deal with such joke and I respect it. It shouldn't be an ish at all. And we are cool like that. Nd he is the best guy I hv known my entire life.
DeleteWe joke alot. As long as it isn't meant to demean the other. Who seriousness epp? I can't be with a serious man.
DeleteI can relate to this once. I told him oh please shut up, na so guy man take it word serious oooo.
ReplyDeleteLife is too sweet to take little things too seriously. Abeg I cannot come and die untop little things.
That was how I told my bio "gbenu so un" na so the guy binu oh. I just said ahaaa! Egbon e na binu.
DeleteI miss my ex. We can laugh and insult each other. We make fun of everything but I guess we are not meant for each other or we might meet in heaven. Continue to rest with the Lord sweetheart. I still love you.
I cald my ex olodo once,playfully oo, and he took it south....*rollseyes*
DeleteBt when sisi eko said her hubby calls her "my bitch" sometimes,y'all wanted to rain fire and brimstone on her
ReplyDeleteI trust y'all would start singing a new tune on ds post...bloody hypocrites
As for me though,i call bae "broad" sometimes and we end up laughing over it. Sometimes I tell her you're silly or she does same bt yet nothing is taken to heart...we just laugh over it and continue with out netflix netflix chills
Wait! Elena are you a lesbian?? Jisox
DeleteI dnt get o....are u male or female? Abi u're in a homosexual relatnship...anyway...carry on.
DeleteI tell my man fuck you when I'm angry. For some reason, that sounds so sexual to him and he literally wants to f me, and he's like oh babe uv been a bad girl look at what u telling me, I'm soooo gonna punish u for this, and that ends the quarrel even though he knows I meant just shut up and get out of my sight...Lol! I even call him ode sometimes, get out of here, nonsense to you, etc...mind u, age Diff = 10 yrs. on the other hand my ex who was senior with just 3 yrs I cldnt try that, such closeness like siblings and best friends have wasn't just there... I will be serious and courteous with my boss at work, and still carry that same mood home, just kee me!
DeleteI sometimes overhear My uncle call his wife 'little squirt' she would reply 'fool', he would bust laff n say 'cow' she would crack up too n say 'gerrout' he would reply 'old cargo' she wud say 'I senior u?' very playful couple n my uncle is SAN,a stern man outside indoors he's totally different.
DeleteSpot on elena!
DeleteDon't mind them
DeleteOh you're into girls. How refreshing.
DeleteWait ur bae is a woman. Ha ndi lesbian i hail
DeleteWhat did I just read?
DeleteElena leave Sisi Eko matter. She doesn't sound like she lives with her husband. Na separated bitch
DeleteAnyone who is just finding out Elena is into girls is definitely new on SDK. She dey attach the fact to her comments sometimes na.
DeleteElena has always said it here that she's into girls.
DeleteAhhhhh Elena thank u ooo. That's what I just wrote up there before seeing ur comment. Gbam. They wanted to remove my head that day. But the story don change today. Eheheheh
DeleteAnonymous 16:27. See your life? Ahah oya come and separate us na. Even your wish cannot make it happen. Not in this life time honey. Keep imagning stuff, that's the farthest ur warped mind can get u to knowing what sisi eko's life is about.
DeleteMisery sure loves company, innit? Ntoiiiii Ahahaha
It shouldn't be so but some persons can misuse those words sha.
ReplyDeleteOga Charles chill, if I call u (parrot) now u go vex? Hahahahahahahaa
DeleteStella na wah for you self, abeg where you grow! How can you ask some one to shut up? Especially some one older than you? Abeg e no make sense.you don't insult people and calk it a joke Or will you be cool if I say abeg close your smelling Toto joor,would you laugh about it with me? And I'm very sure you wont want some one ur older than to ask you to shut up.I know where this is coming from,its because you av always dated and got married to some one older than you,that's why it sound cool to you. I hope your child or younger one tell you shut up and let's see how funny it is.
ReplyDeleteLet me go anon on this .
DeleteMy married lover is the best , I wish I can get a young dude that is matured and sweet like him.
He calls me " my bitch" .
He got me sex toys to play with when he is out of town.
I farts in his presence, we are that close.........yes.
He treat me like an egg and he really is a sweat man , he encourage me, advice me .
