When did you clean your ears last?Oh right,that write-up sometime this week says we should not clean our ears else you would have heard about the Comedian who welcomed a baby girl with his girlfriend last week and keeping it under wraps....
The slim Comedian is someone I like a whole lot and is so intelligent with the posts he makes..I don't know if the new baby was a mistake or planned but this is not his first child and i really don't know his Marital status........Maybe he is also acquiring baby mamas like his entertainment colleagues....
Let us forget what he looks like or that he has long neck and became suddenly transformed and fresh when he hit the big bucks and became also an ambassador.....
No one noticed it but the one who welcomed a baby boy from his South African baby mama last week has opened a Hotel that will make your mouth drop wide open but nobody noticed that he had been posting it on his insta story because the news of a new baby is more interesting.....If you know who i mean,cross leg dey look and lets wait for him to make a formal announcement..His customer might be on your time line.
This Blessed sharp shooter i hear is planning to quit the social media and concentrate on work....Should we go t his wall to tell him to stay?That we would miss him if he deactivates?
Who saw the video where a mans legs was cut off and given to him to eat?It was supposedly done by a man of the Nigerian army and the poster is calling for Justice.....I regret watching that video because since i did i have been in a cold sweat....shocked to my square roots!..It is on facebook but i cannot send you there cos i am sick from looking at it...OMG,don't go there!!!
What else?While we enjoy gist here,please know that the gistscafe is for gists without pulling anyone down,you dey here?No come here come drop any fabu,if you are sure of your gists and you cant mention names,please slide into my inbox oh......eh hen!!!
Eh hen,there is no in house news today....
What else?I dey come..make una dey gist dey go!!!
Ehen before i forget,A celeb wedding is loading but i am still trying to get the details make i no go fall my hand oh....
LOL
My God! Eeeww...legs cut off and given to eat?
ReplyDeleteFemi bakre (Tobi's brother wedding) it was the talk of the week.
DeleteThe young girls that when to slap their friend, for dating their dad.
If you know, you know. U are daft
DeleteMumu Anonymous; 16:46, you are the definition of daft. When people are searching for daft they don't have to look too hard because when the word daft was created, they had you in mind.
DeleteNa here i dey sleep,Mr Ubi,more greese to ur elbow, children bringing blessings upon blessings since 1900,decoders association waiting for una
ReplyDeletePls help!!!
DeleteI have toothache and its painful what can I use?thanks
Felvin? analgesic or this Yoruba chewing stick,'pako ayan'.
DeleteExtraction is the only solution to tooth ache Mrs Aminu. If you have clove, grind and put on it or if it's clove oil put a bit on cottonwool and place on tooth biting a bit hard. It's very good.
DeletePele dear
Pepperfruit
DeleteOmon, see Gists. Let me go and buy cooked corn at first gate I dey come.
ReplyDeleteI go dye has welcomed another baby,yayyy, good news.
Deletewho be frankly, blessings fall on you as banana fall on your girls,hehehe.
It's well with the righteous!
ReplyDeleteUbi Franklin with hotel, congratulations to him
ReplyDeleteFor the whole story, na only Ubi I fit decode... Who is the comedian? Professional decoders over to you guys😋😋
ReplyDeleteI think it's I go dye
DeleteUbi.
DeleteI go dye
DeleteThanks my people
DeleteWill be right back.
ReplyDeleteUbi is here
All I hear from my village people on this gist is I GO DIE the comedian
ReplyDeleteSo Prince Williams has finally cheated on kate Middletown
ReplyDelete🤣🤣 my own decoding is even better than yours sef. Lmao!
DeleteThat one na lie abeg.
DeleteG N M no be only Middletown na MiddleVillage and MiddleCity
DeleteIt's true ooo..he cheated on her with her best friend.
DeleteBiko, who is the comedian that welcomed a baby? It's raining babies in the Nigerian entertainment industry
ReplyDeleteI go die
DeleteOgbonge Stella...Mama for the news....In other news,I bought a hair dye and it didn't work Nada....Somebody suggested I bleach my hair first...Who has any idea on how to go about it..Help a sister....Someone said I should bleach with hydrogen peroxide and baking soda?🤔🤔🤔🤔...
ReplyDeleteAll these will finish the hair
DeleteThin and dry hair guaranteed
Steaming and deep conditioning will be your first, second and third name
I go die is the comedian. You can take it to the bank
ReplyDeleteSlim comedian.. Who could that be? I go die is coming to my mind. But I think he is more responsible than that.
ReplyDeleteLol@Tynu Akom how were you able to conclude that he is more responsible?.... When it comes to matter of Ponyor,Punanni,cucumber and the likes forget d word "Responsibility" cos e nor follow.
