I thought i would get pregnant if i was walking pass a man and his body touched me...
When it eventually happened,I wouldnt eat for days and cried and cried until i finally told my parents i was pregnant....I was given the beating of my life and asked who was responsible and i said it was a man passing by......Another round of beating until they finally understood that i didnt even know what i meant....I really suffered and after all the drama,i woke up..lol
Can't think of any
ReplyDeleteTooth fairy came at night and would only drop anything if you’ve been of good behaviour, If not the tooth space will never grow another tooth.
DeleteSanta was real. one day my dad (Santa) was away and we were also away with my mom on holiday After Dad had difficulties planning with my mom to get us presents, he came up with Santa wasn’t aware we moved location, so he left the present back at home, so we’ll receive them once we got back and we all believed. we were only told once we were 9 that Santa was him all this while. 🤦🏼♀️
Toothpaste and boiled egg were my best food 🤪
DeleteStella you no go kill person with laugh.
DeleteThat all our fathers had 1st position in school 😈
DeleteLols...Stella finally it's official that you are a clown. Inukwa!!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, mine was that if I sleep naked in a field and an eagle/kite fly over my head/body I'll turn into a girl. I tried that shit severally but kolewerk!
U be omo igboro from conception now😏😏
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You could get pregnant when you smooch and kiss a boy, I still believed until my ss3 😂 that’s how much I was scared of ever getting pregnant
DeleteYou must have lived under a rock! So you didn’t study biology in SS 1?
DeleteI think it did Bro. I think it did.
DeleteAt least you talk like one.
Hmmmm...this one bad ooo..pele Stella..
ReplyDeleteWhen i was so tender, my mum will always tell us not to cross a railway if not it will magnet us till the 🚄 get to us..
Me, , , abi i don cross ni, , see me see cry when ever am going to sch
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E don tey wey your mumu start..Na joke my oga! Lol
Delete😏🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶🍶
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That masquerades are not human beings rather they are ghosts. Until one day one big cow was pushing everybody and the masquerade removed his mask and enter into somebody's house to hide with us. If I hear. @Princess Tever
ReplyDeleteLmao
Delete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Delete😂😂😂😂 most men won't be happy about your revelation.
DeleteFor once, have never beleived this...they call one osain...me ke, , we dey entee igbale like say na football pitch
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Hahahahahahahha. Masquerade no wan die nau
DeleteHahahahah.... lol@ to hide with us
DeleteIf you swallow any seed it will start growing in your belle...
ReplyDeletePlenty
Before nko
Deleteuna go say una want "fruit of the womb" come dey go from man of god to god of men
But when them plant seed for una belle, una go go yank am out.
No be seed dey grow into fruit?
I swear..anon can make one have constipation
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That if holy communion mistakenly falls out of your mouth it will turn to blood.
ReplyDeleteI hear that one too
DeleteWhen i was growing up, i loved to be a barrister but after i heard my mates saying that lawyers when they die, they are always buried with their face down due to their lies. That was how my dream of being a lawyer was aborted. I am a B.Sc Economics graduate and also a certified member of Institute of Chartered Economics of Nigeria.
ReplyDeleteThey should actually be cremated.
DeleteBefore they poison the soil.
Wiliwili was real
ReplyDeleteThat i should keep wearing Jumper so my breast will not be bigggggggg i wish i knew how sexy boobs will be, i wouldn't wore any lol
ReplyDeleteThey were protecting you from the raging eyes of pedophiles.
DeleteI need my 👓...cant read well
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Did you say "when you were a child?"
ReplyDeleteMost of these girls still think like "shildren"; in fact pikin them. Especially when it has to do with marriage. Once a man says "I will marry you", he has free access to their vj and boobs to play with. And when they get pregnant, they behave like they don't know what it is . . .
"sobbing* . . . I have not seen my period for five weeks. . . what drug can I take to see it?"
Na seven weeks old baby's life she dey talk about so.
This anon u well so? All your comments na one way. Always killing me with lafter....
