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Saturday, July 13, 2019

Saturday Spontaneous Post....

#saturday #unofficialish #theyactuallydothis #miracleworker #promisekeeper Γ€Godisawesome....










Una good mornin oh.....

I am kaput from last nights waka waka things.........

The Bambinos have closed for the Summer holidays and their excitement was so infectious and since yesterday they have been on my neck to get them thier report card present.............Here it is called 'Zeugnis geschenk''..I am sure those who live in Deutschland know what i mean.

I have finally understood the Bambino,bimbini ish but let me just stick to the Bambinos i am used to saying,OK?LOL


Kisses to you all

101 comments:

  1. Good morning beeveeleonsπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—
    How una dey?

    Na so I waka go presidency birthday party yesterday night..πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
    Went with my friend's sister.

    Na so I reach house from work oo, so tired from my market waka from kano, got home and was told party dey ooo.. Party ke?πŸ™„πŸ™„ who dey do party ooo, dem say na presidency..πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

    Reluctantly, I enter cloth oo, siddon for car, carry ourselves go maitama (Mississippi).

    Bush man like me, I just open teeth enter gate, those police people for gate no even bother search us..😏😏😏 who you be? Shey you no no know me nii.. "Mogbo Moya crew" 😝😝

    We entered ooo, go siddon for back back, 15 minute.I looked aroundπŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘. "WHERE IS FOOD OO" I can't come here, and be looking oo, I wan chop.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

    Na so dem bring poundo yam ooo, them come put fork n knife beside am😁😁 I just look up, "me" fork n knife, wooooh I used second option to eat oo😝😝 what rubbish

    After eating, I look up, Shey wine no dey nii, abi na eyes una wan use serve nii, after "eyes whistling a around" na so dem bring one "hot" wine, finished it before 2minites.. E don dey wey we drink wine 😁😁😁

    After that, samosa spring roll, I chop the puff puff, na so I dey keep the meat for the last "as per local" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, the lady came and started packing plates, aaaah kilode, mi o tii paari chicken.. I use style GIve them, make e no be only me 😏😏😏

    Saw beautiful ladies, big mommasπŸ’•πŸ’• looking penging.. Just respeked myself jere....
    Nice meeting those who sat with me.
    Got home late and tipsy.😁😁

    Waiting for another opportunity Jere, maybe na when buhari wan do graduation.😁😁

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    1. πŸ˜€ Igbadun daa mennnn

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    2. KikikikikikiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Ola enjoyment minister,thanks for making me open my teeth.

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    3. Olori my gal, l love you like a Sister but why was your teeth closed?

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    4. Oh chimooo
      To even type a gist coherently, na wahala for you Ola. Mstheeeew

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    5. Saving the meat for last πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚all work and no play, play on jare

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  2. Stay strong, it won't be long. You'll sing a new song...

    Happy beautiful Saturday lovelies 😘 😘

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    1. Good morning bvs, please, can anyone recommend a very good fashion school that teaches well and pocket friendly around Surulere?

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  3. The sun rises on a spot but it's ray travels round the world, so shall your glory be spread beyond what you ever thought or imagined. No matter how powerful anyone is, no power on Earth shall hinder your glory from shining, and the plan of God for your life shall manifest in Jesus name. Amen . Wish you and all yours a great weekend. Good morning.

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  4. Good morning everyone, have a beautiful weekend.

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  5. Bambinos sound 'sweeter'.😜
    Good morning my neighbours.

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  6. A beautiful Saturday morning to you all...

    Off to start my day.. It is a beautiful one

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  7. Good morning and a beautiful Saturday to us all.
    To God be the glory forevermore.

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    1. I need to stop hairs growing on my chin. Is there any hormonal drug that will stop this?

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    2. I don't think there's anything to stop it. Dont just use shaving stick on it...it will make them grow bigger.I use a small pair of scissors for my own.

      Also check if you have PCOS that's one of the things it comes with.

