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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

IHN TUESDAY

Tuesday feels so good.....

Having a good day?#Cookiesandcream on my mind all day long!









MARILYN COVERS IHN


Good day Stella. The gist of your bambinos gets me smiling every time. I always try to imagine the scene in my head. Lol. This is a picture from this year's birthday shoot..now medical stress don finish me!
Lots of love.


Bv Lynn





Baby Doctor you are so beautiful.................See shape!!!





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BIRTHDAY GEH LOVETTE COVERS IN HOUSE NEW



Good day Stella. My name is Lovette and today is my birthday and I want the world to see how amazing God has been to me. Wishing myself and every other person celebrating today,the best of the best. God bless you.








Happy Birthday dearie




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EBUKA THE GRADUATE PART TWO


Dear Stelipopotopia,


Na so i enter bus begin go house, i sidon dey reason wia i be wan start from inside pacific wey i no sabi before.



I reach junction come down dey waka small small, na so i see papa Adanna carry cutlass begin pursue Ada for road dey shout ' i go cut am comot today'!. I shift make dem pass, i go tanda for dia dormot begin ask Mama Kweku wetin happun?.


She say na she see as dem landlord dey rub rub Adanna (14 year old geh) for corridor so she carry phone quick call him papa as that no be dey first time!


I say rub rub kwa?...I ask if Adanna fall down wey dem dey rub am abi something fall on top am?. Na so Mama Kweku say dey kain tin wey landlord dey use him hand rub for small small pikin for dia yard no be small matter...Say as her room window near baffroom na so she go dey hear ' voom va voom for night! I say if dem get okada driver wife wey dey go meeting for midnight, as Uber no dey cover terrestial location?



She say na landlord and Adanna for night she dey hear! I begin wonder if dia landlord na tipper abi na tractor wey dey make dat kain sound ontop underage geh! I ask wetin she tink say dem dey do? She say na hair dem dey plait! She hiss use bad eye look me! ( i just like to dey find her trouble.lols)


She say she get luck as all her pikin na boys and dem no kukuma get bwest wey person go dey pwess anyhow! I look am ask why Papa Ada no carry cutlass go meet landlord?



She say na 'sack letter' be dat! Oriegwu...I no too tey dia when dem landlord come down begin ask wetin Mama Kweku dey chop wey her 'west' dey go North and south?. The man belle alone na Julius Berger Tractor!..I no tink say dem get him bra size for market sef! Una see as the man wey carry plate put for mouth inside wakanda film, na so him mouth be!



As i talk 'goodevening sir', na so i face front dey go our dormot . As i look back na so i see landlord hand do 'fiam' for Mama Kwame 'west' o my pipu!

Choi! See dis life ooo...so na jeloxing make her call Papa Ada say small geh wan take her place for landlord engine room...Hian!


I reach our dormot dey hear 'Fire it! Pepper dem!' ... na so i enter see pastor carry my picture put for table dey pray on top am. The Prayer finish, pastor say na god's will make i go 'after pacific' do service.


I look npa face he no talk anything. Pastor say we go bring one fat white okuko, 5 packet of st Louis Sugar and two paint buckets of Maize.


I look am say make i ask am kweshun... pastor, wetin you wan use am do? He say na for journey mercy prayer. I say ok? We will get back to him.


As he comot, i ask npa if he wey sidon after all these years for one day use pap chop chicken before? He say mba! He say no be Akara dem dey use drink Akamu?.. I say dia you go npa!


This yeye pastor wan use our money chop peppered chicken plus Akamu wey get sugar inside! I jump and pass!


Na so i enter room go sleep biko! When i wake we go reason my journey from park go camp.



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PINKYS SIDE TALK

AN OPEN LETTER TO LADIES




I was thinking, the most BEAUTIFUL women are the ones that are selfless. I think that submissive, caring, driven women are also so sexy! I love it when I look at a woman’s page (on social media) and it’s nice and sweet. No club pics, no pictures of her in the mirror, no vulgar, no drama filled updates… just her. I realize that most women draw their cues from other women. They look at big butts, huge breasts, hairstyles, and lifestyles of other women and try to imitate it thinking that it’s what men want. Well, its NOT.



