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Thursday, April 18, 2019

Labour Room Drama 257

LMAO.....When you borrow tips from the labour room drama series and your tips no gree work!!!






Hello Stella and fellow bvs,



I decided to send my LRD,I got married December, and by January, hubby was asking me how far,always aware of my monthly flow until April when I missed my period, he bought PT for me and I checked, I was pregnant, he was happy.


My pregnancy was stress free,no vomiting,no morning sickness,I ate any kind of food I wanted.

Fast forward to the d-day,I saw the show on Friday morning,told hubby and he said we should start going,haaa,I said with what I read in SDK,I will not rush oh,he left for work and I went to work too, I was teaching in private school and we were computing result at that time,so I got to school, finished computing result and most of the teachers left me in school but I had to finish computing my result because I knew I might be in school on Monday.


I went home,when hubby came he said we should go to the hospital because he's not comfortable with me seeing my show and am still at home, so we went with my bag to the hospital (government hospital).


We went straight to labour room,and I told the nurse that I saw my show and am in labour,the next thing she said is "and so? Is it my show you will see before" abeg go home and come back when your water break,if labour start,you will not have mouth to say it....haaa, we left in annoyance but I was cool. 


Around 2am contraction started,hubby noticed and asked us to go back, I told him,if the nurse rejects me again nko,he said she dear not try it.so we left and when I got there the second time I met another nurse plus the first one,I met earlier,so she checked me and said i am 4cm gone that why didn't I come since,I now explained to her what the other nurse said, she just started shouting that that's how we patients lie on nurses that how will a nurse say go home and allow your water break before you come to the hospital, that I want to put them in trouble,immediately, the nurse stood up and confirmed my story,they were both ashamed and apologised.


That was how they ask me to lie on the bed and tie wrapper, but i just tied the wrapper on my waist and wore singlet, then the nurse said ''madam remove everything'',i said no,what i hate most is tying wrapper on my chest, she said no worry you will beg us to remove it soon...

 contraction was coming and going till 8am,nurses exchange duties and they decided to give me drip, that was when the real pain started,I screamed,shouted insulted everyone of being wicked,later they broke my water and it became worse that I had to beg the doctor for CS...

He said ''madam don't teach us our job'',na so the pain continue,I now remember where I read in LRD that when you say you want to poo,they rush and help you with your delivering, so I shouted I want to poo oo,the nurse from far said,poo if you want to poo,we go pack am,in my mind,I said that one no work,meanwhile hubby has called my sister telling her am in labour, she had to rush down to start praying with mother in law,so doctor came at about 3pm and checked me and said am ready to have my baby,all this while my singlet was still on just had to raise up a little.


So they gave me all the instruction about when to push but nothing,I now begged for water to drink because I had no strength to push, the doctor said no water madam,push your baby,the nurse now pleaded for me to give me Little water,so he give me little water to drink and pour some on my body(I wonder why he did that)


Not too long I was giving a cut and my baby boy came out and all my pain went away,showed me my baby and asedk me to confirm the s#x before they took him away. I was stitched and hubby came to give me a hug and said that's my boy,time for me to go to the ward,I wanted to walk but the nurse said madam abeg sit on the wheelchair,Oga must not see you standing.na so hubby wheeled me to labour ward,I wore my singlet to labour ward,I was happy I didn't expose my breast to that doctor.lolz

Was discharged after 2 days and I and hubby resumed our love making 6wks after. I wonder why some women stay 3 months..my son is two years plus now. Bvs pardon my errors,no time to proof read.




*6weeks and you think you are Super woman?Some women resume same day or next day..If you have CS,you need time to heal,that kind of pain no be here.....so abeg easy with the asking..lol

58 comments:

  1. Wow. 6 weeks? You are strong o.

    Should I go and ask my SIL when she resumed gbenshing.

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    1. Beloved go and ask her. Lol.
      Congratulations poster.

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    2. I resumed love making 2 weeks after V delivery. Body differs...I didn't have tear though

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    3. Please 6weeks is medically advised to limit infections and so your cervix closes properly I think

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  2. I did cs i resumed early oooo..lol like 3weeks..sha took it slow ni

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    1. Ha pls give me tips, I beg. I just had a baby through CS. But I closed up shop since my pregnancy was confirmed. No sex at all. Didn't want to risk it because we did IVF. And it was the 3rd attempt that was successful, so I didn't want to risk it at all. Now thank God, the baby is here. But I want to go for my 6 weeks check up first. My hubby had been very understanding and supportive so far. So I don't want to delay in resuming but the pain no be here. I fear I will need more than 3 months.