He always say "this your small toto nah only one you get o, you no get another spare for house, so make those man no finish am o" .
He calls me his wetting machine 😩
He is always insecure cos I'm very pretty
But I want to leave him, I want to settle down Biko .
I'm sure you are a Yoruba man!
DeleteI call my wife sweetest pussy, she will say big dick
DeleteWhat's up pussy? What's up dick?
Which kain tin be dis gerrarahere
DeleteThat's how one woman said if she doesn't kneel to greet her husband in the morning,na trouble. She actually wakes up, goes on her knees and says goodmorning sir to a man that fucked her all through the night. I was like, what the hell? Its okay to honour ur husband,but why would a man actually get angry simply becus u didn't go on ur knees to greet him? How many times does he himself go on his knees to greet God in the morning.Sometimes I don't even greet my mum in the morning, I just say mama wsup? U good? Some people are really in bondage in their relationships and marriages.
ReplyDeleteIn every man there is a King that loves be respected and Play. Why In every woman we have a Queen that want to be cherished and treasured. She also wants to play! Yes sarah called Abraham Lord but there was they were free into each other. The only thing he didn't tell sarah was about sacrificing Isaac. JESU OLUGBALA!
DeleteI can relate totally with you on this. My husband expect such from me and mind you if I remind him in the morning that he hasn't prayed he gets agree and ask if I am Incharge of those who pray or not, he will also add that prayer by what you think of God and how clean your heart is and that God is a merciful God and not like human beings
DeleteI can relate o! I told one while we were having a discussion "bros abeg de your lane", na 1 month malice I take am get.. I dare not joke with my ex, nsogbu..he takes even his "shit" and "piss" serious. Who born me well to tell am shut up kwanu... that na like 3 months malice.. abeg.
ReplyDeleteI think saying shut up to a spouse is very disrespectful , in essence , you are saying , "your opinion doesn't count, I don't Wana listen to you- shut up "
ReplyDeleteI never tell my man 'shut up' , not even in a fight , neither does he . Instead we take time out to cool down and address the issue maturedly after a few hours.. He states his case , I listen without interrupting , then I state mine - he listens . Then we identify the reason for the conflict and tackle it .
Nonetheless a close bond btwn partners is very essential, d friendship counts much more than the sexual chemistry . Develop friendship with ur partner , be his best friend , let him be open to telling you almost anything - and never use what he tells you in confidence against him , also judge softly ......
Abegi, where do you guys find these spouses that you worship tho
DeleteIf you cannot joke like that withyour spouse, then you two are not friends. You are married but not best of friends. I must be free without insult to call DH big head, to say your Fada, to joke about his village people etc. And vice versa all in the spirit of love, friendship & sportsmanship.
ReplyDeletethats how my ex Tony said am very disrespectful coz i told him get out joor, dude flared up and got madt. dude almost rearrange my dentition when i joking pushed his head. na so i remove my shoes run oooh. i no fit shout biko. t
ReplyDeleteLmfao @rearranged my dentition
DeleteIt's good as he almost removed ur teeth , if not , The next time you would have slapped him .how dare you 'jokingly push his head ' especially when u both are in a conflict ?have u no respect ?
DeleteAzin push his head jokingly is a joke too abi play???? Smh
DeleteWorld people,abeg make we hear word jare!! How can you be dating someone and not be able to do all those with him? I'm a very playful person so I can't be with someone who can't take jokes.I call him names like,'idiot' 'goat' 'cow' etc.Say things like 'thunder fire you' 'you are mad'.I even hit him jokingly.He also calls me all those and we laugh about it.Kini big deal? I can't be with someone I can't play with o...not gonna work.
Delete@sassy when did a curse become play ? How can u open ur mouth and tell your partner he is mad ... Blood of Jesus ! Na wa o ... What kind of person is this ?
DeleteWorld people you've never know true love or happiness pls have a seat
DeleteMood matters. If you go and tell me ordinary 'abeg jor' when the mood no pure, wo you go wish say make ground open swallow you ni. So check mood before you open your mouth o
ReplyDeleteBoo calls me president of English shooters association. Lol and many others
ReplyDeleteIro oh. How I go dey fear to fart? Once I fart, I always pray for it to smell so bad so that he can run out and swear at me. That's how crazy we both are. He can watch me till I am absent minded to choke me with dirty boxers and I can stick my finger up my butt and put it in his nose while he's fast asleep. Crazy crazy stuff we do all the time. I call him stupid, he calls me idiot. When we argue, NA die but it doesn't exceed a day or two. People doubt if we are really dating because we act more like friends than lovers.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww.....
