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Wednesday, January 04, 2017

Most Embarrassing Story....

Everyone has a story in this regards to tell.....Did it happen to you or someone else?Gist us!


























Mine happened recently.....Called someone to ask for her ring size cos he wanted me to ask her so he could buy the right size and spring a surprise...So i called her not knowing he was there and because she was busy with something she put it on speaker and i kept asking and twisting her and just when i was about to almost confess that he sent me,his voice on to say ''Stella how is work''..Na so i cut phone oh....was sooo embarrassed..LOL


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  1. One time in 2007, I told my girlfriend (at the time) that she needed to tell me what was wrong with us since she was being moody and she just told me - "Us? There has never been us" and she walked out on me. Frooze for 4mins or so and on my way out of her house, she was with her new boo and she looked at me and was like - "ahan, so you're still here?" With a subtle chuckle.

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    1. This will be interesting.
      I won't forget the day I greeted Victor Moses (the football) younger ones, make ground open make I enter, my sist was just consoling me.

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      Can't forget the first Edition of "most embarrassing moments" here years ago...The lady that went out with her sister/friend ,they went for a wedding,they over ate and she needed to do "number 2"...that story sweet that time...i don forget...Let me go and search for that story again





      @Galore

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    3. Chai funny stories..mine was also about breast tumors and my step mum was dying of breast cancer(she eventually died last in 2016😳)I had a surgery and after like a month I felt the part of the surgery..I thought the lumps we're back and I heard that lump recurrence leads to cancer..omo mehn dt period is my life was one I would never forget.it caused me sleepless nights..my mum was always d one consoling me..she was so confident that her God wld never fail her..after some months I finally summoned courage and went to do a scan and the scan stated that information had nothing in my boobs, I was the happiest person on earth dt day.God truly never fails.😊

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    4. Is the surgery scar still there? How does it affect your self esteem? What did you do to remove it?

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    5. The day I greeted bovi the comedian. I died. Useless boy.

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  2. When I was younger there was a plant in a pot in our sitting room, I wanted to form oyibo by chewing leaf as I see in the tv, Omo I didn't know what that plant was but my tongue and mouth started itching I wanted to die that day and funny thing I Cldnt tell my parents, Omo I scratch dey go o 😭

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    1. I was calling a very fine girl on my street o, forming big/fine boy dat I didn't see d dirty guitar in front of me, na so I fall inside d guitar, I b like make ground open, make I enter, ground no gree open... D wicked girl laughed at me like deris no tomao... Shameful sometin

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    2. Dat was during my Nysc in camp. Was on my menstrual period. untop my white short and Polo. Were I was sitting, I stood up and immediately a guy taped me and said
      Babe blood don stain ur short. I was so embarrassed
      Chai

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  3. Chai.. I remembered when i was trying so hard to control the sound of my fart, then it bursted out and we were in church.. Oh Jesus.. The look on pples face will never forget till this day..shame

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    1. Hahaha. It's well o πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    2. It happened during this festive season, those that are Catholics will understand better. I went for confession and after giving me penance I was suppose say the act of contrition, see me see wahala! Choi! I couldn't say it and it's not like I don't know it, I didn't even know what I was saying the priest too got tired of helping me out. I left feeling like the ground should open and swallow me. To make matters worse, the president of my Society drag me with hand to meet the priest the next day for an urgent meeting. I couldn't look at him in the face because he will notice it's me because of my voice. what was I thinking I don't know.

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I can imagine LoL

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  4. Was walking with my guy friend, who is also a colleague on the road and my sanitary towel fell out. I just trampled upon it like I was smashing devil's head . πŸ˜‚

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    1. I am sure its that everyday sanitary pad. pele

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    2. Tell me this is fiction !

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚devil is a liar...

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    4. Ade Esther, u be clown. I swear πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Why do u want wspoil market for everyday sanitary pad

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    6. Longrich all d way
      Kisses to that product

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  5. I sneezed in Church and a loud fart came out. Just immediately the Choir started singing, but the guy behind me tapped me I no gree look back.

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    1. Buhahahahahahahahahah

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    2. Hehehehehehehgehehegehe I died!

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    3. Embarrassment of the century. Hahahahaha

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    4. Hahahahaha. Chai, this one killed me

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    5. Lol why was he tapping you? The nerve! Lmao

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    6. Hehehehehe Laff wan kill me o

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    7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

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  6. Lol Stella, you could just asked if he is there. Don't really remember any doh

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    1. lemme borrow space here.. thanks

      the first day i saw my period, I thought God was punishing me for all my sins. i cried all through that day and ate nothing, i couldn't even tell my mum.

      i was 11

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  7. Was forming miss sabinus but time for my first kiss(which he didn't know was my first) and i bit his lip hard hohohoho

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    1. Mine was super embarrassing, I went to this life bad place on adeniyi jones and stood up to spray money after my date told the singers to hail my name. Na so me feeling like a babe come stand up go front to spray the singers. Suddenly a girl came to stand behind me and whispered in my ear,"you are stained" Chei! I almost entered the ground but not to be too obvious I kept on spraying the singer till the whole 2 bundles finished before I went into the bathroom, cleaned up and went straight out the exit. No one should have to experience that.

