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Sunday, May 26, 2019

Boredom Eliminating Post



Ashalabunte..................

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  1. Meat pie cos I loved it.also ha d swollen legx

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  2. Lorna terry 😁😁😁

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  3. Ojo da gangster

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  4. Mine was chocobabe only Black in My class

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  5. Sisi ÈkΓ³ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    And....... One more that I can't mention here, lol.

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  6. Temitop in d funky motion

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  7. Tipsy. Hehehhehehehehe. That time I no even know the meaning.

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  8. Wetin be Ashalabunte make we dey include the explanation; nkowa eh?

    E heee, my own na Enenebe -because of my smooth nyansh...
    Enenebe = Keep watching 😊😊😊😊
    The full thing be "enenebe ejeghi olu" - (if you) keep watching, you won't go to work.
    Whosai,
    Wetin Naija girls dey call me that time, na "ajuju" -no be say I dey ask
    ajuju n' ese okwu o
    Why now them call me ajuju= question?
    Na because, ... 🀐🀐🀐🀐
    I go yarn una another time

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    1. Oh my God..... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ You too much

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    2. hahahahahahaha

      Chai!!!

      maka Chi onweghi ife eji gi eme... Lmao

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    3. send the picture of your smooth nyash or I will not believe it is smooth.

      BTW, how do they know your nyash is smooth?
      do you walk about naked or pull down your skirt and peteli to collect quickie prick?
      Ajuju n'ese okwu..

      I go open your Pharisee's nyash today, Nwunye Herod

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    4. @Chike
      You don dey enter my 18 yard box?
      Mmmmhhhh, I go tackle you. Why I been dey
      avoid you since na because them beg me say una wey be Naija men no plenty for sdk blog
      They don call me Chike Teflon before obu asi?
      Anyway, my big smooth nyansh no concern you at all. Na my DH get that
      department hoo haa. Just carry ya wandering eyes go pursue Naija girls wey no dey
      wear pants inugo?
      You need to chegharia of this ya wandering lustful anya n' aga wara wara.
      πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ before lion go devour you🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁

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    5. No mind am, I wonder how many men don open see her smooth nyash. You know say the people wey dey form advise wella, na dem dey do pass. She go come here now claim say na DH give am that name. Ashawo kobo kobo! Carry fork dey share around.

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    6. 'Ajuju nese okwu' is now ur nickname on this blog oo...lol
      Any time I remember that phrase, I burst into laughter.

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    7. I swear to God, this is the only time of day I smile from the heart. I think i'm very depressed, yet I look forward to ANG with the smooth nyansh's comments on BEP post every damn day! ANG I truly want to meet you, for you re one of the reasons i'm still holding unto life. It's just amazing how strangers touch your life in a beautiful way. I love you ANG, please let us know your real name.

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    8. Oya herodian, you have questions to answer here.

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    9. @Anonymous 20:08
      Eeeeyyyaaaaaaaaa! Make I yarn you eh, If I tell you my story,
      you go know say, that depression go fill up to mountain soon.
      Hold on. E go be testimony one day. Trust Baba God and nothing else
      Im talk say laughter na good medicine. Read the Bible (Jesus Teaching for
      New Testament especially) You go heal well inugo?
      πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉπŸŒΉ❤❤❤❤❤❤πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
      @Yori
      Na only you go send your "gnash"[sic.] inugo?
      @Ikuku Cyclone
      I no get ajuju to answer ma ncha. All I sabi be say my flesh and face dey
      smooth. Baba God give me smooth nyansh (for my DH), so
      smooth flesh = smooth nyansh. No be the kin smoothness of Naija girls
      wey dey carry jik baff o, carry emulsion paint cover the granite o, ihotago?
      Ajuju ajuo
      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    10. See ANG feeling like a bully now. You go tackle chike? In this world or another one? You think you are his match? Chike go smash you for this blog, carry you do child play here. Na only DH you fit dey oppress for house, no dey show yourself everywhere, inugo?