DeleteThat's dirty not playful.
DeleteLocal fow
DeleteDip your hand in your butt hole and stick in his nose? Abeg that one no follow for play, it is disgusting, yuck.
DeleteAnon13:30 this is us ooo I pray it smells ooo. He even ask me so where do u want me to get this or that I be like ur mum's pussy. He will say no ur mums cos hers is fresher.haha we have nick names ooo.
DeleteTold my boo jokingly dat he's mad and d next thing i heard was, u dont say dat to an isoko man so i dont want to hear that from u again. Going anon cos he's a bv...
ReplyDeleteHow can you tell someone he's mad? Haba... It's one thing to joke with your spouse sensibly, it's another thing to know where to draw the line.
DeleteThis is my relationship oh..... my boo almost broke up with me because of good morning,good afternoon n goood evening.... He say i no dey great am good morning for whatapp before we start gist in the morning.......and see me thinking that he probably found out i was scamming different toasters and collecting money
DeleteXclusiv Esther u hv said it all.
DeleteHahahahaahahahaha i'm an isoko lady and I can imagine an isoko man with dia seriousness...
DeleteOmg! This so me! One girl left me cos I called pigeon, another one fought me cos I called her fat and then another one left me bcos I called her local fowl.. Thank God they all left cos I wouldn't have found my gf&bff i call her Alika and she calls me back lol. Life isn't that serious joor so some ppl shld just chill.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure they left you cos you are broke... #Doubleyourhustle
DeleteYou are too abusive . How would u feel if ur woman called you 'thin dick' , bush pig , local he-goat and especially in public ?
DeleteI call my boo okporoko and he answers.He calls me .....lol m not telling
ReplyDeleteI call my boo okporoko and he answers.He calls me .....lol m not telling
ReplyDeleteI call my boo okporoko and he answers.He calls me .....lol m not telling
ReplyDeleteBoo and I play alot...infact I call him small head...and he calls me medium head..not to talk about many times we cuss ourselves and laff over it..abeg life isn't that serious....who else will u have fun with if not ur partner?
ReplyDeleteWords are life....so using such words.like that....I can't fit
ReplyDeleteMehn depends on the mood. People are different, some take things lightly while others are stiff like that lol. But I can't tell my king Shut up, never not even when am mad.
DeleteA toaster of mine took me calling him ashawo so seriously yl he was trying to express himself about he had been observing me.and to me na joke o.hian come n hear caution n warning.After dat outing with him,i 🏃 🏃 🏃
ReplyDeleteOh well some pple r too serious, i dnt like it wen pple use insultive words on me sha bt i cn atleast tk a joke.
ReplyDeleteSome insult are just not acceptable. Like my ex favourite word is "oloriburuku" or to insult your mother or father. And he expects you not to return the favour. Never knew i got with a thug, an agbero.
ReplyDeleteI tell you... Some insults are not acceptable.
DeleteHahaha @ return the favour.
DeleteNa Ojuelegba under bridge E dey work? Hian!
DeleteNa Ojuelegba under bridge E dey work? Hian!
DeleteThis is so not for me..i call bae any name dat comes to mind ranging for isi ukwu (big head) to ike ukwu(big bum) n he calls me ukwu mbadamba..we call ourselves idiot n all dat albeit playfully tho..
ReplyDeleteWe can jst be walking on d road n il press his butt..
Sometime ago it was raining n we came down frm d car to get sometin it was one umbrella we were using n he was holding it na so bae jst press my boobs so hard..told him il retaliate..he didnt know wen i grabbed his d**k on d road..we play alot jare n its fun..