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    2. Mine was super embarrassing, I went to this life bad place on adeniyi jones and stood up to spray money after my date told the singers to hail my name. Na so me feeling like a babe come stand up go front to spray the singers. Suddenly a girl came to stand behind me and whispered in my ear,"you are stained" Chei! I almost entered the ground but not to be too obvious I kept on spraying the singer till the whole 2 bundles finished before I went into the bathroom, cleaned up and went straight out the exit. No one should have to experience that.

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    3. Mine was super embarrassing, I went to this life bad place on adeniyi jones and stood up to spray money after my date told the singers to hail my name. Na so me feeling like a babe come stand up go front to spray the singers. Suddenly a girl came to stand behind me and whispered in my ear,"you are stained" Chei! I almost entered the ground but not to be too obvious I kept on spraying the singer till the whole 2 bundles finished before I went into the bathroom, cleaned up and went straight out the exit. No one should have to experience that.

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  8. Stella so you can't even lie to help a friend hahahaha. I'm to embarrassed to share mine,so moving on...

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    1. I have plenty ooh. well last week ,when I went to the market to buy a white shirt, after sampling one seller's goods and I didn't see a white shirt to suit me, as I was leaving.. The guy just shouted 'big girl like you so u no get money to buy'people started laughing.. I vex and replied him 'if u no get wetin I want nko' but I was embarrassed.


      There was a time u went out with a guy to an early, based on say I no sabi use cutlery, I usually opt for junks rather than food.. But the guy insisted we ate food... Time to use cutlery wahala, I just dey look the guy
      he : won't you eat your food
      Me : I was a lil lost in my tots.
      Well I took the work up and started eating, I no touch the chicken ,was using the guy to learn.. Time to chop chicken, the chicken fell off my plate. I was embarrassed but I bring the chicken back to my plate, I go wash hand. Who cutlery help

      Well am learning to use it now

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    2. The most embarrassing moment was when my short uncle visited us
      So at night due to his shortness
      My sister carried him out removed his trousers and asked him to urinate thinking he's my junior brother
      The next morning he left with anger
      Up till today we haven't seen him again

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    3. Mind your grammar4 January 2017 at 19:03

      This is crazy! Buhahaha!

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    4. Laff is making me to cry πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Are you serious ? 😲😲😷

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    6. Jeez..
      your sis is evil

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    7. πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
      Why na,him for laff am off tor

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    8. OMG that's hilarious your uncle I swear name that night I go leave.

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    9. heheheheheheheheh so so funny

      lawd.......

      is your uncle a drawf. haba

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    10. Bwahahahahhahahahahaha ewooooo this is hilarious

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    11. Hahahahahaha! Isaac, haba

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    12. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚isaacson u gotta be kidding me

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    13. And he didnt protest?

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    14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    15. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚this is crazy funny...funniest ere actually

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    16. Jst can't stop laughing, haaaaaaaaaaaa

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  9. About 10yrs ago during environmental sanitation on the street, my late friend dragged my short down in public.. choi my ex's sist was there ...my Junior was exposed...

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    1. πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜œ may his soul rest in peace.. M sure es laffin ryt now

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  10. Haaaaaaaa this is very funny




    *Larry was here*

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  11. Mine was the I fell on the on the ground,on my way to pay my school fees at first bank choba...
    Shame no free me look corner or front...I just kept my head high as if nothing happened... The people around were busy saying sorry some were laughing cha but I no send.....

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    1. Hahaha God save you say no be choba junction oh or abuja park

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  12. I let out a fart in the presence of a potential client. He said something really funny and I laughed out loud ,next tin I heard was a cacophony of sounds from my anal region...volcanic eruption from the anus is real my people....did it smell? No it didn't,but I was so embarrassed... Now he calls me "female Messi"..who did I offend bikonu???

    Yesterday,I was gisting with a friend when she mentioned Stamford bridge ....I told her it doesn't exist....lol,I hate football,don't blame me!!!.....

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    1. πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜.Female Messi

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    2. Messi pro...πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Cowboy without bullet.

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    5. Buhaha Female Messi cracked me up

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  13. Mine was wen I met Oga newly,i had cheesecake and ice cream and we went to chill in his house for d day, as miss lactose intolerance I triedto suck in my fart but one just escaped loudly I just had to apologize and explain!

