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Saturday, March 17, 2018

Saturday Spontaneous Post..

#saturday #restday #coldday #noschool #awonboyfriendssleepingstill #leowomenrockdontmesswithem #awoofrunningmelikeashoedhorse #foodieaddictinsmallportions #blogbooloading #atallatall #lovelyday #positivitythings #motivationalish #staywayfromnegativepeople



DA FRUIT QUEEN BV CHIOMA



Good Morning..........You home resting or at work already?or are you planning a party today?.


Weekends Spontaneous posts are always so dry like when Harmattan is around the corner..LOL

Yesterday i was inside the white room taking a pee and browsing on my phone when i mistakenly opened a saved page of the Lady who found a snake inside the toilet just before she sat down......The hair at the back of my neck stood up and i imagined a snake starring at my kpekus and aiming to bite,na so i jump up spill my drink oooh..it was a horrible feeling......And yes,i go to the toilet with a drink sometimes.....Crazy right?LOL...*rolling my eyes*


My Blog PA has chosen someone for the giveaway and i have instructed her to state her reasons for doing so for the person she chose as the giver says we must adhere to the rules of choosing the recipient(s).


Let me wish you a nice day and a fruitful one at that......

Check out da fruit queen Chioma handiwork...Please patronise her if you need services like hers!

Our BV Chioma has Apples on her head and not Agege bread,she did not photo bomb anyone but God still picked her call....She went from 'beggar' to CEO in the nick of time and by the Grace of God......

If you want to get a free advert spot in the spontaneous post,please mail me and it is the beauty of your photos that i will look at to choose ooooh.




Kisses to everyone today!

127 comments:

  1. Once upon a time in 2011, there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovicious kintayionshinkorventa
    Why did you skipped the name?
    I will not complete the story..πŸ˜’πŸ˜•

    You may now go πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Happy weekend fam



    *Larry was here*

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    1. Bia, Complete am o. cos I didn't skip the name. 😠

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    2. Just want to tell all blog visitors to amend their ways before they Lord. I had a dream about rapture yesterday night and to say the truth its was really terrifying because in that dream a lot of people were caught unaware when the trumpet sound came. Its was a very scary sight to behold. Immediately the righteous were ruptured the Antichrist came and started tormenting the people left on earth... Hmmmmmmm...I woke crying and begging God for mercy on behalf of all true believers. Jesus said when he returns will still find righteousness on earth? And I remembered jesus prayer in the Bible where he was weeping and begging God to pls keep the sheep he has gathered himself...
      Food for thought; if the angel should blow the trumpet today,are you prepared to meet the ever lasting king of kings? If not why not amend your ways today, its never too late to accept JESUS into your life as your Lord and Savior and start living a holy and righteous life. And believers already saved,I will admonish us to continue soul winning... A lot of people are yet to hear about Jesus. Let us continue spreading the word until it get to the end of the earth...

      Shalom...
      Its my New dawn...

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    3. Lol I only read povan...😁 before skipping, it the same way i read Stella's hashtags. I don't like stress

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    4. I GOT A BIG MIRACLE YESTERDAY FROM THIS BLOG FOR A RELATION TO THE TONE OF 100K.
      MY PEOPLE I AM STILL IN AWE AT THE WONDERS OF GOD.
      GOD STILL DOES MIRACLE.

      SOME CRITERIA, BE HONEST, SINCERE, FAITHFULLY SERVING GOD, FORGIVE EASILY AND TRUST HIS TIMING.

      THANKS A MILLION SIS. I KNOW YOU SAID I SHOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING, BUT I CANT KEEP CALM. I CANT HIDE GOD'S MIRACLE.
      YOUR CUP WILL NEVER RUN DRY. AND THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE YOU.

      JESUS INDEED IS ALIVE AND ANSWERS PRAYERS

      YES. I AM SHOUTING. E REACH TO SHOUT MY PEOPLE

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    5. 9:21 Stella stop hiding under anonymous and hyping your blog.We sabi say dem take lie lie swear for u when dem born u

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    6. P$G naaaaa!!!!.
      Bikonu. Pity us fa.
      Pay our salary.
      Since last year

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    7. It's snowing 🌨 here after enjoying sunshine ☀ for 2 days.
      Thank goodness am still in πŸ›.