Yes, we give those women attention, yes those women get taken to clubs, yes they get taken shopping, but at the end of the day (to us) they are simply something to satisfy us. (Typically something to have sex with). The treatment that they get is part of a contract. i.e, spend a little money and a little time and her legs will always be open for you. (We men do just enough to keep them interested). What men, (GOOD MEN), REALLY want is a GOOD woman....PERIOD!


Give a man your (undivided) attention, time and affection and he will give you love and respect. If you care for him, mend his wounds and encourage his dreams he will lay down anything for you! A man, a REAL MAN, takes pride in being a man! He will sacrifice EVERYTHING if it will put one smile on his woman’s face. No mountain will be too high to climb and no ocean too deep to swim. A man will go to the ends of the Earth to provide for the RIGHT woman. Ladies, take pride in being a WOMAN. Take pride in the fact that you are the backbone of mankind. The power,majesty and beauty of civilization comes from your womb! We (men) recognize that. We long for the woman that understands that as well.

Allow us to take the lead. Not to control you, but to protect you. Let us clear the path so that your walk will be made easy. Submit to us. Not for us to stand over you, but so that we can extend our hand to lift you up, over our heads. Ladies, in our eyes (a REAL man’s eyes), there is NOTHING more precious than a woman. NOTHING. One thing that I have realized about relationships is

that people are continuously responding to the actions of others. What that means is, the best way to be happy, the best way to have a healthy, meaningful relationship is to give what you expect to get. If you want to be cherished, respected and valued, give us those things!

The treatment that a man gives to his woman starts and ends with her. Consider us, our feelings, our expectations, and the fact that we want to be treated EXACTLY how you want to be treated and watch as the world opens up to you.


Ladies, we love you, we need you, and we want you to understand that the way you treat us (and YOURSELF) dictates the way that we treat you.


Lastly, understand that your beauty and value ARE NOT defined by how you look or what you own. Your beauty and value is defined by your heart and it’s ability to give and RECEIVE love.

Yours faithfully,

Bv Adeniji



Note...the word MAN, used above is not talking about those who maltreats their wives but for those who love their mothers and treat them like a queen




Mama Pinky is so proud of your mind.



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WAHALA DEY OH

So my fiancee just opened up to me that he has erectile dysfunction, we have been dating for a year plusand is a no gbenshing relationship Infact I can count how many times we have kissed. he said he has tried treating it but is not working that at first he was using viagra but then it stopped working for him. He is near perfect and loves me and my family. Infact my younger ones love him to bits, he encourages me to be a better lady. I am so confused, I dont know how to go about this. I haven't had sex before so I do know whether my urge is high or low, I wouldnt want to cheat on him in future. As a Dr I have gone through his test result and I cant say whats the problem and his sperm count is very ok. I am so confused. what if we marry and he cant satisfy me?

 Stella please I need help. 





*My dear,all i can say is that if he tries all and it cannot stand,DONT MARRY HIM.....men dont marry women who are barren,they move on so women shouldnt condone such too unless both of you will agree to be in an open Marriage...

This is my honest advice,anyone who disagrees with it,should waka pass!





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FROM THE COMMENT SECTION


I will go anon. I am in love with a married man. Its been a year now and he has been working on a separation and a divorce. He's been to court twice but his wife has refused to show up. She says she doesn't want a divorce even though she knows her husband doesn't love her. She would rather have a loveless marriage than be divorced. 


She has 200% support of his family and that makes it more difficult for him cos they are just harrasing him up and down that he must remain in the. Marriage whether its loveless or not. She has done him so much damage and has affected him financially so much but they just tell him to forgive her and go back to the marriage. In all these he still adamant and says all he wants is to move on have some love and madam find love again but she is convinced her life will end without him. 

She really believes that cos she attempted suicide and all most died when she realized he really wanted a divorce. I know everyone will say leave her husband for her. Well l have tried but Kai this man don endure fire for me. Lost much. And he will say l can imagine u will leave me when u tire. I don't know again seff. Make l stop here. So much still left unsaid






*Do you realise the man wants to leave cos of you?



