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Friday, November 15, 2019

Friday Spontaneous Post....

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Good Morning............


May today be drama free for you if it is what your heart desires....
May your various businesses/day job flourish for you today,if it is also what you wish your 'neighbour'
As you have wished for others,may you receive,double measure,pressed down,shaken together and running over!

May your day turn out exactly how you wish others...lol

Wicked prayers?I have decided to stop praying for wicked hearted people but to wish them exactly what they wish for others.......
I cannot pinpoint that anyone is wicked,these are just prayers that will be in your favour if you wish others well.....you get my drift?

I can smell Christmas in the air............can you?

I actually wanted to give away bags of rice for Christmas but this border closure is really affecting issues so i am discarding that idea....no more rice ideas......

I know it is too early but i am having fried fish and ijebu garri soaked in assorted rubbish for Breakfast......lol


Have a day so filled with blessings and wonders that when you talk about it,people will think that you are lying.....wink!

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226 comments:

  1. LOVE WITHOUT HATE

    Hatred gives power, attention, influence to whatever you hate. Is that really what you want?

    If your love for one thing is conditioned by your hatred for something else, is it really love? Or is it just a path to continuous misery and destruction?

    Life will always involve conflict and adversity, yet you have the power to rise above it all. You have the power to love without condition.

    You can refuse to let your energy be consumed by fear and rage. You can choose to invest all you are, all you have, in the positive possibilities.

    That does not mean you must live in a state of ignorance or denial. You can see and acknowledge the difficulties, the imperfections, the injustice and absurdity, without compromising your love for life and for all who live it.

    The way to move beyond the conflict is not to give more fuel to it. Summon your courage and strength to love without hate, and forge a positive path forward.

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    1. WORD...πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

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    2. Chai! I won't mind fried fish and garri now ooo

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  2. It seems everybody is in Dubai oh. Mr brother, my sister, where are you? Dubai?
    How are you doing my people? How the hustle dey go?..
    I know someone that doesn't know me on this blog. Imagining me saying hello to her and she will be thinking its XYZ not knowing that it's also Same Girl.I want to keep it that way for some time, I like the tease, then one day, I will come out strong.
    This world is really small and SDK is quite a huge community in a small work so, those of you that insult so bitterly, be careful hence you insult your sister or mummy or boss or someone very close.
    Hello Sandy yo!
    I see nominations for award 😊. Very lovely initiative. I wonder if it's same person that always comes up with it; if yes, kudos πŸ‘Œ. I already have my acceptance speech oh so make una find one fine award fix me inside 🀣.
    That said, blessed day ahead people. May the desires of your heart be granted unto you.
    Peace out!
    Same Girl reporting live from the Eastern part of Nigeria 😊

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    1. Most cheerful blog visitor should be shared between you and FINNY. You always bring smiles to my face whenever I read your comment and Kamikaze as well.

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    2. Shitty morning. I have the mother of all cramps.

      Anon 8.47,you just made me smile. Don't know how long the smile would last though as I am about to spread my misery all over this post☻

      Welcome back Same Girl. I want to add 'I missed you' but I think all the preachers herhee are getting to me

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    3. Kami come join our league and say goodbye to cramps for the next few monthsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Hi same girl

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    4. LOL Dainty T

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    5. Chiki baybeee.... you won't behave abi? 😏

      Anon 8.47, I think so too oh lol. I appreciate your comment.

      Kami, I misssssss you. Get better bunny

      Hello Dainty 😘



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  3. Cobsy took time. R.kelly took time. Is it not p**nis? It will rise again. This piece made my day yak aba

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    1. And so will lying tongues...

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    2. Ha ha ha....I do like a good play on words.

      Anon 8.12...sharp reflex!

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    3. Thieves came to my house and stole my phones and money. Thank God my daughter and I are not harmed. But the trauma is not easy. I pray God protect us always.
      Bv Annie

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  4. Good morning and a beautiful day to us all. May God bless our hustles.

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    1. Good morning, thank you for the advert Stella, God bless you.
      I saw Ihn late yesterday, some information were not included in the nail advert and I saw a comment asking about location.
      We are located in yaba lagos and our instagram handle is on the picture.
      Bvs please patronise us, biko.

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  5. Whatever is not planted by God in your life is uprooted in the name of Jesus.