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    1. Make I go anonymous on this.
      Was on my way home from work,that was how this purging shit came o, chia na so I drop from the bus cos I was almost home and the traffic na die, na so I enter bike o.The bike man dey call price I no answer am sef; gave him more than he expected as he dropped me at my house.as I wan open my gate omo the battle no be here o , na so fart and shit show o.chia I no go lie but I shit for body.na so I wash clothes way I no plan wash that night. When I told hubby cos I was so calm and he was worried na so him laff fall for ground.
      Can't forget that day.

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  14. In school, one ibo guy was asking me out, after saying no, his brother Abi cousin started being friendly, he never asked me out o, just friends. One day we were hanging out, precisely at waterview, ilorin, the other guy and his friend came and started insulting me that I'm a disgrace. Lots of people were there, they caused a scene.
    I was sooo embarrassed, I just walked away.
    It still confuses me why they did that.

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    1. Some guys are just highly emotional like that

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    2. Lol.. Some guys are like that

      In school, when we still had Shodeinde hall for undergraduate guys only, I was passing in front of the hostel and the next thing I heard was "olosho #10" "yeey, see bombom" "you go sabi give head oo" "see lips" I swear, I was so embarrassed and I was putting on leather trousers, one now said "your trouser have tear oo, I can see your pant". I knew my trousers wasn't torn but I was tempted to check it to confirm. I started walking fast because the noise was just too much.. Since that day, I stopped passing the front of shodeinde hall

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    3. Hmmm unilag days... shodeinde guys r like dat me I no dey send dem,I dey follow dey yab ourselves.memories

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    4. Ah mhen shodeinde guys are on of a kind, it's like they look for specific kind of people to give that hostel(the crazy ones)

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    5. Jaja halll guys are d worst
      Chaiiiiiii
      Greatest Akokites

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  15. Came to read commemts πŸ—πŸΉ

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  16. Waiting for comments πŸ—πŸΉ

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    1. This happened 2 years ago, was at d gym and I was doing sit ups with my trainer holding my leg, o boy na so I release one loud mess.... Choi,I wan die, he just smiled and said it's normal

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  17. When I started menstruating for the first time. Nobody told me about it. And mum wasn't at home. So, when it started? Oh lawd, I cried my eyes out. Thought I had a nasty injury down there. πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ

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    1. Same here...I didn't tell my mum until the second or third day, so I kept going to school without pad cos I thought it was an injury.

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  18. Folake how is studies πŸ’ƒ
    My escalator story still makes me laugh everytime I go to ozone.
    On Saturday I went to see the wedding party and I happened to be with my friend who was with me the day I was trying to take the escalator that comes 'up' down.
    He now said "let's take escalator na' and burst into laughter.
    It's still funny till date mbokπŸ˜‚

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  19. LMAO.... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜€
    Over size pant... Kikikikikikik

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  20. I went to visit a guy in ph and he told me he's single and all. He started treating me like his babe while I was in his house. We even kissed one day o. Only for us to go to club and saw his 'said ex' brother and he was quick to introduce me as his friend... JESUS! I couldn't even talk. I was just looking at him like??? . I later checked his whatsapp he was just sending the girl messages and explaining... I saw your brother today I was with my friend... choii! I confronted him, he said d breakup ain't official yet. I was disgraced and embarrassed 😭

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  21. I went to a shop to buy sometins and I thought d card(atm) was d one dat have money. After picking, I want to pay tru pos and I put d card to pay no money in dat account, I have to drop d things. I feel so embarrassed.

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  22. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜

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  23. Few years ago my boss back then sent me on an errand to the ever busy Adeola Odeku rd in VI. I wore this bad-ass-figure-hugging denim skirt which my sis had given me. In fact I was feeling myself till I got to VI. Na so I wan cross middle of Adeola Odeku road and I heard 'kraaam'! I turn na so all the motorist and other road-users come dey shout "O boy see fresh yansh!" I look my skirt Stella and the stupid thing had torn into Two, right the bottom to where the zip was fitted. I no wear pant at all. I just stood there and praying for the ground to open let me disappear. Was there standing shock like a statue till one female vendor removed one of her wrappers and threw over to me to cover myself . Choi, Choi!

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahaha...chai sorry

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    2. Lol, u slow sha,u shld ave turned the torn part to the side

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    3. That street should be renamed after you.

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    4. That street should be renamed after you.

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    5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰

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    6. C'est La Vie4 January 2017 at 17:12

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      The fresh yansh part got me howling the loudest.

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  24. Loving this lunchtime post. Mine happened on Saturday. My cousin and I were busy chatting and at the same time was trying to send a text to the hubster. That was how I sent it to my pastor (the most recent text message I'd received was a Bible verse from him) instead of my husband. OMG! I wanted the ground to swallow me up. Very private message o, my God!....
    Well, I called Pastor to explain and he laughed trying to ease the awkwardness.Now, I double check every message I send.

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  25. happened just now. walking jejely to the canteen reading SDK. my hot colleague was coming towards me smiling and calling me sexy n how he loves to see me walk around the block. I just tripped on my heels and almost fell flat to d ground. una need to see laugh. Mtcheew. Im still vexing sef + my boss just walked in to ask if im from Nnewi. We're on the busuu gist. so unlike him.