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SHOKI FROM BIRTHDAY GAL EZINNE


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147 comments:

  1. Welcome IHN.....so i saw a video of pretty Mike bathing under the shower with a snake like anaconda. I almost passed out.

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    1. Stella, thanks for posting.

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    2. @Iphie Dearie,saw your question on SP and im sorry the response is coming in now...

      The issue isnt from your ID but from your browser...
      I make use of three browsers due to Nigerian network issue;but a particular browser makes me log in and out anytime i try commenting..

      On the other hand;Chrome browser settled it for me because i dont log in and out before commenting unlike the former,so i settle for that whenever i dont have the strenght for the ID wahala...

      So check-out Chrome if it would help you out or Microsoft Edge web browser..
      Puffin is the browser that makes me log in and out automatically;but its too fast and good for me to let go cos of that single issue...

      Hope this helps...

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    3. Lol. Martins pls advice Iphie to stop logging out to use anonymous to comment then going to log in with her ID. The browser has vexed for her onto say she disturb it.
      Hanty buy a second handset to be doing your anonymous things.
      Don't abuse me I am not fine.

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    4. Her ID go reach 10 wait the day she stop putting comments, you go fear disappearing of blog ID. You know her@14:32😎

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    5. Hahahaha una bad for this our blog

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    6. Wetin you won use ielts partner so? Just read the book and do past questions they repeat questions most of the time. Ure not studying for law or medical school abeg.
      Don't worry, UKBA will grant you student visa in JESUS name 🙏 😳😱

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    7. The girl dating an impotent man, it's because his thing is dead that he is pretending to be nice and perfect cos that is all he has to offer. Ask him how he was before he became *dead*? He go don fuck the universe. I'm sure it's someone he offended thst locked his prick .Don't be surprised when his family start disturbing for grandchild n he will beg you not to tell them his secret. Can he agree to go into a sex less marriage if it was alive?

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    8. Martins thanks but I don’t think I want to use any other browser.. It happens once in a while and since I am not so consistent, I will manage. Jah bless!

      Anonymous but not anonymous, Don’t you think the first thing I would do is to make sure my comment kills you since you are not feeling fine already? Lol, Hand back the phone to the care giver in your ward, time for your drugs. You are the only one that knows your methods. Continue in your chosen craft.

      Dear Lady in love with a married man, hope you know that man will string you along until you are old? He is going to keep you with guilt and still not get that divorce you want. Be wise!

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  2. Greetings!
    None of you answered my question this morning as to how to get green coffee.
    Dears, I loose weight alot, as in slim, but this belly and waistline fat known as "love handles" doesn't disappear.
    Please help biko.

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    1. See as you said 'none of you answered...' as if you kept someone's head down with the information.
      If we don't know nko?
      Oya go and buy it from Yaba left.

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    2. Green coffees are fake. I saw customers feedback on FB insulting them saying it doesn't work. One personally warned me not to buy but I felt that we all have different metabolism so it could work for me, since I get slim easily plus I only wanted to work on my tummy. I bought 4packs at 20something k... It didn't work oo, even gave me a bigger stomach sef, upon I followed all the instructions religiously.

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    3. BV BLACKBERRY, I commented under you asking for your friend's contact the one that makes and sells maternity gowns. I really need to contact her as I need to get some. Pls dear reply.

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    4. oya, anonymous no vex.
      Wetin I mean be sey nobody tell me where I fit see am buy. No Bayelsa I dey. Thank you.

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    5. I dey bayelsa.i go dash you tea way I buy from Russia.

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    6. Ehen, I no vex again.

      Google organic coffee brands and see if it's something you will like.

      Above all exercise and eat healthy.

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    7. Go and boil grauva leaf.Drink one glass cup first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

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    8. Finebabe, do you have gauva leaf?
      Please who has guava leaf?

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  3. You are as happy as you want to be. You have to say, “This is the day the Lord has made. I am not going to live defeated, depressed. I’m not going to let what people do or don’t do, what they say or don’t say, what I have or don’t have, keep me from being happy. I’ve made up my mind that I’m going to enjoy this day.” The fact is that it dishonors God to go through the day sour, negative, upset. _Joel Osteen

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  4. Greetings!
    None of you answered my question this morning as to how to get green coffee.
    Dears, I loose weight alot, as in slim, but this belly and waistline fat known as "love handles" doesn't disappear.
    Please help biko.