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    2. Mine is 7months now o.. Fear no let me try self.. I had cut and another wound emerged from no where..
      Hubby has been so understanding

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    3. Did cs resumed 2months,I took long to heal

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    4. These understanding husbands are gbenshing anyhow outside.

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  3. Poster na you biko....congratulations
    So you didn't remove your singlet πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    That's how my Friend was doing shakara with correct face beat. When labour started proper,she removed the sexy gown herself, she said I should please wipe her face. She wanted to use beating to finish her hubby.πŸ˜‚

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  4. Funny woman..God bless your baby.

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  5. You are happy he didn't see your breast? Lol, but he saw the main the main most hidden treasure.. Hahahahaha.. Congrats madam.

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    1. Lol @ the main the main.
      Congratulations madam

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    2. That side na normal tin for doctor nah.....

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  6. Nice to read that you weren't treated badly at a general hospital.

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    1. Help me ask stella ooo,next day wetin?

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  8. You try o; six weeks I was still experiencing womb movement pain and nipples pain.

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  9. Congratulations

    You resumed early sha

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  10. Hmmmm.very scary...treatment in that room is not funny

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  11. WOW so funny. Congratulations. Nurses and their bad mouth is like 5&6

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    1. Thanks, i'm telling you, only God knows if they will make heaven

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  12. So una no fit stay without sex.

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  13. Congrats and thank God for safe delivery. But your husband sha! Got married in december and by January he's asking how far. Hmm..Thank God there was no delay with you getting pregnant.

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  14. Did cs for the first baby n resumed by 4 weeks so don't feel like superwoman, every woman's body and pregnancy is different. Waited for about 2months the second time n d cs was the less painful one.

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  15. I resumed after 3weeks, hubby didn’t let me rest at all, he was just complaining up and down with erection every now and then....2weeks before birth we didn’t gbensh because I was seriously sick.

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    1. lolzzzz don't blame hubby abeg it's because the exercise don accumulate

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  16. Congratulations, so you refused to remove your singlet. πŸ˜‚

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    1. I still wonder how comfortable I was with singlet and labour pain

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  17. Congratulations ooo. U strong sha

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  18. Congratulations ooo U sha be strong woman

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  19. I can't even remember when we started the do again, it must've passed 3 months or 4...the CS wound no be for here oo, pains abeg...abeg...take your 6weeks do award for yaself.

    I no understand this one you married December and January your hubby was asking how far? How far what?...

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    1. Lol, you are wickedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒ

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  20. me that started after two weeks nko, infact I wanted to start after naming but hubby was scared

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    1. Kikikikikiki

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    2. Enter your reply...hahahahaha madam your blood dey hot ooo

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    3. Every thing na competition. 6 weeks is what doctors say

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  21. Awwnnnn well done. but are you supposed to be naked in order to birth? let me be learning before my I reach that stage of life

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  22. Congrats.bt doc saw d main d main😁

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  23. congrats madam this time around I go wear bra and singlet I won't allow those doctors to see my nipples the second time biko lolzzzz

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  24. All those of you resuming gbenshing in less than 6weeks,una wedone oo. Asides body is different, the womb, uterus need to conatrac back to it's position, even your internal organs were pushed aside during pregnancy, everything has to go back to it's normal position..esp the uterus/cervix that was widened way more than normal so you can birth your baby, takes time to adjust which is basically 6weeks, but no, una wan resume ASAP, which makes most of people having vaginal prolapse, infection, widened vaginal wall that wont grip your husband's penis as it should, of course it doesn't happen to everybody,just like people living the same lifestyle,some get cancer and some dont, but it's better safe than sorry. Pls about to be mom's wait for 6weeks, explain to your husbands. I wish you safe delivery. Nice one poster I enjoyed the story,you write well.

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  25. Then most of you will be disturbing people on fbk groups, "I want to tighten my vagina,my husband is complaining please help". When you will not wait 6weeks and above before you do.God doesn't make mistakes and he knows after delivery we would still have sex with our husbands and they must enjoy us as before.So your vagina can't just slack like that.Something that is going through contraction process trying to shrink be receiving penis,haba! Let's take care of our bodies please. By the way I have 3kids all vaginal deliveries yet my husband uses my jelly or I have to be extremely wet before he can penetrate of not bruises.

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  26. I remember running naked round my brother in law's hospital lmao. labour pain shaa

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