DeleteMadam e follow, Responsible people are not controlled by the flesh.
DeleteShould be Femi Bakre
DeleteIs the comedian I go die? 😁😁
ReplyDeletecould d comedian be I go die?? just guessing.
ReplyDeleteIgodye is the comedian
ReplyDeleteI go die
ReplyDeletethat's the comedian
I Go Die is the comedian. He is slim, makes intelligent posts and has a long neck.
ReplyDeleteCongrats Ubi.
The celebrity marriage is.most likely Tboss
My gist be say I dey happy. Never been happy in a long time,infact years. I left my yeye hubby wey dey treat me like trash. I dey the "abroad now" and am not coming back!He thinks am still coming back to naija. Who Wan come back? After all the things wey dey happen for that country? Things getting from bad to worse. After all we nor get pikin together so wetin go bring me back? My family and friends support my decision too. I don even meet one correct Yankee guy wey love me like mad. Treats me with respect, love, care, correct fine Bobo wey worship me like queen. I finally find my happiness. Say no to manipulative, insultive, cheating, men who physically, emotionally and mentally abuse you with bad families. Don't give up on love cos there is a man out there who will and value you. Don't give up on love or settle for less.
ReplyDeleteHappy for u,enjoy every bit of it
DeleteShut up bcos akata bro don dey lick ur yansh.no worry u just come ur eye go soon clear.
DeleteFeels like I wrote this cos this is my exact story!
DeleteCongratulations Ubi, May customers fall on you
ReplyDeleteWho is the comedian? I think it’s ‘I go die’ cos of the long neck I’m seeing there but I’m not sure
I could only think of I go die and ubi the hotel owner
ReplyDeleteHappiness never decreases by being shared. Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has passed. To be happy,we must not be too concerned with others.
ReplyDeleteFinny,castle,Ese and everyone that insulted me yesterday on IHN.
I'm really sorry I wouldn't lie guys it really got to me and I was so messed up after all the bashing.
Seriously everything you guys said wasn't what actually happened.
Note,I never said I started dating my fiancee November,I was just making a reference to when I met her and we had nothing going on.
There was nothing like leading on between I and the said anonymous, no love, no emotional attachment,we talked for a week or 2 and I can remember she was the one that stopped picking my calls and replying my text and later on I did not hear from her then I moved on.I asked my fiancee out December 20th and she replied December 26th.
If the anonymous can be honest she can attest to all this that there was no emotional involvement while we talked.
I know she thought I was in a relationship when I participated in the SNM and that was why she made that comment.
Dear anonymous you know with the little time we talked you know very well I was very transparent and I wouldn't do such,that was not what happened I was never in a relationship when I participated. you know very well between me,you and God I never lead you on.
To finny,castle,ese and every anonymous who called me out yesterday
I'm really sorry guys,find it in your heart to forgive me, she honestly knew what happened,she was just curious if i was in a relationship when i participated in the SNM and it is nothing close to what you guys think of me.
Teejay thanks man I really appreciate for having my back even though you got part of the lashing I'm sorry for that.....Olori thank you so much ma for the heads up.
Are you not just a mad fellow? Why bring this nonsense here again? Mscheww
DeleteShooter wateva, why not take it easy. Some of you have lost your minds and depressed, angered children 😏😏😏. Why insult this guy, Haba? Do you want him to fall into depression like you 🤷🏾♀️.
DeleteEniyan jati jati ni e shooter, unhappy 🐐.
@ bigbanty. Let it go, don't allow these online trolls who are looking for people to pour their aggression on make you depressed. Shake it off, let it go. Live your best life, abeg!
DeleteWho's that bo hairs girl on ig
ReplyDeleteShes got a banging bod and not so pretty face and very razz. Her hairs are nice though..
DeleteFirst.... I do dye
ReplyDeletesecond.... Father Ubiham
😂😂😂
Delete🤣😂🙌🏽 Ubiham
DeleteThe Prince of baby mamas
I go die with the new baby.
ReplyDeleteHanty, punctuation would do your above statement justice!
DeleteYou will not die with the new baby. 😒
😂😂😂😂😂, bv's ehn you peepu wee not kee someone with lafta on this blog 😂😂😂😂.
DeleteU peepu like play too much aswear
😂🤣😂😂😭😂 m3hn some of you play too much
DeleteI say Amen abeg
Siesta Tbabe make punctuation, comma and full stop.
Ya Friday night boo inugo?!!!
Kizzez
Hahahaha
DeleteRofl!
Deleteoya come on guys lets do this.