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    1. Cha! Oluku scrachy toto that what's to take another woman's husband, have you asked yourself would the man's family be fighting him to save his marriage if that woman is bad? Who wants a bad wife for someone as a son and brother? Empty coconut head, sense fall on you.
      She will tell his people about you and you will be given community disgrace... Loading for you, long throat. After she don brush am up all of these years, you come to put wahala. E go tell the next girl that you are the real Satan when your turn reach.

      Any man who talks badly about his wife to a girl is a very bad and manipulative man.

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  5. Hahahahhahahahaha
    Ebuka the graduate, waiting for your journey oh
    You dey worry wella, you no want make pastor chop
    Nice one guy👏👏👏

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    1. Mc pinky Adebisi, nice write up👏👏👏👏

      understand that your beauty and value ARE NOT defined by how you look or what you own. Your beauty and value is defined by your heart and it’s ability to give and RECEIVE love........

      Cable subscription, are you for real
      So yours is even more cheaper, Will call you soon

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    2. Lmao. Ebuka is just a clown. Akamu and chicken

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    3. I enjoyed Ebuka's story. Though the 14 year old with Landlord made me sad when her father didn't have the guts to confront oga landlord. Anyway Ebuka keep it up. I hope you would continue writing from the pacific lol. Hopefully Stella would give you a standalone post soon.

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  6. Una good afternoon. yesterday pot of soup, today basket of fish. I dey come. @Princess Tever

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  7. I thought about my former boss the other day(someone i worked for in 2008).So i googled his name and the first post that popped up was a money scandal with his state government..what a waawu!!.

    Then i remembered this scripture ," A good name is better than great riches".

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  8. Marylin, you loook like Hanty oh, i had to look twice

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    1. I also thought she was Linda. Resemblance is clear

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  9. Beautiful ladies, the wedding gown is so beautiful. Sign out meme is the truth.
    Those Ankara's are lovely

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  10. Pretty faces🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 of ihn

    Happy birthday to Loveth.
    Age Gracefully

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  11. Gooday bvs,pls how do i download the "movie,""acrimony"somebody help please,thanks

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  12. It’s only Nigerians I hear use the word barren lol, what does it even mean to be barren? And no I’m not asking for the Nigerian meaning but it’s real meaning that it’s so easy to use on a human the way we do. Anyway, Aunty dating the guy with erectile disfunction I think there are remedies for it and you should seek alternative options. Be sure you’re ready for the issues in the long term if treatment is unsuccessful so you don’t end up using it against him in future or come back to write another story because he didn’t hide it from you unlike other men who wait till after the wedding. All the best.

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    1. Honestly, that word barren annoys the shit out of me. I can't imagine using that word on a woman because she doesn't have children.

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    2. when una condemn one word... always tell us the right word

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    3. I hate the word so much

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    4. Infertile just sounds better and kinder than barren.

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  13. Shout out to all bv's. Beautiful faces of IHN. Its been a busy day.......

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  14. Beautiful Missylyn. I knew it was you before reading the post.

    Happy birthday the the celebrants

    Ebuka keep them coming. You are very funny

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  15. Nigerians dont really believe in prayer oh, they always sing "theres nothing God cannot do" but in a difficult or trying situation they'd bail and forget prayer.... Lady with the fiancee with EDysfunction, dont u believe in prayer? So all ur life uve kept urself untouched, do u believe God will give u somethg i dont deserve??

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    1. Prayers works and is good but in certain issue common sense need to be applied. Wisdom is profitable to direct. Lead us not into temptation is the same thing as avoiding a known consequence of an action. I am not doubting what Prayer can do but again we shouldn't take avoidable risk.

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  16. I want to patronise a premium bra and pant seller on IG.Her items are quite pricey. Minimum is about 18k for bra only. The sets go as high as 30k sef. Now my worry is that she uses models for her pictures and I keep wondering what she does with the pants and bra the models wear. Is it possible she gives it out to them after the shoot or they're resold?