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  26. One toaster like that was seriously disturbing me with love messages and calls I don't even know how he got my number, I begged this guy to leave me oh, he no hear he kept on requesting to go on a date with me. After much persuasion from him I agreed, all the while I was preggy.... the guy arrived venue before me he called and told me we are already there where are you, I said we? They guy carry friend come oh, no wahala I am close already, that was how I got there looking very pregnant, he friend kept on laughing and the guy couldn't say a word! His friend did all the talking till the date was over.

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    1. What kind of a promiscuous preggy woman r u? U embarrassed him and not the oda way. U shld ave told him u were preggy and see if he will still pester u.

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    2. ROTFL πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I polluted in front of my boss,before sef him no like me.i made a mistake and he was scolding me.i couldn't look at him after that I couldn't walk out of the room,i just stared at the floor.i hate shhoprite,u and ur damn calamari fried!

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    4. I polluted in front of my boss,before sef him no like me.i made a mistake and he was scolding me.i couldn't look at him after that I couldn't walk out of the room,i just stared at the floor.i hate shhoprite,u and ur damn calamari fries!

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    5. Ok this got me laughing hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  27. My ex took me to watch Chelsea match in one bar at area8 in 2012,when the game was on I now decided to use their rest room, I spent approximately 10mins,when I got out the bar was empty,everyone disappeared and the bar tender walked up to me with anger written all over his face telling me that my friend dropped this money for me to get a cab home, I now asked him what went wronged, he now told me that the smell of my poopoo chased everyone away.. On my way out I saw people starring at me, I felt like someone that stole something and was caught.. Since then I said bye bye to eating orishirishi

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    1. Seriously???
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Lol, was the bar a container?

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jeeeez.....reminds me of my cousin who just came to stay with me from the village....she is 11 years old, when she poos the whole two bedroom apartment is overtaken with smell...

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  28. Mehn i ate indomie mixed with weed and the rest is history



    #GODWIN

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    1. See combination,were you experimenting?

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    2. It is not a new combination @ehi

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    3. Mine happened on new year day.I saw dis guy dat have been asking me out since October 2016.he was driving home and am also going home.I called out his name pls help and drop me and my niece.he zoomed off.pretending he never knew me.i wan die.chei my niece ask aunty y.i said don't mind him.

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  29. cant remember any for now.
    ooooops! i do so i went for a wedding fatiha with a "borrowed boyfriend", you know that kind of a special friend you both know nothing can ever happen between you two? well thats the kind of friend he was. we walked in together and the whole crowd were staring at us, some even congratulated me for finding "Mr Perfect" cos dude was so fine, you needed to see how i was all smiled up and glowing only to be disgraced after about 30 minutes when the real owner of the bobo came to the fatiha too, who the hell invited her?
    she took her man and walked away victoriously leaving me looking like a bird who was beaten by the rain. i still hate her for that.
    i hate you Zainab Aminu lol

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    1. Shuooo.are you for real?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  30. The having to 'read out a letter' in front of the whole school happened to me too.
    So I attended an all girls high school,then most seniors that are shy and want to have a school daughter but can't walk up to talk to anyone, had to resort to writing them letters.
    One day I offered to write a letter for my bunkee to a girl she wanted for a school daughter, she was a senior and I was still a junior..

    So I wrote the letter for her for a small fee, and she was impressed.then word got around, that was how I became the go to girl when anyone wants to write a letter..whether its to a school daughter, a friend, or bf..and I got paid for it.
    My undoing came the day I wrote a love letter for someone, she was supposed to give it to a day student to pass it on to a boy she was crushing on in a nearby boarding school.so I wrote the letter, and on my way going to deliver it, a teacher called me to go buy her groundnut. On getting back to the teacher, I pulled out her change from my pocket to give to her, and out came the letter with it..
    Laughing nervously,(I laugh when nervous) i tried shoving it back in my pocket, but unfortunately she had seen me.
    She asked me what I had in my hands, I couldn't answer cos I was sweating profusely both from the errand and from the tension. It wasn't a pretty sight at all.
    She then proceeded to snatch the paper off my hands and read the letter.after reading, she called me a spoilt little girl, asked for my name and class, and dismissed me.
    I knew it wasn't over.. Didn't sleep a wink that night.
    The next morning I was called out during the morning assembly and the principal asked me to read out the letter to the whole assembly, and I did.. That was the first time I had wished for the ground to open up and swallow me.

    After I had been humiliated, the principal then said since I could write so well, I would have to write news on the happenings in school, and read it every morning during assembly. That was how I became an emergency newscaster till I got to my senior year in school.
    Although that singular act embarrassed me, it also brought me fame.students sought me in droves, asking me to write for them.of course,for money, I accepted..but I was careful not to ever get caught again.


