Stella Dimoko Sunday Spontaneous Post


Advertisement - Mobile In-Article

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Sunday Spontaneous Post

#sunday #excitedabouttodayfornoreason #boyfriendsstillsleeping #youreadingherebutdontgetittwisted #wink #churchday #riceandstewday #flasback #lol

Good Morning people!

Who else has become conscious of numbers since that Chronicle?Some things just mess u someone's mind...Anyway,I can control it and I will not freak out,I think its a mind thing....

Who is going to church and who is not going?

Who is already back?

BV fan Emmnuel just crossed my mind...Post Labour room drama side effects and motherhood has kept her off commenting,I hope her Ponyor has healed cos what her eyes saw eeeeeeh....#motherhoodrocks

Kisses to everyone


  1. Thank you Lord for not giving up on me.

    It's been one hell of a week but I'm grateful for life.

    How una dey na. I over miss this blog. Any new drama? Is TGW still corrupting the innocent.

    ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜ Everyone.

    1. Yinmu ๐Ÿ˜Ž,as if you no dey read am in ghost mode๐Ÿ˜Ž

    2. So I and a friend of mine,we've been getting really close and all and first time he decides to get intimate in any way is to struggle and try to give me head!!!who does that?not even kiss or something close.i just feel it's really strange and I've been trying to understand why.was great though#

    3. Anon10:05
      Be there deceiving yourself as if the thing did not sweet.
      You no go open, collect wetin your body need before Konji will scatter you.

    4. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Chike please its Sunday. I pictured it sha and it was just funny.

    5. So you even received the head yet you're complaining. Smh for you

    6. Haba Chike,but I didn't deny na.i said it was great though.

    7. Mama rere please be careful so it doesn't fall off.

  2. Good morning blog fam, love you all.

    Lady ๐Ÿ› where are you?

    *Larry was here*

    1. I dey,party full ground yesterday ๐Ÿ˜Ž

  3. That time of the month. ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

    1. When August visitor(s) appears... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    2. Same here๐Ÿ˜ก couldn’t even go to church.. mtchewwww

    3. Mine started yesterday and the pains is another thing, have already finish one card of paracetamol sef.....

  4. Replies
    1. Good morning beautiful extra belly

  5. A snake penetrated into a carpentry workshop. As it slipped, it passed over a saw and got slightly wounded. Suddenly, it turned and bit the saw, and biting the saw, the snake seriously got wounded in its mouth! Then not understanding what was happening and thinking that the saw was attacking "him," it decided to roll around the saw to suffocate it with all its body by squeezing it with all its strength, but it ended up being killed by the saw!!!

    *Sometimes we react in anger to hurt those who have harmed us, but we realize after all that we are being hurt ourselves*.
    *In life it is better sometimes to ignore situations, ignore people, ignore their behaviors, their words.*
    *Sometimes it is better not to react so as not to suffer consequences that can sometimes be deadly or harmful.*
    *Do not let hate take over your life because love is stronger than anything.*
    Be wise and live healthy.

    Happy Sunday Lovelies
    May God bless all our life endeavors.

    1. Very profound! How do I forgive a frenemie that tried to destroy my already troubled marriage? She told my hubby all sort of lies about me which is registered in his mind forever.. She deserves to be destroyed!!!

    2. vengeance for God..let him fight ur battle

    3. *So deep sugar

      *Dearest anonymous, pls find a place in your heart to let go,forgive her and pray to God to restore peace in your home.But keep such friends at arms length.
      Bible said we should forgive 77times,when you free your heart,happiness will be restored.

    4. God bbless you dear, this really helped me. I've been so bitter and hateful towards my husband for some days now, i have prayed and prayed to God to help me forgive me as He forgives me daily but to no avail. He really hurt me deeply and to add salt to injury he isn't sorry at all. But with this write up i'm so determined to let go and be happy no matter what

    5. hmmmnnnn... deep deeper deepest. thought provoking

    6. Anon 9:12 I will share mine someday but for now. Mrs F nwabuisi your judgement with God is on the way. You spoilt my name, used your cele father to use my cloth for your glory. You r a jezebel. Karma awaits you. U dunno nothing yet.