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    1. I believe she gives it out to them! Buyers are not allowed to try on lingeries before buying, the reason they don't accept returns.

      18k bra is quite expensive if you ask me, that means the pant is sold for 12k.

      It's the period of sales, you can find better lingeries for lesser price. Even VS lingeries.

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  17. Signed out meme so true and on point. Happy birthday to the celebrant and fine face of in house news. Feeling so sad and down.

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    1. Sad? I guess your phone screen has cracked again Abi your colleague still dey borrow your phone? Try midnight prayer you will be happy again.

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    2. Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo.

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    3. You are saying sad? @ 14:50.
      He has right to be sad you think it's easy to hustle back to back everyday posting articles, epistles, dropping comments and replying all. Hisssss. Double hissssssssssssss.
      This guy hustle must pay. Thunder fire devil.
      TeeJay do midnight, lick glucose, drink Lucozade and coconut oil.
      Come and continue tomorrow you are almost there, don't give up.😘😭

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    4. Why sad Teejay, the lord is your strength.

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    5. Anon 14:50 kuku kee me. Hahahahahahhahaha

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    6. Don't be overwhelmed, I see your posts so I know u know how to pray and that it works.....

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    7. Blog PA hilarious comment had an entry here

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    8. 15:24 I think say I bad but your own carry gele with sports wear. Toh he said night prayer works and people came and gave testimony so why e no go do am? Sadness go disappear fiammmmmmm. Biko make I go lick lucozade ina zuwa

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  18. Good afternoon people,happy birthday to the celebrant,God bless the shoki giver,God bless and prosper all your business.

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  19. Pinky I totally disagree with your write up. Who told you if a woman does all these things you mentioned above a man would stay or love her, story, story. If a woman likes let her be the best human on earth it does not change a man that cheats, a man that beats his wife/woman. Why do the bad girls get all the men? Ask yourself as a man. Club girls and the outgoing party type gets married more than the introverted woman. Love is spontaneous, you love who your heart wants not because she did this or that. I have seen lots of one night stand relationships married today and still going strong. I have seen a passed around babe getting married to one of the men that passed her around. She told the guy no and the guy stood his ground to love her no matter what. You can't explain love, just leave it as it is because it can never end.

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    1. Your comment don't make any sense.

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    2. 😁😁 about that good girl and bad girl matter ehn... The heart wants what it wants.

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  20. Reading partner for Ielts? Reading material kwa?

    It’s simple SS1 English na, didn’t you attend secondary school? It’s not that serious.

    If you need to touch up go online and look for IELTS Liz, IELTS buddy, or at most E2 language.

    If you took English classes at all while in secondary school, you won’t need to do more than the practice question on these sites and you will be in shape.

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    1. Not everyone is at the same level, iron sharpens iron.
      Some people need lessons taught physically, not everyone performs well with online classes.

      I have written IELTS twice, both modules, back in the days, for the FSWP, I scaled through once, but understand what people go through.

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    2. Ever aggressive, ever knowing it all. I wonder how you even stand your self. You sound sooooo unhappy and try to make yourself feel better by continually lashing at others.
      You remind me of one werewolf like that.
      Kpele.
      Whatever you are going through, it will one day end.

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    3. Chai reasonable doubt you are just like my former wawa colleague. Na wa for you

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    4. Yori and the Anons, I’m not the reason for your dullness.

      IELTS is secondary school English.
      People keep complaining that Nigerians are made to take English test even though it’s our official language, but you see now that their reasons are valid.

      I’m miss know it all, na you sabi, I will keep calling out stupidity, let it keep paining you if it hits home.

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    5. I also didn't understand the reading buddy thingy. Poster obviously haven't written it before. Poster,you and you alone need to practise online. The more you take the mock tests the easier it will become as you would start to understand the trick questions. A reading buddy may slow you down. Check YouTube videos for Tips on how to score high points eg. You must finish both written exercises for writing etc. All the best

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  21. Sooo madam wedding gown.
    When you bought that wedding gown was it drenched in sweat?
    Would you have bought it if it was drenched and dried with sweat?
    What you know you cannot accept, why is it so easy to do to another?
    How much will it take for you to dry clean wedding gown and sell it clean?
    Some of you are so greedy and basic in your thinking.
    Mtsheew.

