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Thursday, August 31, 2017

THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS

Have a Beautiful Thursday Afternoon!








EVELYN COVERS IHN
Hello beautiful Stella
 Would love to grace ihn session. Been an ardent reader for like,,,how long??? Can't remember(lol). Your doing a pretty good job, thank you. And hey chikito I like you,(no homo) and I loveeeee you stella.




I love you too..lol


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BEAUTIFUL ETSAKO PEARL COVERS IN HOUSE NEWS AGAIN

Beautiful Stella Mami.
Hailings o.
I say make I send pix again as d file don empty for Ur side......i no say over qualify dey worry me.
Kisses to everyone.






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NIGERIAN IMMIGRATION


Good Afternoon Stella,

I hope this email finds you well. I am not sure were this email belong but i am deeply upset! It was brought to my attention that Immigration office in Benin City, Edo state do not have paper to print passport. To obtain a passport my brother says he has to travel to Abuja with his wife and new born child to Abuja. I mean, the expenses of travelling and the safety issue of travelling that long distance by road with a baby is ridiculous. Please could you please bring this to the attention of those in charge. Also, could someone verify if one can obtain a passport in Delta state.

Thanks   




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VACANCY

Sales executive (female)
Location: Fola Osibo Lekki phase 1
Qualification: OND/HND or its equivalent 
Requirement:
Must be very fluent in English language
Team player and honest
Ability to work without supervision
Knowledge of MS Word 

Working hours: 9:00am to 8:30pm including Saturday 
Salary is N35,000.00 monthly 
Contact information to send CV is chioma@corkspro.com




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COUNSELLOR NEEDED


Good day.
Am a young lady with trust issues. I need to get in touch with a Counselor or someone in the field that can give me a proper counselling. Am beginning to be agitated about everything someone tells. It will be best if we talk on the phone, because I wouldn't want my identity to be exposed. Please contact me on 08053606611.

You will be fine....



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FROM THE HOUSE OF CINTA


‎Hi Stella 
I would want  to empower a BV in my own little way for our two months Bridal makeover training starting on the 4th of September which includes bridal makeover,gele tying etc and also a free wedding makeover for a bride for each of the Ember months that is 4 brides for the remaining part of the year but wedding must be in Warri. Add on whatsapp 08078658367 or BBM  2BB3E27F. 





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Mama Tee Series


THE UNDERCOVER BLOG VISITOR


Hello blog fam, I'm sorry for the long break. Na Buhari cause am. Lol.

Going through the Lagos party pictures, I saw a lady who looked so much like an SDK bv whom I met sometime ago at an interview, the only difference was that the person I saw in the pix was darker and shorter than my former sdkbv friend (it might actually be the same person, the little difference may have been caused by Buhari) hahahaha.

The interview was for a job position advertised in the comment section of one of the job posts on this blog early this year. On getting to the venue, I saw about five people seated already even though I got there 30mins earlier. I greeted them and took my seat beside one gentle looking lady. You see, I had quickly scanned the faces I saw seated at the reception that day and believe me, they all looked like sdkbvs. Hehehehe.
So me and Aunty got talking after the usual initial 'forming' lols.

Me: this place is a big company o
Lady: yes, it's quite big
Me: I pray they pay well
Lady: (laughed) pray they employ you first
Me: (laughed) so how did you get to know about this vacancy?
Lady: (with a straight face) I saw it on a job site
Me: Really? what is the name of the site pls?
Lady: what about you? How did you know about it?
Me: (with a serious face) A friend told me
Lady: Where did she tell you she got the info from?
Me: She told me she got it online, I didn't ask her the name of the site.
Lady: I got mine from Jobberman
Me: Wow! So Jobberman posts real vacancies after all
Lady: Yes, as a matter of fact, this is my fourth interview this month, last month, I attended 6 interviews and I saw all the vacancies on jobberman.
Me: And you are still job hunting? Hmmmm. Odiegwu o

She gave me a cursory look. Hahahaha. I just 'lock up' and started pressing my phone. What is my own? She was hiding herself so I wouldn't know she was an sdkbv and I also played along. I do bad thing?
After the interview, we exchanged BB pins and promised to keep each other posted on any new vacancy. One day, I used that Stella's 'side eye' dog's face as my BBM display picture, aunty chatted me up and told me she liked it, she then asked where I got it from. I told her I got it from google. Kikikikiki.

Some of us have had this kind of encounter with an obvious sdk blog visitor before, yeah?