    7. Uwc dear.......make sure you re happy and shame the devil.
      Love God and hubby more
      Show him all he heard are untrue
      Wishing you peace and serenity in your home.

  6. Blessed Sunday Morning you uuuuuu

    Good morning Stella.

    1. Na only Stella dey here abi?๐Ÿ˜Ž

  7. Gorgeously Human22 October 2017 at 09:03

    When I look into your eyes, it's over
    You got me hooked with your love controller
    I'm tripping and I could not get over
    I feel lucky like a four leaf clover...

    Every finish line is the beginning of a new race

    1. Gorgeously Human22 October 2017 at 09:50

      Hi BB.

    2. I'm into you
      I'm into you
      I'm into you yeeeeee

    3. ๐ŸŽถI'm into you ×3 yeah yeah๐ŸŽถ

  8. Good morning and happy Sunday one big and happy Family, hope we all had a good night rest? please go to church oo
    Now talking about the future, One girl told me ladies have the gift of knowing a guy that will make it big in the future, ladies in the house how true is that?

    1. Laiye, me I dunno, better work hard.

    2. True but the patience to wait is what most don't have. Even those who wait do get disappointed (tho not all).

  9. Bonjour a tous!
    Terrible headache!
    Terrible vision! Blurred all d way!

    These days I envy healthy people! I wis I can switch places sometimes.
    Even if u are hungry, so far u are vibrant, u dunno what God has done for you.

    1. Why now?,sorry dear๐Ÿ˜Ž

    2. Why not go the herbal way..

    3. You are healed in Jesus namw

    4. Herbal is the bitterleaf water I drink like every week. Buggy bug, come n suck my blood small naa..

    5. Gorgeously Human22 October 2017 at 10:04

      Take a cold long shower.
      Turn the lights out, make the room dark and silent.
      The only 'sound' to hear is your heartbeat...

      Now, lay down quietly B

    6. Aka ogwugwo nso n'ime ndu gi. You are healed

    7. BlackBerry, go for HIV test

    8. Blackberry if I am not mistaken you talked about having diabetes right?
      There are some Rev. Sister in St. Molumba Catholic Church Owerri, that specialize in treating (not cure) diabetic patients. They help patients manage the illness in a healthy way.
      Since Owerri is not far from PH, you could try visiting to check them out.
      They came highly recommended according to my mum.
      Sorry about your health,

      It is only on Wednesdays they consult.

  10. Happy Sunday... ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
    Make sure you go to church oo..
    I am a tourist this Sunday, I am visiting about 3 churches.

    ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™. Have a lovely sunday

    1. Isn't that church prostitution? Great Lady please don't good.

    2. Why wouldn't you be sick, wen you dey gbensed multicolor dick upanda

    3. Eka joy no dey comment with bold black name. Try harder. Go look fid for someone else to impersonate. Not me

  11. Okay Seriously, I want to Rant but laugh no even gree write anything.

    So My Humble Blog PA Job dey give people heart attack so tey they are now blinded by hate and jealousy...Ochisco ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    @Anons on Saturday's Spontaneous, I don't even know how to address this in the most basic explanation, because all of you lacked basic Comprehension.

    I don't even want to shout because you can't even Jaymoorize me for my energy well-spent, cos you are nothing but a church mouse. And Only church mouses go under anonymous to do kukukere movements. PROVE ME WRONG !! Omo Rada Rada

    I can take anything but Won't take Defamation of my character lightly.

    But let me sound it as a warning for you and your fellow headless chickens, because next time you won't be this lucky. If I open my mouth and curse you, believe me, YOU ARE A GONER. If you doubt it, Go and ask. Ga jukwa ese. I am a covenant child of God!!! E ji kwa mu ofo aga...heeeeehn!!

    This Back have weathered so much that you can't break it now, So Be warned and warn your goons too. And Oh don't even think you were hidden under anonymous, My God Is Omniscient. Remember that !