    Everything that is not working, by reason of the Anointing, they shall work now in the name of Jesus.

    Every agenda of satanic wickedness against your life is arrested in the name of Jesus.

    Everything God has placed in your life that is being frustrated by other powers, the power of God will collapse them and cause you to fulfil your purpose in the name of Jesus.

    Every evil report packaged by the devil for you and your household this season will backfire in the name of Jesus...AmenπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™


    Good morning my people. I wish you all a pleasant day.

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  6. Morning BeeVees. Hey SluttyChic, Hey Blessed Princess. May all our legit hustles bring us the bread we need.. Have a lovely Friday everyone.. Kizzez

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    1. Amen,good morning blog.Beautiful Friday to everyone,God bless us all.

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    2. Hi dear, I am good. Enjoy your day

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    3. Good morning my friend πŸ™‹πŸΏ‍♂️

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    4. Fan you are not new to the blog nah.. I will leave the answer to ur question for SluttyChic to answer. She's the inspiration behind the name

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  7. Thank God is Friday, Oluwa Seun




    *Larry was here*

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  8. Our Security System~


    If the DSS wants to get you, they’ll trace your phone call and come pick you wherever you are. Somehow though, kidnappers will use phones to demand ransoms, we will carry cash and go and drop but still we will not know where and who they are.

    How coolπŸ€”

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    1. Kidnappers use torchlight phone to make calls. I know because I've been kidnapped.

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    2. And calls made using torchlight phones are supposed to be untraceable.

      Anon 8.38, let us assume you come awake slowly,body part by body part....maybe from the feet up.

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    3. Or maybe they selectively trace calls

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  9. Stella don dey pray like Yul EdochieπŸ˜‚ That's the best prayer for me

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  10. TGIF ✔️😊

    The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be One.


    Blessed day to everyone.

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  11. My crush told me he loves me πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

    Anonymous night post finna be so lit with my comment cos I'm going to jayeee, jachieee 🀣. Should I start picking out baby names? Abi asoebi colors??πŸ€”πŸ€”
    I'm so happy, on my way to walk and I am smiling sheepishly like a goat. Oluwa epp me oo

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    1. Ofcourse he sensed ure crushing on him, he'd tell u watever to chop u clean and throw u away like orange, ure here pickin names & colour when hes picking location to destroy ur pussy

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    2. Thats great...Most time the chances of a crush loving you back is very slim...Am glad for you...Now love with your brain and make sure it leads to the permanent site..All the best...

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    3. Be careful so someone will not break your heart.
      He may have noticed you like him and just want to use the opportunity and chop your kponyo. Expect if you're ready to be a single Mum though

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    4. Work ooo. Enjoy. I love this type

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    5. Awww❤️. I know that feeling.

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    6. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @ picking out baby names.

      @the white enchantress πŸ™πŸΌ.

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    7. Lol... butterfly in your tummy

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    8. ina jayeee na jachi remember not to shoot off nor come wailing

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    9. He told you he loved you. A very very big congrats is in order.
      And, while going to walk, hold Tfare so you don't work to the office.(typo na oloro)
      Regards to ur crush

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    10. That's the power of love... The butterflies in the stomach will keep flying and singing

      Enjoy this time in your life

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    11. Love is sweet. I pray it works for you.

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    12. Anon 8:03 I know the feeling...... Hope it's truly mutual. Comman gist us later ooo

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  12. Yesterday's chronicle got me crying😭😭😭😭😭

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  13. "God helps those who help themselves" is probably one of the destructive lies ever told.

    For one, it's not in the Bible. For another, if you could help yourself, why would you need God?

    That's why you'll enter a business out of a competitive spirit. When God checks you, you be like, "God, You don't know what is trending right now. I've done my market analysis and I've made my plan. My mother, my bestie, my mentor, even my pastor - they all think this is best. This is what I've decided to do."

    Talmabout the voice of majority is the voice of God! Until you get into land dispute. The land you went and borrowed money to pay for to start selling what everyone but God told you was a good idea, doesn't even belong to the person you think you bought it from. Juju starts flying up and down (cos juju in land matter issa Nigerian way). And that's just one of your problems cos government has just declared that the items you produced to sell, now = contraband in the state. Items you used six months savings to acquire. Go & see if the 500+ human voices you chose over God, will bail you out. Because you didn't want to be called a fanatic and you decided to make the Holy Spirit redundant.