Unfortunately, I later lost her contact when I lost the phone where I had her bb pin.
Aunty 'Jobberman', if you are reading this, I didn't block you o, I lost my phone with your pin.

Mama Tee



LMAO!!....




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FAKE CELEB INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT

Dear Stella 
                                          
 I want to inform the house that there's a fake celebrity account which dupes people on Instagram and sadly I fell for it yakata with my small money.Its still like a dream e be like say na jazz.He asked for 20k.Thank God I didn't have but I gave 5k na wa o.immediately I sent it,my eye just clear vam.The fake account handle is:• IAMKISDANIEL• 'it's fake o please beware the original celebrity's handle is "iamkissdaniel".Abeg I don fall mugu make another person no fall o.




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URGENT JOB OPENING IN CALABAR

Dear Stella,

 As part of an on-going expansion process, a reputable player in the logistics/transport industry is seeking to hire an OPERATIONS MANAGER/SUPERVISOR in Calabar.
Interested BVs should send in their CVs as soon as possible as expected  kick off is next week.  

Send CVs to : Chinenyeemma2013@gmail.com

Plz note only qualified candidates will be contacted.



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IYA IBJEI SERIES
MICHAEL JACKSON


From when I can remember I have always loved Michael Jackson. He was my first crush and oh I have had many others over the years.  One time I was liking MJ's nephews 3T.  Then I fell in love with Telvin Campbell. I had a thing for Louis figo, Steven Gerrard oh I liked Gerrard for a long time but I always came back to MJ.

  When he had that first case of s§xual molestation I was very young then I heard the story but didn't understand it.  I asked my dad to explain but you know Naija parents to discuss s§x with me was an issue he sha said something like some people said Michael tried to hurt a little boy. 
I was like Michael is too soft spoken he can't even hurt a fly. Or was it when he got a Rwanda nanny and rumor had it that they were dating and she left I was like I wish God would just connect us.  I just felt I was the only one that could make him happy.

Then on June 25 2009 I remember vividly it rained cats,dogs, elephants and hippopotamus. I had a hard time getting to work after entering about 3 buses I still found myself at Ajegunle, everywhere was blocked I asked how to get to the island. They said I should board  a ferry. I said me Ferry? I almost started crying, me that can't swim even for dry weather sef I never enter talk more of now that's raining. 

I sha maneuver until I got to the island. 

I was late, wet, tired and dirty. And just as I got to my desk thinking my day couldn't get any worse my colleague slam a newspaper on my desk with a bold headline that Michael Jackson was Dead. 
Kai I fell to my seat and tears rolled down. My MJ?  Why him? I haven't even met him in real life. Why was today so bad?

I mourned Michael Jackson for days and read every article on him and the cause of his death.  Drug overdose I also read up on how he started abusing drugs. 
I realized I had started doing same. Then I used to have trouble sleeping in the day time so I started taking puriton and other cough and catarrh drugs. But after the death of Michael Jackson I made a decision to stop and I stopped. 
August 29th was his post posthumous birthday.  
Happy belated birthday Michael though we never met you were and would always be my number 1 crush.

The Iya beji 1


I love love love Gerard Levert...



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VACANCY
Dear Stella,

A reputable insurance company in the heart of Abuja is in need of insurance agents. Contact Maria on 0803 504 1470 for more information




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190 comments:


  1. Looking forward to the weekend? Me too…
    *tearrrrrrrpant*tearbra*
    Joblesshousewife

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    1. Jhw!!! Long time maami.

      Just Krix!

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    2. Abeg, these slave riders that advertise jobs on this blog should repent.
      How can you pay a HND holder 35k to work "9 to 8:30 pm including Saturdays?"
      Will you like your sister or brother to be treated that way?
      "Sales Executive indeed"; big empty name.
      What about employing a person with SSC to do the sales?
      Soon you will bring in a chronicle how you were robbed.
      This is so sad!

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    3. I swear! Very wicked. And u proudly put ur email. 9am to 8:30pm including Saturday for 35k?! Fear God na

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    4. Anon....my thought exactly!!! This is the type of job advert a graduate will read and burst into tears. Awon weeked people.

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    5. @Gagaga
      I know that you wanted to write "wicked"
      But seeing how "week in week out" these heartless employers enslave their workers,
      It is really "weeked", in fact, even "weekend" or "witchend" people!

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    6. Please what's the meaning of;
      AWON
      MBOK
      I read this on this blog everyday without knowing what they talk about. Gagaga can you help please?

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    7. @Anon:AWON means Those or These in Yoruba Language. Thank you.

