Friday Laughs....

I cannot stop laughing..........

 . *Dear GHANAIANS...*

It's called *CHURCH* not *CHECH*
It's called *PASTOR* not *PASTA*
It's called *DOCTOR* not *DACTA.*



My *FELLOW NIGERIANS...*

It's called *BATH* not *BAFF*
It's called *NAIRA* not *NERA*



My *DEAREST YORUBAS...*

It's called *AIR* not *HAIR*
It's called *EIGHT* not *HATE*
It's called *ZERO* not *SIRO*
It's called *MTN* not *HENTIIHEN.* 🤣
It's called *UPSTAIRS* not *UPCHAIR*

My *HAUSA PEOPLE...*

It's called *FIFTY* not *PIPTY*
It's called *FIVE* not *PIPE*

It's called *COME* not *KWAM.* 🤣



My *IGBO PEOPLE...*

It's called *BROTHER* not *BLOODER*
It's called *BED SHEET* not *BAYSHEET*
It's called a *GUCCI BAG* not *EGUSI BAG.* 🤣



My *CALABAR PEOPLE...*

It's called don't *MENTION* not don't *MENYON*
It's called *DEPARTMENT* not *DEPAMEN*
It's called *JAMES* & *JOHN* not *YAMES* & *YUN*
It's called *GEN* not *YEN.* 🤣



My *EDO PEOPLE...*
It's called *WITCH* not *WINCH*
It's called *ARGUMENT* not *AJUMENT.* 🤣

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*Welcome to the age where the phone you use determines the respect you get*
*Samsung- biggest bros*
*iPhone- Chaiman* 🤟
*LG- boss*
*Huawei- senior man*
*Infinix- my guy*
*Tecno- guy!*
*The rest phones- hey*





So I am 'Senior woman' 'Boss',Chairman ' and 'Biggest bros' all rolled into one....hehehehheehheh