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  2. I thought I have read all OCD comments finish until I saw these two comments.....

    A friends neighbour has serious ocd we call her mama ejima. Mama ejuma mops her house 3 times a day including d varenda, washes her rags after each use washes her kids clothes n shoes after skull everyday including d soles of d shoes she will go as far as using toothpick or broom to pick out tough diets. She is d only person I know DAT pills d back of her onions to preserve dem. Wen she comes back from market she stands by d tap outside to clean everything b4 taking dem inside her house. She cleans her fans everyday the list is endless....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Then Chike brought his own comedy.....
    my own is that before I leave my house I will change the control switch to neutral and once I reach door I will go back like 3 times to confirm that it is in neutral. also when I lock my door to leave, I will still go back and confirm if I locked it. how it happen is that if I want to leave one spirit will tell me "are you sure you off your light and lock the door? better go and confirm "
    the other spirit will tell me to ignore the voice that I off the light and locked the door.that spirit will come back and tell me "I ma na mgbe eji ekwu ana eteka , is it not just to go back and confirm "
    fiam ! I will turn back and go and confirm it wella.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I have been laughing since yesterday oo
    Mama tee, you are the real dealπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

    Good morning and happy weekend 😘😘

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    1. Please I check the time always like every minute. Is it an OCD πŸ˜‚

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    2. I often do this mostly when counting money lol.I will double count and one mind will said count it again to be sure maybe you jump one.That's how I will end up counting money thrice.

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    3. When i never born,i use to bring out everything in d room to sweep and clean,including d carpet ooo,my room is always neat,when i gave birth,whenever she wants to eat something like biscuit,i will make sure i positioned her at a spot where it would be easy for me to sweep,when she started crawling,i hear am then,when she con start to dey walk,na then i reset my brain make work no con kill me,now, i mop once a week abeg

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    4. I tell you, I was laughing like crazy last night while reading comments. Mama tee really tries a lot with her writeups,she knows how to captivate her readers.

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  3. First time in history on Saturday I got to work before 8am and even met sp early. Sdk see your imagination about the snake ewwwww. Have a great day

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  4. Afropolitan vibes was a blast last night, I haven't fully recovered. I was so emotional when Styl-plus performed, Gosh I wish they didn't break up. I loved their music so much. Shifi, is such an handsome man with his beards and Zeal is still a cutie but only both of them showed up and the crowd loved it. MI, my forever crush also finished us with his performance and Lola Shoneyin with her I no send attitude and colored low cut style was present as usual and she serenaded us briefly with some ass movement on stage lol.
    Kudos to Adebantu and happy 5th year anniversary to Afropolitan Vibes, I had a good time.
    Let me sleep small, maybe I'd have strength to go see Black Panther today.
    Have a great weekend All.

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  5. LMAO! Stella please adopt comedy as a side job...no allow this your talent waste.

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  6. Nice work fruit queen chioma. Guys please help me. I want to conceive twins. Someone said I should eat yam. Please bvs that had twins , what did u do?

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    1. Lol. See question

      We, anywhere u see twins eh, call dem and dash them something. I heard that one works. And since I'm a twin eh, u can start from Me. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Pls don't make me laugh this morning ooo..
      It is God that gives children dear...don't worry he will do it..

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    3. Lol
      Yam ke? I heard those of us that are desperate for twins never get to birth them.

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    4. Lol...this comment is funny.

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    5. Hahahaha no be only yams o. They said you can eat beans And rice too.

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    6. I also heard that slim women have a higher tendency to birth twin.

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    7. The scientific way is to go do ivf. Make them implant 3embryos for u,at least 2 go survive

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    8. @Chi Exotic e.g me. Even after 4 kids if I get assurance now that IVF will guarantee me having twins I'll consider it.

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  7. Bv chioma fruit is beautiful ooo
    Still on my bed and sick...

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  8. Morning lovelies,issa beautiful morning na hungry wake me up today, make i go eat my left over gure and eba,do ve a lovely weekend

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    1. Gure Chai it's been long I tasted that soup ooo
      Good morning

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  9. It was such a cold night as the rain began falling heavily at about 3am this morning and lasted more than two hours. I haven't felt cold for a long time like the way I did today, times like this are when babies are made lol. It was actually a night for couples who so much love themselves to play together. Shout out to them couples who took advantage of the weather this morning. Enough laundry for me this morning. Let today be fruitful unto each an everyone of us here Amen. Can smell Easter from afar.