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    8. Kai! I was so disappointed also,35k? 9am to 8:30pm???? What???? These are slave masters... When will the person get home? What the heck???? That was the only thing I saw...

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    9. Oh please! All of you shut the fuck up! Open your business ventures and try to survive in naija economy! Bunch of ingrates! ��������

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  2. Take it from me, when you pray, God Hears you, He listens and He Answers. Even when it seems like things are working against you, be patient, the greater good is coming. Imagine going for a Visa interview on a day that isnt your Appointment and you have been notified that they will be going on Sallah Break so no interview will hold but cos of how desperate you are And how urgent the situation is, you say a silent prayer and take a shot at it. You arent just listened to but your interview holds and unlike days people come and wait from morning till night, you do yours in less than 2hours.... Yes, that's the God i serve, breaking protocols for my sake....πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. Hey Nadine, always a pleasure seeing you here, you are such a breath of fresh air.... Kisses 😘😘😘😘😘

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    2. That's God for us! Miracle worker

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    3. That's what we're talking about. He's indeed a Miracle Maker, in spite of all odds. Praise the Lord. NMTA

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  3. Your papa fit dey call me busy rascal but your mama love me die you fit ask her





    #GOAT™

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  4. Sallah is in the air, I can feel it.

    Hi to all Ibadan BVs, I love you all.

    Last day of August, I bless the Lord for a successful month, indeed, August is my best month.



    *Larry was here*

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  5. *CAN OUR WOMEN* *ACCEPT THIS ADVICE*
    *THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS*

    "I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise."

    *ITEMS*

    1. The husband is always right

    2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work

    3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed

    4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened

    5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed

    6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over

    7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like

    8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens

    9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything

    10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision

    11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting

    12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting

    13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home

    14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night

    15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one

    16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money

    17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage

    18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed

    19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him

    20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully

    21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public

    22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband

    23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

    *NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS* Please forward this e-mail to your friends especially your wife, this will help them very much.

    *THOSE WHO HAVE EARS, LET THEM HEAR*

    An able bodied "left" thinking man sent me d above write up n d ffg conversation
    Me:😏
    Slave not wife

    The Man: This is a slavery Era. It only about being obedient to husband.

    Me: Hmmm tufiakwa slavery era Ke


    πŸ‘ΏπŸ˜ˆπŸ™„πŸ€” pls why are men such selfish beings? Must d world always be abt dem b dem alone n what's bent obedient to d man got d do wt all the afore listed *namsense n ingredients*

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  6. First to comment???

    Let me go back and read


    #Hwaiting

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    1. U r more than 1st
      Contact customer care for ur prize

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    2. Lol @contact customer care.

      She just won a ram! It will be sent to her via her email.
      Hehehehehe

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  7. Let's talk about the benefits of #hibiscustea popularly known as #zobo drink in Nigeria.

    In 2013 I was gifted a pack of hibiscus tea and out of curiosity I googled the health benefits.

    The Heath benefits are numerous but let me state a few which includes:
    "Relief from high blood pressure & high cholesterol, as well as digestive system,immune system & inflammatory problems." I've seen someone that had cholesterol issues who was taking it along with his medication and today his result is okay.

    I like to take mine hot and unflavored but some days i flavor it with pineapple and take it chilled.

    Interestingly,it has made its way to parties.The leaves are in our local market and can be reused after brewing.The tea bags are also found in popular stores.

    As with other herbs please seek medical advice before taking it if you are on prescription or pregnant.

    If you don't have the time to make it then call #Michaaka on 08123480631 to get your tasty #zobo.

    #refreshingdrinks #tastyzobo #hibiscus #hibiscustea #michaakafingerfoodsnbeverages #nonalcoholicbeverage

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    1. God bless your hustle dear. Please include your number in your blog name



      *Larry was here*

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    2. God bless your hustle Michaaka foods. I did not forget our discussion. *winks*

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    3. Thanks @Rhoda @Ms SSS @LadyBug

      @Wide awake:Haha thanks

      @Starry Larry:Thanks dear,I will soon

      @Lady Port:Amen.Ive not forgotten our discussion.Thanks

      God Bless you all.

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  8. Etsako pearl are you single and searching? This one you don't want to leave our faces?

    Hhhahahahahahhahahahhahah all my anonymouses how market ???

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    1. Oya. Let me go and wear my gloves.

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    2. She must really think she's beautiful to always send her picture

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    3. LadyBoss how market? How e dey do you?