    Ndi igbo kwuru okwu si: Egbe bere Ugo bere, nke si ibeya ebele, nku kwa ya" , And Otu aa ka o ga adi...Iseeee!!!
    (At least, If you can't understand English, you will understand Igbo na or better still find interpreter that's if you can afford one)

    Unfortunately today is a 'holy day' but God Will understand #Holyanger Mscheeeew ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ

    1. Do you really need all these unnecessary rant,the rant is even doing more harm than preserving a 'name'๐Ÿ˜Ž

    2. Saturday spontaneous post? Lemme goan read. See enh, if the drama is not sweet, I will call you and yab any part of your body๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž

    3. Shut up bitch!

    4. What's the meaning of this ?

    5. LMAO . Wc drama I come miss like this ?

    6. Beloved, with this, I now believe you have mental disorder. Stella pls watch out for her.

    7. Her 'blog friends' and 'mums' are sitting at a corner laughing at her, they will not call her to order. And probably borrow a little class for her. To think most of them relate with her outside the blog. Frenemies.

    8. Lady bug what are u trying to be all the person dey keep quiet sometimes u need to speak.... Beloved has been keeping quiet for dem here... What of u dat if person insult you u will reiterate immediately nko so close ur mouth and no am not belove just a silent bv

    9. Dream catcher dunce. Mouses is also correct. Awon English professors

    10. Foolish anonymous,have you ever see me rant in this blog?๐Ÿ˜Ž

      If you come for me,I give it back immediately!๐Ÿ˜Ž

      So suddenly now everybody is her hater ๐Ÿ˜Ž, mtsheeeeew ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    11. beloved cool down everyday haters, na wah, somethings are better left unsaid.

      Stella has had pa (BBC)before infact her position was such that she has an email add. Where people apply for giveaway after which she will select and get back to stella and she was perfect in it, you hardly hear her, so when you get to that level what will happen, pls take it easy you still have a long way, your oga is still developing your work load and all that. My hand is paining me, just take it easy.

    12. *seen.

      For a pest like you that likes to pick out other people's grammatical error.

      You're such an attention seeking, disgusting pest that should be squashed. Nuisance!!!

    13. Anonymous ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜,the thing pain you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜,see your exclamation on top the one and only pest LADYBUG,take cold shower to cool off๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Ž

    14. Wait oh. Did someone just say 'mouses' is also correct???

      Is this true?

      Because teachers have been marking mouses wrong since time immemorial

    15. Most precious stone,you are blessed In all saved me the stress...gracias๐Ÿ˜˜

      BBC ๐Ÿ™Œ

    16. @anon you mean that useless thing that gave birth to you yea?
      Do your findings before coming to embarrass yourself on here! Mumu

    17. Lady bug,you don kolo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, anonymous you go just kill yourself on top ladybug matter,are you beloved?,abi why you come carry the matter for head๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

    18. @ Eka Joy I tire oo. Mouses is also correct, lmao. BVs will not kill person on this blog

    19. Beloved aka anons, stop displaying your stupid here, 'MICE' is the correct word. There is nothing like mouses. Even the plural of computer mouse is ' computer mice'.

    20. *Mice for plural of living mouse (I.e. the one villagers send to your house)

      *Mouses for plural of non-living mouse (I.e. computer mouse)

    21. I've learnt something new today.
      I went to Google it. The mice is for living mouse. Then for the computer mouse, there is no standard plural for it yet. Some call it mouses, some call it mice.

  12. When u choose ur frnds, u are choosing ur destiny. Friends are
    either a help or a hinderance. Love is a must, relationship is a
    choice. Love ur neighbor, but u dnt have to make d person ur
    friend.wrong relationship leads to wrong direction, choose ur
    association wisely. Anybody DAT is not better or bitter, anybody
    DAT is exhausting instead of exalting, let dem go. Not making
    everyone ur friend doesn't mean u are a bad person. Dnt walk
    with people u are not going dsame direction with. Just becos u
    have history with someone doesn't mean u ve a future with
    dem. Ask urself dis question "are d people in my life investors or
    wasters?" Wen wrong people leave ur life, wrong tins will stop
    happening, dramas will stop. One tin about wrong association is
    DAT it will kill ur joy, passion, dreams, faith, and also ur strive

    1. Isaacson warris this? Stopeet!
      After copying and pasting, edit them before clicking publish button. See how this one scatter like Eesah's teeth

    2. Like Eesah's teeth? Kwakwakwakwakwakws
      Where did you see Eesah's teeth?
      Have you dated him before?

    3. They have all turned to motivational speakers because of giveaways. Copying and pasting rubbish all over the place.

  13. On my way to church๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ
    Good morning beevees

    God bless us all and give us a wonderful testimonies..✋๐Ÿ‘✋✋✋✋๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  14. Good morning People, my love for Sunday sleep is like no other☺☺☺☺

    Hope you all aren't commenting from church


    1. morning darling. is that where you're commenting from ☺?

