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Sunday, March 03, 2019

Sunday In House Gists -When The Landlord/Lady Is Hitting On You...

Do you want to pay Rent or not?LOL










Has anyone ever been in a situation where the Landlord or Landlady of the house you are staying is hitting on you and there are chances you might not pay the rent again as long as you 'Corporate'.


When some hit on you and you turn them down,they begin to show you a taste of hell by making the place you rented very uncomfortable.....Right?

What kind of Landlord problems are you having?Did you give in to the pressure of dating the owner of the house you live in or are you waiting for the rent to run out so that you can move houses?

Those of you who live in your own houses eh,you no know wetin God do for you!

49 comments:

  1. My former landlord was giving me all the green lights and sending me text messages. I refused to acknowledge his advances but we remained cordial and civil. Finally, he just had a soft spot for me.

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    1. Aha, them don come o.
      Green lights and soft spot.
      And you no yarn us about the HARD, (harder) stuff?
      And the red light (district?)

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    2. Will you carry your dirty mind and your vile comments off my thread! Out of the abundance of your hearts, you have spoken. A good tree brings forth good fruits. You are a product of your thoughts.

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    3. Na so Pharisees dey do o. Before you say bingo, them go full everywhere with bible quotes.
      No be to quote bible, na to do wetin Jesus teach na im be the koko.
      For it is not the hearers of the word that are justified, it is the doers of the word that are justified.

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    4. Hahaha Anon18:11 you are definitely Catholic. This was today's Gospel reading.

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    5. Well my case is not about landlord.
      I am staying with my sister and her husband and lately the husband has started behaving stupid. Trying to hug me, touch me and all. Last night was the last stroke as he came back drunk around 3am, I opened the door for him only for him to follow me to my room.
      Immediately he entered I left and waited in d restroom for a while and came back to meet him Sleeping on my bed.
      I just took my extra bedsheet for the wardrobe and went to the parlour. When he saw that I didn't come back he then came to meet me in the parlour that I can go to my room he then entered his room.
      When he heard that I entered my room he came back and was trying to have a conversation and touching me, I just moved and started talking loudly he now left(most house here don't have locks on the doors so I can't lock it).
      When he left i took some heavy things and blocked the door. When he tried coming back again he couldn't push the door so he left. I was so scared to sleep.
      The worst part is i can't talk to anybody about it. My parent would blame me, my sister would hate me, I'm just on my own.
      Already drafted a move out plan but it would take me 2months of saving everything I earn which is not possible because of bills here and back home. Realistically, it would take me 3 months of savings before I can move out. Before then what do I do.
      I have been thinking since morning. I feel ashamed and scared and I don't want this in my life. God please help me

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    6. Hmmmm,i pray u read this comment,pls just keep avoiding him,try to see if u can do a lock at d back of the door ,like a padlock or catcher( not sure of d spelling).dnt tell ur sister cos it will bring quarrel in her home,then try to sit him down one day thats after u have fixed a lock,talk some senses into his head, that what does he take ur sister and ur family for?for him to think he can be married to ur sister and still be making advances at u.record this discuss just incasse it becomes necessary,I pray ur sister later finds out the kind of husband she married ,cos am sure if it was a maid,he would have had his way .It's well with us

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    7. Best reply ever..

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    8. Thank you @anon 11.19
      Just needed to talk to someone. They is no way to put a lock without damaging the doors. And raising alarm. I will keep avoiding him. God help me

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  2. (Naija) girls dey pay house rent abi na landlord dey pay them? If na landlady, the brat go inflate (the tummies) of both landlady and daughter. No be here we read am?
    Na here. 😊😊

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    1. Anon you need help. Seriously. Gosh your mind is messed up.

      At first your comments appeared funny, but now with the way you related everything to sexuality and with your derision for the average Nigerian girl, your comments are so disgusting and sick and I wonder how you are in real life.

      Tueh. I jump and pass.