      DontQuoteMe™

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    4. Why is my comment here? πŸ˜’ It's supposed to be under EmJay's. πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯

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    5. She wants to take my prospective boos from me🚢🏽🚢🏽🚢🏽🚢🏽🚢🏽🚢🏽🚢🏽

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    6. Faith Martins aka blogbrity.always typing Gibberish since 1900.
      May Sense fall on u ijn.

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    7. Faith Martin you know how many times you have sent your pictures here still no show for you with that your mouth like woodpecker.

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    8. This blogbrity that sent in her dance video looking for customers with her big belly like that of a pregnant goat,You re still talking with your overly bleached face.gerrat of here men.

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    9. Blogbrity do sotey she sent in her dance video at the Lagos party, still no show for her. I wonder what she will do next. This biological click really drives our women crazy

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    10. Biological clock

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    11. Faith have incurred the wrath of the ancestors. Faith, you wan start again? Remember that the ones you did last two years have not cleared. You called someone's child names back then and the mum reminded you this year. You are still a young struggling lady with your face all over the Internet, be guided.

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    12. Dis faith wey do mouth like pig snout still dey talk? Nobi you I see 4lagos party wit my two kokoro eyes? Upon d yeye video u send,nobody gree salute u or ask 4ur no unda anon. U lucky say nobi me u talk to o I 4chew u raw 2day.Piglet face like u.U jealous of etsako pearl cos she fine pas u.u neva drop any pikin yet ur belly b like those pots dem dey use cook party rice.Female bobrisky.

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    13. Mouth like wood pecker, kuku kill me oh, LMAO.

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  9. "Just because the road ahead is long, is no reason to slow down. Just because there is much work to be done, is no reason to get discouraged. It is a reason to get started, to grow, to find new ways, to reach within yourself and discover strength, commitment, determination, discipline. The road ahead is long and difficult, and filled with opportunity at every turn. Start what needs starting. Finish what needs finishing. Get on the road. Stay on the road. Get on with the work. Right now you’re at the beginning of the journey. What a great place to be! Just imagine all the things you’ll learn, all the people you’ll meet, all the experiences you’ll have. Be thankful that the road is long and challenging, because that is where you’ll find the best that life has to offer."

    — Ralph S. Marston Jr.

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  10. Iya ibeji series has replaced mama nnuku"s tales, true or false?

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    1. Mama nnuku just disappear without any trace. Unbelievable. I remember those days when Boma cookey came down to Lagos from PH and took her shopping,I think 2014 or 2015. Stella made a post with, it oh God, this blog has seen plenty hilarious posts.

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    2. *smiling* u r so right oliver. She was really trending then

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    3. I remember mama nnuku face back then when She was trending. How they use to call her rat mouth, dirty skin, etc, thanks to our blog and the benevolent bvs, she was brushed up and looking good before her disappearance

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  11. @yoriyori ,I only asked an innocent question I was ignorant of. I have sometimes wondered if Jesus exhibited the full xteristics of a human being while on earth same way some must have thought how God came into existence. I'm a calm lady and hence don't throw back insults. Learn to skip a foolish question next time so you can make a difference. Hugs

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    1. Hmmmmm,u throw ur shades codely n u say u don't throw insults?

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    2. Common shut up and go and task your brain on productive things, I mean issues that will better your life. You are gradually losing it with your sick thoughts.

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  12. I read the chronicle of yesterday this morning but is still surprise at some response of bvs. I always hammer that too many ungrateful people keep sprouting out each day hence the reason most people no longer render help. How someone help you in your need but when it gets to their turn reverse becomes the case, you need not wait to be called out before showing gratitude to the person that helped you except they demand for something beyond your control and this chronicle talked about blood. Some of you really mean you can have your blood kicked out in a hopeless situation like the one here. I believe some of you o yes member were not doing so as a result of Stella's comment, then you are wrong cos she is an all round helper. Please let's quit this mentality of I don't care or don't owe no body attitude cos no matter how rich you think are, someday you will surely need one's help and come to think of it, what if it has to come from that one person maybe your blood you refused help something a go. It's no big deal helping someone in life not to talk of your own blood. Anyone that wants to help that poster should feel free but endeavor to do proper investigation before doing anything makana obim na emem somehow gbasara that chronicle‎

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  13. I feel like beating somebodyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    If you wanna fight come and cross this lineπŸ₯ŠπŸ₯Š πŸ₯Š πŸ₯Š πŸ₯Š πŸ₯Š πŸ₯Š

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    Nma where are you babyboo, I just remembered the story you told us about the fight btw you and your sisterπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€.