ReplyDeleteit is ubi and I go die in the gist CAFE
ReplyDeleteI am in my very late thirties and single. I work and stay alone in a compound. In this compound and around my environment I am always drinking water and minding my business. The only thing I owe my neighbors is good morning and good evening when we meet.
ReplyDeleteOn Monday, water board disconnected our water because we did not paste our paid water bill by the gate. Yesterday evening, I knocked at the caretakers door to ask why the water was disconnected. The wife came out and I greeted her, Mummy J. please is Oga around:. She said yes, what do you want? I told her I want to inform him that water is not rushing in my apartment, this woman did not allow me finish, she shouted, is he waterboard? Jesus!! I was shocked, I walked away quietly, As I was going, she was still shouting, Who do you think you are eeeh. Knocking at my door at night and asking rubbish question. It’s not by wearing good cloths feeling like overblown puff puff, go and marry and allow your husband run errands for you and not mine. I have NEVER quarreled with this woman before. Throughout her shouting, I did not hear her husband voice, maybe cautioning her. This woman and another in the compound are friends as per married woman association. I noticed that each time I greet their husband in their presence, the men don't answer well. Their children don't greet me. I make sure I greet them each time I see them. Several times I will be lead to dash things to the kids but fear of the unknown will not allow me. I mind my business so well in that compound. I don't even have plenty female friends that visit me. No male friend has ever visited for the two years I have been in that compound except my blood sibling. I don't play loud music. I am not a night crawler. Any church activity that is scheduled in the evening after 7pm is not for me except night vigil. Is it a crime to be a single matured woman? If these women see my heart. I love them like sisters. They are not even older than me just that they are married. It will end in praise.
Awwwww! I'm sorry you had to experience such unpleasantness but darling, you have to develop a thick skin so you don't settle for less just so you become married. Most of the women being unfriendly and aggressive may secretly be wishing they could be single again and be free from their problematic marriages.
DeleteWhy bring up your dress sense? It appears you are the one intimidating her with your style unbeknownst to you. She secretly wishes she could wear some of your outfits and look as snatched as you do. Lol! Perhaps she sees you as a threat and may have even seen her hubby checking you out. Darling, most insecure women forget it takes two to tango, they assume just because they husbands like a particular lady, the lady wants their men too. She may be seeing your harmless greetings as you giving her man the "green light".
Honey, live your life as best you can and don't let a group of unfriendly women make you feel less of a woman because you aren't married. You don't know God's plan for you, don't take a short cut because you are tired of being ridiculed by people whose opinions shouldn't count. It's only an ignorant person who would judge another based on marital status. Don't feel bad, my love, instead be grateful for life and all the benefits of being alive. You are Queen, married or single, old, middle aged or young. Hold your head up high in that compound of yours and act like the Queen you are. One of my favourite quotes from GAME OF THRONES is "a lion does not concern himself with the opinion of a sheep."- Tywin Lannister.
e-hugs and kisses.
I really wish my spirit can split into two so I will give you one, I would make them so frustrated they would have no other choice than to behave or move out. what rubbish!! Who wants their halfassed husbands anyway? They know you’re gentle that’s why. Cowards like that won’t come for a woman who has shown them she can be crazy sometimes. Please stop greeting their husbands they’re all mad
DeleteThis is not RHI people, stop decoding & bring ur own fresh gists for us to enjoy bikonu, if U have got any though... No fabu tales oo! Eh hen...
ReplyDeleteMy life is very interesting oo! Only that y'all won't be interested to read because i'm not a celeb... But I can assure U that we, the non celebs live far more interesting lives sha...
DeleteTrue @16:11. Places I have entered, people only dream about. People I have met others only watch them on the news. Na only money I never get. 😂😂😂
DeleteBabies and more babies...
ReplyDeleteCongrats to the new parents.
I think the commedian is I go die.. congratulations ubi
ReplyDeleteI can only decode I go die here
ReplyDeleteSo I think the nurse turned pilot turned entrepreneur is pregnant with her second child but keeps hiding it with her bags, I don't think she should though cos she's atleast married now
ReplyDeletePowede? That girl tries too hard
DeleteLaura the noise maker on insta is pregs take this info to the bank.
ReplyDeleteWho is the father of the belle?
DeleteDelta State Government is the official and only sponsor of Regina Daniels Children's day party at the Governor's town.
ReplyDeleteThis politicians has finished this country.
Small girl living lavishly on money that is suppose to be used to empower the poor
Stella Nwanyioma ur writing skills are top notch. C ur intro mehn u na ezigbote legend!!!! Check out as u take end ur gist, chai stella u na true Comedienne.
ReplyDeleteIf Stella get her own TV show like Wendy Williams olorun wahala go dey for dis obodo NIGERIA. U go wound person oooooooo.