Bisi (not real name o) is from a large family of 10, growing up i had wondered how e dey be, because they were so many in their house that i cant even remember all of them . well bisi is the second daughter sha.
we all grew up and still kept in touch, she had called a friend to get in-touch with me as she nor fit reach me due to network wahala, we were to prepare and go meet her new bobo that has been spending effortlessly on her, even they haven't met before, and she dey fear to go alone na so she carry me and one of our other friend to join body. Na so all of us waka go!
We got to his fine looking house and 2 of his friends were around , we exchanged pleasantries and were all gisting and chatting away when hunger begin knack us Akpako.
The guy had told bisi to cook something for everyone since na she be him babe, dropped some money for ingredients and the cooking began.
We were all playing ludo while Bisi was busy in the kitchen with the food making, i excused myself to pee and decided to check Bisi in the kitchen to see whats cooking to my greatest surprise, i met a very big pot on the gas with rice almost pouring out of it.
Me: Bisi wetin be this?
Bisi: na food na, i dey cook
Me: na here we wan come chop our last meal, this one plenty na ...
Bisi: i no sabi cook small food, you know say we plenty for our house . so i am used to cooking large quantity
Me: Haaa! before i could finish what i wanted to say she look me with one corner eye and i mellowed .
Well food ready and we all chopped and merried and there was excess everywhere.. time reach to waka and we left, we were still in the bus when a msg entered her phone and the sender was the guy...
'Dear bisi, Thank you for the engagement party you decided to throw at my place on your behalf today, i asked you to make food and you decided to open a restaurant here .. please i dont think i can cope with a lady like you this is where we go our separate ways'.
The guy has since blocked her and she can't get through to him anymore ..
Are you from a large family ? has it ever affected you in anyway?
Na so this one shele!
O le to yen ni, was the food that much? Anyways, hope she learnt how to cook minimally after the break up.
ReplyDeleteThis story looks so made up sha. It's the other way round for me.I don't know how to prepare large quantity of food for more than 4 people.The only thing I can try is stew.
DeleteKudos to you mama nnuku on your write ups, but I have observed something, you always go with friends to see their BOO. But who follows you to see your own boo?? Just curious.
Delete14.49 na true talk u dey talk soo...this one na real made up story and na same pattern she dey always use. Always go with a friend to meet one's boooo
DeleteMade up story?
ReplyDeletelmao, bisi the olopo. but the guy sef, na wa. that's not enough reason to end a relationship in my opinion.
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This is bull shit. She is better without d guy. She didn't spend d money on her self, she spent it on food.
ReplyDeleteLOL.....haba!that was too harsh of the boyfriend,he should have atleast corrected her first,understand where she is coming from before taking such a final decision.One chance boyfriend hahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha.....the guy na cray person 😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteI am from a small family
Dunno how to cook plenty food except during special occasions.. ..I hate waste.
You must be my twin, I hate reminant, I even hate to eat any food that isn’t fresh
DeleteI am not from a large family but I can cook in both ways... The only problem is making amala cos I am used to small spatula(omorogun)
ReplyDeleteYeah it did affect me. Wheni decided to live alone. I kept cooking big foods like i lived with family.
ReplyDeleteHust last week when i thought h had learnt to cook my size. I was to prepare a soup for 3 for at least 2 days. I ended up with a very large pot of soup.
Well, i took some to my girlfriend and family over tge weekend. I only know how to cook spag and jollof rice for small size.
Soups and stew is always No.
I wish I'm your neighbour o. TBH this big size cooking syndrome affected me too. 10 in family with upto 20 umu boi (s). Adapted now though. Not enough to end a budding relationship without asking Y first.
DeleteOn noted
ReplyDeleteWhy is the guy so petty? He should be glad the babe can cook in large quantity, most ladies can't...what happened to packing the food in a freezer...Hian.
ReplyDeleteEehhh weehhhhhhh..!!! This is serious.
ReplyDeleteEehhh wehhhhh!! This is serious
ReplyDeleteNawa o. The guy is mean o. What is this?
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteI think mine is the other way
I am from a family of 6 and because of that making food for a larger crowd can be exhausting and tiring for me.
Lmao. Mama Nnuku, welcome. I am from a large family but that doesn't mean one should not use discretion
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 but this story get as e be
ReplyDeleteI am from a family of eight including mum and dad. And up till now, I still find it hard to make amala for myself alone reason why i eat eba instead cos i have a small plate i use in making it.
ReplyDeleteYou made a similar comment 👆 there, so you are same as Hajia_Teemah.
DeleteKo easy
Bisi is not even street smart. She would have told the guy she left the rest for him to eat at subsequent times. He will start apologizing and she would never overcook again.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, are we sure this man is not the twin brother of the man that slapped his girlfriend because of eggs. Why can’t he tell her privately that she should learn portion control. Bisi dogged a bullet abeg. Na him type dey keep foodstuff for bedroom.
Some guys sef....the break up was unnecessary.
ReplyDeleteIs the guy related to that twitter Pastor eggs brouhaha?...
ReplyDeleteThe man isn't serious. What happened to his freezer to keep the left over food.
ReplyDeleteI know someone whose husband doesn't eat freezer food, has to be freshly cooked daily; they have a cook anyway.
On her birthday she was begging all of us to take take-away so the left overs doesn't waste. A lady took like 20 moin-moin, that one is on protein diet.
I prefer cooking soups/stews in large quantity during the weekends. Who has the time for daily cooking.
Lmao I was also making this same mistake when I newly got married but now I use small pot for small meals big pot can deceive someone ehn there's always leftover.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...! Hope it's not what i'm thinking?
ReplyDeleteIs he a G boy? Hope as una enter,una something never drop?
ReplyDeletethe guy is petty sha. but then relationships have broken up for even lesser reasons.
ReplyDeleteI come from a large family. I was, and still is used to cooking large quantity of food. The girl didn’t even have a chance to tell him she made it so he could have enough for the week. E just de vex because e nor chuk as she carry friends gum body.
ReplyDeleteI come from a large family. I was, and still is used to cooking large quantity of food. The girl didn’t even have a chance to tell him she made it so he could have enough for the week. E just de vex because e nor chuk as she carry friends gum body.
ReplyDeletethe story might be made up but at the same time might be true. i have a friend who has 9 siblings plus their parents which makes them a large family, she too does not know how to cook small food, imagine someone who lives abroad by herself then but always prefers to cook with a very big pot. sometimes when i go to her house, and she would ask me to go dish some food for myself that she just made rice, when i enter kitchen, the first thing i will ask her is if she is hosting a meeting in her house? she would say No. the same obvious reason because she's from a large family where they use the big pot to cook. but the guy is harsh, he would have saved some of the food in the fridge which could last him for few days, not enough reason for breakup
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