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    1. In fact I feel like fighting this afternoon and have been looking for trouble, so let the fight begins 😁

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    2. Oya I've crossed it.I'm Mayweather you are Mcgregor😠😠😠

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  14. Etsako pearl take your time o,with your conspiracy theories πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž,Una go dey alright 😎

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  15. There is no way one won't do or say nothing
    Embrace criticism
    Good afternoon lovelies
    Intact i'am shouting
    Holiday is here
    Amala on my mind

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  16. There is no way one won't do or say nothing
    Embrace criticism
    Good afternoon lovelies
    Intact i'am shouting
    Holiday is here
    Amala on my mind

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  17. Wonderfull afternoon people
    Esako Pearl...u over fineeπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

    Quiet day I am having today
    So I will just read comments and troll with LADY BUGS ☺☺☺


    LEPπŸ˜›

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  18. Evelyn why u strong face like dat???I hope dats not ur real face.

    Etsako pearl again??? Ur face change o, why nah?
    πŸ˜€

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    1. Stella say d file empty so I wan help moved d ministry to permanent site😁
      Abeg o...dat anonπŸ‘† I know say I no fine o.send Ur own Sha.
      Kisses to u.

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  19. Ihn
    Faces of ihn, you all are pretty
    Mama tee welcome back
    Iya beji I sight you
    Sign out meme, I sight u too
    Let me go and read the news well

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  20. Beautiful Evelyn
    Beautiful Etsako Pearl

    Iya Ibeji I see you.

    Mama Tee I see you.

    IHN abiala

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  21. I've being a victim of Scammers before where I lost every single kobo. Now, I can't part with my 1kobo no matter the sob or enticing story. Despite this resolution, I still lost to ponzi schemes because I was greedy and desperate to recover previous lost funds, thereby losing more in the process

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    1. Sorry. Don't be too hard on urself.

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    2. *Been*
      How is it so hard to differentiate?

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  22. I stared hard and long at that vacancy not because I'm interested but haba mana. Sales executive, 35k?really? Then you want someone that can speak British English, use Ms Word and work Saturday as per what? Please employ a donkey. That's what you need not a human being.

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    1. I thought I was the only one who saw it,that is pure wickedness! Haba!HND holder 9am -8:30pm even Saturdays😱35k.that was how someone asked me to come and be sales girl/marketer for 15k on way lekki,Mon to Sunday cos she said the shop had to be opened for 24hrs!imagine, even an ssce holder shouldn't be given that kind of offer,I simply smiled and asked her,you want me to practically dropped whatever it is I'm doing with my life and then start living for youπŸ˜€I'm sorry I won't be able to do it,then she goes ,I will add 5k as commission on the day you sell above 20drinks in a day.human being are very wicked.

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    3. I hope people don't listen to u. For a jobless person 35k at the end of a stressful month is better than 0 naira at the end of a stress free month

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    4. @doppel. Dat one is even okay.
      I saw a job advert here for sales executive which I applied for, I was invited for an interview, I went nd after d interview(both 1st nd 2nd interview) they selected d 3 of us nd told us dat dey will only give us full payment for the 1st month, half for the second month, den we re on our own from d 3rd month. It will now be based on commission.

      You can imagine. And to think dat dey said dey only need Bsc holders, not OND.

      It is well

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    5. I got angry reading that job vacancy. 9.00am to 8.30pm.....Gosh!

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    6. @D UCH, I think it's an insurance company, see that one is even better, some are strictly on commission, and yes, they only recruit graduates, also, you must always dress corporate.




      *Larry was here*

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    7. @Eka, it's you of all people they should listen to? LMAO. So 35k monthly to work at Lekki. So imagine the person lives on the mainland, they'd pay transport fare to work or maybe they can trek right? They'd also feed or they can fast right? OND/HND cost money to attain, if it's an internship I would understand but to list these criteria for that sum it's funny and not right. It's because of your type of mentality that employers exploit their employees. Did you even relax to see sales executive there and know that they may end up paying the person based on how much sales they bring in? 35k isn't even fixed. Sales girls earn that amount just sitting behind the counter and collecting money from customers. HND holders please don't short change yourself. On this blog someone has been looking for a driver for how much again? And no one has applied, because no one should waste their time earning peanuts.

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    8. @D UCH, I am not surprised at all. That is what they do, once you see job title sales executive, you better run because they won't pay you if you don't sell according to target and it would be a new product that would need you to walk the streets until your sole burns. Jobs like that should be given to students awaiting admission into Uni or something not someone who went to school and has a certificate. They are not even permanent, so why waste your time. Don't let anyone deceive you that earning small is better than nothing when you'd end up spending more to earn the peanut.