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    3. Thanks En graced

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    4. @anon 8.25 u could go and vax it so it doesnt grow fast or if u can afford it,laser treatment also stops hair growth..

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    5. If u can't afford a laser treatment, u can pluck each strand out with a tweezer, pls don't make d mistake of shaving it.

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  8. Psalm 138:3
    "When I called, you answered me; you made me bold and stouthearted.
    Good morning ooo,am so happy dis morning and I can't say why!!!

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  9. Stell mama it's fresh groundnut season here do you guys get buy at your end?..sometimes i wonder if i stay abroad how i will do without all the diff kind of soups..ogiri nko, okpehi nko..ah you guys are trying

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    1. Don’t worry. We gat all that here. That ogiri is sold in African stores. Just gave mine out.

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  10. Good morning everyone here......

    Up and grateful to God for life...

    The weather here is not friendly for single ladies Oh Lord answer our prayers...

    Preparing for a friends white wedding πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ
    Party rice on my mind.. .

    God's blessings all the way.



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    1. Did we ask you to pray for us? Pray for yourself cause you don't know if the next person wants what you want

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    1. Where have you been

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    2. I have been around Anon 8:55. Thank you so much.

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  12. Morning bvs, please who knows the meaning of coughing in the dream? I've been coughing in real life but not serious. The one in the dream was much.

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    1. Nothing to worry..

      When next you are sleeping, carry along Cough Syrup and inhaler..πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

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    2. Everything for dream una need interpretation, na wa o...
      Abeg na only fart/mess for dream i know the meaning.

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  13. Good morning everyone. Stella bambinos sounds better.

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  14. Good morning good people.

    Happy weekend to y'all.

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  15. My boyfriend has refused me coming over to his place.He said since we are not sexually involve is better he comes check up on me which he has been doing and we have been meeting out for dates and he drops me at home. I feel somehow,how can I not drop by my bf house?it is becoming annoying!what do you think?

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    1. I agree with him.
      You want to go and tempt him for nothing abi.
      You both should date deeper life style.

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    2. Wait! Is there a specific place to gbensh (besides bushes and trees)?
      Shey you will not go and write the entrance exam for the next singles and mingles 2018/2019 session seeing that your admission in your current 'institution' seems invalid. Abi na supplementary chick sorry list your name dey?

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    3. He also feels somehow having you around and not being all romantic, are u his sister? You think its easy for a man that has been sexually active to suddenly go celibate?

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    4. He is not celibate. He has a side piece that visits him and have sex with him. Is it in his house alone that sex can happen? his excuse is invalid, he should stop coming to your house as well cos sex can happen there too. You better start snooping before you will see his wedding invitation card.

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    5. He is either married or he has a side chick living with him.

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    6. That boyfriend of yours isnt truthful. If he can come to your house and nothing happened then why can't same happen at his? I have been in a no sex relationship and I did visit the guy at his place, are you sure he isnt married or have a live-in lover?

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  16. Cool busy Saturday morning, good morning my blog familyπŸ’‹πŸ’‹

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  17. goodmorning beautiful people! plz would like to inquire about cleaning services here in Calabar, or how to get reliable and efficient housekeepers.fun weekend y'all!!

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    1. Good morning bvs!pls any bv in need of a person who can clean your house two or three times a week I am available I need a job.

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    2. @anon 10:51,whats your location

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  18. Good morning beeveess
    How do u guyz successfully insert smileys in ur text? Mine never shows

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    1. Hello Rainbow,You see that button on your keyboard which you use to start a new paragraph when typing?
      The one downwards by the right? Which looks like "An Arrow pointing towards your left hand";That is it..

      Now "press and hold down" that button for three seconds when typing your comment;and all your emoji would pop up ASAP..

      Hope this helps..

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    2. Thanks Martins Aboy for the Reply. I have been having same issue.

