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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Iya Ibeji Series -Daddy Big Pee

Hmmmmmmm.......





There was this time me and my friends went to see one of our other friend that gave birth. That was her third child, so when we got to her house the older children were all over the place and we had to help her keep them in check. 



After a while her eldest son came out pull down his trousers and went to the balcony to wee. His mom scolded him and he was offended and refused to pull up his trouser. He was just displaying his privates everywhere, so I told him. 


IYA IBEJI: Junior wear your pants
(He refused) 

Junior will you carry this small thing out of here

JUNIOR : Aunty even though my peepee is small my daddy peepee is very big. My daddy peepee is bigger than everybody's own here.

Embarrassment wan finish us, na so we keep our head down. His mom screamed. 

MUM: will you go inside, I will beat you o

Just then his dad appeared, I didn't know he was even home. 

DAD: But he is right now, I'm loaded, you self know.
We all smiled embarrassingly and he went inside with his son. One of my mouthed friend won't let the matter rest, she teased our friend. 


FRIEND: So because your Oga packaged wella that's why you dey born every year.

Anyway when it was time to go this same friend called out to the man.
FRIEND: Daddy big pee we are leaving.
(We are burst in laughter)
We will return next year to greet another new baby.

True to her words our friend became pregnant the next year but gave birth the upper year.
And the name daddy big pee stuck, that's what we call him till date.



*I dont feel comfortable having this kind of conversation with kids.

33 comments:

  1. Funny but not for kids o.
    Why is it that I find the view of that so irritating? Don't know sha

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  2. Funny as it may sound but hmmmm....That's how they will go and cast their father's D in school.

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  3. 😀😀....no be by big pee o...na skills matter faa....lol

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    1. As an experienced play maker wey you be na.
      Ladies be mindful of this brat o.

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  4. Iya Ibeji, are you sure you did not eventually sample the "big pee"?

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  5. Abeg leave ur friend wt his hubby o.lol

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  6. E bi as e get
    Mmmmhhhhhhhhh this ya friend fit don dey sample that pee o

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  7. Hahahaha
    But that boy should have been caution,thats how he will tell all his school mates that his daddy's pee is big.

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    1. I'm sure his dad did that when he took him in. Maybe he only replied that way to hide his embarrassment

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  8. You see why adults shouldn't dress and undress in front of kids?

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  9. Funny. But children can so open yansh person

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  10. If I were to be your friend you won't come to my house again.

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    1. I know your type, be acting all rigid and chit, yet na your horseband go dey hi your friends for whatsapp and toasting them.

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    2. I won't even come to ur house again saf...shameless husband

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  11. Hahahaha. Iya Ibeji This got me laughing so hard, I have a similar experience as this but if I narrate now some will find it inappropriate so I'd just let it slide. How are you Ma'am hope the family is doing great. Cheers.

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    1. PLease share the gist. The prudes should close their eyes on this one.

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    2. Rowland, I no like this kind play, u will either not gist or be giving half gist..

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  12. I wonder how he had access to daddy's pee. If he undresses in the presence of this kid, it's time to stop it. He's no longer a baby. This kind of knowledge is not healthy at his age please.

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    1. I saw my dad's prick tire, it didn't affect me in anyway, It didn't make me promiscuous or anything, let people raise their children the way they deem fit.

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    2. It's your father's privates you're talking about so carelessly? I'm sorry for you. Please raise your child the way you deem fit and may God help you.

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  13. Awkward..,.. I don’t think it’s ideal for parents to undress in the presence of their children. My opinion.

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    1. Sure Sally,that was how the little boy knew the size of his dad's pee. Not just undressing in the presence of kids...the bedroom should be locked during any bedmatics so kids don't run into them...those memories stick.

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  14. I wonder how I’d feel if my friends begin to call my (non-existent for now sha) husband “daddy big pee” 😕

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