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    1. I asked myself the same thing. What will it cost to dry clean what you want to SELL. Haba

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    2. Very irritating, disgusting something like that.
      These are the type who pack dirty, rat eaten clothes to orphanages, feeling like they are doing one great thing.
      How much would it take to dryclean, because you don't want to spend money you left the gown to dry with your sweat, body grease, makeup.
      But you want the new owner to use her own money to dry clean your waste products??
      Stingy, tight fisted, scheming weavil.

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    3. Anon20:03 haba! is it that serious@ stingy,tight fisted,scheming weavil...only one person.Take a chill pill okay.

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  22. Bv dating a married man, Cut all tiens with him today.

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    1. Leave her...
      I hope the man isn't Dr. O

      Yeye chic waiting for divorce, u go old.

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    2. Don't mind them, stop sleeping with married men they wont hear.

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  23. #That awkward moment when you realize the thing you’ve been charging for hours, was never properly plugged in.

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  24. Thanks Stella for posting, God bless you always for helping my hustle right from day one I started.
    Thanks to all BV's for their continued patronage,i have quite a lot of them as customers, even some outside Nigeria.

    I am so grateful to be a member of this great family.

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  25. Happy birthday to the celebrants..today ihn is here..onelove felow beeves

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  26. Bv dating a married man, Cut all ties with him today

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  27. Ha, Beloved are you back???
    If you are not back can you buy chebe powder and maishanu for me?
    I will send you the money o.
    Please 'epp me because of God.

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  28. Sorry for the man, why can't people just sign divorce papers or show up in court.Whats the lady trying to save,a dead marriage.In California if you like dnt show up ,dnt sign after 6 mnths judge will still declare the marriage over.

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  29. I'm wondering if CLARINS is better than MAKARI. I have acne prone skin and have been using makari argan and carrot but it seems not to be working. I'm really confused because my cream has finished and I need to buy another one

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    1. How can you compare red wine and ogogoro?

      The day you stop using MAKARI ehn?
      Hmmmmm.
      I say hmmmmmmm.

      Your skin sef will say Hmmmm!!! huuuunhmmMmmmmmM!!!! Hmmmm.

      Better pick Clarins if you want to still associate with people during the day.

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    2. Hagahaha what a wicked advice. Una go kill person with laugh

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    3. Does that mean I should go for CLARINS?

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    4. Be like say na French anon dey speak. Let me beg her to interpret in English for you

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    5. 17:45 What does 'Better pick Clarins if you want to still associate with people during the day.' mean to you???

      Intact, you know what,leave Clarins and MAKARI, just use the money for English lessons. That seems to be a bit more urgent now.

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  30. NAwa o! Someone will borrow money from you to pay back is now wahala in fact she's keeping me as an enemy hmmm

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    1. My dear, borrow money that u can forget, cos its difficult for some debtors to payback.

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    2. "My dear, LEND money that u can forget.......

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    3. This misuse of borrow is as common as good morning in 9ja

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  31. Listen...

    Being kind to family members is a good thing. But at the same time, we need to take care of ourselves so that we can have a healthy mindset in the long run. If your mental health is suffering from the effects of toxic family members, you should protect yourself from harm.

    It's best to love some abusive family members from afar and only visit them once in a while for your own peace of mind and mental well-being.


    I'm outtie

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  32. Graduate Ebuka will not kill me with laughter! I'm still laughing, lol 😂😂😂😂😂 . please, don't forget to keep us updated on your Pacific journey.
    No chicken with Sugar for pastor...😂😂😂😂.

    Beautiful faces up there.
    Young woman going for a married man, I don't know what to tell you! You're happy that a man wants to leave his family for you, congratulations. Enjoy while it lasts, I will not say much, before members of your association will come and be laying useless eggs under my comment.

    What else did I read up there.... okay, I'll be back.

