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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Laugh Out Loud This Wednesday..

This is so funny!



Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from a Hausa Man


"Dear Sir,


I have some kwuestions to ask:


Lamba wan - Za keyboard alpabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?


Lamba tu - Zere is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?


Lamba tree - I habe already learned Microsoft word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?


Lamba por - zere is a recycle bin but... zere is no one who comes to kwallect za bin.


Pinally eh fersonal kwuestion: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?" #kwafied from whatsapp group


68 comments:

  1. LMAO.... Hope bill get to see this so he can answer those questions

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  2. I didn't laugh.....i don't laugh when I'm broke.

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    1. Hahahahahaha! Funny you!

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    2. Who your laff EPP?
      Yan yan yan yan yan yan...
      See ur mouth like "atiro"
      😂😂😂


      No vex o. Na joke oo

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    3. Hahahahahaha, please don't be broke o

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  3. Migraine inducing......couldn't read.
    Hello people!!!

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    1. Lol! As a fresh boy that you are......

      Hello People----> Hi Eze

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    2. Just cool like the weather over here today. You ? 😃🙈

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  4. 😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆 This is hilarious. Let him answer cos all the questions are valid

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  5. Tasty Peppersoup For Events (08182519282)31 May 2017 at 13:39

    Lol

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  6. Stella u must be a very happy person with no problems in life cos u find every rubbish funny especially dat nedu wazobia fm sister NKECHI skits

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    1. Whoever did this to you is very mean.

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    2. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    3. Na wa for you o, We all can't be as bitter as you madame Mommax

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  7. Lmao. Nigerians can form joke ehn.

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  8. Lmaooo.😂😂😂😂

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  9. Haha haha loool
    Lamba sis:when is the president coming back?

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  10. Congratulobia 😁😆😄😂😋


    ... Jesus is my worth!

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  11. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  12. He probably didn't understand what he was talking about, speaking in tongues is not for everybody 😕 & where's our phrezizent BTW? I heard that Aisha has gone to meet him in z oza room, can they be fast & come out already 😒

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  13. Enter your comment...not funny

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  14. Lamba ko, ko ma roll ni. Lmfaooo but I am not smiling.

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  15. LMAO. E reach to resign sef 😁😁😁

    This na villager country people. Hehehehe

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  16. Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,......

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  17. Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,...... lol @ why u dey sell window wey ur name na gate.....rolling on the ground laffing

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  18. hahahahahahahahe my northern aboki dem be repping.
    abeg i how do i get rid of my hausa accent? not like i no sabi speak English oooh but i have that hausa accent that kinda make it easier for people to know am based in the north. and i hate that.





    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. Pls don't get rid of it o. Personally, I feel speaking good English with an Hausa accent is sexy just the French speaking English.
      God bless you for not hoarding the gift mummy Mary gave you. You have a good heart.

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  19. Lol.

    Keep shading your president.

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  20. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  21. @why is your name gates, when you HV windows
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  22. This isn't funny to me abeg.

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    1. Please RISE to the level of loving to laugh, it's good for the health.

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    2. But it is not funny na Defence minister Rachy!

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    3. @my opinion 😃😃 your name says it all 👊🏻😃

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  23. Lmao
    Too mush time dey ur hand oga comedian

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  24. So funny but I forgot to laugh
    Try again
    Error error error

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  25. Lol,i used corect hausa accent to read that

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  26. Hahahahaha, I just have to laff

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  27. Hahaha
    Villager, please come and caution your Hausa broda

    😆😆😆😆😆

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  28. Funny, but one has to read twice to comprehend the words. Hausa people and their accent though!

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  29. Hausa peeps sha, anyways I smiled while reading.

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  30. The guy fit don jump inside lagoon after reading this after resigning though, the Hausa person is right though #yinmu

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  31. Maybe I'm in a sour mood but I don't find this funny

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