DeleteMust be a male cos u constantly run females down
This Anon can be so funny...are u kidding me
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@Bianca
DeleteGhost dey get gender?
Look me in the eyes and tell me that what I wrote up there is a lie; can you?
Bianca he's really pained that's why
DeleteAnon, someone really did a number on you.. pele. You will get over it one day
DeleteIf u crawl past under someone's leg, your growth will be stunted.
ReplyDeleteYou are always going inbetween people's legs.
DeleteWetin you dey find there; you wan totototottoto play with balls or what?
Isn't that why you are short?😂😂
DeleteShe dey look for something long and hard!
DeleteCos she get a soft hole to put it.
Why do u like going between legs true true? Is that the road to deliverance😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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1. If you're eating anything and it falls on the ground you're not suppose to pick it up because the devil has eaten from it. Just the story our older siblings cooked up to always take things from us. Sometimes they intentionally hit our hand sef.
ReplyDelete2. If you get touched in any part of your body by a man you'll get pregnant. That one was the worst sef i bought it hook, line and sinker.
3 If you miss your period for a day it means you're pregnant. I can't count how many times s thought i was pregnant in my teens even though I was not sexually active. Now i know better say dem no dey drink water carry belle.
Only you with all these stories? E be like you get strong head as a child.
DeleteHahahaha stella what do u mean by you woke up? Meaning you dreamt the Whole scenario?
ReplyDeleteThe dumbest thing I believed as a child is that I would just be walking and stumble upon a huge pile of money. Now I'm an adult I know that shit happens only in Nigerian movies.
Am always imagin wheneva i see a radio set talking, my tot,i told myself that oneday am gona get the radio break,some that i can see that person inside it,hahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteU want to see the man or woman speaking in it ba?...Allah ye tema
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My mum made it clear to us then that when you start your period you have automatically become a woman. So when i started mine, I was happy and started telling all ears that "I am now a woman" . Kia, Mothers ehnnnn........
ReplyDeleteAnother one is that when you shake a man you are automatically pregnant.
Then again, I use to believe all these Lagos/big cities aunts and Uncles that comes home during Festive holidays and be promising to take you to London, America, buy you a big car, build a big house for you if you came 1st in school. Mchewwwwwwww. A child will always be a child.
Hahhaha.. I was told if I swallow orange seed, the tree will grow inside..
ReplyDeleteLady koi koi.
ReplyDeleteIf you cross a pregnant woman's leg, her child will resemble you
ReplyDeleteAnd if you part am nko; you go see utu chara acha!
DeleteThat ghost will come for you when you cry 😢 at night
ReplyDeleteThat if you drink coconut water, you will never be brilliant. Till date I still havent taken it.
ReplyDeleteI was told ooo but never beleived cuz i like d water like mad..we have one compound we do go to plug d coconut then..
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That if I study hard,I'll make it in life but guess what? After almost 15yrs of graduating, no job or even money for business.msheeeew,na God go grant my heart desires...amen
ReplyDeleteGod would surely answer your prayers
DeleteTomorrow is going to be a suspense day..
DeleteCall up letter. ..Lagos I pray for
But husband don show na?
DeleteIf it is a man, you girls will say he is "lazy"
Deleteas if you don't graduate from same schools, fish in the same job market in the same country.
It is well!!
DeleteI believed Santa really existed
ReplyDeleteI believed babies came from heaven
I believed my daddy was a super hero
I believed people don't die they only migrate
I believed the world was like a tiny box of matches and I can go round it in less than a day.
I believe if I grow life will be easier and much more fun.
I miss my childhood days and wish their was a rewind button.
As a child, I believed that the whole world was Nigeria. That whites and Blacks were all in the continent called Nigeria. Lol
DeleteI thought that children fell from the sky. I thought as a married couple, all you had to do was to pray to God and he would send a child from the sky to you. I later found out it was through sex and I was so disappointed through out the day, and I was just busy looking at my parents with side eyes that day.
ReplyDeletelol
DeleteSo how do they come?
DeleteDescribe graphically in 5 minutes.
That if I stand up when eating, my leg would be big.. .but here I am.. .