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    9. Don't mind them, modern day slavery. I'm sure the employer wouldn't allow his/her enemy take such offer. We Nigerians are our problem.

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    10. What caught my attention was the working hours....9.00am-8.30 pm, Saturday inclusive. My mind travelled back to when I finished Nysc years back...my first job was on the Island. My salary was 15k. Saturday inclusive. Hmmm..every saturday on my way to work, I will just be crying....hmmm. I really thank God for his grace. I hate Saturday work like kilode. Eyes don see!!!

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    11. @Eka . It's not just about something at the end for the jobless person, it's about not creating an enabling forum for these modern day exploiters. Long hours, no benefits, no weekends, no concern for transportation/added expenditures. I put it to you that for someone who is jobless and coming from the mainland, he/she will eventually run at a loss. You lose time,money and good health.
      This attitude aptly describes the problem with Nigeria. Manage this , manage that when the so called employers are very able to pay more.
      They should look for a Donkey or better still a Camel to do the job. Well said Doppel.

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    12. Kwikwi well said.

      Poverty mentality has created an environment for these demon employers to thrive. Imagine someone said manage, manage what exactly?
      How anyone will pay a graduate of a Nigerian University, 35k to work 12 hours a day, 6 days a week is beyond me. NOBODY shuld work these hours, it is very very very unhealthy.

      Do you think Stella's blog is a slave farm?? Even my security men don't work these hours.

      You are a bastard and I spit on you from the depths of my soul. I'm so furious. Honestly you have guts. If you had left a phone number, I would have dealt with you.
      The effing effrontery.
      This is all shades of wrong.
      Stella don't let me find this comment.
      Please nobody should respond to the graveyard advertisement unless they are paying accommodation. Rubbish.

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    13. @Starry Larry which stupid insurance company? The 35k company sells wine. Only God knows the kind of work you will be doing at 8:30pm. Maybe na you go dey press the grapes sef. Mtsheew.
      WOI will always expose her primitive mentality.
      Doppelganger and Co, kindly ignore her.
      When you are not slave, why enter slave contact?
      If you go cleaning offices/homes, you can make that amount in a week.

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    14. No port o! I use Etisalat 2.5gig. It barely lasts for the week. I don't download movies or listen to music. Help me to ask the spirit network where my data dey evaporate dey go.
      No port o.

      Unless you wan come leave your frying pan enter Bob Risky.

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    15. When Joseph our cook earns 50k monthly, househelp earns 20k and comes 3 times a week, some drivers earn 50k to 70k, you want to enslave Someone's child.

      Why not put your family member or child there?

      How do you expect the person to function well and be productive the next day? As if the hours are not crazy enough, you added sat. Please add Sunday too now so the person can work to death for you.

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  23. But why wud a celebrity or a popular person be asking for money on social media n u guys wud fall yakata??? Mschew
    Dia juju no fit catch me, maybe cos ayam not celebrity struck

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    1. She did not tell us what really happened




      *Larry was here*

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    2. SSS, it's true. I've once lost 50k to a Nolly wood actor. Not scam o.

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    3. Hmm anon 14:42 gist us abeg!! How? Wen,??? Where?

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    4. SSS, it was in 2013,what the celeb does is to look for oil workers and bankers on his TL. You end up responding thinking that he wants to make enquiries. He sends you dm. Asks for money. Saying he's in his village and stranded, gives you his PA's number. Once you send he unfollows you immediately. My dear Na God go fight for us. He's no more getting jobs now, him don turn somebody girlfriend since. A real celeb, if I spill more you'll decode who he is immediately.

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  24. Stella bvs in Ibadan wants to do parry ooo....how we go do am??? Ibadan pple oya make una show face for here o.abi na only me waka come????

    Tolani

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    1. My Ib people, abeg let's do it, I will be there live and direct. Mrs Anu Funke, please let's plan now



      *Larry was here*

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  25. Oga o. So someone will work from 9am to 8.30pm saturday inclusive only to earn N35k monthly. Madam have a rethink, even if you can't increase the salary, try to reduce the working hours biko. This is slavery.
    No strength to type today. Make I just dey read dey go.
    Hi my super people.

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    1. Ina atupuru ya onu? They should do it themselves and see how far they can go #sigh

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    2. Odikwa egwu Anon.
      My baby Rex, how's u?

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  26. Faces of ihn, u guys are fine.

    Mama Tee, I love ur gist. Me, I don't any bv here o. E be like say na only me waka come for this sha.