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    1. Teejay stopeet! Why you wan do laundry when I'm here? You no wan make I chop??

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    2. Sky you know I wouldn't have try that if I was in Lagos, infact I would have been your major customer but don't worry let me see if my friends that based in lagos are closer to your base, at least u can do the referral thing.

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    3. Sky,if u see my daughter's wee-wee clothes,the stench go make u pick race

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  10. Stella you are so funny. lol. Thank God your imagination didn't happen. Morning everyone!

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  11. Pls are the ff bvs still here? Atheist, Ibukun and Thelma pls I have surprises for them pls

    Mrs G

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    1. Last i heard from his boo, Atheist got US VISA & hes on vacation.

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    2. I believe Atheist is Erased ink. Check out his comments. He also tackles those who preach religion asides the normal lewd comments like Atheist own.
      Anon 08:18 aka Atheist, is there no Internet in the "US" village where you are "vacationing"? Iffa hear! You changed your blog id especially as they were calling you a gay.

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    3. Wic of d boos? Lizbarry or chiktoo

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    4. @meena this table you are shaking

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  12. Happy Saturday everyone. How's you all this cool weather 😍

    Attention please...

    Couple of days ago a generous Mother celebrating her kids birthday (in April and May) announced she wants to give two BVs, that are really struggling mums 20k each. God bless you momma!

    So My Boss handed me the mantle to choose the two BVs.

    I have chosen Bv Rhoda Rex for the recipient of the April giveaway. From her comments and what we have all read here, She's a mum and also a student. Safe to say She's struggling too. And I think she really deserves a helping hand so that's why I chose her.

    But I'm yet to see the Second recipient for the May Giveaway. I mean a Bv mum that really really needs the cash giveaway. We must adhere the giver's wish. 😍

    Maybe you all can help point her for me in the comment section, how una see am. 🀷

    #positivevibesonly


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    1. Awwwwwwwwwn. Thanks babe. I really appreciate. Thank u. Stellz, U're one in a million. Thank you so much.

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    2. What about Mrs Gee,she is a widow.... Just a surjection

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    3. Congrats to Rhoda. She deserves it.
      I think you should choose Mummy J for the May giveaway.

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    4. Haaaa! Mrs Sharon, surjection ke? I was forced to comment on your gbagaun today. It is well o. It is actually suggestion. Don't even blame it on auto correct at all.

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    5. Good morning! What of Dada Toyosi, she is single mum and struggling too, according to her post here sometimes. Just suggesting o. Good morning bvs

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    6. God bless the giver. Pls consider Mrs Gee or MummyJ.
      @Madam B, Dada Toyosi is not a single mum, she is a married Woman. She has husband.

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    7. Congrats to Rhoda,may God replenish the giver's pockets.

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    8. The fact that Dada Toyosi is married does not mean she is still not struggling.at least based on her comments here. I think she ought to be considered too.

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    9. OK @ praise I Neva new she is married. Am Sorry Dada Toyosi.

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    10. @beloved pls consider me too o...am a single mother who is really Struggling..dat 20k wil go along way for me n my baby @beloved...consider a new person dis time around n not people who has been getting.please am begging and pls nobody should call me a beggar o

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  13. Nice work Chomsy. God continue to bless the works of your hand. Amen

    #hard work pays
    #Victoria acerta

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  14. #When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody, your freedom will begin*

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    1. Absolutely correct and on point. Flesh and blood I guess didn't revealed this to you rather the spirit. So motivating.

