#beautifultuesday #cloudy #myboyfriendsrock #offtoschool #earlymorningshoppingloading #chocolatecakeonmymind #motherhoodisyourportioninJesusname #wonderingwhattheexchangerateisnow
Are you already at work?...I have been getting amazing stories/testimonies of people getting jobs from adverts posted on this blog and I am overwhelmed..If you are one of them...Congrats
Face of In house news,Where are you?..Let me fix this for 8am and see if the response will be different...#Testingtestingtesting
If the comments do not reach 500,I will take it back to 7am.
LOL
Have a nice day ya'll
Kisses!
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Tuesday, May 16, 2017
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There was this couple who had been married for 6 years.
ReplyDeleteEvery time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real Dick.
She went completely ballistic: "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy......you explain the kids."
#DontQuoteMe
Meaning they are both guilty
DeleteHahahahaha.
DeleteTop of the morning Elastic and ur stories are always nice.
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DeleteGood morning Stella!
DeleteChai!!!
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DeleteHahahaha na to off light and reassume position sure pass
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ReplyDelete*"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre philosophy.```
*"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE for the better!```
Good morning beeveeleonsππ
Both single n double
How are you all?
Wishing us all a pleasant day aheadπ
TheQueen where are you? U just go like that, we no see your brake light. ππ
I missed you oo.πππ
#manhoodRocks
#tested&trusted
#TeamArsenal
#ProudTeacher
#tallDarkHandsomeππ
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DeleteI like the sound of this: beeveeleons!
Hey Yoruba boyπ». I met one like U d other day. Actually an uber driver. Whiles he carried me he was so nice telling me how much he had made from this country Tru wat he z doing. That he even has a house of his own. And that his younger sister was deported(she fell in love wit fellow Yoruba guy that got her preggy n tru d sufferings, they wre caught with drugs n Bla Bla). The guys gentle man nature Was so overwhelming(d uber driver). Lil wonder they break hearts. He also complemented me. He said im not rude at all like most ppl like me from naija. Lol then he offered his complementary card. That was Wre I stopped him. But in all great dude(I rarely meet Ur ppl) well I look snobbish till U get to know me
DeleteToday I declare that the Lord's faithfulness and mercy shall be with you: and in His name shall your horn be exalted. I pray and prophecy that From now on, anything that is giving you trouble and causing doubt will flee from you, before mockery will be attached to your name, God will give u victory In a way that no man can explain, God will do a great thing for you that will make you become an envy of others and render them speechless in Jesus mighty name!!!
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DeleteAMEN!!π
DeleteAmen..
DeleteAmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
DeleteEvangelist Em 2 d Jay Jay
DeleteAmen!!!!!
DeleteStart every day with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow
ReplyDeletePay close attention to people who don't clap when you win.
I am king Eze, I'm fine my love, my sugar, too much sauce. I love you. π π π π
My bee10 Good morning beautiful woman,
The African queen
The morning star
Good morning everyone and do have a wonderful day
Morning priya
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DeleteGood morning princess..
DeleteGood morning Priya
DeleteMorning to you too........
DeleteYou and this your king Eze, I dey give Una the 'eye'
Godd morning blog family. Beautiful miss priya abeeg lemme perch under your comment..
Deleteblog family help a sister with answer to this question ooh.
Is it true that Dr. Miracle doesn't produce any body cream, serum,bathing soap, shower gel?
I've been using all their body product for sometimes now,and to be honest the result speak for itself. By chocolate is radiant and glowing. The ish now is am scared bcos of what my friend that visited me told me ooo. She said Dr. Miracle only produces relaxer and hair products only. That I've being using fake things on my body. Ewwww!! I goggled their products and truly I saw only hair products displayed.
Hi priya!!
DeleteGood morning Beautiful!
DeleteBlowing kisses your way Baby!π
First
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, no.
DeleteTry again tomorrow
DeleteNo you are not first, I am first...lol. yeah! Stella I've changed my blog I. D to my business name. I followed your advise, thanks. Is time for business my fellow bv. Have a nice day everyone. #Rainnyday #wheatherfortwo
DeleteGood morning darlingπππ
DeleteNo baby.....how are you??