ReplyDeleteIf you cross a pregnant woman's leg, her child will resemble you
ReplyDelete1.If I don't throw any tooth I lose up the rooftop, It ll never grow back. 2. And any seed I mistakenly swallow must grow inside me. 3.Fish eyes ll make me a dullard, so I must not eat it. How many I fit remember...
ReplyDeleteIf you look into the mirror at night, you'll see a ghost.
ReplyDeleteMine was if you pick money on the ground you would turn to goat, if you sleep on your back spirit will make love to you,if you flap your fingers in the sky when fleets of seaeagles fly then you will fleeky polish nails,white people are gods, pls people are witches and wizards,pregnant women have balls in their tummy...
ReplyDeleteMine was if you pick money on the ground you would turn to goat, if you sleep on your back spirit will make love to you,if you flap your fingers in the sky when fleets of seaeagles fly then you will fleeky polish nails,white people are gods, pls people are witches and wizards,pregnant women have balls in their tummy...
ReplyDeleteThat we are the leaders of tomorrow
ReplyDeleteI didn't know I had a vagina, like I don't know there was an opening. I thought I would get pregnant by a man touching my hair. One day a girl got pregnant in the neighbourhood and I told my mum I knew who got her pregnant cos I saw when one man was touching her hair. Lol. I thought period was like going to "wewee" them plenty! I thought movies were real and would cry and even refuse to eat haha
ReplyDeleteI believed I would see a ghost if I looked at the mirror at night.. List is endless foolish much
Lol. Oh dear
Deletelol i have a friend who still covers her dressing mirror at night.at least when i squatted with her last in 2005....she don marry born now i go ask her again if she don stop...
DeleteWhen you swallow a seed it will germemt in your womb
ReplyDeleteNa wah ooo. Which language be germemt?
DeleteHahahahaha. Stella save this biko . Kwakwakwa
DeleteShe meant germinate..Free the girl abeg.
DeleteThat my big belly meant I was pregnant. As a young teenager, I had a big belly (or so I thought). Because I was a very slender girl, I never expected to have a belly protruding so much. Whenever I ate, my belly will protrude and this usually got me afraid and it continued like that. So what I would do was to take a scarf and tie my belly when I noticed it.
ReplyDeleteThanks to my mum who stopped me on time. Would have just injured myself in ignorance.
Coconut water won't make me smart if I drink it.
ReplyDeleteThat if anyman touch me I will get pregnant just like that a mere touching.
ReplyDeleteThat town criers would come and take me away if I pee on the bed. Ehnn I suffered sleepless night. Lol
ReplyDeleteNoted
ReplyDeleteThat Isreal, Egypt, Jerusalem and all the cities in the Bible are all in heaven.
ReplyDeleteThe one we were told then was that if you take mango before drinking garri na die be that. I was always scared and we had a mango tree then. Again if you make noise at night bush babies who are passing by will take you along. My mum loves beating at night so when you think of bush babies na to shut up and bear the beatings! Chai childhood. These days you can't try it with the ones we have now ohhh!
ReplyDeleteCoconut water won't make me smart if I drink it.
ReplyDeleteIf you whistle at night, snakes will appear. Did anyone else fall victim of "abimomajeun" 😜😜.. My mom and granny would make me stand outside and call abimomajeun while they ate.. I would be so exhausted from screaming for her to come only to be called in when they were done eating.. hilarious thinking about it now.. At age 5 one is so clueless..
ReplyDeleteI believed at one time that the people in the tv programs could see me too. Strangely enough, now we know that there are tvs out there that are setup with monitoring devices watching ppl in their homes, I guess I was ahead of my time:)
ReplyDeleteEating quava seeds wud grow in my stomach...it used to give me bad day once I ate it then and I developed hatred or it
ReplyDeleteI still remember my mum will tell me she will call ojuju calaba for me and I will start begging whenever I offend her. Chai... All na format
ReplyDeleteI used to believe turkey was duck so I never ate it..I don’t like ducks
ReplyDeleteThat Kafanchan was in Europe.
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