  15. #May you receive what you’ve been praying for*

  16. This my boyfriend is the most annoying human on earth!

  17. I wil go but still cooking my pepper stew with white rice,

    Anonymous Ada

  18. No church today ooo am strong awaiting for his healing hands on me. Happy Sunday beautiful ppl

    1. Yes I believe in miracles too....go and see a doctor about your health.

  19. God forbid. I have not, Anytime i look at the clock or plate numbers of cars is always a different number. Happy Sunday .

  20. This month makes it exactly one year since I had sex last. Thought I have conquered but then my otu is saying otherwise. It has been vibrating since last night for a d***k. How do I conquer my otu (p***y) like I did my mind. Achorom onye ga alaputa m umkpuru otu. Labam lasie mu ike. Search my phone for old booty call guys I used to have back then. These white guys with small pr**k is da bomb. Labamu lasie mu ike......

    1. huuummmm


      I have been celibate for 3 years and still counting now, guess I deserve an award.

      Ihe na-ato uto n'egbu egbu ooooo..

      At least, I can't worry if my period comes late or for infections and heartache.

      The life of a single Igbo chick

    2. Ndi celibate!
      How do you people do it?

    3. Elastic my manchi, your service is needed urgently ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  21. that chronicle gat nothing on me but that doesn't mean I won't make a wish of I sight 11 anything anywhere, just for wish making sake ooo.
    Anyways, it's a brand new day and I'm hopeful. God bless

  22. Something that happened some years back where I worked as a secretary.

    On a monday morning a tall huge pretty girl walked into my office went straight to my boss personal office and sat down, before I could say 'jack robinson' my security waltzed in and introduced her as oga girlfriend.๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

    She took the remote control and changed the tv channel to her choice. On a normal day I would have flared up....i heard that tiny inner voice saying "be still" and 'still' I was, ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”lol.

    Two hours later my boss came in, I took permission and went for lunch. I deliberately overstayed in the restaurant, though it's beside my office.

    Twenty minutes later my boss stormed out of the office angrily and drove off, I was still observing when gf came out and took a cab.

    I was still having 'lunch' when my phone rang....kran..kran..
    Me: hello sir
    Boss: where are you?
    Me: in the restaurant.
    Boss: you are still there? So.oo That's how you'll be there and someone will come and kill me.
    Me: *in my mind* I send you work?lol ..What happened sir?
    Boss; go to the office and see.

    People of God,when I got to the office the whole place was a mess, the computer, printer, chairs, documents etc were turned upside down. I stood for like 10 min contemplating on what to do.

    I called him and asked what happened, he said they had an argument, the girl fought him, tore his cloth, she even tried to stab him with a knife. She came prepared. *Maybe na me she for start from, I dodge am* Hahahaha.

    I was angry at my boss. You guys need to see my boss wife. Humble, pretty (a mature version of Adesuwa)even after three kids her tummy is as flat as my I'm not exaggerating.

    I gave him a piece of my mind, I said " why do you want to destroy this beautiful family you've built coz of a strange woman, even if you want to cheat on your wife, not this type of girl, with her attitude she can kill your wife if given the opportunity, what if she had killed you, how will your wife feel. Did you promise to marry her coz I don't understand her guts and effrontery". *I learnt from the security that she said she doesn't mind being a second wife*. I threw caution to the wind as I spoke..i was angry and irritated....surprisingly, he was calm and said "thank you" when I finished.

    I don't know if they continued seeing each other o, I never saw her till I resigned.

    End of careful.

