The Gist:
Biliki invited a friend of hers to her boo's house where she stays with him , so I decided to tag along, when we got to the doorstep we knocked and a man opened the door , oh this must be the guy I thought , he was plumpy, plenty beard and he looks like butty . He asked who we would like to see and we told him we were there for biliki.
He say make we hold on , na so he slam door enter inside back , in another 50secs he was out with a rag , he threw it on the floor and said we should use it to clean our leg before we step in.
Shuooo! We rub charcoal for leg?I thought in my mind, we cleaned our legs and he opened the door, we entered inside and he asked that we clean our leg on the foot-mat again. Welcome to Femi's house my friend whispered.
We were asked to sit and biliki voice sounding from the other room saying she will join us soon, we sat downm femi walked into the room and next we saw was he coming out with a broom and a parker, well the house was sparklingly clean so I begin wonder wetin he wan carry broom do, na so this guy begin sweep, after the first sweeping , I asked that I would like to ease myself .after I pee finish I was coming back into the parlor and I met him sweeping again , cold catch me , biliki called on us that we should come into the room and we entered into the room, immediately we entered we could hear sound of femi sweeping again .
I asked biliki why her boo has been sweeping since we got here that it doesn’t seem normal to me and she said that the way he does that he doesn’t like dirt , I asked why she no find am weird and she said it is to her own advantage .
She finished dressing up and left a heap of clothes she scattered on the bed when she was looking for a particular dress , let’s go she said I look her with one corner eyes and said you no go arrange the clothes she said femi go come do am he doesn’t like the room being scattered . LOBATAN!
My people could this be LOVE or C.D . ( it not the C.D you are thinking about o ) *winks* it’s that disorder own . lol
Na so this one take happen
Una bye –bye
*Hahahahahahahaha mama nnuku you meant OCD...oh dear!!
Haha 😂 haha, LMAO
ReplyDeleteAre you kidding me?
I'm also a very neat person, but not OCD, i cant stand dirty bathrooms in parricular, and clutter. Its a problem finding a mate for me, cus most gals i come across find it hard to cope, thats usually the killer in the r/ship
ReplyDeleteAre you like the guy in the post or you want the girls to clean up after themselves? If you're like the guy above, mbok how old are you so I know if I can apply 😁
Deletei was like this before now. abeg i no fit come die untop of cleanliness.
Deletei met a woman whose own was worst than mine, i was disgusted and couldn't believe i was like that.sharp, sharp i hand over power to the women.Thank God today i am normal.
hahahaha very funny. It is not love but OCD. That means the guy is jobless because I dont think if he has work to do or have business to do, he wont be sitting down at home and sweeping every sweepable things.
ReplyDeleteAnyway congrats to biliki. This man kuku resemble okon
Hahahaha is it CD asper condom or OCD.
ReplyDeleteThis man's case is extreme though I won't ever make visitors uncomfortable like that. But in my own case visitors remove their shoes as they enter my house just as I also do.
I hate dirt like no man's business. If I happen to feel any sort of sand on my feet I sweep immediately. Even if it's 3am can't stand it.
I also sweep when visitors leave never in their presence. Though iv had a guest before a full grown man eating and few grains dropped on the floor. I couldn't take it,told him to pls move his legs and I swept bcos I won't feel good my feet touching the grain of rice.
When workers come to fix smthn I must sweep then mop again.
A friend once came to my house and was asking what I use on the floors that it's almost slippery I just laughed.
My family already know this about me so dem don maintain. Child or not I hate dirty floors.
I can remember when I was younger and I went to stay with a friend,for the few days I was there i didn't do a number 2 in the toilet just cos it wasnt clean the urge won't just come.
I'm not OCD though I'm just particular about my floors and my toilet.
I can relate to this. I dont do no 2 in strange places or dirty places. Unless it's diarrhea
DeleteLmao. Well done mama Nnuku! I had a good laugh. Femi's own na craze no be OCD or love. Naso e dey take start.
ReplyDeleteGod forbid that kind man abeg
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! Femi's own OCD na the highest level. Hahahaaaa
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting to see ConDom fight!!!
ReplyDeleteSo funny, this one don pass be careful o
ReplyDeleteI think this man's case is Mental illness and an extreme form of OCD. Please, tell Biliki to take Femi to a psychiatrist.
ReplyDeleteThis one pass OCD,na OCD+madness.lol.mama nnuku this your gist sweet me well well.
ReplyDeleteThis OCD will be helping the babes matter. Such people won't come my way o 🙄. I would just do what I can and leave the rest knowing he'd take care of it
ReplyDeleteLols...
ReplyDeleteI know a guy like this. As at 2013 wgen I saw him last, he was still single at 42
ReplyDeletehow will he not be single? how will i marry someone that we cannot scatter house together? ehn?
DeleteHahahahahaha.... Abi o, we ve to scatter the houz together jare
DeleteHahahahaha.. @ scatter house 2gthr.
DeleteLols @ scatter house together. This femi's own is extreme.
DeleteMy ex was like this, i make the mess and he cleans it up *shines teeth*
ReplyDeleteBroomstick u truly don't need such pple..I forbid it for u o.if u marry femi type u go kuku add more fat be DAT na.abeg u need a guy wey go make u exercise DAT ur body small
ReplyDeleteKikikiki, this reminds me of that ocd lady in glee...
ReplyDeleteI know a guy like this...very advanced but single
ReplyDeleteNever encountered anyone with this disorder. Serious shit.
ReplyDeleteThey don't get to marry on time. If it was a female, she would get a man to marry her. Patapata she will not work, but this one, no woman will be able to meet up with his OCD illness, he won't find them neat enough to marry.
ReplyDeleteThis guys own is definitely on the extreme.
ReplyDeleteMy Bobo is like that me wey lazy pass anything but I don dy learn the cleanliness small small
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