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    11. @23:32
      I no be bully, and I never bully anyone.
      Bullies don't make people laugh; do they?
      Ajuju ka m juru gi.
      At least there is one person up there to bear witness.
      My own "tackling' na to cause laughter under persin comments.😊😊
      I no dey fear una bullying, which una don do taya for this blog.
      You don agree say I get DH,
      Whosai, so I no be the "man" wey una brand me before? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      My DH don complain to you say I "oppress" am? You see as ya lies
      dey fry akara?
      If Ezenwanyi could not "smash me", nobody is able to. That one's
      nuisance big pass all of una bullies for here combined.
      Make you take time to dey ghost under my comments.
      Echigo m gi warning. Ngwa runs along...
      πŸ•πŸ¦‰πŸ•πŸ¦‰πŸ•πŸ¦‰πŸ•πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦πŸ¦

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    12. You sure say no be mama water be this ,or pepper one oku, oh the good old days .How I miss Ezewanyi.The king woman.

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  9. Different schools; Snowwhite. 2. Alika 3. Gang of noisy 7. Yea I was hell on my fellow students and I had a gang of girls. If u no free open book for me during exam. U r dead after school, if u speak plenty English hmmmm wahala. Became DSP in a village school, terror. Cos I was a proper OLODO ! But just one drama performance, the principal of d school fell in love with me and helped me discover my intellectual abilities with extra moral classes. As I left I dropped book and went back to troubleshooting . Oh year one in unilag. Omo yiyiyi can’t spell that 🀣

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  10. Floxy...my room mate was concerned I had no English name and she gave me that... ppl started calling me Floxy.

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  11. The solar system

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  12. Margaret Thatcher, lol.

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  13. Doro boss😍😍😍

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  14. enu kettle(kettle·s mouth)

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  15. Mine was SimbiπŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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  16. Eka Eba Aka big Breast... When I became a senior student they changed it to "stormy weather" cos I was terror mehn, junior students hear am for my handπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, with my big bress I had a walking step that most of my mates started copying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Big breasts
      Big fork
      Okwa ya?😊😊😊😊
      Strategic marketer

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    2. Kelvin come and carry your legal right ...

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    3. Real marketing, haha

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    4. Ahaaa
      This Chic ike don dey wagharia everywhere because of
      nyansh and breast. Na so fly dey take follow corpse
      enter grave o. 😯😯😯😯😯
      Ikpomekwe!

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    5. Hehehehehe @Strategic marketer

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    6. As in ehn! I just *smacklips*! Chike epp me beg am 😒😚

      Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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    7. @Kevin
      Na so Chic ike dey deceive you dey go broad way wey dey waka go oku mmuo.
      Make you dey follow anything wey get big boobies.
      Na so Satan go set trap for you one day. If kidnappers put pillow for breast
      na so you go waka enter grave.
      Mmmmhhhhh, na only you go waka go 🦁🦁🦁🦁

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  17. DeeDee(Dexter's lab).
    ***nique.
    Big boy.
    Agbani.

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  18. Secondary School: Dr. mental, then later Fabolous

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

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  19. Pry school---- Efiko, headgirl
    Secondary school----- Sexy, finest, figure 8
    University----- Tatah, Smallie

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  20. Oh my days.mine was "baby Paris" I rocked it meeehhn.good old days

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  21. I was given Atawewe by the principal of my secondary school, I was very tough and was the Labour prefect in W.C. Yb.
    Columbus alias jegedo in my junior school Ojghs yb, that was a character I acted and the name stuck. Lol....

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  22. Spanish Eyes. Many of my classmates didn't look at me straight in the eyes while talking to Me, cus of my gray eyes. And I'm also very beautiful.

    Well, I didn't create myself. πŸ‘ΈπŸ‘Έ.

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    1. Ndi Naija strategic Pharisee marketers Association
      Ndewoo nu ooo
      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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  23. No nickname just my real name

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  24. My own was I like nnam. The teacher asked me to make a sentence with my father in English language. Then I cannot make a complete sentence in English without adding Igbo in it. The mistake I made was fighting anybody that called me that name. I wish I knew better. Even now people that know me still call me, I like or I like nnam.

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      You bi real case ooh @Blessed Princess

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  25. Omo malla(aboki) in pry schl cos i speak hausa fluently.