    1. Becky

      He will continue to see her. Some men don't like quiet nice women, they like this type because it gets their adrenaline pumping.


    2. Hahaha. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
      This should have gone to office brouhaha. You people don't even know how to cook this blog well

  23. Good morning, I pray I come out victorious in this.....
    Happy sunday,.....who is cooking rice in owerri?????

  24. So, guess who have jaymoorised????

    Stella, I don't even know how to start sha cos, words fail me. But, I just have to say something, anything. Thank you so very much. U're indeed God's sent.

  25. So, guess who have being jaymoorised????

    Stella, I don't even know how to start sha cos, words fail me. But, I just have to say something, anything. Thank you so very much. U're indeed God's sent.

    1. Close

      Edit Peculiar Teacher said...
      Honestly, I need to be jaymoorized.

      This recession is still bitting hard on me,
      I have got fees to pay for my Sis in UNN not to talk Of The one in a nursing school.

      Stella, please shine your light on me and make this a memorable Sunday.

      People with information on scholarship for tertiary institutions should kindly notify me.

  26. So this is marriage ehhh,put to bed two months ago and paid for my hospital bills.while hubs is around (earns.ten times my salary cos he works with WHO)yet I paid my bills.Just yesterday colleagues came and I served them malt drinks that my children go to school with every day,I.took three out of a carton,hubs came,saw it and when they left started shouting that I should replace the drinks I gave my.guests, since yesterday I have been sad,is this stinginess not from his village? Its truly abnormal...mind you I earn 118k.I take care of my self I can't remember my.hand collecting money from him for my upkeep. SMH...

    1. Was it that he never wanted more children because I don't understand this behaviour of his.

      Have you been paying your hospital bills ever since you've been giving birth?

      This thing called marriage ๐Ÿค”

    2. I'm sure you started paying your bills since when you were dating, but you failed to notice his stinginess or maybe you thought he will start spending for you when you marry. Sorry o. Keep taking care of your bills cos he won't change. Just pray that God keeps providing for u. Also, Stop having more kids. If not, you go hear am for school fees in future. Na dis kain man dey abandon him family follow side chick

    3. Don't tell me that you didn't notice before you married. Stinginess no dey hide madam.

      And if you paid the first time you should have warned him that it won't happen again - that's hospital bill.

      Well what do I know? You're married and I'm not ๐Ÿ˜

    4. Don't mind them
      They will be rushing to get married and bear Mrs
      They won't study the serious character flaws of the man and correct it if need be, after marriage the flaws will escalate and they will start crying upandan. Sometimes they will even be the one fueling the stinginess with their miss independence attitude. Just for the man to marry them. Men from that side where we have 'demons' like this type of women very well. They will marry you sharp sharp and keep enjoying their own money with side chicks and friends/family.

  27. Hello all.

    Ladies, ever been in a situation where your spouse surprises with hideous looking gifts. Yet, he is satisfied with what he got you?

    My lovely husband bought me three, not one, not two but three ugly bags. Worst still I'm not even a bag lady. I love love shoes and he knows this.

    I was irritated and feel he got the bags to please the scammer that sold them to him.

    I told him to return them. I felt sad asking him to, but I ignored my feelings because I remember years ago, while we were still dating, we both agreed he shouldn't attempt to buy me bags, ever in the future. After he bought one mgbeke feeling funky like bag for me.

    Also, we went to this store sometime back and he mentioned they got shoes, then asked I check em out. I went on and on for days, about how I loved the shoes I saw. Why did he not simply go back there to pick one to surprise me with?

    I can buy 20 pairs of shoes and give no thought to purchasing a bag, this he knows!
    He now bought three ugly copied bags just to help someone sell her markate!

    Although, the following day, I shoed him the kind of bags I like but still begged him not to buy me any again.

    A gift should show the gifted that the gifter was indeed thinking about the gifted when purchasing the gift.


    1. He is doing it out of love, discuss with him calmly dont tell outrightly not to buy things for you,he might get angry

    2. Different strokes. One is up there complaining that her horseqband have never given her money before. This one is complaining that the gifts her husband bought her were ugly.
      Note the difference between horseband and husband.