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  33. ihn kaabo

    This combo is working like mad, Now my tummy is getting flatter. 💃💃💃

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    1. What combo is that biko? Let me try

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    2. Abeg help a sister which combo is that? There's nothing I've not tried (sobs), my body is giving me low self esteem issues as I used to be a model now I don't even snap pics again talk more of posting. Downsides of giving birth by CS

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  34. BV in love with a married man don't listen to Stella ,you are not the reason he's leaving his marriage. don't guilt trip her Abeg.
    When someone isn't happy in a relationship they him/ her leave. Tomorrow if e commit sucide na still una go say do what makes you happy, why did he remain in a loveless marriage. Lets stop this hypocrisy.
    My advice for you is to give him time, make e sort himself and understand what he really wants. If e work put fine, if it doesn't all well and good. My point is you are not the reason hes unhappy in his marriage. Nobody should vomit under my comment oh, space full everywhere.

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    1. You are right.... My sister was in a similar situation..long story short, she left the guy, guy got divorced finally and married someone else very similar in looks and character with my sister, who had long since married someone else... guy never forgave my sister says she was not there for him even as a friend. My sister has not gotten over him. Guess it's one of those you have to decide for yourself and be ready for the outcome. If I were in your shoes I will remain committed but will give him some time after which I will remain a friend only whilst I open myself to other relationships.

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  35. Foolsih woman-shut the fuck up. Stella keep stopping my memo to Ms A, someone has to tell her the truth.

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  36. Bored!
    So Bored!!!
    So so Bored!!!!

    Am I the only who gets bored easily from doing the same thing, the same way???

    Bored!!!!
    What's the way out?

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    1. DULLapo, It is not 'boredom' that is doing you, it is common sense.

      Because the obvious solution to your 'problem' is what you have still written with YOUR OWN HAND in paragraph 2.

      It is well.

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    2. Come let's go n count beans.

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  37. Pinky, I love your writeup today.
    Doctor that wants to marry a man with erectile dysfunction, u are d doc nah so u know what it means. Probably he can't even get "it" up talk more of doing the do.
    At least, an impotent man can do but can't impregnate, but this one...hmmm.

    Why not take him to a specialist, they will examine him and tell you whether to be hopeful or not.

    Tomorrow when u fail to get pregnant, it's you that people would be blaming not him...even his mum and sisters will be on your case.

    Have u wondered all these his goddy goddy with you and your family is cos he knows his problem and wanted to make u fall very for him b4 reviewing his status.

    Sex is not food sha but a new marriage is a new marriage. U are not supposed to start from day1 to start managing, what will now happen in 20 years time?


    Biko, go n check him well, if he can't be treated, better let him go to avoid stories that touch. If your mum is d quiet and understanding type, you can discuss with her, mothers have a knack of giving good advice on these kind of issues.

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  38. Please what is the criteria for picking a maid of honour?
    My mom insists i use a family as she is more experienced (been a bridesmaid over 15 times). we are the same age
    while i want to use another family member that has never been a bridesmaid or been to a wedding, younger than the other one and is as laidback as i am.
    N.B i dont know what planning a wedding entails as i have participated in one. Except tagging along with my parents to wedding

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    1. Bridesmaid 15x 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 abeg dnt pick her ohhhh-pick another family member abeg.

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    2. That one na career experience.

      Reach to dey do training sef.

      Status: Veteran.

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    3. Hahahahaha she never marry? Abi na career be that.

      15 times. I want to know if it is every Saturday

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    4. Please don't pick her.Pick the in experience lady she will learn.

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    5. Follow yourheart iyawo,I went against all odds to use a friend that was not so close like my closest friend,for years she didn't snap out of it but with time...
      I coudnt explain why I didn't use my 5/6 but I just knew deep down to use my other Friend

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  39. Happy birthday Loveth.
    Enjoy the rest of your day bvs.

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  40. Where can somebody even borrow money in this Lagos without a cut-throat interest rate? Shylocks everywhere

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    1. You want am for less. What if you do not pay back. Go to the bank, am sure they charge less.

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    2. Go to RenMoney

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  41. God bless you madam Stella for the advert...the Mr that got the giveaway,expecting your testimony sir..