DeleteTry tommorowπππ
DeleteThis is for we the ladies, somebody has a message for us......
ReplyDeleteImmediately after Church service you will just pack your Bible and be rushing home, you will not give a brother a chance to talk to you, after you will be praying to marry in December, shebi it's Angel Gabriel that will come and woo you in the spirit? i wonder what you kept in that your house.
A brother will be eying you at church, hoping for an opportunity to come over and introduce himself, but before they share the grace in fellowship fuuuuuuuuumm you have disappear with your high heels, stop behaving like that aunty, it's not good oo, that is one of the evidence of delay πππ.
Atleast stay a while after service, say your thanksgiving prayer silently and sit down small, wave and smile at the folks you know and exchange hellos, abi how does it use to do you? You think all those fine suits and sleek texudo we use to wear in the Lord don't have purpose? πππ, you cannot even wait small and notice our new shoe, mtcheeeww, every time we try to get close you'll be forming serious sister and be scaring somebody, as if it's only you the preaching use to touch. If you like run home this sunday, don't wait let somebody see chance and talk to you... π
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DeleteI read this somewhere yesterday, laugh almost finished me. The author is right though
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DeleteWho 'll teach me how to make money on SMππππ
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DeleteMe π
DeleteMe sef won learn ooo
DeleteOnce a lady got a letter. She looked at envelope and saw that there was no stamp and no postmark, it had only her name and address. She opened it.
ReplyDeleteShe read the letter, “Dear Rose, I will be coming to your neighborhood this afternoon and would like to pay a visit to you. Love Always.. Jesus.”
Reading this letter Rose was shaken and started thinking to herself, “Why would Jesus visit me? I have nothing to offer…”
With this she remembered about her empty kitchen cabinets and reached for her purse to check for money. She saw that she had only 5 dollars.
She thought about things she could buy and hurried out of the door. She went to the market and bought a loaf of bread and a carton of milk with some sliced turkey. She had only some cents left with her yet she was happy holding those meager offering tucked under her arm.
On her way back home she heard a voice saying, “Lady, can you help us?” When she turned back she saw a man and woman in ragged clothes, they were dirty and smelled bad.
The man said, “Lady, i ain’t got a job and me and my wife have been living on the streets and it’s getting cold and we have nothing to eat. We are really hungry. If you could help us we would really appreciate..”
Rose replied, “Sir, I would like to help but I myself, I'm a poor woman and all I've is some bread and turkey cuts which i bought for an important guest coming tonight.”
“Okay.. I can understand lady.. Thanks anyway”, the man replied and held the hand of his wife and headed back to the alley. As Rose watched them leave, she felt a little twinge in her heart. She turned back towards the man and his wife and said, “Sir.. wait..”
The couple stopped. Rose ran towards them, and handed them the grocery bag and said, “Sir, take this food with you. I will figure something out to serve my guest.”
“Thank you!! thank you!!”, said the man’s wife. Rose saw that she was shivering from cold, seeing this Rose unbuttoned her coat and gave it to her and said, “You know, I have got another coat at home.. You take this one.”
Then smiling she turned and walked back toward her home.
She was shivering with cold and worried about not having anything to offer to Jesus after she reached home. When she got home, she opened her door. As she entered she noticed another mail.
She took envelope and opened it.
It Read: Dear Rose, it was good to see you.. Thank you for the lovely meal and also for the beautiful coat. Love Always.. Jesus.
Moral: What you put in life is what you get back from it. What you do in the society..in thoughts, in words or in deeds.. they will recompose in some way.
It may tarry, it may come in an unexpected way. It may be like a stone tossed in the sky, or like a ball thrown into the depths of the water. It may be like a boomerang..but it will find a way.
Always Help others from the little you've got, regardless of how hard it seems. Make good impacts in any life you come across. You never can tell when you'll be reaching out to an angel.
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Beautiful !kisses simi
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DeleteSimi my love xx
DeleteGood morning Simiπππ
DeleteExactly.
DeleteAlways show a little Kindness.thanks.
Simi, omo jesu, bawo ni??
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DeleteBless you Simi Darling!π
Ola how do yu feel not seeing sp by 7am...
ReplyDeleteToday is gonna be dull and boring, I can feel it. At work already
*whispers* #ihaveacrush.
