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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Thursday Laugh Out Loud

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WAASCE_2015_Integrated_Science 

(i)* Mention 10 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep). 


*Check out the answers a student gave;* *

1.* The goat when you use it for soup it taste waaoow but the sheep when u use it for soup it does not taste waaoow. 



*2.* Goats give soup perfume expecially the boy goat but sheep don't give soup perfume. 



*3.* A goat can cross a road wisely but the sheep is very foolish and walk slow on the road. 



*4.* A goat has a sharp brake but a sheep don't have sharp brake. 



*5.* Goat head is smelling but sheep head is not smelling.


 *6.* Goat is on left side of God but sheep is on right side of God. 


*7.* Goat is stubborn but sheep is humble. 


*8.* Goat can jump and turn 360° but sheep cannot jump and turn 360°. 


*9.* The goat cries pobebe pobebe but sheep cries beeh beeh.


 *10* Goat hair is perming but sheep hair is jerry curls......

46 comments:

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. Hahahahaha, very funny child but answers to number 3 and 4 make sense.

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  3. The parent should ask for school fees refund

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    1. Lmaooo @ goat can turn 360πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ somebody should flog this student😁😁

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    2. Na those short goat residing in south south wey sabi sneeze na dem dey sabi turn 360 they love to engage in acrobatics.


      Anonymous Rasta

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    3. Yes they should. But come to think of it, some parent expect teachers to perform "magic" when they won't monitor the child progress in school

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  4. Number #10 tho. Their hair on fleek

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  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


    chim-Oma a.k.a Miss Kapusu

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  6. What won't we see in this teaching profession.

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  7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. LMAO @ A goat has sharp break but a Sheep doesn't have sharp break🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Goat hair is perming but Sheep hair is Jerry curlsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Those ones got me tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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  9. Hahahahahaha...Eka Joy come and see your customer abi students ooo. Your cane go finish for this one body.

    I applaud the creativity ojare

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  10. LMAO, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    The last answer took the crown πŸ‘‘.

    Nigerians are smart, lol.

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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜€, what a child ,hmmmm

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  12. Hahaahahahahahahahahahha...don't believe this joor.

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  14. Hahahahahaha.... So funny,nice one...

    On other news, I just got my blog I.D!
    Yay!!!!

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  15. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  16. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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  17. I can’t just stop laughing 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    1. Oga krix?? Wheres ur iphone 7
      Its been long o..
      Nna udo adikwa?

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  18. Stella what did I do to you? See the way I am laughing and people are starring at me.

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  19. #Like attracts like. If you don't love yourself first, you'll attract someone who doesn't really love you either*

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  20. The perm and Jerry curl did it for me..Lol....oooo!

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  21. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Funny but apt. This student likes food though.

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  22. The last one though...hahahahahahahahaha

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  23. The last one though...hahahahahahahahaha

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  24. Joke apart th student answered correctly! There are things a goat can do that sheep can’t do. The writer grew up in the village!

    Just Krix!

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  25. Very funny especially no 10

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  26. oh my goodness so funny

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  27. stella o, thank you for this post. i laughed out my pains this morning. Thank you.

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  28. stella o, thank you for this post. i laughed out my pains this morning. Thank you.

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