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  15. I can't seem to thank God enough, I'm overwhelmed wit joy. He has turned my sorrow into joy, my mourning to dancing.
    I'm that person who has been jobless for years now, most of my time were spent on SDK in hopes that 1day favour will shine on me (No offense).
    I pleaded and begged for job on this platform but nothing seemed to be working. It got a point Stella started advocating that we BV should make wise use of our internet infact it got to a stage she was reiterating this.
    So me too I started spending less time sitting on the blog waiting for the next post to be the first to comment.
    I started trying new things like upwork, fiverr and co. Later I started doing some online free courses and finally networking and trying to sell myself at every given opportunity. I downloaded some nice apps of which I was able to connect with HR Managers of different multinationals.
    It was here my journey started, at last i was able to get an intern position. I was only paid stipend as transportation allowance despite my 2 degrees. Nevertheless i was undeterred as deep down i knew i was part of something big. I functioned in different roles up to the point of an errand girl but in all i was happy.
    I had time for SDK blog in the evenings and it was in such moments i read the story of a bv who was interning and later got a permanent offer as a staff. Infact Stella even advised job seekers to look for intern positions.
    Well after about 6 months I got 3 offer letters from 3 multinationals who are at the top of their game in their various sectors.
    It was sad turning down the other 2 offers from the other companies especially the one at where I interned. But then they really understood my situation and assured me they would be coming back for me when they have something permanent.
    My people you need to see my pay cheque with plenty Zeros and an official car. Enough allowances and I'm only just beginning.
    I'm grateful to God and to Stella for nudging me towards the right direction.
    PRAISE THE LORD BVS

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    1. Praise the Lord Jesus πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

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    2. Congrats! More grace and favour to you!!

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    3. Congratulations dear,its our year of great testimony, me no dey tap ooo but i pray for an everlasting breakthrough after my delivery

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    4. Hallelujah o. Our God is a miracle working God. I know that I will come here to share my own testimony too. I'm so happy for you.

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    5. Why didn't you use your blog id? Was it not blog id you were using to drag first to comment?
      Anyway, congrats

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    6. Hallelujah to the Lord
      Congratulations.

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    7. Congratulations dear, it is the Lord's doing and it is marvellous in our eyes. May He continue to bestow His grace upon you in Jesus mighty name... Amen

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    8. Thank God for you dear. May your testimony be permanent. I pray God remembers me too, it is well

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    9. Congratulations, many more testimonies abound.

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    10. Well done for taking the bull by the horns. Congrats!

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  16. Good morning all, happy weekend oh, chioma I love your creativity with the fruits,you are sure going places,going for a friend's mom burial later in the day.this girls are awake make I go kitchen jare. Have a nice weekend y'all.

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  17. Good morning house. Happy weekend to everyone

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  18. anonymous to bahd17 March 2018 at 08:25

    Anyone seen the sex scene in the "empty" cinema? You noticed there were 2 different couples? God forgive me, but na wetin I fit do, and honestly done similar things in the past in places you wont believe...swimming pool, office car park, office toilet, stadium, beach, public bus (several times πŸ™ˆ) etc.

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    1. Atheist person dey find u

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    2. anon to bad is now atheist? you need meds

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    3. Disgusting. That's why I don't go into public pools. That is how you will be swimming in people's vaginal fluids and semen. I don't know how the thing will be hungrying you that you can't control yourselves for a few minutes and get to a private place.
      You for kuku stand for road and bring out your prick na. Goats.

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  19. Anonymous @0803. So someone told you eating yams makes a woman give birth to twins?? If that he the case, all the women in Nigeria will birth twins. Well, if someone told you it works by all means start eating yams for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
    You need to know if there are twins in you or your husband’s lineage. If there is a history, you are in luck. But if you need to have twins so badly go to a fertility clinic. Good luck!!

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    1. not just the normal yam but it is called wild yam.

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  20. Stella where are the famous 4, famous 3,and famous 1

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  21. This is a call out to all Ago- Palace way Agent, please you guys should reduce your Agent and Agreement fee. it is tooooooooooooo much

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  22. Goodmorning everyone !! I have a two competing programs for today. A wedding and a booty call. I choose the booty call. Ass needs some tapping. Il just add the make up artist money to my gift.
    Ok bye.

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    1. I don't understand..wedding, booty call, make up artist.

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ better go to that wedding else no one will come to yours

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  23. Good morning everyone. Happy weekend to everyone. My shout out goes to SDK, Olori orente, Yori yori,Temmytosin Ajetomobi, Dada Toyosi, Ttc women, preggy women, hardworking parents etc. May God continue to bless everyone of us.....Amen
    @Beloved our able PA pls how do i send my contacts to you, Olori asked for it.

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    1. Please click on my profile. You will find my email or number, whichever is convenient for you.