    Let me come.and be going.

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    1. You are not alone justswyt, I don't have any friends here too. I'm too scared of strangers

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  27. Better say you want a corporate sales girl or boy not executive. I am so upset LOL. Like HND/OND holders aren't worth more. Nothing someone won't see in this life. O de lanu gbaga call am sales executive.

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    1. Lol. Pele no vex again. What my eyes have seen in this my job search ehnnn,let me just keep quiet.

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  28. Mama tee this kind of backyard call out you gave this bv was the reason she didn't wanted you to know she was a bv.all this yashe opening, fear God.what's the need for this write up now. Abeg park well.

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    1. Are you the aunty Jobberman?
      I enjoyed the story abeg

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  29. Thursday IHN... Am so excited, i am done with project work, just typing and binding shikena... The stress no be here. Alhamdulillahi.. ASUU pity me biko.
    Whats with the questioning look i get when i tell ppl that i am working with my supervisor in his lab.. They are like " only you? Is it that men have become so babaric and uncontrollable? Let me come and be going.

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  30. Olivia pope I see you beautiful lady 😘😘😘😘(it's your Barbie eyes babe) hello everyone.

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  31. I thought that every state has immigration office. My friend did his own at Anambra and within a week it's already out. He said Lagos own is frustrating so he travelled to Awka and came back with it in a week. I was like are you sure it's genuine? He said very genuine.

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  32. Biko I have chin chin for sell. If you live around kilo\marsha. I will gladly supply you. WhatsApp no:08096662621. Ekusheoo.

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  33. Those in the east(Anambra),you are invited to the new yam festival (iwa ji ofuru/ohuru) of my community Eziowelle in idemili north LGA. On the 10th of Sept 2017 in the igwe's palace. much entertainment to behold, don't miss it. Afternoon all.....

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    1. My Anambra sister, We have done our own in Nnewi

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  34. Beautiful faces of IHN, hahahah Mama Tee, nice write up weldone, good luck to those applying for job. Good afternoon all

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  35. 2.5% of people have an IQ under 70, which classifies them as mentally disabled.

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    1. Lady Port nawah for you
      Where did you do this your survey? Lmao

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  36. #35k fo Monday 2 Friday,9am-8:30pm.
    Abeg fear God naaaa

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    1. Fear God ke, they are after how to make money at the expense of someone's sweat, time and health

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  37. Happy Thursday to everyone and happy sallah to our Muslim brothers and sister, happy holidays to us all

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  38. Been sleeping since morning till now... So lazy to even step out.

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    1. Wow shud i say lucky u cos I need dat Kain sleep

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚naughty geh @Lipstickalley😘😘😘😘

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  39. #That awkward moment when someone knows you, and you don't know their name but it's too late to ask, after so many encounters 😁

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  40. Ihn is here again. Sallah is loading, I can't wait to eat correct meat and party jollof rice.
    Mama tee, I once met a bv in town, she asked if I visit sdk blog, shame did not allow me to say I'm a bv. my looks and everything. chai. I just told her that I hav been hearing people talk about the blog, that it's a good blog. it's only my neighbours that I introduced to the blog, na we we after all.

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    1. Wetin do your look?
      You wallow in low self esteem, you need to get yourself out of the pile. No one can do it for you but you... God help you.

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  41. the job vacancy in Lag is unrealistic how can somebody work from 9am to 8:30pm, mmadu oga anwu na ona acho ego for small money 35k. kai mek una adjust the time small nah. and the person will still have to work on saturdays choiii na die b dat ogaaaooo. meanwhile yes u guys shld pls pray for Owerri ohh i dnt understand wat is goin on. this ugwu people will b laffin at us now

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  42. Its not to late to bless us we the muslims bvs please.

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  43. Hubby is worth over a billion naira in asset but presently dead broke. Who can relate with this. Family and friends he always help don't even believe he's broke. When he called one that he needed quick cash he laughed over it saying are you pulling my legs.
    It's well

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    1. Can't he liquidate one asset and sort himself out? Fear daily bills in Nigeria oh. If you're not making daily income added to monthly and yearly income you will run down very often. Find a consistent business to do and avoid this type of gist. Frankly it's not news to me. But if I start by giving you supporting stories you will till come under anon to cuss me out.

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    2. Thanks Chikito. You may not really understand what's happening. Won't cuss you for any reason.

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    3. Chikito, enough with this unnecessary and whiny insults.
      Did the anon call you to perch under her comment for you to throw shade?
      What about if this anon is someone who just managed to pickup the courage to 'comment' about what she's going through and you've come here to whine again about how people's comments have hurt you.