    Carpe Diem.

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  32. Mine happened during a church vigil, d pastor raised so many prayers, and ordered everyone to move out so as to look up d sky, na so i gegely moved away from my family to another direction where my prayer go hot wella. If u see aw i dey sweat, na so pastor decided to raise anoda prayer point, dats when a thunder came out of my small Yash, omo if u see aw people beside me shifted back and laffed ehhh, naso i started praying make pastor finish d prayer point so as to move away when prayer is on going. Dat day was so embarrassing

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  33. My moment remains the one I shared around may 12 2015
    Sometimes 2015 I went to the airport I wanted to do something ,2 minutes later I heard a strange noise then came this very loud sound i started shouting bomb! bomb! Every body go outside then an old man came downstairs and told us to go out i grabbed my bag and almost fell sef! Shoes were scattered all over, There was an elderly woman who fell while running she kept shouting help me I can't run my legs are weak, Nobody answered her (Mamma who go help you) as I was running I kept shouting bomb! When I got outside the gate I kept quiet then the woman that fell took over she started shouting bomb, then one guy faced and told her to shut up that it wasn't bomb bur it was rather a petrol tanker that almost caught fire,( immediately my eyes opened I felt stupid ) so they had to sound the alarm do that people can be safe.
    The woman got angry that she wasn't the one who raised the bomb issue they almost beat themselves sef, then they started who raised the bomb scarce na so I keep quiet till they settled mamma and guy. We were told to come back into the building I startedlaughing they kept asking me why I was laughing I couldn't talk.

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  34. Mine was when this handsome guy that I've my eyes on for long actually made me his.
    We were going out for almost 6 month without sex and I was not OK with it but don't to look cheap. So going to visit him is just to talk,watch movie,cook go visit friends and family,play but no sex .
    Even after the engagement, he said no sex till am done with my exams.
    So on that day, two days after my birthday, my sister got me these lovely set of undies.
    My people,my sister asked me to try them on that it's my "break it undies". Since they've not being washed,i got it on the one I was wearing which made them laugh.
    Then it turned to madness. I went ahead to put all 4 of them on top the one i had on because my sisters were laughing so hard and real like crazy hyenas !
    I wish I never got carried away with that. Mom joined and was laughing the most telling me I look like mamaloolo.
    Being the clown of the family that always make them laugh, I went ahead to add bra !
    Then, my man came around. My people, na so I comot bra for breast run enter motor come forget pant !!!
    As we reach house, I rush go microwave meatpie way we buy.
    I don't know, but I think my backside threw him off and he came to right there ,painting me with kisses.I wasn't surprised because we've been doing that.

    Then,something moved him to my little black dress while I was fighting to unzip his pants before he change his mind.
    He stopped and that was when I saw my dress was already off and ........1,2,3,undies were showing face with more still holding onto me doing their job.
    My people, my man asked me, nne,what is it ? do you see me as a rapist ? 1,2,3,4,5 undies at once ? Seriously ?
    I followed his eyes and saw myself standing like a dummy with pants all over my lap as if they're for sell.
    I just called my sister and asked her to explain.
    To make matters worse, he kept letting out laughs and can't concentrate. A week later, he bought 10 undies and asked me to try it again.
    Now, I hate wearing undies unless the monthly "visitor comes"
    He still makes fun of me whenever he sees my undies.

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    1. Waoh!so when you wear jean trouser you don't wear pants?which means you wear your jean once and then wash?Abi you wear it repeatedly before washing?hmmmm...

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    3. How do u guys go it? I feel naked without my pant Abeg. I don't even care if the pant line is showing in the dress

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    4. Sweetie, how many times do you wear your Jean before washing ?
      Don't you sweat ?
      Your beautiful answer will also answer your question

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    5. Just to kill your curiosity. I sweat a lot so I wash my clothes once I take it off dear Esther.
      Don't rush to find fault without digesting what you read because it means you sound silly.
      I said that I HATE WEARING THEM UNLESS THE VISITOR COMES MEANING I DO WEAR BUT HATE IT,he makes fun of me whenever he sees my undies . MEANING. ... ? I have them.
      Do you understand the words sweetie ?
      You're welcome.

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    6. Just to kill your curiosity. I sweat a lot so I wash my clothes once I take it off dear Esther.
      Don't rush to find fault without digesting what you read because it means you sound silly.
      I said that I HATE WEARING THEM UNLESS THE VISITOR COMES MEANING I DO WEAR BUT HATE IT,he makes fun of me whenever he sees my undies . MEANING. ... ? I have them.
      Do you understand the words sweetie ?
      You're welcome.