    Orobo( chubby)

    Idi Araba in Uni( Big butty)

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  26. mine was shuga cane! I Bn dey date my female lecturer for year two! someone snoop my phone and saw our conv...& her nude video on my phone back then. I later whip them off, we even bang for office severally they form school mother as she dey call me son

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    1. @19:12
      Eziokwu?
      You carry "whip" [sic.] of ya mgburu whip am well?
      Na so una dey carry una hands WIPE off una life fiaaaaaaaaaam!
      😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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  27. Milk industry

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  28. Elete pomo..I have big lips but now people who don't knw me thinks I did surgery

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  29. BO. ..body odour,I smelt very bad because we sell fish,stockfish,crayfish and our shop was our home too,everthing smells fish..I don't know they were calling me bo, it was one senior that told me.

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  30. Eji. ..I was gap toothed then but now I have sealed it tru braces.

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  31. A.I.t,I always give latest gist..aka amebo.

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  32. Begibegi...I can beg for Africa.it was just my habit.

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  33. Londoner, my phonetic then ,lol...meanwhile I was from ogida quaters5

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  34. Obobo,I will pass for a mixed race,ishan babeπŸ‘±

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  35. Ameoba,I was so shapeless,big arms,big head,very tiny legs with big yam,flat yansh big breast,big tummy and ugly face.thank God for surgeries

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  36. Closeup.. I had a deep red stain my white uniform and was teased that toothpaste was the cause of the stain.

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  37. TOMAPEP twas inside my school bag, I dunno how it came about, I came late n in my rush to join assembly, my bag fell n d contents spilled out..na so the tin tomato fall out...NNSS..😁

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    1. @Blackey Pharisee
      No be today ya mischief start
      You steal ya mama tomato/pepper wey you go lick for school
      Okwa ya?
      Come dey yarn akamu say you no sabi how e waka enter school bag?
      Ajuju n' ese okwu?
      πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹

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  38. choii!!!!!!stella,u just reminded me of my naive days. i was called big head by my secondary school mates because my head didn't fit my body although its big....the very day that broke my πŸ’” was when our computer teacher came into the class and asked if have seen a CPU..2 of my colleagues hands up!!!!and the motherf**ker said yes pointing my head!!πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ i cried all the way home. i stood by the mirror checking the front n side view of my head to know how big it was!😩😩😩. to cut it short i was called eze echo,edward, canopy

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜

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    2. Lmao... Awww!

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  39. Thinking....



    Still thinking....








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    Still thinking........

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  40. Mine's chicken little. lol πŸ˜‚

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  41. Nollywood actress, Oge Okoye was Captain Custard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  42. Mine was “Finest”

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  43. Mine was galago-galago teeth,it was funny then,my teacher gave me that name.He was us teaching us o so he cracked a joke that was funny and we all laughed and he saw my teeth and he was like how you have gap-tooth all over..he drew my teeth on the wall and everybody laughed again and the next thing he said beautiful set of teeth my head come big.Now that I remember it just made me smile again.

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  44. chic
    Bv Sidechick

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  45. Omoge Shina. Cos I knew all Shina Peters' songs. One day, I took a piece of paper and wrote one of his songs (experience) including the beats. Boys and girls oya o, Je a lo s'agbo Shina o..Sugar mummy sugar daddy oya o, je a lo s'agbo Shina o, ijo olomoge fikebe jo to'n faya jo............... It got into the hands of a senior. She called everybody in the hostel and sang it out to them and everybody had a good laugh. She then gave me the nickname Omoge Shina. The name stuck. My dad came visiting with his friend one day and someone said that's Omoge Shina's dad. It was so funny to him. But he thought they called me that because my elder brother was Shina.

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  46. satellite dish,because if you want to know the latest gist in school then ask me, I'm always with the current gist, I practically knows what's going on with almost every one,because I talk a lot then, and can make friends even with the devil just to hear gist.. And lime seed because I didn't have any breast through out my secondary school.. Then in uni I was named Jaga-jaga because I was a tomboy..

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  47. SLIM and up till now people call me Slim.Some friends dont even know my real name

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  48. My was chioma white

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  49. My was tata ohia

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  50. Technical sch was miss Gote
    Uni is drisket
    Aviation is koduna because I was asked to read flight brief nd mistakenly said Koduna

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  51. if i talk my own all d shaggy babes here go decode me.hahahhaha

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