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    3. Tnks Martins��...i tried it now, i hope i got it

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    4. 😘😘😘

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    5. Oopps! Stil not getting it

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    6. Rfdbhh

      ⌚πŸ’„πŸ”°πŸŽ©πŸŽ“

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    7. πŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘ŒπŸΎπŸ‘ŒπŸΎ

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  19. My aunt who's visiting just ruined my morning sleep by waking me up to the sight of Blacky humping Enny his brother with blood dripping down Enny's behind from my window. An homosexual rabbit? Dear lord. His brother too? really need to summarise this sleep so i could deal with the resulting drama et peppersoup.

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    1. ?????
      Is that what you saw in your dream? rabbits with penis?

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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  20. I hate it that I can’t start an exercise regime and stick to it. I start, lose weight and then fall back to my old ways. It’s not even weight loss par say but making it a lifestyle. I just don’t know what to do. I admire people who have this going for them a lot.
    Good morning all. Can’t wait to have my niece and little cousins over for the holidays. God give me money to spoil them oo...

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    1. I need to loose tummy ,
      I like my new body without the tummy though , unfortunately Dr says I can only use the treadmill in order to avoid putting pressure on my cardio

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  21. Hmm good morning my people. Something strange happened oo. I traveled for a colleague's wedding, im part of her train and we had a bridal shower for her till 12am this morning. She asked is to make a particular style of ghana weaving for the bridal hair and we are all 6 in number.
    we slept like past 1 or so but as at early this morning when we woke up one of us her hair was loosened already.Infact she was still asleep wen the other lady woke her up only to see that her very fine hair has been loosened.How? When? No one knows. Her hair is actually the finest cos she came from abj and the person dat made it did it tiny and it was sooo beautiful that we all were even admiring the hair oo. The babe has cried her eyes out that how can someone loosen her hair without her noticing plus who could have btw past 1am and 5.45am????
    The bride has sha called her sister to bring a wig for her so she can use but mehnn im stil shocked. The babe is not happy she says she might not end up being in d train for today cos she"s going to be looking odd.
    My brethren and sisthren things are happening ooo...I say mk I jist una. Make I go baff.
    Stells good morning

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    1. Hia! That's strange. She could have been sedated or something that she didn't notice something was happening to her.

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    2. Serious prayers are in order.

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    3. Jeeeeeezzzzz....how bizarre is that??!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

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    4. Don't they have like a camera in that hotel room. It may be impossible, but dare to ask. And it seems she understands what happened to her, cos she should have been more freaked out than that. Guess she just doesn't wanna act like she knows....

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  22. Happy weekend yard people. Thank God for life and good health

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  23. Oh my God, i am finished. The woman beside me inside this bus just said she use to vomit when she is traveling. She is asking me if i have nylon to use.

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    1. Be glad she told you, now u are at alert.

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    2. Oh stop being an ass. If you have give to her or say you don't politely. Its called motion sickness. Used to travel with ziploc bags till i got over it

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    3. It's "Motion sickness" and I do have it reason i don't travel frequently..

      If you are by the window,please kindly allow her use that position;the air coming in from that angle would calm her down a bit..also advice her not to use her phone cos it triggers it(especially if the road isn't good)..

      If there is a way you can buy anything that contains "Mint",you can get it for her to chew..it helps very well..

      Safe journey and don't worry much.

      @MARTINS ABOY

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    4. Happens to me too. Motion sickness. Help her if you can.

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    5. Motion sickness issa butch!😣
      I had this issue while growing up; it was a given that I have to throw up whenever my family and I are on a road trip especially going to the east for Christmas so we were always prepared. I had all kinds of containers to help with the mess.Drivers were usually informed of my condition before the trip starts.
      Mine was so severe that I felt I was gonna die! Most times, the drivers would stop the vehicle so I could rest.
      I still get occasional motion sickness now but it's not as severe. Now my kids have it😣😒

      But I think it's really irresponsible of your seat mate to embark on a journey without making adequate preparations for her condition.

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    6. Oh! motion sickness is the name?
      My kids do vomit when we sit in a bus for too long even within this Lagos. One day we were going to Iyana Iba and there was serious traffic. My kids vomited all over the place in the vehicle.