Lolz...
Delete7am is better ooooo
That 8am no gel atall.
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We all have crush...
DeleteWhere there is life there is hope. I prophesy that your dry bones will live by the spirit of God Almighty. Every dead situation in your life shall live again in Jesus name. Every door of spiritual leakage in your life be close in the name that is above every other name. May God make everything you touch from now onwards to succeed, you shall prosper in Jesus name. You shall wax great and exceedingly great in the Mighty name of Jesus. Your divinely prepared helpers and partners must locate you. From this moment, the settled word of God concerning your life shall spring forth into manifestation in Jesus Wonderful name. Amen.
ReplyDeleteGood morning. Have a lovely day.
Amen.
DeleteAMEN!!! I just screen shot your comment like the one I did when a blog visitor wrote a prayer for kids. Can't remember who it was but God bless you for that prayer, I declare it everyday on my boys.
DeleteAmen!!!
DeleteAmen,same to you dear..
DeleteThank God
Ameeeeeeeeeeen!!!
DeleteWe are now grooming Pastors and 'Pastresses', I think we should start Yard fellowship, seriously!!
A big AMEN!
DeleteStella I think this 8am its more better,7am its too extra early
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DeleteJust got to work in fact I am feeling sleepy.
ReplyDeleteHello everyone miss priya ππππ
Hello my Bee10. π π π π
DeleteMorning to all my lovelies. May God bless our hustle.
ReplyDeleteI will surely testify soon. I believe it.
How are ur kids dear?
DeleteAmen to ur prayers
DeleteHow have you been Justyswt..
DeleteTop of the day to you all.
ReplyDeleteMay we be blessed on all sides today.
amrb5
Deleteamen.
DeleteSORRY GUYS, let me comfortably rant here..
ReplyDeleteSimone and Sasha was eliminated yesterday @dancing with the stars....who else is watching? ☺
I am so upset, ndi 'Amurika' are so biased, kai! I know her elimination has something to do with her comment last week 'smiles don't get you gold medals'. Meanwhile David is still there, and can't even move his body not to talk of knowing how to dance, but he still chilling there, mtcheeeeewwww. End of rant.
Good morning lovelies.
Chai,i didn't see that coming but elimination is based on votes so I guess it was tym!!
DeleteI made it to SP whoop whoop. Please leave it at 8am. I'm still here to market myself Stells. Don't forget me in your largess. I'm a drama free old Bv.*smiles * Have a wonderful week people and let the hustle pay!
ReplyDeleteStella pls get a present for me!
ReplyDeleteWhy? Becos u are Peppi? Shift for my road jare
DeleteGood morning Y'all
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday to me
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Happy birthday Kayanmata.
DeleteHappy Birthday Girl...more customers to your business in Jesus name
DeleteHappy birthday
DeleteHappy birthday x
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DeleteHappy birthday dear.
DeleteGod's blessings all the way..
Enjoy yourself.
Happy birthday mama kayan
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DeleteI'm running back to you with my hands lifted high
ReplyDeleteI give U my heart and I give U my heart
I don't mean to be emotional but sometimes I cry when I think of all the pains that I caused you inside but ......
YOU STILL LOVE ME!!❤️π
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DeleteNow dont me feel badπ’
DeleteYes,He still loves us.
He started loving us even before we were formed.But Still we keep hurting Him....
And yet He Keeps loving Us....❤️
Tell my internet to behave oh...wanna watch Chris and Vanessa on the voice. I think Alicia is looking beyond making either of them win, I feel she is making them perform for labels that might be watching.
ReplyDeleteUna good morning
Gudmorin Stella
ReplyDeleteGudmorin bvs
Kisses to ur bfs...
#motherhoodismyportionijnAmen
Pls my people help to find kidjo ooo...were are u.
Ed welcome backπππ
Morning sharon. kidjo come on here
DeleteGudmorning Sharon
DeleteKidjo where are you, we are missing you,
DeleteGood morning Sharon
Thanks darling,good morning and Amen to your prayerππππ
DeleteAmen.
DeleteStella,I say I BIG Amen to your prayer concerning motherhood. I claim with a BIG FAITH in JESUS Name,Amen.