    3. And my husband can't even buy me ordinary tooth brush even after stopping me from working. I haven't bought even one bra in 3 years, when i complain of clothes unko he will go and select all his old clothes and dash me without even letting me adjust them. This life is just a pot of beans mehn

    4. Wow. Thanks guys. It's good to share personal experiences so one can also see from the perspective of others.

      Reading the experiences of other women, I must have come off as an ungrateful wife. Although I won't pretend to like what I don't, I'll express myself lovingly and calmly to him.


  28. This is a true story that happened in Japan.
    In order to renovate the house, a Japanese man breaks open the wall. Japanese houses normally have a hollow space between the wooden walls.
    When tearing down the walls, he found that there was a lizard stuck there, because a nail from outside had been hammered into one of its feet.
    He sees this, feels pity, & at the same time curiosity. When he checks the nail, it was nailed 5 years ago, when the house was built!!!
    *What happened?*
    The lizard had survived in such a position for 5 years!!!
    In a dark wall partition for 5 years without moving, it is impossible and mind-boggling.
    Then he wondered how this lizard had survived for 5 years without moving a single inch, since its foot was impaled!
    So he stopped his work and observed the lizard, to see what it has been doing, and how it has been eating
    Later, not knowing from where it came, appears another lizard, with food in it's mouth.
    Ah! He was stunned and touched deeply.
    For the lizard that was impaled by the nail, another lizard had been feeding it for the past 5 years.
    Imagine? It has been doing that untiringly for 5 long years, without giving up hope on its partner.
    Imagine what a small creature can do, that a creature blessed with a brilliant mind cannot do.
    Please, never abandon your loved ones. Don't turn your back on people because they are in difficulty. Don't see yourself as more intelligent or the best. You may be a bit luckier today but life is uncertain and can change things tomorrow....
    A Moment of negligence might break the very heart which loved you against all odds..
    Before you say something just remember...
    It takes a moment to *break*, but an entire lifetime to *make*Gudmorn frnds n happy sunday

  29. I don't know who is giving all these small small children phone to open WhatsApp and go there to disgrace themselves.
    One small girl like that chat me yesterday""""""""

    Read our Conservation below ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

    Her: Hi Deer

    Me: Hi

    Her: How Was You Doing?

    Me: I Am Great

    Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?

    Me: Where Do l Born? How?๐Ÿ™„

    Her: l Mean Where Does Your Borning Begin?

    Me: Am Confused๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

    Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where Did You Born Yourself?

    Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!๐Ÿ˜

    Her: Which Come?

    Me: l Mean You Should Repeat What You Said Earlier๐Ÿ˜’

    Her: l Say Where Did You Been Borned, This Guy!?

    Me: l Don't Understand you Oh! ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ™

    Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom Drop, Place Where Dem Bornet You.

    I nearly Fanted...
    ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฅ ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.happy sunday people

    1. Afi 'fanted'
      You couldn't even copy or compose the dry joke well. No vex me o, today is Sunday

    2. Anonymous, your sense of humour is dead. Pele

  30. Couldn't go to church today cos of pains as a result of wrong sleeping position and discouragement. Seriously I am getting tired of praying for one thing year in year out. Abi na my own sin worst pass wey Baba God no want answer my prayers ni?

    I want to experience the joys of motherhood. This loneliness is killing me. Lord, please reseeded see!!!

    1. My dear keep praying and taking other useful steps towards your prayer point. You shall carry your baby soon. We shall all testify soon in Jesus name.

      I just got back from church, I ve been busy all week caring for my sick mum. May God touch her with His healing hands. May my cries into Him today not be in vain in Jesus mighty name.

  31. Back from church already. God I still need the pleasant surprises I prayed for.

  32. Oh well.
    Happy Sunday people.
    Shout-out to all Nysc Corp members in Taraba state.
    God bless us all.


Disclaimer: Comments And Opinions On Any Part Of This Website Are Opinions Of The Blog Commenters Or Anonymous Persons And They Do Not Represent The Opinion Of

Pictures and culled stories posted on this site are given credit and if a story is yours but credited to the wrong source,Please contact and corrections will be made..

If you have a complaint or a story,Please Contact Via
Mobile Phone +4915210329280