IHN FRIDAY

I love Fridays more than I love Drama!

Have a beautiful out of this World Weekend...In house news will return on Monday.#Cookiesandcreamloading.









OLA RETURNS AS FACE OF IHN

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EBUKA THE GRADUATE 5


Dear stelipopotopia,

I call Npa oo!...i follow my batallion talk. Choi! as mama hia my voice she begin sing dey pray oo! Notin like Mama Ebuka's prayer o!... (as long as you get plenty credit for fone!) Her prayer no dey get ending... she fit dey serve food inside kitchen say  'Ebuka, you go chop fish head?...Oh, father lord, my son shall be dey head and not dey taili oh nwam!, Bia check dey fish eye Ebuka, he still dey see or eye nor dey dia?..Eh o!, father lordum! begin blind dey eyes of my enemies o!...* Idinma eze chinekeee*.(I no go come dey sure if i suppose chop dey innocent fish head or wait mama to finish her song).


We nor too pass wey driver begin receive call for steering! Una don see wen stammerer wan beat person for fone but dey onle barier be dey distance?! Choi i too like dis bus o! .. na beg we beg am make he never carry us go heaven!


Small time pipu don silipu inside bus, get wan breeze wey blow enter! Na onle me, driver and Baby Butter no sleep o! She bin use sense look me, me sef gada courage say ' worzup?'...She nod head, cut eye for me! Choi! If no be say i bin wan first get better job ,settle my batallion before i reason marry, na baby butter Npa for like mah bring come house...


I still turn neck like Ostrich dey look Babim Butter wen like film trick, our bus begin go one side dey near jungle!...Babim begin shout 'driver driver! Jesus!.. Everybody jump up begin shout Jesus!
Even dey ' vavalawo' wey no gree us pray inside bus too join shout Jesus!...You see am!

 Na our driver doze for steering wan carry enter heaven by force o! ..See as God use Babim save us!

Dey woman wey turn 'Broda ogbolo' to 'prisoner of Azkaban' no gree wake up even with all dem shout shout o! Hian! If dem knack 'pangolo' for dis woman ear, she nor go still wake up!..if nor be say she dey snore, person for tink she don kpai!

As she manage open eye, hear dey miracle.. na so she face back say 'Ptfsss, Eyxx, awa yello sista, ya a super hero o!..Are you a nightcrawler? Becox i suprise how you still open eye after all dese while?...plix kilp it up!.Strong pelzin you are!..
*Stella, noh be every persin wey wear cloth nor get temperature o!..Ds woman own fit cook beans!*

Bus don dey empty small small as people dey reach dia destination. Night sef don come! See thick bush left and right! I begin use one mind pray o! Our driver begin speed ehn! He say na to avoid ambush! Dem baby butter and ukwu don relocate near me.

I jor dey shine teeth like person wey dem knack something!...The journey be like say we jor comot for park o! Reach? We never reach?... I taya nor be small!.. Driver drive enter one place wey be like park, he say he nor dey go again! I check my Nokia 3310... na 10:23pm!...

 He say make we 'silipu' inside bus till tomoro as him go find us kabukabu hep us for morning to wanune! As na onle we 4 remain!

You say wetin? Bia, Oga Diraiva... Abeg you sabi Pastor Ebenezer for lagos?..Him talk 'No'..I say Abeg, Person teh you say i suppose give dem okuko?.. He say 'No'...? I curse you inside Bus? He say No! Why na like dis you wan do person! Wetin be my offence?Abeg na wia we dey? He say na Otukpo!...Otu gini?..

I bin confuse to call Npa make dem no begin worry! But i reason say for 'sekuriti rizin'. Npa say mah no fear! Say mah be Man!...Na so i gada ginger begin position for seat to rechzum silipu!.. 

Babim plus ukwu go down begin try bribe driver, he say he nor dey 'see again' as sleep don dey him eye!..I look my co-tenant for bus, na dat time i see say Broda ' buy buy' and Broda Belle sef na real corper o!...

I bin wan guage piss wen Babim begin cry say she no fit silipu inside bus o! Say moskito go give am thyphoid and Dayabetis. I no wan put mouth as i nor get solution.I dey one side dey try comot wrapper for my ghana-must-go wen dem Babim come beg me mah follow ask driver if hotel dey dah side?..

I follow driver reason, he pity dem say make we enter bus follow...Babim begin rub my hand dey talk ' thank you, you're such a Godsent!

 Ofcourz!, Stella hep me tellam na!...she nor no sah be 'Zuri' de protector!..Wakanda forever! *side eye* 

Stella na dis part you go carry turning-stick raise for up!)...Enhen, you don getam! Stelipopo for life!




Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhhe so Ebuka no get liver




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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION

Stella I wrote you a mail two months ago, but I guess it wasnt delivered. What I fear is now two weeks away. My bf proposed to me two months ago and wants to come for the list and introduction next two weeks.

 I have an elder sister am so close to,shes a single mum and we are both the only unmarried ones Left. I told her when I got engaged and I noticed she kinda changed. Now I dont know how to inform her of the introduction..


 I know I shouldnt be bothered but wont my getting married increase pressure on her? How would it feel for her indoors while my bf And family comes. Please bvs help me out. Am 22yrs and shes 33..


*WOW,what kind of elder sister is this?She would rather see you sad and broken hearted?Maybe you should sit down and have a heart to heart with her since you were both very close?That is the only way to sort this out...Just the two of you!





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HAPPY BRITHDAY OLAWALE OLADAYO OLANIYI


My names are Olawale Oladayo Olaniyi, I’m a very big fan and refresh the blog every 3 hours. I don’t comment much but I read a lot on the blog like the chronicles and other nice stories. You really doing a very good work.
I won’t mind getting a birthday shout out today from you , gonna be my best gift ever. 



Happy Birthday Mr OOO...hope you have a great day and God bless you for being a BV





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WE DIE HERE RELATIONSHIP


Good Day Stella Nd Bvs

Wonders will Never End Oh.


 A Guy In My Area Was In A Relationship With A Girl(from Another Tribe). D Relationship Should B More Than 7year,
Me Sef Bin Dy Use Side Eyes Dey Look Them(when Dem Go Do Wedding Sef?)
But I Mind My Business Oh. Came Out On Tuesday Neighbours Were Like
'chai!! E For Leave Her Na, Na Only She B D Girl For Dis World? Which
Kind Love B Dat Sef?.. Hmmm I Walked To A Lady And Ask What Happened

Lady: The Girl Don Die
Me: Wetin Kill HER
Lady: E Start From Belle Pain,.She Con Dy Shit Ooh No Strength Again
Dis Morning She Con Die.
Me: Chai Make Him Take Heart.

Two other Ladies Where Also Discussing I Con Go Listen Oh.. Se The Girl
People No Like D Guy Oh Nai Make Dem Never Marry Since, Se Her Mama
Talk Se Make She Leave That Boy Se Anytin Wey Happen To Her Make She
Take Am Like That. Heard The Guy Has Bin Arrested By Her People, They
Said He Should Come Nd Marry Her Dead body. Hmm What A World.
WE DIE HERE RELATIONSHIP






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URGENT

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My name is Adekunle based in Abuja, 33 yrs male.
I Will like to meet a woman within my age range and ready for something serious.....someone we can grow together and be best of friends forever.
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*Those of you who use your tohtoh to try to jump start relationships,please change your format....cellotape the bush meat and close your laps!!!!!

Good luck....




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