ReplyDeleteTnx.
God bless.
Stella,I need Chocolate ice cream..
DeleteGood morning everyone, hope we all slept well... Please am gonna do a little ranting today because I just feel like ranting
ReplyDeleteGod works in mysterious ways, this I have known since my childhood days but I can say for the first time it really dawned on me how that phrase came about... It is so sad how some people we trust and would do anything for always end up using it as weakness and stabbing us in the back... Been very sad nd confused since last week Wednesday but could not say anything here, because I did not want anyone to pounce on me or call me beggar nd d rest names you all love calling people who lament about money, I read the comment about the bv whose friend entered her house nd stole her money and. Was just surprised at why people do that... Was defrauded last week of 60,000 and it was not funny, someone who I must have trusted with my ATM pin and also know where I usually keep the card did that to me because most times due to laziness and d rest I give it to them to withdraw money for different reason,so my foolishness was me not keeping it a secret, so someone targeted me and went with my atm and cleared my account leaving only 3,000 in it and I never got any alert regarding the transaction that is what baffles me, I called the rest guys around me to confront them, plead even swear because I truly needed d money but everyone I suspect said it wasn't them, someone suggested key inside Bible, when d Bible turns it means d person is guilty or something but they all refused saying that stuff is not always accurate and reliable, but I was shocked bcos the atm card was not stolen and I saw it in my bag where I kept it.... Been so sad since but refused to complain or be down about it bcos God has a reason for everything, yesterday someone shocked me by sending me 7,000 and when I asked what it was for the person said nothing that he just felt it in his heart to send me money and I quickly got few groceries and some other things so God is still watching over me and this post is more of telling those who would say am begging that I am not, am just giving hope to others please don't give up since that money was stolen, God has been there providing in ways I never expected...I have learnt my lesson now sha and Changed my atm pin already but why do people do evil to their fellow man?
Have a nice day everyone... God bless our going out and coming in today amen
The first thing my father told me when I got my ATM card is... Never divulge your pin to someone, no matter how much you think you love the person. Its just my family members and I that know my pin, in short, we know each others pin. Any other person? NEVER! not even my boyfriend
DeleteIsaacson sorry oo...but human beings r greedy by nature.You will be fine,take heart
DeleteGod is indeed great @Isaac
Deletehave 2 accounts /cards.
Deletethe main one and the aux.
the aux should be the one you give out to people. transfer from the main to the aux whatever amount you need at that moment and they help you get it if you can't go yourself.
I wonder how people give out their atm pins with ease. I can't do that at all. Tried it only once at an occasion when I sent my PA to get me some cash because I couldn't drive out . Other cars were packed in front of mine. Immediately he made the withdrawal on my way home I stopped by an atm and changed my pin instantly.
DeleteI see women sending out their househelps, sales girls , drivers etc with their pins to make withdrawals.
Please be careful who you share your pins with.
She say she cannot wait o
DeleteShe say its getting late o
She say she wants to faint oo Haaaa
Story for the gods. ( Olamide bursting my head dis morning)
Ohhh my boo so sorry, leave the person to God, them go soon catch am.
DeleteSorry dear, I can relate to this cos it has happened to me before, a person I call a friend cleared my account using my ATM, how she got my pin till date baffles me..
DeleteIf only you got an alert, you would have gone to the bank to demand for the picture of the person.
DeleteIt's well. The person stole all your challenges and trials. Life goes on.
So sorry!!
DeleteSo touchΓ©s.@ Isaacson
DeleteIt is well dear...
More favour from God..
So sorry, I can only imagine how you feel. Please follow Pipi's advice. The only card you give people to make withdrawals for you should be the from the other account and not your main one.
DeletePele, God will replenish all you lost
Good morning Stella
ReplyDeleteAtheist where are you?
This 8am time is cool.
Positive Vibes Only today!
*UR EYES WILL ENJOY THIS*
ReplyDelete*The Holy Alphabet... This is Beautiful...*
Whoever came up with this one must have been filled with the Holy Spirit!
*A* lthough things are not perfect,
*B* ecause of trial or pain,
*C* ontinue in thanksgiving
*D* on't even think of whom to blame .
