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Sunday, June 11, 2017

Sunday Laughs


Are u a SLAY Queen without brains?

She walked into the banking hall; her pointed shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you saw her.
She wore that kind of dress  that convinces you that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear, without minding the security guy frantically waving at her that calls are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame to bad people, she took mine maybe because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!
Olodumare oooo!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains.
All na packaging!


  1. LMAO, fine face no brains. Well, we have them everywhere.

    1. LMAO.. That one weak me.

    2. See me laughing like Kilode.

      Awon slay queens haf suffa oooo.

      Afi tarty tausan.


    3. I know someone like that, so sleek, so pretty, so put together, model like and all but.... When she speaks and guess what, she wont stop captioning pictures on snapchat And dont dare correct her else you become a hater

    4. Obara Jesus slay queens yaff killed us ooo

    5. Reminds me of bbn gifty

  2. Those replies are so are heeled and when you get a tractor and not to forget keep us posted.
    Happy Sunday dears

    1. Orela I missed you. If you miss me too say hi

      #galore's crush

  3. That kcee own got me rotflπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    1. As in ehπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜…πŸ˜†πŸ˜…
      Who do Kcee da ogbuefi this kain thing na. Had a good laff. All real funny.

    2. Oh lawd! I didn't look at the face but the outfit. Had to go back. ������ all hail SDK BVs

  4. Why are you in a banking hall if you cant write?

  5. Hahahahahuhuhuhuhuhehehehehebwahahahahaha

  6. Test your airbags here! Lmfaooooo. The owner of that truck needs to be flogged! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. Lmao...the slay queen in d bank is soooo true..atimes I get ashamed on their behalf

  8. Tarty tausan...hahahaha. If your level of IQ doesn't match your fine face. You IS a letdown. Go for some tutorial and read. Read.

    Test airbag...yeye trailer drivers. So proud and ready to kill somebori. God gat us.

    Jamb result...hahahahaha. They are on this blog with enough gbagauns.

    Nice one Stella Kork.
    Osheeeey baddest!

  9. Nice one stellsπŸ‘„
    Your Dad don't ask us to wash plateπŸ˜‘πŸ˜†

  10. On this sunday morning a child of God woke up early to get set for church her man was still sleeping,so she brushed and showered then straight to the dressing mirror with just pant and bra on.oga woke to pee after that he walked straight to side fridge trying to get something,he called madam to help him get something off the fridge,madam forgetting oga no dae take eye see sexy pant on her decided to bend down na der oga drag her the rest ended on the that how I am running late to church cause of gbenshing.

  11. Rat before I pick you upπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.....savage

  12. Church wifi....hmmmn!

  13. Lol @ test your airbag.
    The slay queen sha, SMH!

  14. Hahahhahaha "who say I like you" bros kombe don vex

  15. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    Eat before I pick you up.

    You are heeled

    KC ooohhh!

  16. Who said I like you? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  17. #Be true to yourself, because there are only a few people that will stay true to you*

  18. hahaha.. xp maami I sight u ndaam.akam di nelu o..the woman dat is so good with d "pen" not all dis ones writing bn and donuts for doughnuts.

  19. "Who said I like you?" Even the other guy sef no follow.
    The jokes are hilarious. That slay queen in the bank always embarrasses me when it occurs especially those who can barely string three words together

  20. Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha ...that slay queen-ish is soo true.Used to know a girl like that,she's yoruba,this girl is SLAYEST but her english and her spellings ehn nah die.If i type her grammer with my phone,my phone will explode let me just respect maself

  21. Hilary Clinton11 June 2017 at 15:42

    Stella, you're the best hahahhahahhahah. Who said I like you. Test your airbag here. Hahaha. Kc the pizza boy, slay kwin, you are heeled, patient dog, keep us posted. Hahahha

    Slay kwin ooooo looooooooool πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my husband is tired of this my laughter here ooo

  22. People especially some ladies be living fake life on Facebook and instagram.......slay Queens my foot


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