(Bae-hubby)
my ex hubby hated it whenever I played with him(he said I was always being disrespectful) come to think of it he hated me speaking my language, he felt I was insulting him. reminds me of when I was flying back to nigeria for my younger sister's wedding some time ago( this was February so the flight was near empty) this dude asked me to help him check in one of his bags since I only had 1 bag and he had 3 and wanted to avoid paying for excess luggage but obviously I declined ( we all know how dangerous that is with drug dealers and all) but I wanted to help and offered to pay for his excess luggage but dude just flared up infront of everyone at check-in and started speaking yoruba insulting his own future not mine that he was not a begger asking a small girl like me for money. I hate confrontation so you can imagine how embarrassed I was. I was just being polite and wanted to help. it put me in a bad mood for the flight. I was uneasy in the first 1 hour of the flight even with the cute air host (male) offering my an endless number of champagne and juice.nothing like a good exercise or sex to put me in a good mood so I turn on the charm and dude is at my beck and call even coming to seat beside me after dinner had been served and the lights were out while most passengers in the flight were either engrossed in a movie or sleeping but dude was persistent so I gave in and tge conversation turned sexy real quick with me casually touching his arm or lighty brushing against his thighs when I'm laughing or talking. the innuendos were reaching a crescendo finish that cute air host dude just blurts out that he was so turned on by me that he couldn't stay and chat any longer. I put on my disabling smile and asked why he had to leave, if leaving was tge best way to deal with a hard on and he shyly said he wanted to deal with the hard on in the toilet. sweet words to my ears, asked if I could join him in the toilet to help him get rid of the hard on with a satisfying climax and with that I could see tge shock on his face. he could believe his luck. he went to the restroom first not bolting the door and I follow after him after a min or 2 straight up we kissing, he is pulling out my nipples and doing things to it my body reallt liked. I was finally joining the mile high club. I reach out to ferl his D to know what I will be working with and I was impressed ( in all my random sexual encounters and my sex life in general I've discovered that its not the size of the D but how the man knows how to use it. most times the nipple and clitoris play does it for me, other times its anal head, with his tongue sliding into my anus, then it coukd also be nibbling on my ear or neck. but on some special occasions its just that some guys have that sugar dick. you know the kind that you cant explain why its so sweet, its not yoo big and not too small. you just want to suck it real bad and choke on it while you cum. yea ) no time and space in the toilet for me to go down on my knees and suck so I give him a condom turn around get fucked to a satisfying orgasm. what a restful flight it ended up being
ReplyDeleteThat was an interesting read. Which novel?
DeleteClap for ya sef. Dis ur fantasy na wah
DeleteI want to meet up with you
DeleteYou must be a liar. Always have a long story to tell. Weren't you married to your best friends father (white man) for five years of your late twenties. Did you forget to go anon on that anonymous post?
DeleteKai dis one na pure fiction
DeleteThis same Leon of WNB the other day.
DeleteYou have a dirty imaginative mind sha.
And a veery bad liar.
Stop reading those books.
I joke with my hubby sometimes like that, he doesn't even noticed it sef.
ReplyDeleteIt's true abeg
ReplyDeleteMy husband and I are too sensitive so this is not for us.
ReplyDeleteStella, some people just take life too serious jare.
ReplyDeleteWhen my bf is having a fight with me and he is tired of arguing, he just looks at me and say iya ehn, me too go talk iya ati baba ehn! The fight don finish be that
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't make any sense calling ur spouse "ode"...When ur kids hear that, they'll feel it's d normal thing to do..And dey go on using those kinda abusive words with their mates.
ReplyDeleteExactly@all these ghetto chicks ehn
DeleteExactly@all these ghetto chicks ehn
DeleteYou're well brought up.
DeleteYou're well brought up.
DeleteHahahaha,i call my hubby,mallam and he calls me aboki and we just laugh over it.
ReplyDeleteLife is too short to take things too serious.
Hian. My hubby that ordered cake and wrote " I love your pussy" on it. Shame wan kill me die when he brought it home. He calls me cunt and I dont mind. We call each other names like crazy. 19 years of marriage and still counting
ReplyDeleteHi5 jare! Life is not that serious, una go live long!
DeleteAwwww....pussy aye
DeleteWe joke a lot ooo! He playfully calls me lawyer ikpeama and I call him 'Eze Solomon cos he claim to knowing it all.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think that it's the friendship sustains a relationship /marriage.
Hahahahahahahahahaa@Eze solomon.
DeleteHahahahhahahahaha
DeleteWe clown around a lot. A whole Lot.