    I didn't say you shouldn't use your brain, oh! God will not do everything for you, He's not a magician. Every exam or assignment I've ever done that I asked God to show me where to cover before I started revising or how to approach when I see the problem, I have passed. Sometimes with humanly impossible grades (100% on anything that's not related to numbers & isn't multiple choice shouldn't happen). The ones I don't ask Him, I struggle no matter who I revise with.

    Peter was a skilled and experienced fisherman who KNEW the job. However, Luke 5: 1 - 9 happened.

    You live in Nigeria. A place that at the best of times, doesn't respond to business rules in textbooks used at Harvard and Oxford. Yet in this political era of "the more you look, the less you see and understand", you legit think you can afford to leave God out of your business plans from the start.

    Boo-boo, you lie. You will attend church, call all the pastors you know to pray and anoint your business cards/samples/premises, bath with favour soap, blink with cat eye, attend Instagram masterclasses and apply all you learn, starve (you're the one calling it fasting), do Hallelujah Challenge on top of your disobedience to the only One who can help you, pay for motivational speakers/coaches (others will be aspiring to pespire but you'll be expiring straight). You will fail cos you're ploughing where you weren't assigned.

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  14. Good morning everyone. The BV that wrote in the other time that she ordered for drugs for her husband and get scammed by the person that suppose to bring the drugs to them, this is me saying shout out to you and also to know if your husband is much better now. Blessed weekend to us all

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  15. I always laugh when you miserable pillocks and peasants come for me anonymously in your numbers.
    Y'all can never move me with your trolling. I'm bigger and better than most of you on here and that's why you keep hating.
    Outside this blog, none of you low life, evil hating paupers can ever be in the same space with me.
    I love those who love me genuinely and you must be incredibly insane if you judge me with my online persona when you don't know me in reality

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    1. Dont mind them jare..Just do you and make more friends than enemies...

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    2. yes it's incredible to judge one by his/her online persona but some of us think we are the reflection of who we are here. If the way you are here is different from the way you are out there then i applaud you you have so much energy to switch personality

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  16. I felt so sorry for NBS few days ago, the way they dragged that woman recently was uncalled for,I just hope she doesn't slip into a blip. We all have a past ,don't we ? Atleast it's good she's making something good out of her life now .

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  17. Thank God today is Friday one will have to rest over the weekend to be strong for the next week.

    Wishing everyone a happy weekend filled with laughter, joy, happiness, peace, smile. This weather here is not easy anymore. One cannot use cream else your second name will be sorry, I need prescription of strong soap that can help my skin glow and flawless as one cannot use cream due to the hot weather.
    If you know good, quality, soap that can help my ministry, kindly drp the names. I don't want bleaching soap oh just good soap that will keep my fairness on check. πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  18. mama tripletπŸ•΄πŸ•΄πŸ•΄15 November 2019 at 08:07

    good friday morning lovely bvs. love urself soooo much, love y'neighbor dearly. throw away hatred and all 4 give and 4get. this makes my spirit so fresh every morning,knowing i hv no grudge with anyone.
    one love bvs❤

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    1. When we love unconditionally,try our best to forgive and forget even though its hard and sometimes it seems almost impossible to move on from our past experiences, when we try, all we experience is peace.

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  19. It’s only an insecure husband that doesn’t want his wife to work out after child birth. His reasons were that they may want to bear more kids and if her body is already in shape it will be tough for her to conceive..huh? Is it liposuction I did? This guy never know anything, this will b my 3rd and last child. Get ready for my revenge body dude

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    1. Go get that revenge body babe.... Work ooo!

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    2. My dear, get your fit body back and do it for yourself, your health... Don't do it as a revenge, you will never be satisfied.

      I love your guts

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    3. πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this kind of man sha

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    4. Do it, not for or bcos of hubby but for yourself.
      You deserve that much.

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    5. Ayam wondering about his motives.........

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  21. I can smell Christmas
    Went to Shoprite yesterday and their Christmas Decorations will on point,very beautiful πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„πŸŽ„

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    1. Yeah, my niece couldn't stop talking about Santa when we went to ShopRite and she saw the deco.

