............................................................................................................
That moment when you are about to have s#x in the dark ⬛ you rub something to your dick thinking it's Vaseline
But you find out it was super glue BOOM
That's the day you will give your life to Jesus!
..........................................................................................................
The teeth of some ladies are too sharp. U ask for blowjob and the next thing you know they have re-circumcise you
..........................................................................................................
When u hear her saying please baby push it deeper and u are already inside my brother tell her it is not your role to swim in the" hole which u didn't drill...
..........................................................................................................
My girlfriend borrowed my phone to use as torchlight in the kitchen and for 2hrs now I’ve been standing here with her pretending to help in kitchen
She mustn’t go through this phone. She thinks she has sense
..........................................................................................................
Nothing makes a girl more happy than when she's about to leave and the guy say "pass me my wallet"*
But you find out it was super glue BOOM
That's the day you will give your life to Jesus!
..........................................................................................................
The teeth of some ladies are too sharp. U ask for blowjob and the next thing you know they have re-circumcise you
..........................................................................................................
When u hear her saying please baby push it deeper and u are already inside my brother tell her it is not your role to swim in the" hole which u didn't drill...
..........................................................................................................
My girlfriend borrowed my phone to use as torchlight in the kitchen and for 2hrs now I’ve been standing here with her pretending to help in kitchen
She mustn’t go through this phone. She thinks she has sense
..........................................................................................................
Nothing makes a girl more happy than when she's about to leave and the guy say "pass me my wallet"*
30 comments:
Kikikiki..... Am patiently waiting for my June salary πππ am on that table
π π
πππππ all so funny! But the last one: ...pass me my wallet- warmed my heart. ...how we love money! Chai
πππ
The third to last joke lolz... I thought we were told it is elastic? *continue reading my bible*
Lolzz...they are all so very funny.
The one of re- circmucise got me.
atm with 10million dollars...
the pin is 'slap'
just be tempting Shango..
one fart ends mankind, haha...nigeria is now a nuclear armed nation. I always knew we would get there.
Pass me my wallet!!! Oh those words from baeππππ
Zwide, I saw that o and I'm not in church. oya comma beat me nau
Hilarious compilation
the moment u got to another class and suddenly every one knee down got me lolπππππ
πππππ
Pass me my wallet is an instant cure for headache ππ
Lol......
Pass me wallet ke, I'll rather pass the token and phone. Lol
Oh and I missed church, I shouldn't have. Some babes do have razor teeth though..lol
How won't u see it. Yinmu
Lovely π Thanks Stella. Happy Sunday to you and your family and all BVs.
I tell you. See me smiling imagining getting money π
Those days.....π
����������������������������������������������...
Aswear that kitchen own happened to me yesterday. I was in the sitting room pressing my phone jejely when NEPA took the light around 8pm. My girl just told me to pass her my phone that she wants to use its touchlight in the kitchen (probably she knew I was chatting with a girl like that cos the phone was beeping all the while I was sitting).
I stood with her in the kitchen till she was done using the phone. I couldn't even dare go outside to put on the generator. She was shouting go and put on the gen, I told her I needed the phone's touchlight to put on the gen.
Greedy much π. I sha feel you jare!
Ohhh how i love the last one.. Pass me my wallet,so funny. Thanks Stella of lifeπ
Hahahahhaa
Me: Sir I dont understand
Maths lecturer: how can you understand when you dont have Jesus in your life?
Enter your comment...chei Stella thanks for the laughs
πππππ
Lmao @ Benediction
Don't pollute our minds biko, tankiu.
Just wondering if the pain of glue on peepee is much more than that of hair relaxer. I heard someone mistakenly used it during a quickie and landed in the hospital.
Lol
Post a Comment