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That moment when you are about to have s#x in the dark ⬛ you rub something to your dick thinking it's Vaseline
But you find out it was super glue BOOM
That's the day you will give your life to Jesus!
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The teeth of some ladies are too sharp. U ask for blowjob and the next thing you know they have re-circumcise you
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When u hear her saying please baby push it deeper and u are already inside my brother tell her it is not your role to swim in the" hole which u didn't drill...
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My girlfriend borrowed my phone to use as torchlight in the kitchen and for 2hrs now I’ve been standing here with her pretending to help in kitchen
She mustn’t go through this phone. She thinks she has sense
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Nothing makes a girl more happy than when she's about to leave and the guy say "pass me my wallet"*
But you find out it was super glue BOOM
That's the day you will give your life to Jesus!
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The teeth of some ladies are too sharp. U ask for blowjob and the next thing you know they have re-circumcise you
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When u hear her saying please baby push it deeper and u are already inside my brother tell her it is not your role to swim in the" hole which u didn't drill...
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My girlfriend borrowed my phone to use as torchlight in the kitchen and for 2hrs now I’ve been standing here with her pretending to help in kitchen
She mustn’t go through this phone. She thinks she has sense
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Nothing makes a girl more happy than when she's about to leave and the guy say "pass me my wallet"*
Kikikiki..... Am patiently waiting for my June salary 😁😁😁 am on that table
ReplyDeleteLovely 😂 Thanks Stella. Happy Sunday to you and your family and all BVs.
DeleteHahahahhaa
DeleteMe: Sir I dont understand
Maths lecturer: how can you understand when you dont have Jesus in your life?
😂 😂
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂 all so funny! But the last one: ...pass me my wallet- warmed my heart. ...how we love money! Chai
ReplyDeleteOh and I missed church, I shouldn't have. Some babes do have razor teeth though..lol
DeleteI tell you. See me smiling imagining getting money 😀
Delete😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteThe third to last joke lolz... I thought we were told it is elastic? *continue reading my bible*
ReplyDeleteLolzz...they are all so very funny.
ReplyDeleteThe one of re- circmucise got me.
atm with 10million dollars...
ReplyDeletethe pin is 'slap'
just be tempting Shango..
one fart ends mankind, haha...nigeria is now a nuclear armed nation. I always knew we would get there.
Pass me my wallet!!! Oh those words from bae😂😂🏃🏃
ReplyDeleteZwide, I saw that o and I'm not in church. oya comma beat me nau
ReplyDeleteHow won't u see it. Yinmu
DeleteHilarious compilation
ReplyDeletethe moment u got to another class and suddenly every one knee down got me lol😁😁😁😀😂
ReplyDeleteThose days.....😀
Delete😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeletePass me my wallet is an instant cure for headache 😂😂
ReplyDeleteLol......
ReplyDeletePass me wallet ke, I'll rather pass the token and phone. Lol
ReplyDeleteGreedy much 😀. I sha feel you jare!
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ReplyDeleteAswear that kitchen own happened to me yesterday. I was in the sitting room pressing my phone jejely when NEPA took the light around 8pm. My girl just told me to pass her my phone that she wants to use its touchlight in the kitchen (probably she knew I was chatting with a girl like that cos the phone was beeping all the while I was sitting).
I stood with her in the kitchen till she was done using the phone. I couldn't even dare go outside to put on the generator. She was shouting go and put on the gen, I told her I needed the phone's touchlight to put on the gen.
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DeleteOhhh how i love the last one.. Pass me my wallet,so funny. Thanks Stella of life💕
ReplyDeleteEnter your comment...chei Stella thanks for the laughs
ReplyDeleteLmao @ Benediction
ReplyDeleteDon't pollute our minds biko, tankiu.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering if the pain of glue on peepee is much more than that of hair relaxer. I heard someone mistakenly used it during a quickie and landed in the hospital.
ReplyDeleteLol
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