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  22. I’m heavily pregnant and sex rarely happen between us, whenever I have the urge I masturbate but I don’t like how I feel afterwards, my heart beats fast and I sweat, I hope this isn’t harmful sha?

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    1. ...as long as youre not using cucumber, orgasm has never hurt anyone.

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    2. Instead of masturbating why can't your hubby do it gently, you can still have sex even when you are heavily pregnant. You can google it to know the best position that would suit you.

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    3. You madturbate with pregnancy?
      Ha, women kilode.... What is wrong with some of you women?

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    4. Isn't an orgasm supposed to make your heart beat fast and your skin sweaty?

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    5. Madam simply put, you reached orgasm.

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    6. Yaba left escapee15 November 2019 at 09:57

      Kamikaz i think convulsion in adults does that too.... similar symptoms

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    7. YLE, epilepsy and cardiac arrest too.And they are all sometimes followed by an out-of-body experience.

      Anon 8.10, is the sweatiness and palpitations usually accompanied by bone deep relief and a smile of satisfaction or by pain?

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    8. Ms A, okay, what's the problem?

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    9. YLE where have you been? I have missed you.

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    10. Eka Joy u beat me to the question. Ms A come and explain what exactly is the problem

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  23. Assorted rubbish kwaπŸƒπŸƒ
    Moin moin!

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  24. Stella, your last paragraph is one of my prayer request.so shall it be for me in Jesus name.
    Yesterday, I went for the funeral mass of a friend's in-law. The man was 36 years.Only God will console his wife and the people he left behind. To think that their only child died last year November and now the husband is gone. Five years of marriage. It is so sad.
    May untimely/premature death never be our portion in Jesus name. It is well.
    Good morning everyone.

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    1. this is not ordinary i pray God consoles her and break the yoke of untimely death in her family

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    2. Devil causing serious pains. People always not serious in prayers and holding tight to God Almighty.

      When they tell people the spiritual controls the physical hey don't want to hear
      May God Almighty comfort her bring her out of that ugly situation and give her beauty for ashes Amen.

      It is well

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    3. Oh, very sad. May God comfort his family.
      Sometimes I am tempted to ask God questions.

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  25. It's weekend guys,TGIF.

    Pls beevee's do not read this and pass I really need your opinion on this. I have been out of job for some months now.And I am seriously tired of doing nothing.
    I want to learn a skill, making hair precisely, I made enquires and was told to pay #30,000.
    The problem is that I have just #45,000. I am confused because it is almost Christmas and after paying the money I will have only #15,000.
    So I need to know if I should go ahead with the plan or not. I cannot work as a sales girl pls. BTW I am a graduate of Economics.

    PLEASE,DO NOT READ AND PASS. I live in warri BTW.

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    1. What's important in Christmas that 15k won't solve?
      You don't need to buy a new shoe or bag or dress, etc.
      If you like the handwork, go ahead and learn it.
      I am sure you will be fine for christmas

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  26. Good morning to you all beautiful people...

    Ha Stella wa, Your hashtags is very sumptuous this morning, please can you whisper something in my ears😊😊😊😊
    All those new members trying to sneak in through the back door, please come in the open and take your registration form.
    I saw Finny and Akproko allegiance to hashtags readers association... But, ladies haven't officially registered πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Okay, let me work now....

    Christmas is not smelling at all here.... I need a Santa with a full hands in my life right now.

    Y'all have a fruitful day

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    1. I'll probably stay glued to this blog all weekend. And that unveiling...hmmmm....wonder when.
      Exciting, blood-pumping hash tags today.

      Hello, the lovely Ms.A. Whatever happened to that your admirer?I keep waiting for your own hashtags

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  27. Moin Moin BVs,

    TGIF...yaaaaaay

    A big Amen to your prayers,SDK
    and yes, I get your drift.

    Have a fulfilling day and a wonderful weekend,fellas

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  28. Thank Good it's Friday, wishing everybody here the best. I'm really preparing for Shiloh as I don't want to remain in the same spot again.

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  29. I come in the name of the Lord. There's a man here, if you are not careful your phallus will be the end of you.
    Now I want to pray for you. Hands on your phallus. Speak to it now say lord Jesus may this instrument not bring me shame,may HIV not be my portion as i promise to remain faithful to my wife. Amen.

    It's well my brother.

