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Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post...





Roasted Groundnut...
Boli - ''Madam abeg cut the corner of the boli for me make i taste''

Hehehehehehhhe

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    1. All the girls whose vaginas were "tasted" before buying
      Are nothing but "edible toxins"
      They are living in the house with a cheat
      Who keeps tasting others to buy
      And soon, like roasted groundnut,
      they will become fecal matter for the toilets and sewage

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    2. So you haven't been tasted yourself? 😏 Get the fuck off here with yo fake deep. PS - men get tasted too.

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  2. Mmmmmmmmm

    Akara balls, those tiny dry ones
    Bitterleaf...i can eat 50 naira own before buy

    I also taste Garri before buying...dunno why sef

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    1. Beloved, shaiii, u just killed me with that tiny balls akara, I prefer eating that one to the normal akaraπŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

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    1. Lmao
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Lol, epic comment but that's true sha.

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    4. Onwere ka ihara ifu ihe ikoro πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. This is not nice πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    6. MonkeyNoFineTheTafiaMama10 October 2017 at 19:09

      Ooooomg πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    7. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT10 October 2017 at 19:25

      Nice one @ atheist. Very funny

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  4. Ugba

    Ogogoro....... you will see someone taste it first if it has fermented well.

    Palmy or palmwine if you want to buy from someone else, you will taste it to see if it is today's own or not.

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  5. Orange and agbalumo.I must taste one before I buy plenty.I can't deal with sour agbalumo abeg!

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  6. Ijebu garri, aya...

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    1. Ndi Igbo ibem kedu ka anyi ga esi chefuo ogili isi.


      Onu afu Koro ogili onu ga emesia luru ya lacha

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    2. Chike please interprete ooo. God I love this Igbo language! Who will teach me oo?!

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    3. Lol@ Slimqueen
      Honestly This one no get English version. Find someone from your tribe that is hearing Igbo to interpret it for you because OGILI has only native version... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. Let me try.
      The mouth that abused ogiri will definitely lick it.
      Did I get it Chike?😩😩😩😩

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    5. What is the English name of ogili isi?

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    6. Lol Chike.
      Odogwu,
      Ogiri Isi in english is actually fermented oil seed paste.
      The aroma it gives to soup is heavenly 😍

      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@Iphim @ your explanation attempt.

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    7. BLOGLORD the real MVBM I clear road for you nne m πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
      I talk am say na adighi ama gi aka.
      Gbam iji ya.
      Ibu Nwa afo AMUsiri ike...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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  8. I think many Nigerian men/women tastes the "P" and "JT" of each other before agreeing on paying bride price.

    I also believe a lot of people tastes Ìjebu garri, cooked walnuts, tiger nuts even carrots πŸ₯• and more before buying.

    Over here, when I go to the street market; I always have a taste of watermelon πŸ‰, cherry tomato πŸ… honeydew and sometimes grapes πŸ‡ and cherries πŸ’ before buying.

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    1. Haa. If you taste those down here.. Na cholera/diarrhea things. Except ofcourse there is potable water available.

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  9. Palm oil, too. When I first started going grocery shopping, my sister said I have to bite the cow skin(kanda) to make sure I don't get one that's too strong. Never done it but I've seen many women do it. Another one I've seen is women tasting bitterleaf and afang leaves. I "taste" palm fruits before buying. Lol

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    1. I was shocked when someone told me his brother's wife taste pepper before buying.

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    2. I do that bitter leaf tasting alot.

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    3. Bite Kanda????
      πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️

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    4. Taste pepper? Ha! Abeg o.
      Slim queen, you try. I can't.
      Iphie dearie, I was more shocked than you.

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  10. Garri always lol

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  11. The garri own worst, u go don belle full before u comot for market

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  12. Garri, everytime all the time. I see my mom taste palm oil when i follow her to the market when i was younger.