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    1. This one Dstv is increasing their price and you are reducing yours, just want to know how genuine it is; na question ohhhh

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    2. The thing cheap oo. I better continue with my transfer from bank to dstv. I no fit shout for awoof.

      But Oga I bless you for doing this. God bless you and the lucky person that called

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    3. Aswear...jus like those 3 bedroom apartment for Abuja wey dem dey advertise for here at 650k. 650k? Abuja??? Boya is the one without door and roof. Fear no let me call the number.

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    4. @Anonymous 15.38,it's genuine ...100percent..

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  42. Yesterday is an unforgetable day in the history of my family. We lost an icon, a rare gem and pillar... Erin wo... Ur death really prove to me that good people die young... Why oh why! Where do i start from.How do i describe ur personality. who can replace u Alhaji? The most painful thing is that u did not wait to reap the fruit of ur labour.. How do i stop this painful feeling deep within my heart... Sobs... Adieu baba rere

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    1. Sorry dearie....accept my condolences
      May Allah forgive him and Grant him aljanah

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    2. God will comfort you all Amen. Just like he brought Alhaji. He will bring another person to lift you a

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    3. So sorry hajia. May God comfort you all

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    4. May God give you and your family the fortitude to bear the loss Hajia

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  43. Hahahaha you this corpersion, Dem do safe journey mercies prayers for you, you don't want to give him okuko. Why will a pastor demand okuko in the first place. All these pastors that passed through the windows, God is watching you all.

    Beautiful faced of IHN una doh oo. Una fine oo

    Who lazy like me that don't know how to put on the generator. My laziness no get part two.

    Let me go and eat

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  44. Happy birthday to the celebrant, beautiful wedding gown, Stella your sign out memo very on point.

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  45. Make up Seller do you have Flori Roberts?
    Please answer me her first, so that I will not call and we will be exchanging too much spit.

    I no get strengthen mbok.

    Tankio.

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    1. *strength. Morrafucking auto correct.

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  46. beautiful faces of IHN, happy birthday to the celebrants. All these shoki armrobbers, pity people wey be JJC for una talent hunt biko. it af do for una

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  47. Can an exclusive breastfeeding mom use Aju Mbaise pls? I read it makes the baby lose weight..
    There’s nothing I haven’t read on this aju, something else should come out so our attentions will be shifted..

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    1. Hmmmm na when the baby evaporate and you are breastfeeding the skeleton una go hear word. No worry.

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    2. Lol @ baby evaporating! Pls you people should answer me

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    3. I will advice you not to for baby's sake. Everything you take goes to your little one. Please don't ..

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  48. Happy birthday Lovette; age gracefully, hahahaha Ebuka new with your series nice writeup, Good afternoon all, continue enjoying your day

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  49. But wait oooh why do very fine sexxy,handsome well trained men have issues with their black mamba? I don't understand. I have met two great,super handsome and amazing men with erectile dysfunction. As in ehn this guys are loaded and have an amazing personality with zero penile function. Kai who will then marry them? Will they forever remain single? Are u married to a man with zero work ability in the area one region? How do u cope?
    Wooooooo let's make this Saturday in house gist na, so we would know whether or not some of us made a huge mistake and also know how women married to this men cope.

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  50. BV dating a married man, do you realise that you are causing another woman pain? Had it been you met him when he had already divorced its another thing but they are still together and your presence in his life will militate against any settlement.You said "she has made him lose money" How? Were you there? Men who want to take second wives will give one reason or the other. Think about it, what if its the other way round and you are the one in the wife's shoes? My advice for you is to leave the man alone and allow him settle with his wife.

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  51. The issue of Nigerian corruption is really saddening. This is how the immigration officers from Abu Dhabi came to Qatar and left without collecting all the biometric data for all those that paid to renew their passports after we had paid online for the service. Waited three days after their arrival in Qatar to be called for my data to be collected, only to be told that they had returned to Abu Dhabi cuz they had a flight to catch. No explanation was given before they left.
    Immigration officers in Nigeria were also asking for bribes to renew the passport. I just tire.

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  52. Yori Yori Princess this one you put on gen at home in the afternoon.
    Shey o wa pa?

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