      Suck it up and quit whining, you're always dropping these whiny comments and trust me they say a lot about your person.

      Suck it up, the world will either have to adjust or step aside.

      However I suggest if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

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    4. Is your husband Mr Patrick?

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    5. Chikito, learn to waka pass some comments. You make it so difficult for people to like you. Must you comment? Gosh! You are such an irritant.

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  44. Mama Tee so its you, wow wow wow.
    I always know you are a bv, you sounded like one, you didn't talk much physically one on one but very funny and open when chatting with me. have you got a job now? send Stella your contact, will get it from her.

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  45. Biko I want to rant I'm angry.
    Airtel is a thief and a scam.
    After using Glo for years to browse,I decided to port cos it was becoming to slow cos at d end of d month abt 5gig of my data always get wasted cos of d slow nature,I ported to airtel June,started subscribing #2500 for 5gig cos their data is a bit faster and it burns very fast,within 3 wks d whole thing is gone.For some months now they HV been sending me a text every morning abt data,saying if u subscribe #3500 ull get 8.5gig valid for 6 months,I decided to try it out today,they deducted my money yet no mb,I decided to call their customer care to confirm,d data has been activated quite OK,BT it will expire 29th of next month,whaat?..so what abt d talk of validity for6 months? for where?.its not even up to 30 days ooh,BT 29days..chaii..I HV been scammed.I'm angry,I don tire to buy data,they all sucks.
    Pls my fellow bvs do not fall mugu like me,DAT SMS is fraud,airtel is a thief.

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  47. Esako pearl your are beautiful, Weldon iyabeji were are on same line, my love for MJ no be hear

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  48. I knew I would not be disappointed when I saw Mama Tees caption, hahahahahahaha, you are such a talented writer, why the disappearing acts though?
    The fear of Sdk bvs yansh opening is the beginning of wisdom.

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  49. Etsako pearl my Edo sister , Beautiful woman. We Edo ladies too fine jor.πŸ˜…
    Yinka and other anons having fits over my bumbum, whether it's padded or not. Are you girls that jobless? If I cuss now , some cowards will go under anon to insult their lives....mind your fu*king business ok,life ain't that hard.

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  50. IHN Baby!

    Please, a kind hearted Muslim should invite moi for Sallah.

    I love Ram meat like Kilode

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  51. @ Larry. Its no better. The full salary here was 40k. Now imagine the second month where u wil b paid half (20k)

    Nd its nt an insurance company.

    May God help us dat are still job hunting.

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  52. Ihn of life.so cutiebee u are ashamed to identify with SDK after all she did and still doing for u.na wa o.

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  53. Stella I want you and bvs to always put Mrs 'L' in your prayers on my behalf. This woman has been paying my child's school fees for three terms now. She just sent 30k for the new term's fees. I want God to pamper her with everything she needs to make life easy for her. Let her be favoured with love, happiness, good health, comfort and mercy. May her hands never touch the bottom of her pockets as long as God sits on the throne. Stella thank you for this community

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  54. Yes, there is booklet in Warri


    I did mine and it came out that same day in the evening.


    You have to be patient as I got there as early as 8am and was done by 5pm although I used those boys that hang around to make it faster.


    There were lots of Benin peeps around that day.

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  55. Estako Pearl...nice shot but your pictures hasn't reflected your sweet color yet. Wait o. These people don't know you're married? Haba omohunsi. Kisses to lil boss.

    Kwikwi+Doppelganger...you did justice to that advert. 35k closing at 8:30pm? If the young sales executive lives in Mainland - Onipanu, she gets home at 10:30pm. If living in the suburbs Ikotun or Iba na 12midnight be that. How does she get up following mornings? Plus Saturday, Azigbakwa!

    Eziowelle bv...you hide ID to invite us? Iri Ji nwa muoo, ka anyi fuo n'Ukpo junction. Oriegwu!

    Mama Tee...mischievous you.kikiki
    Iya Ibeji...yeah RIP MJ. The world miss him. He had so much on the inside.

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    1. Even if she lives on the same street, 12 hours a day?????
      6 days a week?
      These are the kind of employers that pay 10k to SSCE holders. And the 10k is with abeg before they even finally pay.
      If I say what is in my mind to say to this employer ehn, the employer will run mad and Stella will not post.
      Let me just lay it before God, but I pray that you get the kind of employee that will show you proper SHEGE!!! As a banza that you are.

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  56. I'm still new here, but I must say you guys are doing a good job..
    Stella weldone

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