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  35. Mine was when this handsome guy that I've my eyes on for long actually made me his.
    We were going out for almost 6 month without sex and I was not OK with it but don't to look cheap. So going to visit him is just to talk,watch movie,cook go visit friends and family,play but no sex .
    Even after the engagement, he said no sex till am done with my exams.
    So on that day, two days after my birthday, my sister got me these lovely set of undies.
    My people,my sister asked me to try them on that it's my "break it undies". Since they've not being washed,i got it on the one I was wearing which made them laugh.
    Then it turned to madness. I went ahead to put all 4 of them on top the one i had on because my sisters were laughing so hard and real like crazy hyenas !
    I wish I never got carried away with that. Mom joined and was laughing the most telling me I look like mamaloolo.
    Being the clown of the family that always make them laugh, I went ahead to add bra !
    Then, my man came around. My people, na so I comot bra for breast run enter motor come forget pant !!!
    As we reach house, I rush go microwave meatpie way we buy.
    I don't know, but I think my backside threw him off and he came to right there ,painting me with kisses.I wasn't surprised because we've been doing that.

    Then,something moved him to my little black dress while I was fighting to unzip his pants before he change his mind.
    He stopped and that was when I saw my dress was already off and ........1,2,3,undies were showing face with more still holding onto me doing their job.
    My people, my man asked me, nne,what is it ? do you see me as a rapist ? 1,2,3,4,5 undies at once ? Seriously ?
    I followed his eyes and saw myself standing like a dummy with pants all over my lap as if they're for sell.
    I just called my sister and asked her to explain.
    To make matters worse, he kept letting out laughs and can't concentrate. A week later, he bought 10 undies and asked me to try it again.
    Now, I hate wearing undies unless the monthly "visitor comes"
    He still makes fun of me whenever he sees my undies.

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    1. Your family seems wayward tho. How will your sister and mum encourage you to gbensh?

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    2. Anon 20:09, is very easy to spot the child of a prostitute because they're always alert when they heard man/woman.
      Animal without home training, you didn't read where I said I was engaged for up to 6 months without sex.ENGAGED & STILL MARRIED TO HIM AFTER 10 YEARS.
      Am not the cause of your misfortune or family waywardness so keep it going fool.
      Stella if you like chop my comment but this animal that like loves bashing people's families without even knowing them should be put in their dirty place.

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    3. "Since they have not being washed" are the undies Okrika?

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  36. One fine morning in class, SS3, during English class, 1st period precisely.
    My friend just brought out this love letter from his bag and wanted me to go through it based on badt guy that I is now, to correct any wowo.
    As per chairman, I was reading this letter, those type of ministry of love, department of my heart kinda gist and I was just smiling. The next thing, principal just passed, saw me through the window smiling without paying attention to the teacher, me fa, don sight principal with corner eyes. I just gave my friend the letter, warned him not to give me this kind of thing again.
    Bros was confused, before he knew what was happening, uche don look am for face. Principal just said bring that piece of paper, she read it, asked who wrote it to come out and read it in front of the whole class.
    Afterwards, principal asked him to follow her, he came back with suspension letter for 1 week.
    I was feeling better that the devil didn't catch me cruise that day only for my economics teacher to come to class, sat on my table and was dictating for us to write. (my economics teacher was dope, fine woman, curvy with wicked banku).
    While writing my note, I ll sight her from waist down, smile and continue writing. Was doing my routine like that oh, I didn't know when the devil entered and I started feeling her perfume. I ll sniff her from her waist and smile. Naso I forget to write and started sniffing oh. All of a sudden the whole class was silent, she wasn't dictating again. Looked up, saw teacher looking at me, that wasn't enough principal was at the window looking at me too. I felt fucked. She just said follow me.l just carried my bag...

    The devil is real

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  37. I was given a microphone in church, I wasn't prepared and I made attempt to answer the question but kept I was speaking gbagun I was so shy to stop talking until usher almost collected mic

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    2. Chai. Laff haff finish me o. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  38. I was in church dancing and doing 'komole' to my God, only to feel this lil air touching my bum, I had to touch the back zip of my skirt and realized it was open and pant on display. Chai! e pain me o.

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  39. What do they call it, "mokite" or what? I swear I no go near am again. I use head waka!!!!. I was so embarrassed when they told me all that happened.

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  40. Hahahahahahahahahahaha over sized pant got me lmfao

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  41. Years ago My dress (skater dress) came up in front of MMA2. I had only a g-string underneath (remind me why you should wear nice panties again?) I was late for my flight and dragging my box on heels. With my Make up, hair and everything. Chai! Very embarrassing day. See laugh for airport - passengers, taxi drivers and staff. It was one Aero guy who came to my rescue that day. God bless his kind heart wherever he is. He will never know disgrace.

    Even my male friend who dropped me off sat in his car laughing!! πŸ™„ Osho free for his black headedness....

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    1. This happened to me twice. First time, a potential boyfriend came visiting. I went out the gate to meet him, same moment, one of those Lekki breezes came and up went my dress before I could catch it. Free show of pant to him, his friend, and all that cared to see. I did a u-turn and didn't return. He eventually left.
      Second time, same dress, trying to catch a cab. I flagged one down and bent over to negotiate. Another gust of wind and free show to all and sundry. I just jumped into the cab without even hearing what price he mentioned. Needless to say, that dress was converted to house dress.

