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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

Laugh Out Loud This Wednesday..

This is so funny!



Bill Gates resigns as
Chairman of Microsoft after receiving the following letter from a Hausa Man


"Dear Sir,


I have some kwuestions to ask:


Lamba wan - Za keyboard alpabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?


Lamba tu - Zere is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?


Lamba tree - I habe already learned Microsoft word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?


Lamba por - zere is a recycle bin but... zere is no one who comes to kwallect za bin.


Pinally eh fersonal kwuestion: Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?" #kwafied from whatsapp group


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66 comments:

  1. Villager31 May 2017 at 13:32

    Phoni.

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  2. BigBanty31 May 2017 at 13:35

    LMAO.... Hope bill get to see this so he can answer those questions

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  3. Becky naka (Beautiful home concept....your sure plug for industrial cleaning)31 May 2017 at 13:35

    I didn't laugh.....i don't laugh when I'm broke.

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  4. Anonymous31 May 2017 at 13:36

    LMAO

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  5. Iamking Eze31 May 2017 at 13:37

    Migraine inducing......couldn't read.
    Hello people!!!

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    1. Diamond Nmasinachi 31 May 2017 at 15:12

      Lol! As a fresh boy that you are......

      Hello People----> Hi Eze

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    2. Iamking Eze31 May 2017 at 15:29

      Heyy rachy.whatsup.

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    3. Diamond Nmasinachi 31 May 2017 at 16:28

      Just cool like the weather over here today. You ? 😃🙈

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  6. Broomstick31 May 2017 at 13:38

    😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆 This is hilarious. Let him answer cos all the questions are valid

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  7. STARRY LARRY31 May 2017 at 13:38

    Hahahaha





    *Larry was here*

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  8. Mommax31 May 2017 at 13:40

    Stella u must be a very happy person with no problems in life cos u find every rubbish funny especially dat nedu wazobia fm sister NKECHI skits

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    1. Broomstick31 May 2017 at 15:38

      Whoever did this to you is very mean.

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    2. Sweet Mother31 May 2017 at 15:58

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    3. KIDJO aka S.B.V (Sexiest Blog Visitor ) 👸👄💜31 May 2017 at 17:37

      Na wa for you o, We all can't be as bitter as you madame Mommax

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  9. Justyswt31 May 2017 at 13:45

    Lmao. Nigerians can form joke ehn.

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  10. Greatlady.31 May 2017 at 13:45

    Lmaooo.😂😂😂😂

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  11. bravitudegal31 May 2017 at 13:46

    Haha haha loool
    Lamba sis:when is the president coming back?

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  12. Priceless Jewel31 May 2017 at 13:47

    Congratulobia 😁😆😄😂😋


    ... Jesus is my worth!

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  13. BLOGLORD (MVBM)31 May 2017 at 13:50

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  14. Yori Yori Princess31 May 2017 at 13:50

    hahahahaha microsoft sentence. yeye

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  15. Unknown31 May 2017 at 13:51

    lol

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  16. Anonymous31 May 2017 at 13:52

    He probably didn't understand what he was talking about, speaking in tongues is not for everybody 😕 & where's our phrezizent BTW? I heard that Aisha has gone to meet him in z oza room, can they be fast & come out already 😒

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  17. Anonymous31 May 2017 at 13:54

    Enter your comment...not funny

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  18. Koko31 May 2017 at 13:54

    Lamba ko, ko ma roll ni. Lmfaooo but I am not smiling.

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  19. SARA31 May 2017 at 13:55

    LMAO. E reach to resign sef 😁😁😁

    This na villager country people. Hehehehe

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  20. Unknown31 May 2017 at 13:55

    Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,......

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  21. Kiks31 May 2017 at 13:56

    😒

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  22. Unknown31 May 2017 at 13:57

    Chai!!!! Chai!!!! This is,...... lol @ why u dey sell window wey ur name na gate.....rolling on the ground laffing

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  23. Rappakatakata31 May 2017 at 13:57

    Funny.

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  24. excited courtesy31 May 2017 at 13:57

    Kikikikikiki

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  25. Poshscents...For your perfume needs ,0808429585431 May 2017 at 13:58

    Looooooooooll

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  26. shay31 May 2017 at 13:58

    lolz

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  27. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 31 May 2017 at 13:59

    hahahahahahahahe my northern aboki dem be repping.
    abeg i how do i get rid of my hausa accent? not like i no sabi speak English oooh but i have that hausa accent that kinda make it easier for people to know am based in the north. and i hate that.





    *hangs leg on the wall*

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    1. Wild Rose31 May 2017 at 15:57

      Pls don't get rid of it o. Personally, I feel speaking good English with an Hausa accent is sexy just the French speaking English.
      God bless you for not hoarding the gift mummy Mary gave you. You have a good heart.

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  28. Candor31 May 2017 at 13:59

    Lol.

    Keep shading your president.

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  29. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)31 May 2017 at 14:06

    LMAO

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  30. Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink)31 May 2017 at 14:06

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  31. Ghodea31 May 2017 at 14:08

    Hahahahaha.....!!!

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  32. Bukipreety31 May 2017 at 14:09

    Hilarious

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  33. oiza31 May 2017 at 14:10

    Not funny

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  34. Olawealth Ankara- Digital Marketing- Website Designer- +234703721098131 May 2017 at 14:11

    @why is your name gates, when you HV windows
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  35. Debbie me31 May 2017 at 14:17

    This isn't funny to me abeg.

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    1. Diamond Nmasinachi 31 May 2017 at 15:14

      Please RISE to the level of loving to laugh, it's good for the health.

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    2. my opinion31 May 2017 at 16:01

      But it is not funny na Defence minister Rachy!

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    3. Diamond Nmasinachi 31 May 2017 at 16:30

      @my opinion 😃😃 your name says it all 👊🏻😃

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  36. CharisMAtic DIVA31 May 2017 at 14:30

    Lmao
    Too mush time dey ur hand oga comedian

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  37. Happychild_disturbed soul31 May 2017 at 14:33

    So funny but I forgot to laugh
    Try again
    Error error error

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  38. same girl31 May 2017 at 14:43

    Lol,i used corect hausa accent to read that

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  39. Nwannewi31 May 2017 at 14:57

    Hahahahaha, I just have to laff

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  40. CEO Empress31 May 2017 at 15:06

    Hahaha
    Villager, please come and caution your Hausa broda

    😆😆😆😆😆

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  41. SPOTLIGHT 31 May 2017 at 15:16

    Too pink walahi

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  42. SHAKITI BABY31 May 2017 at 15:35

    Lol

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  43. uniquebeauty31 May 2017 at 15:38

    Funny, but one has to read twice to comprehend the words. Hausa people and their accent though!

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  44. Jumiapersonalshopper31 May 2017 at 17:17

    Hausa peeps sha, anyways I smiled while reading.

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  45. Unknown31 May 2017 at 19:07

    Funny

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  46. Unknown1 June 2017 at 01:14

    The guy fit don jump inside lagoon after reading this after resigning though, the Hausa person is right though #yinmu

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  47. fidel71 June 2017 at 19:44

    Maybe I'm in a sour mood but I don't find this funny

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