*E* ven when the times are hard,
*F* ierce winds are bound to blow,
*G* od is forever able
*H* old on to Jesus .
*I* magine life without His love,
*J* oy would cease to be,
*K* eep thanking Him for all the things
*L* ove imparts you to see.
*M* ove out of Complaining ',
*N* o weapon that is known
*O* n earth can yield the power
*P* raise can do alone.
*Q* uit worrying about the future,
*R* edeem the time at hand,
*S* tart every day with prayer
*T* o 'thank' is God's command.
*U* ntil we see Him coming,
*V* ictorious in the sky,
*W* e'll run the race with gratitude,
*X* alting the Most High God.
*Y* es, there'll be good times and yes some will be bad, but...
*Z* ion awaits in glory...where no one is ever sad!
The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything..
Love and peace be with you forever, Amen.
Lmao Stella pls leave it at 8am biko. Good morning people,have a grace filled day. I'm out.
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DeleteMadam XP,
Whr r u now?
Av mzzd Ur comments ooooo,idk if dey say am licking Ur ass jst holla already joorπ
Good morning! Thank God spontaneous post is now 8am
ReplyDeleteYesterday, I tried commenting on another blog, and I felt guilty when I wanted to use my blog π that I ended up commenting as Anonymous
This weather got me feeling in a naughty way but I've given my life to Jesus *RME*.. Jesus, come heal me
Lol.
DeleteIt's OK to feel mushy once in a whileπ
Gm
Don't feel bad jor!!!! The sky is big enough for every blogger and commments!!
DeleteGood morning all.
ReplyDeleteI have a question to ask cos I saw it plenty of it mentioned yesterday
WHAT IS KENYAN MATA?
It's (I don't even know if it's a lubricant or a pill) something that makes you have a bomb pussy,in a nutshell!
DeleteIt's a libido aphrodisiac
Delete"Kayan"
DeleteYou're Abuja based and asking about kayanmata?
DeleteI dey come
I think sex booaster,from what I have been reading here!!
DeleteIf her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, it wasn't you who decided to have sex. Trust me.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination....that's all.
Good morning to all girls/women who like cocktail (hold the tail) #ineversaidiwasagoodgirl
Good morning to all guys who knows how to make a lady shake #youareonmyto-dolist ohhhh!!! I don't mean this last hashtag π .
I don't know why, but I've never been a fan of matching undies.. Not even a fan of bra. #FreeTheTitties.. Lol
DeleteMorning chameleon. walking awayπΆπΆ
DeleteSpoilt shild
DeleteChameleon so what if she wears it like that everyday...Ur mind dirty sha but I still like u like that☺
Delete@Chameleon hahahahaha
DeleteI don't agree with this your theory. Sometimes I even match my undies with the colour of clothes I'm wearing and I even keep wondering why I do that as if everyone will see what I'm wearing underneath.
DeleteNah not all the time..most of my bras match with my panties.. no plan for what so ever.
DeleteGood Morning Yard Members, wet morning, this weather is wonderful abeg....
ReplyDeleteSometimes, you meet someone that changes everything..... Amazing!!!!
Some of those vacancies na real wa.... The way some people want to use others is really appalling!!
My lovelies, y'all rockπππππππππππππππππππππππ
Fabbie, I've got gist for you ooooo, make we 'relate'πππππ
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DeleteMorning cookie
DeleteYou must be in Lagos. Love morning rain.
DeleteCookieeee
DeletePlease reveal the guy na. Haba!!
Deleteit's raining right now in PH too.
DeleteGood morning fams, may HIS name alone be praise, thank you for the gift of seeing today, the rain has really cause heavy traffic, Lovemejeje my telemundo boo hope you saw our women of steel. May our day be blessed.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I have lectures today but I'm not going for it.. Will have a warm bath then eat and continue sleeping.
ReplyDeleteYou Only Live Once, YOLO!
Congrats, to blog visitors that God bless through this platform with Jobs..Congrats.
ReplyDeleteCongrats also to bv that was favoured or blessed thru.this blog..
God bless all the Angels in da house,
God bless you STELLA, you rock..
Good morning blogfam..
Still in heavy traffic. I just heard my boss is on leave!