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    2. Anon 16:30 from the onset I never found it funny.. it beats me how others did but what do I know ! Every aboki to his kettle

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    3. @16:30
      The thing wey i write there (and always) na the things wey I dey read here o.
      NO be last week we read for IHN say one Naija man like day been balloon landlady and come dey fork daughter
      same time, same room.
      Una (wey) hate me hate the truth wey I dey yarn. Okay, the landlady and daughter na Ghanaian ladies, abi na Ethiopian, no be for Port Harcourt?
      I no get derision for average Naija girl. Me I be proper Woman from Nigeria, even though them don brand me man (when you say you no go connect them again to bros wey dey abroad cos them get another ATMan for Naija alread; na them mouth talk am o), come dey shoot thunder enter my smooth nyansh.
      Them side Chickens don threaten say them go fork my darling husband. Them don call me "mad woman with dirty stinking dada" bla bla bla.
      Whosai,
      I go dey yarn the truth. I dey gidigba.

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    4. I don’t even bother reading this mad person’s comments, always insulting Nigerian girls and d pidgin is headache inducing.. pls u are boring .. do get a life.. just shit it

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  3. It is the girls that hit on the landROD.

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  4. Those of us still living in our father's houses will just relax and read comments

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  5. Lol, I was the one hitting on my landlady in school. Pretty and young woman. We finally started making out and it was mad fun. I had constant NEPA light cos she paid my light bill with hers. I got constant airtime and plantain as she was a plantain lover herself... Lol. I paid my rent yearly though, our love no reach to stay free house biko and I wouldn't have wanted to stay in a free accommodation tho. All in all, it was fun until she started quarrelling with me over inviting other Chic's to my place. Had to move out in my final year so I could concentrate.

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    1. Ebby Stop forcing it.
      You are a man.

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    2. Anon 15:45 you’re an ode
      Where in ebby’s comment was it said that he/she is female???
      You don’t know ebby’s gender identity so don’t fool yourself in public like this next time.

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  6. My brother is owing 8months rent at the moment landlady called him last month to ask him how far so when she called my brother called her by her name na there wahala start o and normally he do call her by her name lets say funmi..though she threatened to give him quit notice...it a long story jare

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  7. Na to take back sit for this oneooo... Na our house we dey...

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  8. You try well, well, because nah "hitting" Landlord take buy Cement, not to only.

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  9. i dont even know my new land lord. i havent met him before. i am not sure i want to anyway. i dont like have having one on one dealings with landlords especially this our jos landlord wey all of them na ashawo.

    my former landlord use to come to our house by 10 pm.like 10 pm in the night to look for us (me and one banker lady) i dint know what his agenda was at the begining so i was jovial and all friendly till he came one night and knocked on my door wen boo was around? see this ogbange man oooh, the very same day i wanted to cajole boo with snake in the monkey shadow style for boo to change the four tyres of my tuketuke was the same day that shameless man came knocking on my door by 10 pm. lee boo got annoyed (he is damn too jealous sometime) and left. i dint get orgasm or even the tyres i hope i will get a cheque for soi ended up two zero.


    i needed to teach that man a lesson when he comes next time. so i hatch a plan to steal his car battery when next he come to the house. called the guy that helps me buy fuel to help me remove the battery. the guy dint know whose car it was so he just assume it was lee boos car. me i told him to drop the battery at iya bisi shop for me. bros remove the car battery carry go keep for iya bisi shop.

    while oga landlord was sipping the wine i served him, gisting and laughing like i hyenna by 10:45 pm i was smiling at how he will trek home that nyt in my mind. i told him i need to sleep as i had a very busy the following day,oga drop some change for me on the table for being a good host.

    i saw him off to the door and i bade him good nyt. i quickly jammed the door and went straight to bed leaving my phone where he dropped the money.

    till today i dont how he got home, the car was parked there till the following morning. Nonsense and ingredients.

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    1. Are you still sure you will make heaven?🤣

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    2. Long time...ibukun

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    3. at this point i am not sure lol. But hey God is merciful ryt? where have u been IBK? beeen a long time gal.

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    4. Alternative Facts3 March 2019 at 23:06

      So some people actually found this funny? I swear you’re an extremely wicked person! If you didn’t want the attention you should have politely told him so.. Instead you were encouraging him with your fake smiles. Women sha!..

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    5. 😂😂😂😂😂🙄

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    6. Finny your heart is black. If you were my girlfriend I would have broken up with you this minute.. That action was really heartless. Selfish and wicked. At that hour, what if he had been robbed or killed in the process.. smh.