But no insults. Don't really dig what some peeps call "jokey insults"
I call him Lawyer Ikpeama. Omekagu😂
Ekwe-Ekwe 1 of Ekwe Land! Hahahhaahaha
I can't remember all "My" names.
Olaniputu. Olaniyi. Olagoke. Anything Ola. And there is Ike Bonsu! 😂 Igba Mbe Nwa😂,name it.And if one happens to hear him and how innocently he says it,one wil never believe all the "Ola names he calls me is Just cos Ola simply means "Igba Mbe" in Igbo😂😂
Ekwe-Ekwe 1. Are you sure he is not by brother??
DeleteI disagree I can't tell boo such bc I don't expect such from him. We don't use offensive words on each other bc am temperamental.
ReplyDeleteIt is funny when said in my native tongue but not funny in English! So I keep it in native tongue!
ReplyDeleteits my specialty E.G c ur crab leg, gutter slut, cheap whore and some other yeye yeye things like that
ReplyDeleteGod knows i can't cope with the rigid type.
ReplyDeleteVery intelligent, deep also flows with a generous sense of humour. Infact, a lack of humour is a major character defect...so anti-social. Throw in the jokes, the witty talks, the jabs, the yabs, the sarcasms im the mix.......it's all part of intimacy. Though i can understand ode, fishbrain, bighead sounds kind of disrespectful........dunno, maybe just me.
There are fantastic and varied ways to roll around and play without making the other pause and wonder. So maybe, it's more of the connection, the trust, the mutual regard and very inportantly, the I.Q compatibility of the partners.
Can't be making a witty remark, and a below par bro be arranging family meeting ahead.
Gush! I love my boo. I call him moon head cos of his rounds face, and he calls me frog face because I look like a frog. He still loves me doh.
ReplyDeletea.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
ReplyDelete.
The only time i can play with my spouse is if am fucking her but other than that dont try me....
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***
Bwahahahahaha
DeleteOnye Jupiter le!
Sidon dey look
ReplyDeleteI remember one of Mai ex like dat tooo dat always want me to respect him all d tyme to the extent of him telling me to be calling him uncle because of d age difference. wen I saw it Waz getting too much I just had to leave him.
ReplyDeletePlease, is 'slap or knock' part of it. A lady slapped me when we're on bed, and said it was play. Trust me, I played my own back, with a hot dirty one. And we still continue playing.....
ReplyDeleteWhen I and my ex were still together, we do rain insults on each other in fact we want to know who insults the most. It was lovely, still missing him but not much
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! This post tho, I had a quarrel with hubby this morning about plate oh, very stupid quarrel, I used a plate to serve pap and he complained and I said when I have money would buy another type of plate, then he said I was complaining too, and I said he should stop, he was still talking so I just said "shut up" Ooops the word was out, the guy just quietly left me... Men can be so annoying tho, you can't help yet you complain...mscheww, tho I said sorry, I hate saying sorry cos I'm a close perfectionist.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! This post tho, I had a quarrel with hubby this morning about plate oh, very stupid quarrel, I used a plate to serve pap and he complained and I said when I have money would buy another type of plate, then he said I was complaining too, and I said he should stop, he was still talking so I just said "shut up" Ooops the word was out, the guy just quietly left me... Men can be so annoying tho, you can't help yet you complain...mscheww, tho I said sorry, I hate saying sorry cos I'm a close perfectionist.
ReplyDeleteBe calm dear. Endure. Apologise. For the sake of your home bae.
DeleteMarried over 15years and me and my wife and two bundles of joy can be so playful. Am the prank master in the house. We call each other half brain and the answer is always Na you hold the remaining half Oya connect now make we make sense. We use clean naughty words so our boys don't pick up wrong words.But the main important thing is we best of friends and when my wife calls me my pet name and kneel for me Na one chance I enter.....My brain cannot refuse whatever the request is o. Am in trouble as we speak...dollar exchange rate + summer vacation = One chace. But I love her and the kids to pieces.
ReplyDeleteAwwwww God bless ur home jare
DeleteAwwwww... so sweet. Pls no chronicles tomorrow o
DeleteI don't curse people whether by joke or not, and i don't like people cursing me.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend with a sharp tongue; at the beginning of our friendship, i warned her never to joke with me with curses and she has abide by the rule since then.