ReplyDeleteI'm so taking tomorrow off.
4 months salaries from 2015 still not paid, 4months from 2016 not paid, 2months 2017 not paid. Rent due next month. Oluwa this month of Grace, make a way for your children.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Stella leave it by 8.00 am because that is when works start.
ReplyDeleteI read where mosquitoes were complaining of hailing people. Please where can we get tusa tusa?
The Queen I am around oo and Sandy Yo I dey full ground. My Data finished yesterday so I had to get another one that yesterday. So I am here.
Good morning great people. I love you all too much. Thank you guys.
Watching my series and also about to take my London tea. Thank God big Boss travelled to bring more forgetting it is for yori yori Yo.
See you all. It will do my hailing tomorrow
Good morning Stella and bvs,glad I could meet up here today,my girlfriend whom I met here is here in Lagos,but this cramp won't lemme be great, na lie,we go still rock town together,pls o I'm need of a very good job oo,I'm tired of staying at home o,I don submit CVS tire oo,I have a B.tech in microbiology.I can work in hospitals, pharmaceutical, food industries etc.Thank yo in villagers voice.
ReplyDeleteSo nice Post Thanks
ReplyDeleteCommodity trading Call ## Commodity Jackpot Call
8am is good for SP please!
ReplyDeleteRain! Rain!! Rain!!!very lovely weather.
8:11 am,
ReplyDeleteAnd we have over 50 comments?π±
Wow!
GM Every1....Loving dis Lagos weather......A great day Y'allπ
Good morning lovelies, please say a word of prayer for my mum,who slept in the Lord 9years ago today.
ReplyDelete#onmywaytocourt
#moodswingnormalformethisperiodbutiwillsurviv
#Godaboveall
#smallgirlwithanoverdoGod
#kissesπππππ
Good morning my neighbours!
ReplyDeleteBeen at work for over an hour.Even had a 30mins nap so I am wide awake and not pretending.
I almost fell flat on my face yesterday.Might have been embarrassing except I am used to such epic betrayal from my heels especially considering how loyal I am to high heels.
Attended an amateur comedy show last weekend and laughed more at the very bad jokes than the good ones.I love bad jokes.It cracks me up how unfunny bad jokes are.
TGW I hope you got you some yesterday......lol
Good morning beautiful souls here.Stella you are very funny but we love you like that!
ReplyDeleteIn other news I'm in a spirit this morning and I feel pike hailing every body here!
Lovemejeje nwanyi di sharp,Bloogie nwanyi ka ibeya,TGW omalicha,Sharon Aminu hope you are good now?,Bee10 my love for you no get rival,Krix where is my birthaday cake?
Chike nwoke OMA,Emjay,jostify mum how is your baby,fan mum,pipilee,Chikito,Ola,Chameleon any sexual news?,vivi,Idea to,Makason,Elastic,Villager,Rocky,Sandy yo(the real one oo lol,)Amada favour,Miss Priya.
Justy,Sugar,Beloved,Fan Emmanuel, Queen and boss,DRoyality,Tetrina nneoma,.Abeg my hand they pain me oooo.
I dey come!Let me reach office first. I have lots of donations to do today.Hope my sperm will not finish today.
$Positivevibesonly$
Good morning beautiful people.
ReplyDeleteIt is a wet Tuesday,have so many activities lined up today.
Still believing God for a miracle.
Please help me blog fam, a 17 yr old girl I mentored during my teaching practice just called me to tell me dat she missed her period!! Her mother will surely kill her dats for sure cos d mama has lofty dreams for this nonsensical girl. Abeg is there anything she can use? She is just two weeks gone by her calculations.
ReplyDeleteThanks, will be reading comments.
I just recently moved to Ajao estate airport road. My God I wish I didnt. There is never light. I have never ever seen light in this area. Beautiful houses but no light. You can't save money in this area just get ready to buy fuel for the rest of your life walahi
ReplyDeleteThen the roads here God forbid. Lord help me
Local government chairman here are none existent.
Richfield in Ajao estate- terrible area
The day I stopped opening up to people dats when my respect trippled...people always want to size u up by ur problems.