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  42. Mine happened to me at the university, I was I year one.He came to me & said "guy, let's go to town" ( our main campus was 10 kilometres out of town) and he lived at the staff quarters with his dad who was a professor.I told him that I didn't have money oh! He said that wasn't a problem.Na so we enter school bus, of course I assumed he would pay,only for us to get to our bus stop & the bus conductor got down to wait for us & collect his money. As my friend was forming "wetin self,I dey run? Lolz & behold,as we just got out of the bus,my friend screamed, laughing,"I don bail oh!" and took off.I was so horrified, cos I was in the midst of people & didn't have a single clue he was going to do that.I didn't have a dime on me! Not paying school bus fare was a matter between you & student affairs & now my friend had run off,the matter would be a more serious problem. So I was forming as if I was looking for money in my jeans pocket,not knowing the bus conductor was anticipating any move I made, as I made to take off,he stretched his hands & gripped my shirt, knowing, if he holds me down & grabs me, my own don finish. So I pulled with all my strength, we both crashed to the ground near a truck parked by the bus stop. Ladies & gentlemen, that's how I dragged him under the truck kicking his hands cos I was heavier than him.Like a miracle, his hands slipped off me,I rolled towards the other side of the truck & took off.I say with all seriousness that USAIN BOLT Would never have caught me.I ran for a long time until I realised no one was chasing me.But before,I took off,I noticed students on the other side of the road going back to the campus were having a good laugh.I just prayed my girlfriend wasn't amongst them as I took off.When I got to their house,my IDIOT friend was laughing so hard.I couldn't even get angry with him.I was just thankful I didn't get caught.Of course that kind of friend, he did something else that almost got me killed.I abandoned that friendship kia kia.

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  43. My dear stella, my own embarrasing moment was wen I had a job I sold as in contract from my ofice to some contractors!so d contractors said I shd follow dem to d bank for dem to pay,na so I follow dem go bank o!as soon as we got der, in a hurry to get d transaction sealed I was just running up and down d banking hall,next tin I go hear na praaaaaaa! Guess wat? D skirt I wore got torn!rit frm d zip up to d down side of d skirt!and d tear was in rit in d middle o! I was flabbergasted and overwhelmed! Tank God I was wearing black thighs inside d skirt,so dat ws wat was showing! I had to quickly seal d deal,rushed into dia car, got bk to d ofice and borrowed a long scarf frm a college! It was ona Friday so a lot of people wore natives with scarfs,so I just got one I borrowed to save myslf d embarrasment! I can neva forget dat day I tell u!

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  44. I remember wearing wet pant, always washing my dirty pant and socks in the morning

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  45. I was in church leading praise and worship, I was so into it,eyes closed, hands lifted up. Thinking everyone else was worshipping God only to look down and see that my blouse is soak and dripping breast milk. I forgot to wear a breast pad. I just said thank you Lord and gave the mic to the next person.
    While pregnant with my 2nd baby, I went out with my hubby, along the way I was so pressed and needed to do it fast. No where to do it I told him to stop by the wayside so I cld do it. We stopped only for me to realise I was wearing a jumpsuit. You know the one u have to remove from the top and all the way down to free bumbum. I paused hubby was just laughing . When you are pregnant ur bladder decide for you. I just use the car key raise my legs and tear my beautiful jumpsuit. And what a sweet release of pee. Lol

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  46. I peed on myself at a competition... I was actually one of the representatives for my school. Choi!! It was bad mehn.. And one guy dat was chyking me happened to be there... I dunno how it happened but it jes happened..

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  47. Mine was so recent, I met a guy in the bus, asked him for direction because we were both going to the airport, I discovered he's Nigerian, so we got talking, he followed me to get the parcel I went to collect,as we were returning to board a bus back,We had to use the lift to get to the ground floor, we entered the lift and I asked him to press general button instead of ground floor button, he corrected me, I was so ashamed, felt like I wanted to die. I know in his heart he will be looking at me that common ground floor button this girl doesn't know, on top all the forming πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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      Oh really... General button bawl.

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  48. Hahahaha dis cracked me. Pant gobe

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  49. I went to a club with my new heels. I was dancing nd bent backwards. I can go down really low wen I am on sneakers. Na so I land for ground fiam. Everybody started laughing. I almost died of shame.

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  50. So you all have this original sweet gists but won't turn up for Saturday/Sunday in house gist !

