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Saturday, February 16, 2019

Saturday Laughs


































Laff Again!!!!

         


1: I will never buy film from street hawkers again.. Today i bought IRON MAN from one of the street hawkers, when i played it on my DVD it was showing a man IRONING his shirt..I just switched off the TV and cried for 2hours 



2: U won't know that u are a fine boy untill u are caught stealing in the market that's when people will start saying, "ah, eyah, this kind fine boy na thief....


3: Stop taking picture near people's car before ur village people will kill u thinking u have made it in life   


4: U are slim, ur girlfriend is slim, when u both walk and holding hands.....u will be looking like capital letter H
 


5: It's always "Mama i made it" what about Papa that didn't use condom? Ungrateful children  


6: When ur girlfriend is very lazy in doing house chores but very good in bed, ur family members will be complaining and u will be like "hmmm, u people don't know this girl well oo" 


8: Some girls will visit u once with hand bag and take all ur properties. Pls if u knw any Chioma help me beg her to pls return my TV remote, 3spoons and USB cord
Thank you!!!



9: When God wanna play ur video on judgment day and it shows "Viewer discretion +18" just jejely walk to hell fire straight don't delay us on the queue   


10: She said she knows me well so i said ok if u knw me how many hairs do i have in my anus    


11: Black people should stop praying in English, i heard someone saying "Lord i forgive u


12: If having s#x is a school no man would have miss class especially we Africans .....


13: Satan couldn't come to Earth himself so he sent those girls with big bum bum 


14: If a lady refuse to respond to ur messages inbox, just go to her timeline and post "Thanks u for last night, i appreciate" then wait for her at ur inbox she's coming...
Chaiii sense overdose


15: Behind every loud music in a guy's room there's a lady's voice shouting "harder baby"
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16: Fada lurd, i dan do my work finish, u said i shud b making pipo to laff and fall inside gutter and i have done it... U see those heartless pipo wey dia job na to read without dropping a comment, fada lurd force them to laugh....



Which number u like patapata





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53 comments:

  1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
    That last meme very wicked somebody, giving her 3k out of her 45k.

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  3. Lol πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

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  4. very funny memes.
    I just burnt my tomatoes to ashes few mins ago but do I still care after reading this
    jokes...Nahhhhh!
    Kisses Stella!

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  5. 1, 2, 6, 9, 14. This set make sense die. 🀣🀣🀣

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  6. Lol. Use cutlery to clean your behind πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚nice

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  8. LMAO... that NEPA own is so true

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  9. I had a good laugh. Some were quite hilarious

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  10. Haha esp the first two....
    Let🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  11. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚... that last one though, you gave her 3k from her money you picked

    I enjoyed today's compilations

    Twitter is bae😚

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  12. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this has definitely cheered me up-twas a hit back to back Stella.
    Thank you for north wasting my time.
    Cheers!

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  13. Hahahaha....

    Thanks Stella for the laughs...

    I needed this laughter oh...

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  14. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that last one is wickid 🀣

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  15. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ I had a good laugh.

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  16. πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€nice one,thanks stellz

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  17. Cleaning the butt with water after pooing and then Washing your hands with soap and water is more hygienic than using tissue.

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    1. So u just directly remove shit with your hand with water without using tissue first? I fear this your hygiene, infact I don't want it

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  18. Soooo hilaπŸ˜‚ hahahahahaaa
    1st ooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  19. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @lord I forgive you

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  20. I don't understand the washing of bum with hand and water too. When tissue isn't even expensive. I thought it was only abokis that do it but no, a lot of people do it. It's reali a turn off for me.

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    1. You can wash the bum after you have used the tissue na..or better still use wet wipes

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    2. It's actually better to use water to wash your butt then tissue than only tissue cause sometimes the tissue piece can stick to yout butt when trying to clean it and sometimes tissues don't also clean it well and even with wet wipes still use water

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  21. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁 I always look forward to this

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  22. It's now that I have a good power bank that I learnt to unplug my phone when it's full even when there's light.

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  23. Itz d best... Dnt go walking around wit shit on ur pata

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  24. My ribs o.especially dpo..Peter n Paul

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  26. Very hilarious, I had to share this with friends.

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  27. 😁😁😁😁😁😁 the first two, and second to last is hillarious

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  28. πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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  29. 1,6 8 9...today's laugh is fire, all of them are good laughs for the day. thanks all

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  30. Hahaha SDK you did 'north west' my time. Gosh! Those ones numbered 1-13 are the bomb!!!

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  31. Hahahaha... Madam no kill me laughter... The DPO got me..

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  32. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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  33. πŸ‘ŒπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

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