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    2. Send it to Stella and inform her to collect it from Stella

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    3. Good morning dearest baby blu
      Regards to the mini me

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  24. Today I'm commemorating World Sleep Day. The goal is to have at least 8hrs of sleep
    #YourDayBeginWithSleep

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  25. Good morning bvs & happy weekend

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  26. Why are Nigerians like this? No matter their position and wealth they will still steal.
    Last Tuesday Someone i know forgot his phone in the air plane to Kano. Another incoming passenger who happens to be a P A to a former Governor of Kano now a Sen. who sat on that seat picked up the phone. Instead of handling the phone to the flight crew, he chose to keep it.
    When i was informed, ofcourse as a security operative i swung into action. Asked fir his seat number and contacted the airline who surplied me with the details of the incoming passenger who sat on that seat. I contacted him to return tge phone. He promised but failed to returne.
    I sent people to him , he avoided them abd refused to pick up his calls.
    After 2 days, i contacted a security operative attached to his principal who is having a cat and dog relationship with the present governor.
    The Matter was reported to him, he was furious sensing that this will be used against him by his political opponents (His aide stealing a common phone) the securitg operative summoned the thief of an aide. He collected the phone and contacted me.
    Voila!!! The phone was recieved in lagos yesterday and handed over to the owner
    I hear he( Mohamned)has been fired yesterday. Omg!!! See himself, loosing his job over a mere phone.couldnt he afford a phone? Serves him right.
    This is how people go about disgracing themselves over trivial things. He never thought it will get to this. I have instructed the airline to blacklist him. I have his picture to be sent to security) The owner of the phone had even given up. But i bet you i promised him that i will get to the root of this. Not after the man dribbled me and others i sent to him.
    Another lesson is dont delete nunbers from your phones. You nerver can tell when it becomes handy. I collect phone numbers no matter how insignificant the person may be. You may not need it immediately but you can never tell when it comes to play when you need to reach someone else.
    Am happy i was able to recover this phone for the owner.
    Its not over untill it is over

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    1. Please can I be your friend?
      Just friend o.
      I need people like you in my life that can recover the unrecoverable.

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    2. Wow ooh! You did a good job as you said. The economist said " human needs is insatiable" I guess that is the reason for most of this action by people. Remember if money dey do peoole or enough for them, Obj wouldn't have contemplated for a third term in office. It is generally the mentality of the black race.

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    3. Nice one...You did a good job πŸ‘πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ🀝

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    4. I like your doggedness. He got well served... I know this wouldn't have been his first time stealing. I can't stand such people. Greed.

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  27. Good morning blog fam. I wish you all a wonderful weekend. Bv Chioma, may God bless your hustle, you have really stepped up your game.

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  28. Bv the fruit lady, you are very creative. I see you going places. God bless you.
    I am still laughing on the OCD post of yesterday hehehe

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  29. My phone Samsung galaxy Tab was stolen any ideas on how I can trace it and get it back. Thanks

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  30. anon 10-33am you are an idiot...e dey pain u say dem bless person thru my blog?stop coming here and go and look for somewhere else to vomit your rubbish..hype my blog indeed...this blog has the hand of God but your hate wont let you see it...

    whoever was blessed may u remain blessed.

    blood hater for no reason.....
    i can swear down u are female.....

    oya bring acct number let me double it for you!

    And please dont come back claiming you have a job and rich...LMAO!

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    1. Gbagam πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

      Anon Send Account number o. You even send and I will help you pass am across.

      Even you are rich, just collect it and buy a nice hair from Miznwanneka etc, or treat yourself to a nice spa time, you know.lol

      Anon Chi nchi πŸ‘† πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. Nawa oooo. This anonymous sef.If you need money you can kindly ask na.. why say such derogatory words about the blogger.it's not nice

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    4. Were she see richπŸ˜€πŸ˜

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    5. Nigerians never fail to surprise me. You're using "Idiot" and "God" in one breath. Wow!

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    6. Stella I'm the anon that cursed you out, lmao
      Abeg where I go send my account number to? Make I send am give your pa beloved?
      Nne Ina ewe Iwe oku, I na asu nsu? Inwe single bone?
      I love you Stellita

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    7. Anonymous 13:37. It Is on this blog that you will see a comment placing a curse on another person, both the children and relatives and the person will call on God to make the curse work. The blog owner is their mentor

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