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  10. I remember the days i used to read better lovers, pacesetters etc and would have fantasies of been shagged mercilessly by a silver gray landlord; well na from papa house i enter husband house so that ended my fantasy....
    Yes i wrote it with my id.

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    1. Lol
      And nothing to be ashamed of in your comment though

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  11. Ave not been in these kind of situation before, so ama come back for comments.

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  12. From Papa house to husband house, no experience sha....

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  13. I dated my landlord for a year,he returned my house rent shaaa.Those sneaky sex are d bomb....House rent for Abj no be beans abeg

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  14. I have a friend that is dating her landlord. She those not pay rent.for 3yrs now she no dey pay rent. D landlord gives her monthly upkeep. If they want to gbensh dey go to d hotel, cos landlord and his wife lives in same compound.how d woman hasn't find out still baffels me till tomorrow. I told her I think d woman knows just scared to confront u or d husband, u know all this women wey like marriage pass their life na.
    But that those not stop her from keeping other men o.anytime she has parol she will just tell oga landlord she is going to visit her mom,she go enjoy come back,no man is allowed to visit her.
    I have begged her to stop cos d day Madam go find out she will be disgraced o.she said she can't stop,that do I know what it is not to be paying 150k every year?na look I dey look her till gbege go shele.

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    1. 150k? And I thought the rent was like 500k. Not worth it abeg.

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    2. Cheapskate. Just 150k, is that one money? Mtchewwww all these small small girls

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  15. ***LONG POST ALERT***

    During my service year, my landlord was hitting on me. Nice estate, I lived in his bq got constant light, water, never paid for nepa bills or anything. Unbeknownst to me, this old ugly man was a wizard and belonged to a cult. I used to bang him sha till one fateful night on Aug 1st 2018 at 11pm when suddenly my tv went off, bulbs were blinking, fan and a.c. off.

    I decided to peep thru the door hole only to see the image of a man (looked a lot like my landlord) standing there. That's how I started screaming blood of Jesus and calling for help, the dogs were barking. His nephew heard my cries from the main building and came to ask what was wrong I told him. The funny thing is, when all these was goin on my landlord was nowhere to be found. After this incident, I hated this man with passion. I stopped greeting him, he'll try to talk to me and I'll tell him to fuck off. The story is too long. I embarked on midnight prayers o. Is it the strange sounds I hear by my window, knock on the door when I'm praying in the night, cat crying in the compound once it's 12am, his cook saying my spirit is too strong and I can't chop winch, the pressing, my friend dreaming I died, the very huge tree with long branches in the compound, the revelations God showed me. Boy, I saw hell on earth. When I passed out in October, I didn't even tell him or anyone the day I moved out. I sold off some of my stuff and dashed out some. Arranged with a driver to come pick me up 5am to the park and thankfully, he didn't disappoint. My brothers and sisters that's how I left to my base without telling a single soul. He didn't realise I had parked out until after a few days when his nephew called to ask of my whereabouts told him I've gone. He was shook lol. I cant thank God enough for coming thru for me. Grateful! Fear Akwa Ibom pple

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    1. dont go there, which one be fear akwa ibom people. are your village people saints?

      erm thats by the way, i am glad you left unharm, he probably would have used u for money rituals sef. see why i hate awoof?

      hope you testified in Church? sorry this is not the kinda testimony u give in church my bad. i happy for u sha

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    2. It was his wife doing u not d man

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  16. Pay fire! I didn't pay Kobo. I bamboozled him till I packed. Polished wayward young Chief o.

    Those were the days the rent was usually for 2 years. He accepted only 1 year, I started suspecting him from then and insisted on collectong a 2 year receipt because it was an official check leaf. Personnel department refunds housing money with authentic receipt.
    After 1year he started misbehaving, I just had to stick around his wife who was away for some years, and finally returned, I became her friend. Linked her to one of my elder sisters in her former abode. We became Family. Hahahahaha.
    Didn't allow him too close. He became pained and stopped replying my greetings.

    Then 2months before the rent expired I added some hundred of thousands to his free money and moved. That was it.
    He started calling to my Starcomms landline to abuse me. I didn't move a muscle.

    For about 2 years I was jamming him in Motorways traffic to Oregun. He will give me "waka" while I smile cheekily or keep a straight face.
    Wetin be my own?

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