    Lmao

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  51. I rem when I was in jss1,my principal came to my class and called me out.She removed my beret with her cain.I was so embarrassed cos my plaited hair was so rough and losing.She also asked what was wrong with my lips.I was sick so my lips was peeling.I told her lack of vitamin. I wished ground open and I enter. Come and see laugh in class

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  52. I was a drama member in church when I was in school. One sunday morning I quickly got dressed and went to church as there was a drama presentation that day, I wore a torn tight but I felt I could manage it and then sew it when I return. Unfortunately,during the drama dat day i was sitting,dramatising serious,shaking my laps nt knowing dat people were looking at my torn tight and some people had started laughing then I lady at the front made a signal that I should sit properly that was when I realized that my torn tight(undies) had been seen. A guy at d front row even shouted oti ya in yoruba language. I was so embarrassed. I managed to finish the part n fled.

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  53. Years ago, I was asked to interpret in Yoruba during the children's service, it was the children's day held in the adult church.The girl preacher was a Ghanian and was preaching in "very good" English,I was trying in my own way to translate to Yoruba only for her to say "and the Saviour" my dear, I just stood there looking like a lost child waiting for who to rescue me LMAO! She repeated if for like many times I don't even remember cos it was just ringing in my ears LoL then she said "Olugbala si wa" and then decided to do both( speak English n translate) herself. I just used style bend down n sat on floor behind the pulpit . I sat there till every member left the church that day. I don't think I ever returned to that church. Now I can never forget that Saviour means Olugbala.

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  54. Madam Stella wey my comment o

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  55. I have this very small eyes. Some people say it's sexy but while growing up, it was a battle. My teachers call me sleepy eyes, some friends call me falling eyes, some half past 4. I was shy and quiet so I ddnt mind.
    On this very good day, my church had a general youth vigil where youths from other came, so church was filled up.
    Me, I was sitting with my goons. During sermon, this usher walked up to me, tapped me and said "Bros, stop sleeping, I said I wasn't, he left.
    After some time, he came again, tapped me and said stop sleeping, I replied again that I was not sleeping, he left.
    He came the 3rd time and I denied as usual, km see usher dy argue with me that I am sleeping and still lying in church. We were still arguing when another usher with big voice said.."leave am, naso him eye be" km see laugh inside church. I felt bad walahi.

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  56. Mine was when i was in uni
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    i was so naive and broke and a virgin.I had happening babes as friends and they advised me to get a boo since i was always broke..so one guy came asking me to spend the night with him in a hotel and i,agreed o.then we got down to business.stupid me didnt know that before making out,at,least have a shower..and i even went to toilet.so because i didnt freshen up,when he wanted to,give me,head from the back,he just jolted like he had seen a ghost
    .the smell was so,unbearable for,him....i,left in shame.

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    1. Eewwww so you dont wash when you poo? Gross

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    2. Hahahaha kikikikikikikikikikikiki can imagine the smell....even unwashed toto dey smell not to talk of with poo..anyway all part of growing up...

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  57. Mine was that moment when I was kissing one chick,since I was abt to get intimate and I tried to carry her from the couch to the Bed like a superman and guess what happen,I farted out so loudly that I was so embarrassed, but that didn't stop me from banging though.

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  58. My ex took me to a restaurant to eat shrimps, few minutes after we ordered the waiter arrives with two plates, the flat one contained 4slices of bread and the other one had a light brown soup with diced vegetables and #small-small CRAYFISH#. He started eating "the thing" so i joined him. As we de chop I come speak English " Honey why are they taking this long to bring the shrimps?" Bros carry face look me but e no take. As soon as he left to take a call, I called the waiter and asked the same stupid question and he said " aunty you are eating the shrimps naw or did you order another plate?. The embarrassing look on ex-boo as he walked in on that conversation was epic

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  59. Mine was at d boarding house, in a prep class wen I had to fart tinking its d silent one. Only for it to make a loud noise n luckily my seat mate was fast asleep,Omo, I had to pretend he was d one n woke him up shouting y u dey mess nah! D whole class was laughing n up till today no one knows i was d one!

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  60. So I was in a return journey from Lagos, I had gone to spend the holiday at my aunt's place. Me wen like to chop wetin I never chop b4, Midnight before my journey, see ijebu garri , Nai I rush soak garri oo. I Woke up in d morning drank plenty water, rushed to the park. Funny enough I did not ease myself before leaving the house. Journey start na, inside Lagos ghon ghon nai piss start 2 catch me oo. I reason d tin, shame not make me tell driver to stop, I tell myself say nor b me dey bear piss for state dat time. As we passed the road leading to Ibadan , nai b sharara, I offload like 2liters of piss inside d bus, My people b4 I piss 4 body I nor know oo. imagine the long journey, shame wan kill me die oo, see smell ��,even ac nor ko de blow well oh, the man sitting by myside nor wan hear ham oo. For my mind I dey beg d man "Oga e don do", before people hear am, turn am to topic of discussion, we reach park finish, person wen suppose to pick me kon dey delay, fear to let me Sidon near others for seat in d reception, I just carry my load stand near d bus. I just dey ask God why me dat day..

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