Iya Ibeji Series -Daddy Big Pee

Hmmmmmmm.......

There was this time me and my friends went to see one of our other friend that gave birth. That was her third child, so when we got to her house the older children were all over the place and we had to help her keep them in check. 

After a while her eldest son came out pull down his trousers and went to the balcony to wee. His mom scolded him and he was offended and refused to pull up his trouser. He was just displaying his privates everywhere, so I told him. 

IYA IBEJI: Junior wear your pants
(He refused) 

Junior will you carry this small thing out of here

JUNIOR : Aunty even though my peepee is small my daddy peepee is very big. My daddy peepee is bigger than everybody's own here.

Embarrassment wan finish us, na so we keep our head down. His mom screamed. 

MUM: will you go inside, I will beat you o

Just then his dad appeared, I didn't know he was even home. 

DAD: But he is right now, I'm loaded, you self know.
We all smiled embarrassingly and he went inside with his son. One of my mouthed friend won't let the matter rest, she teased our friend. 

FRIEND: So because your Oga packaged wella that's why you dey born every year.

Anyway when it was time to go this same friend called out to the man.
FRIEND: Daddy big pee we are leaving.
(We are burst in laughter)
We will return next year to greet another new baby.

True to her words our friend became pregnant the next year but gave birth the upper year.
And the name daddy big pee stuck, that's what we call him till date.

*I dont feel comfortable having this kind of conversation with kids.