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Are u a SLAY Queen without brains?
She walked
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!
Olodumare oooo
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand
Fine face, no brains
All na packaging
#OlodoOshi
LMAO, fine face no brains. Well, we have them everywhere.
ReplyDeleteLMAO.. That one weak me.
DeleteSee me laughing like Kilode.
DeleteAwon slay queens haf suffa oooo.
Afi tarty tausan.
Lol
I know someone like that, so sleek, so pretty, so put together, model like and all but.... When she speaks and guess what, she wont stop captioning pictures on snapchat And dont dare correct her else you become a hater
DeleteObara Jesus slay queens yaff killed us ooo
DeleteReminds me of bbn gifty
DeleteHahahahahahahahaha
DeleteMy thoughts exactly..lol
DeleteThose replies are so apt..lol..@ypu are heeled and when you get a tractor and not to forget keep us posted.
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday dears
Orela I missed you. If you miss me too say hi
Delete#galore's crush
Hahahahahahahahaha so funny
ReplyDeleteThat kcee own got me rotfl😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteAs in eh😂😂😂😀😀😀😅😆😅
DeleteWho do Kcee da ogbuefi this kain thing na. Had a good laff. All real funny.
Oh lawd! I didn't look at the face but the outfit. Had to go back. ������ all hail SDK BVs
DeleteWhy are you in a banking hall if you cant write?
ReplyDeleteHahahahahuhuhuhuhuhehehehehebwahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLol... happy Sunday all.
DeleteTest your airbags here! Lmfaooooo. The owner of that truck needs to be flogged! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteLmao...the slay queen in d bank is soooo true..atimes I get ashamed on their behalf
ReplyDeleteTarty tausan...hahahaha. If your level of IQ doesn't match your fine face. You IS a letdown. Go for some tutorial and read. Read.
ReplyDeleteTest airbag...yeye trailer drivers. So proud and ready to kill somebori. God gat us.
Jamb result...hahahahaha. They are on this blog with enough gbagauns.
Nice one Stella Kork.
Osheeeey baddest!
Buhahahaha
ReplyDeleteNice one stells👄
ReplyDeleteYour Dad don't ask us to wash plate😡😆
On this sunday morning a child of God woke up early to get set for church her man was still sleeping,so she brushed and showered then straight to the dressing mirror with just pant and bra on.oga woke to pee after that he walked straight to side fridge trying to get something,he called madam to help him get something off the fridge,madam forgetting oga no dae take eye see sexy pant on her decided to bend down na der oga drag her the rest ended on the bed.so that how I am running late to church cause of gbenshing.
ReplyDeleteRat before I pick you up😂😂😂😂😂.....savage
ReplyDeleteChurch wifi....hmmmn!
ReplyDeleteLol @ test your airbag.
ReplyDeleteThe slay queen sha, SMH!
Hahahhahaha "who say I like you" bros kombe don vex
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteEat before I pick you up.
You are heeled
KC ooohhh!
😃😃😃😃
Who said I like you? 😂😂😂
ReplyDelete#Be true to yourself, because there are only a few people that will stay true to you*
ReplyDeletehahaha.. xp maami I sight u ndaam.akam di nelu o..the woman dat is so good with d "pen" not all dis ones writing bn and donuts for doughnuts.
ReplyDelete"Who said I like you?" Even the other guy sef no follow.
ReplyDeleteThe jokes are hilarious. That slay queen in the bank always embarrasses me when it occurs especially those who can barely string three words together
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha ...that slay queen-ish is soo true.Used to know a girl like that,she's yoruba,this girl is SLAYEST but her english and her spellings ehn nah die.If i type her grammer with my phone,my phone will explode let me just respect maself
ReplyDeleteStella, you're the best hahahhahahhahah. Who said I like you. Test your airbag here. Hahaha. Kc the pizza boy, slay kwin, you are heeled, patient dog, keep us posted. Hahahha
ReplyDeleteSlay kwin ooooo looooooooool 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my husband is tired of this my laughter here ooo
People especially some ladies be living fake life on Facebook and instagram.......slay Queens my foot
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