Wedding Night Brouhaha 88

Wedding Night brouhaha is back!!!...

Am too excited and .......dont know the right words to use to describe the feeling am having within me.Your blog always gives me life and that watsapp group???oh my God!! Makes me laugh and forget my gbenshing pains...chop kisses !!!!!

This is actually my Wedding night brouahaha buh am kinda going to tell my true life story perhaps someone out there will know that God really exists!!

I will be 24 yrs before Dec. I graduated from the university at d age of 21.I am a very shy person and also a stammerer. I always end up being d guilty one each time i get into a fight or argument with my siblings because i cant voice out..i felt dejected,i started keeping to my self, coz of fear of having to take d tongue lashing and all on top my innocence..i became am introvert...i joined Anglican children children ministry and made Jesus my friend.

During one of d retreats, i prayed to God , #*If only U can make me talk fluently without stressing a word repeatedly,i will honour U with my body but you will preserve me coz i cant do it on my own* 

Fast forward to few weeks later i got into a fight with my elder bro,..and lo and behold *i narrated everything d way it happened without stress** Jehova over Do did it for me...that was how i became #virgin till i got married

U think am ugly???
Am a very beauriful  chick..guys toast me in groups..boasting of whom will get me first..hehehehhee..i shaa survived by the grace of God and graduated in one piece

Fast forward to NYsc
I was posted to the North

My kinda fyn geh with fresh spotless skin no dey dat side nah.....wen others where robbed,dey will will be raped and butchered,buh my case was different,Miracle worker did it for me..i was robbed and at d point of commiting the deed,dey ve already ordered me to lie down .all of a sudden ,dey started arguing who will rape me first,,,dey got upset and left,,one later came back and tied me up ......i was all alone in d cold night with door and window open(dey came in through d window)Convenant keeping God kept to his promises of preserving me coz i havent broken mine..

Yet d authorities did nothing.that i have my discharge certificate today was another miracle..still havent gotten over the trauma,u need to see d way their cutlass was shinning in total darkness.God of mercy.

Now my wedding night Brouhaha

I met hubby in 2014.. We just clicked, no toasting, no chyking, we just blended into each oda..we became good friends dat each tym i travel ,he falls sick... I do visit him occasionally and in one of such visits he poped d question *wii u marry me* i shaa died and woke myself up ..hehehehhe ....

my brain started doing arithmetic sharp sharp,,this man dat i dated for 3 yrs and he obeyed to my* no sex* rule *is his john thomas really functioning????? 

Is he a one minute man(have seen lots of stories on it) .as d sharp geh wey i be , i started carressing him *immediately i heard baby you have turned me on**i look john thomas im dey touch ceiling, i turn to usain bolt and ran to my papa house..lolz


On wedding day (traditional),as i gave him palmie to drink he whispered to my ears**u are officially mine,Mr John cant wait** kikikikikikikiki ,shame
Wan kii me.lolzzzz..as we were dancing he was busy reminding me of all the things i said to him like

*please comman gimme belle am tired of dis my flat tummy* * you know i can never give in to sex, cant u just close your eyes and rape me*
* if i get raped by someone else i will neva forgive you*

Hot piss don dey swell my stomach,after every every it was tym to go,Oga no gree follow him people go villa him just dey waka upandan (he gat plans)

Na so we take lodge ooo,honey moon don start

Kikikikikikikiki..I was scared,,, i lead d prayers ,,,i pray pray pray soteeeeeeeyyyyyy oga use him hand end prayers and laid me on d bed lolzzzz..i looked down John thomas don dey point me with anger...i burst cry..hehehehhehehe..

he was all soft,u are my wife ,dont worry i will take it easy,just spread ur legs,do like dis do like dat...he try try try ,mr john no gree enter..my cry just dey change gear. We slept..on d 3rd night oga vex *i know its painful buh u ve to endure d pains,is dis how we are going to continue??if i hear any sound again eeh,i will bundle u to ur papa house tomoro ,, spread ur legs,he anointed my punani with anointing oil and finally finally had his way....fear no gree me cry out ,,,i endured all d pains.
.promised him in my next life i will allow him to test small before marriage..hehehheheheehehe...

Finally finally i still can't help buh cry,,its still too painful,very painful ,,is dat how s3x is?? I cannot even walk properly.....all these runs gehs i commot cap for unah oooo

Will i ever make out with my hubby without silently crying due to d pains i feel down there? My anointing oil has finished ooooo

Is it kind of punishment for not doing white wedding before breaking my covenant with God??Buh we prayed !!!

Please my fellow BVs dat married as virgin,how did u overcome dis pain..

Hubby isnt complaining yet buh i know very soon he will ,i always run and lock up myself in d bathroom when the pain becomes unbearable.

What do i know sef?????please nobody should refer me to the hospital oooooo

*Hehehehehehehe that man must be big and might not be gentle with you..tell am to take am easy and press buttons before he begins to drill na....