ReplyDeleteGood morning allll. Stella I beg you ehn, this 8 am is better e jor. I am still in bed. I dey night shift today, igbadun unlimited. Might sleep some more..see y'all
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that smiles like a guy when I see a pretty girl...and just tell them girl Ure so pretty πππ...I like seeing fine girls
ReplyDeleteGood morning all
ReplyDeleteIts has tayed small since i visited this blog.
It is well sha.
May God bless us all.
Thank you Jesus for giving me a job after years of waka,I am grateful. May favour continue to follow me especially in my new place of work Amen
ReplyDeletePS abeg all the drammarians in the house, I need action from you all today, need to keep my day interesting as I no get work this morning
ReplyDeleteSP kedu
ReplyDeleteCold Tuesday, loving it though.
Nice day everyone.
I want to send my testimony on the good job i will get on this blog amen.
ReplyDeleteI wish is rain could fall all day so I can stay on my bed n play candy crush... now I hv to go to work... I can't seem to pass dis candy crush stage 1599...
ReplyDeleteLet the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to criticize others...
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DeleteThanks to all those who called to enquire about our tasty peppersoup. My mum is super excited and has been praying for you Stella. God bless you real good. Keep the calls coming.
ReplyDeletePlease Stella I prefer it to be 8a.m. I planned to go out early today, now see me see rain!
ReplyDeleteRaining morning.
ReplyDeleteThe way I feel weak when I'm on my period na wa. I sleep early and sleep all through the night.
Wonderful Tuesday y'all
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DeleteSuper star m
Same to you Swaggie
DeleteSo I just watched this video of a man who caught his best friend in his house naked with his wife after his wife complained that the friend was disturbing her and he planned with her to set him up. The video is funny πππ the way the "Chukwudi" was called ehn.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, my sister in law just won an important court case π...my brother marry better thing.
Good morning everyone. I think Iron rose centres so much on altagracia. She is all over the series.They just started repeating woman of steel yesterday #Germanypartyloading.
ReplyDeleteAdaugo imo
Ever since my MIL came to stay with us, i have been having weird dreams.I told my husband,he accused me of witch-hunting,as i know many will do after reading my comment. But yesterday dream was weirder!
ReplyDeleteIn the dream,i removed a barely alive cat from inside my house,i took it to the backyard to dispose of,when i saw a little dead bird on the ground and a barely alive python coiled in a black basket with it's tail cut off,and it's skin looked so scaly and ugly.There was a white rabbit,by it's side for it to feed on,but it couldn't.I ran back inside so it won't attack me. Please, those with spiritual understanding should explain this dream to me.
Pray fast pray
DeleteI don't know why Davido will show off how much he spent in a london club. This is what is putting youth of this days into trouble because they will want to be the person they are not
ReplyDeleteRaining heavily here,this weather hmmmm....still in bed though. Good morning everyoneππππ
ReplyDeleteI want God to do great things beyond my expectations. Pleasant Surprises only. Amen
ReplyDeleteE karo gbogbo ile oo
ReplyDeleteThis 8:am SP is bae!
At least one would have been through with school run and breaky.
Wetin dey happen na? Any new story about D'Royalty today?
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Can't believe I'm still trending on this blog....
Choi! I'm the original Blog celebrity(Blogbrity). And the cowards all went into goat mode to cry my name.... Scared of the Blog President? I understand...
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Anons, una no reach...
Oya repeat after me: UNA - NO - REACH....... Again?? UNA - NO - REACH and again?....
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Someone asked a question yesterday: "what year does New Year and Christmas happen together?" (paraphrased though), the answer is Every Year.
ReplyDeleteSandy yo how far, I see say you don do the thing, how you take do am na? Oya come gist me for that side....
ReplyDeleteStella,8am is very OK and cool..
ReplyDeleteWet morning.
Raining here..
Cold wan kill me oooh, even this duvet no fit protect me from this kind Conji inducing cold. Ok let me come and go.
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely days guys. Kisses to you all
*hangs leg on the wall*
Isaacson, why are you afraid that people will call you a beggar? When has it become a crime to beg. I saw a post where a hair dresser killed herself because of a loan of #150k she was not able to repay. I also saw a post where a lady sold her baby for #250k. Which one is better. SAY NO TO CYBER BULLIES.
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