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Friday, October 04, 2019

Friday Laughs....

I cannot stop laughing..........






 . *Dear GHANAIANS...*


It's called *CHURCH* not *CHECH*
It's called *PASTOR* not *PASTA*
It's called *DOCTOR* not *DACTA.*



My *FELLOW NIGERIANS...*

It's called *BATH* not *BAFF*
It's called *NAIRA* not *NERA*



My *DEAREST YORUBAS...*


It's called *AIR* not *HAIR*
It's called *EIGHT* not *HATE*
It's called *ZERO* not *SIRO*
It's called *MTN* not *HENTIIHEN.* 🀣
It's called *UPSTAIRS* not *UPCHAIR*



My *HAUSA PEOPLE...*

It's called *FIFTY* not *PIPTY*
It's called *FIVE* not *PIPE*
It's called *COME* not *KWAM.* 🀣



My *IGBO PEOPLE...*


It's called *BROTHER* not *BLOODER*
It's called *BED SHEET* not *BAYSHEET*
It's called a *GUCCI BAG* not *EGUSI BAG.* 🀣



My *CALABAR PEOPLE...*


It's called don't *MENTION* not don't *MENYON*
It's called *DEPARTMENT* not *DEPAMEN*
It's called *JAMES* & *JOHN* not *YAMES* & *YUN*
It's called *GEN* not *YEN.* 🀣



My *EDO PEOPLE...*

It's called *WITCH* not *WINCH*
It's called *ARGUMENT* not *AJUMENT.* 🀣





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*Welcome to the age where the phone you use determines the respect you get*
*Samsung- biggest bros*
*iPhone- Chaiman* 🀟
*LG- boss*
*Huawei- senior man*
*Infinix- my guy*
*Tecno- guy!*
*The rest phones- hey*





So I am 'Senior woman' 'Boss',Chairman ' and 'Biggest bros' all rolled into one....hehehehheehheh

32 comments:

  1. I had an anambra friend during nysc year who had problem pronouncing my name.
    He would always refer to me as Rora, at some point I just gave up on correcting him and answered the name like that.
    Then my Kano friend😏 that one own weak me.

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    1. So I used to be biggest bros(bae),but am now guy😭😭

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ The Ghanaian PASTA got me.

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  3. But i heard Ghanas English is more correct
    Meanwhile i am bigger bros *babes* and chairlady, funny how i love my Samsung more 😍

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    1. Me too. I thought my iPhone was bae until I started using galaxy S9+. Samsung better than overhyped iPhone jor.

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    2. I'm biggest boss phone and Tab.

      The most Complex

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    3. Samsung is a sweet phone to use.
      I have used Iphones in tbe past, Samsung is easy to use and very user friendly.
      I have 3 Samsung phones at the moment... loving it!

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  4. Make I use my "hey" phone comment.

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  5. Hahahahahahahahaha I Still call it baff, who bath help?

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  6. lillysimple same thing I heard dat Ghanaian speak Queen's English so am surprised bt anyway all d memes are funny

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  7. My fellow people from Edo state

    Umbrella.....Not umblerra
    Close the door...not bark the door

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    1. lol....this one na confirm

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    2. You do well.
      Ehen, my Edo neighbours, it's:

      Oil, not ojel
      Lipton, not liftin
      Egg, not hegg
      Gear(box), not jar(box)
      House, not ass
      Madam, not Madan.

      Na here I remember reach.
      Una doh oh.

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  8. So I be bigger babes 😁

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  9. Edo people, Struggle not strungle

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    1. My fellow edo people,its called angle not ango

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    2. Lol... it's bring it out not brii am come outside.
      Three not tiri

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  10. Team 'hey' pls raise ur hands let's know ourselves.

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  11. My dear Urhobo siblings it is......
    Bread not Blead
    Wrapper not Lapper
    House not Hanse
    Hause not Hawunsa
    How far not Harfa
    Leave not Neave
    Beef not Narma
    Cutlass not cuttigrass 😎

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  12. i have my guy and hey, Early this year i was a charlady but lost it first week of march.

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  13. Well, I believe some so called "pastors" should be called Pasta

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    1. Yes oh
      More like pastarasta sef.

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  14. So I be senior woman be that

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  15. Team hey, hey, hey, come out hia.

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  16. Yesssssss I'm biggest sis and chairlady lolπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜…

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  17. Chaiiii let this contract click abeg let me upgrade bae to biggest baeeee
    You don try for me from all angles

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  18. Mama Chika please it's Zara baby and not Zala baibe

    And I have hey

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