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    7. Look for bitter kola and give her asap

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  24. Hnnmmm, Stella I love the first sentence of your quote up there. That "Remember there are no mistakes, only lessons" speaks directly to me.
    Good morning to everyone this beautiful day.

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  25. OfficialMerchant, I just came from the Friday night post. I am fine thank you. I just have a lot on my plate recently but I try to catch up when I can. Thank you for checking.

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  26. I prefer Bambino to bimbini abi BambiniπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
    Good morning everyone

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  27. I am the last labor room drama poster(iya beji). I was overwhelmed by the out pour of love, love really lives on this blog, lol. Going to sleep, been awake since 2am, my daughter decided that the only way she will go to sleep is with my nipple in her mouth, suck,no, oya let me remove it so you can lie down, come see cry, lol,I had to stay awake. Thanks again you guys, may the good Lord meet you at the points of your needs.

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    1. Sore nipples loading, which will get really painful when your little one latches on to it.
      Find a way to gradually wean her off the "static"breast mode.
      Kisses to you both

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  28. "There are no mistakes only lessons" True words.. A pleasant weekend to us all.

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  29. Hi Yaba Left. I have Kswiss Garyvee 004 size 11.5 that's too big for me. I could sell them to you at a discounted price if you like them. Cheers.

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  30. I keep pushing you to the wall



    #GOAT™

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  31. mornong bvs... pls how do I take apple cider vinegar... I just bought it yesterday I'm too fat abeg?

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    1. Two table spoons in warm water on empty stomach. You have to reduce your carbs also.

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  32. Good morning all. Enjoy your weekend. Nothing special today at my side.

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  33. Is Moroccan soap good for a fair person,?

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  34. Good morning everyone. Enough gist dey,I dey come

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    1. Your neighbor T.V don spoil?

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    2. ShiningLongrich, them cut the neighbor light🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

      Blessed Princess,how are you doing???

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    3. Hahahahahahahahaha make una kuku kill me

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  35. Good morning everyone
    Stella, i follow you with the Bambinos, sounds better

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  36. Beautiful cold Saturday morning, may God direct all our part today enjoy your weekend.

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  37. God please have mercy on me,This is just too much for me , intervene in my matter let me join others and testify in Jesus name amen

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  38. HAPPY BIRTHDAY To ME
    Osalobua uwese

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  39. I am actually here to rant and to also give an advice to a Christan in this blog who think she can insult an entire religion because of one person.
    @Thatnigerdeltagirl " what do you Know apart from Islam teaches you to hate christians". I believe that Eessa was bold enough to call out those he was pissed off with. Why didn't you do the same and leave the entire Muslims alone, someone even schooled you @ deenity sealord " that girl Islam never taught any muslim to hate on a Christian..." But you still went ahead to make a fool of yourself thinking that SDK blog is only read by Christans. The bile in you will not make you to ask questions about Islam if you don't know anything about it, I am a Muslim and owe nobody any apology on what a few muslims choose to do with there lives. The number of muslims in Nigeria is about 49/50% of the entire populace, if every muslim believes in what those radicals believe, then I am very sure that there won't be any religion other than Islam. I am not here to advertise my religion but I can beat my chest and boldly tell you that the Quran and Hadith which the muslims hold dear to never tell us to hate or kill anyone that does not believe in our religion, if you find any please quote and I will give you a rejoinder to it. I hope that you watch your mouth when you spill cabbage about an entire religion you know nothing about. SDk please post.

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    1. Abeg shut up. Who is asking you to apologise for what other Muslims do? Stop taking things personal, people criticise xtians too but we don’t spill bile. Please take a chill pill. Besides, this is the internet not real life. If you can’t stand the heat, leave the kitchen... get off the internet!

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  40. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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  41. 😘😘😘😘😘

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  42. @dahila, the last time I checked I wasn't addressing you, so please learn to mind your business because the call out was not for you or Christians. Learn to read and digest before commenting, because your comment up there says a lot about you.

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