The mouth i use to ask God for favours and every other thing can not be use for cursing. Tag me whatever you like.
I have a very good sense of humour but not with cursing.
My boyfriend thinks it's disrespectful so I just mind my business . I don't want wahala
ReplyDeleteWhen we play if hubbies insults me, I'll say ur father, he go say Na ur father in law Na so Na ur father too. Hahahah. Life is not that serious. I won't use it wen we have a misunderstanding
ReplyDeleteHmmm,I prefer jokes not insults. Life is too short,smile while you still have teeth.
ReplyDelete@world people FYI we weren't having any conflict. We were just gisting and for some reason he snapped out. I am a very unserious person and I joke a lot, there are tins I don't take too serious. Life isn't that complicated biko. Anyway I left him.
ReplyDeleteI like play o,economy is hard enough mbok. That's how my formal bf warned me not to fart in his presence again,i no gree o.When gist they sweet i go just release small,he shouted like twice n joined the game
ReplyDeletei just called my sugar daddy onye ara. he said something very naughty and i jokingly called him that. i felt bad afterwards . its called respect. he is 26yrs older . i cant even call my dh names .
ReplyDeleteI am dating a much older man, in his late fifties. He calls me, 'otum' (my pussy) and 'òtù oke' (rat pussy), I call him same and I call tell him that thunder should bend his dick, I tag his head as big and shapeless and he does same, we play so much and that's one of the reasons I am sooo comfortable with him when even he visits from the states.
ReplyDeleteAbeg life should not be too serious, where there is loves, most things don't matter but personalities differs tho.
If he had a more serious personality, sure I will respect that and follow him accordingly.
Lmao @rat pussy.
DeleteIn short me nd my hubbys play no be here we play and sometimes we quarrel marriage aint perfect. Today we played Ludo I won 4 to 2 only because I was cheating and bullying him o even when he could see I was cheating because if he wins he would make the loudest jokes na d reason I had to cheat o ndi had a good laugh while at itnd moved him real good. When he knocks on d door sometimes is answer do you live here wrong house and he'd say open d door jor. We would laugh so hard I'd end up saying if I no marry you I for faint. He's my friend and my joke partner.
ReplyDeleteNice one jare
DeleteWhen I need to watch Telemundo and he's watching something else I'd say oya baby take kiss and he'd say no ojoro kiss what do you want and b4 u know it I have Telemundo. I call him my pawpaw nd he says no am not your Pawpaw I say ok my Guava he says no be only Guava na Mango and I call him paw paw mi paw paw he smiles and I get a smile plus what I want. I love my husband.
ReplyDeleteWe play a lot o. Whenever I ask silly question he calls me Adamu,i reply with aboki. When he is vain I call him ashawo. When he wants money he will be like : Thief wey all my money wey u dey steal for this house" onye ohi. When I mix up info he calls me Liar. Onye pharisee.i will call or IM him and his reply is " Na wetin?" The list is endless
ReplyDeleteIt's real fun enjoying ur spouse. We ddont do body jokes though
We dey obodo oyibo for dat matter and we are professionals.I can't stand a serious somebody
Awww... I tap into your marriage play play.
DeleteNice one, may God continue to bless your home
DeleteBae and I are so free o,I can call him mumu but na during play o
ReplyDeleteWhen I call him bighead,he would say don't worry ild give you small head tomorrow lol
Sometimes when he is horny & he calls,he be like ife how is my pussy doing & I'm missing my twins..
I mimick his bedroom hoarse voice when he is moaning,he does to me too & I start laughing
During bbm chat if I call him dog,he would say cat & we will continue with diff animals till he gives up
Lastly na your father,he calls my dad baldie & I call his pankere
Rem now is making me miss him so much
My lover is over 20 yrs older than me, he knows the only time I can be formal with him is when I'm upset with him. I can play with him and say things like silly man, ashewo man, and he just laughs because he knows the deep respect I have for him. It's so funny because people around him call him sir sir... and I can tickle him until he begs me to stop even in public. We're comfortable with each other
ReplyDeleteI can relate,i can just relate but too lazy to type.
ReplyDeleteSome people have no joy in their marriages, that's why we say marry your friends, well some friends don't like insult jokes tho so you go don know before you marry am, but some like jokes but not body joke so study your man
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