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    1. Chaiii some people can test cloth for the universe😁😁😁 someone will try 15 dresses to pick just one.Lol

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    2. lol I know right?! Some even end up not buying any after trying out 20 outfits

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    3. And the cloth will now be smelling armpit armpit πŸ˜‚

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  14. The way Nigerians mahandle garri ehhhh,that is one thing almost everyone taste before buying some will even taste and not buy
    Have seen people taste bitter leave before buying, I mean the already squeezed ones

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  15. Orange, ube(pear),9th mile okpa, crayfish etc

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  16. I must taste red oil before buying. Some taste horrible.

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  17. Ijebu garri, walnuts, tiger nuts and many more

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  18. Fried Akara, Potato, Plantain and Yam.

    Even fruits πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ we are cheap like that.

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  19. I taste crayfish......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Stella you be correct clown.

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  20. I taste cheleku before buying
    Agbalumo too

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  21. Iya Oshoronga of Blogosphere AKA Mrs Always RIGHT10 October 2017 at 19:23

    Anytime i ask my driver to buy oranges for me, he comes back telling me he asked the seller for one to taste to determine if its sweet or sour. They always oblige him. Lol

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  22. I taste palm oil before buying.

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  23. Nigerians taste crayfish and fried fish. I have witness a woman taste groundnut oil before buying.....

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you people won't kill me tonight. Kuku eat the whole fish 🀣

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  24. I know of tasting dry garrison but the day I followed my husband to the market, then we were dating, this guy asked for a bowl and water in Mile 2market. I was shocked n we checked about 3/4places before buying a bag. Since we married, I go alone. He checks for sand, ability to swell and the acidic taste.

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    1. Lmao your husband is kolo menm...

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  25. I always Bite a grain or 2of rice before buying. I don't know what am checking for but my mum always did it when I was growing up.

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    1. Jeez!!!
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      My mum does that too!
      I dreaded going to the market with her while growing up.
      She can taste for Africa.
      From crayfish to palm oil to rice. Infact everything😩. When I ask her is there really any need? She will just eye me from head to toe and says" i am tasting for freshness.look at you, you better be learning now before you buy rubbish to cook for your husband when you get married"
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      BTW, for the rice, when she bites at it, she says she'd know if it's the type that gets soggy or stays separated when cooked.
      How does biting the raw rice determine that?
      I am still wondering till today.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Me too, just that I was taught that rice that is hard to bite, will raise well & won't turn watery unlike the one that is soft which won't raise at all, they are called old & new rice, the older the rice the dry it becomes & it raise well.

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    3. Lol
      BLOGLORD the rice own is true .

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  26. Roasted groundnut.. I will open bottle n taste, if it's not well salted,and crunchy, sorry, I will not buy

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    1. Roasted corn to see if it's fresh,soft or strong.
      Will take 2 or 3 seeds for tasting..

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    2. Lmao omg! You guys take this tasting thing to a whole other level..haba! You are disfiguring her wares na, imagine when every potential buyer take 2 or 3 seeds. I can't πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  27. Bitter leave weda d bitterness dey
    Palm oil:if it's not igbo own,I no buyπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  28. This mentality of tasting, hmmm. I still enter stores and would like to taste chocolates before buying.
    I used to taste Garri alot.

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    1. Nwa afo Biafra... Lol
      It has been long I licked that. Like years

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    1. Lmao!! You mean locally made perfumes? Cos most perfumes I know are sealed. body colognes and sprays however can be tested sparingly on hand so that don't count.

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    2. Testers nnkor aunt Perxian ? I do a lot of 'em before making up my mind .... some people even dress up , enter shops to spray and off they go πŸ˜„

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    3. lol Tester are used on hands too but trust people to test em on the whole body. I'm not Aunty o kai, Perxian is just fine. 😊

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  31. There are lots I taste before buying..

    Garden egg(I always pick up one from the seller's/stock)
    Tiger nut
    Carrots (can't resist asking for a stick)

    One time I was buying lemons from a mallam, I couldn't resist plucking a leaf from the fresh lettuce he had on display..

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  32. Gaari, kulikuli, epa, palm oil etcetera.

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  33. Garri, Crayfish, Udara,icheku,tigernut,

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  34. Everything Stella! Nigerians taste/test everything including human beings #strollingaway

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