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    1. Awon association of community dickling come and have your prophecy

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    2. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

      AMEN!!!

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    4. Choi... Some mothers have them...See morning prayers πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  30. TGIF! Yeah am so happy. Am very tired already! Omo the work is hectic. Falomo robbery bad gan o! Very close to my office! Apparently I wanted get to gtb to do inter bank transfer! As I hear omo I just stayed back in the office.

    I was so busy yesterday to enter blog! It was this morning I started reading comments on yesterday chronicle. SLUTTYCHIC AND DOPPELGANG chai! I laugh tire! Una too get sense. That woman was obviously telling lies oo. Just like wat sluttychic said! How come when you got to ur husband office! Colleagues or his friends in the office did not notice panic in you! You did not raise it at all.??? Your husband no ask where and how u lost your phone. Madam na lie.

    Christmas scammers make una easy oo. Abeg which bank dey transfer 500k at once. I dnt wanna go to the bank today to do transfer. Since madam Chronicle confirm 500k can be transferred to another account at once without atmπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    1. Hmm I heard oh..They said a stray bullet hit a policeman and okada rider..And to think my relative just left Ikoyi registry before the incident happened...God I thank you...

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    2. That woman na scammer sure one at that.

      500k and more can be transferred at once through bank app. Just go to your bank and increase your transfer limit.

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  31. Yaaaaah.... I made it again to sp. Good morning people of God. Lovely day to all of us.

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  32. Less than 24hrs to my birthday. Thank you Lord for the gift of life.

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    1. Hey Girl Happy birthday in advance..long life and prosperity..

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    2. Happy birthday in advance babe

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    3. Happy birthday in advance dear,May God grant your heart desires and answer tour secret prayers. More wins!

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  33. 2020 will soon be upon us, who else feels naija will still be a shithole by the year 2040

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  34. Goodmorning bvs
    Stella enjoy your assorted rubbish.lol

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  35. Spontaneous Post.. Preaching
    IN-HOUSE NEWS..... Preaching
    Stella, please, maybe you should start considering having a segment for our charismatic Evangelists & Prophets. Like:
    "Pastors' Corner". Or "The Pulpit".
    How you see am🀷

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    1. Anyone can preach as long as you are a Christian even you. So why classify people as evangelist and prophet🀦‍♀️

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    2. Which in house news abeg just came back no preaching was done on the last one.

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  36. I don't understand the way data gets exhausted within three days. This one is worse than before.
    Please which network is better for now when it comes to data?This 9mobile is not it.

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    1. My dear use Aitel oh...Thats what i use and its quite reliable...I don't browse with my Etisalat line any more...

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    2. Etisalat is a huge disappointment. What are they doing? Don't they want to jassi like their mates? Na dem sabi.

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  37. Good morning blog FAM, happy weekend .What is really happening in this country another fire outbreak in Yaba yesterday and it took the fire service more than 2hours to get to Tejuosho from Barracks, something that is not more than 5 to 10minutes drive. God will judge all of them.

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    1. Hmm Kachi the earlier you understand these antics the better for you...Its either to erect another white elephant project like Tejuosho complex or for the proposed railway lines..

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  38. Good morning everyone here πŸ–πŸ–

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  39. Happy Birthday to my daughter and every person celebrating today.

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    1. Happy birthday to your cutie 🧁🍭😘

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    2. Happy birthday to your daughter.

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    3. Happy birthday to your daughter.

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    4. Happy birthday to your princess

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    5. Hey happy birthday to your baby long life and prosperity

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  40. *MUCH RESPECT TO WHOEVER WROTE THIS ARTICLE*Spend your time well*

    It is a mistake to think time is going..........

    Time is not going.................

    Time is here until the world ends............

    It is you that is going..........

    You don’t waste time..........

    Time is infinite.............

    You waste yourself.........

    You are finite..........

    It is you that grows old and die. Time doesn’t...........

    So make better use of yourself before you expire..........

    And one of the worst things to do with time is comparing yourself to others.................

    A cow eats grass and gets fat but if dog eats grass, it will die.........

    Never compare yourself with others..........

    Run your race...............

    What works for one person may be that which will kill you.........

    Focus on the gifts and talents God gave you and don’t be envious of the blessings He gave others............

    Both Lion and Shark are professional hunters, BUT,
    *A Lion cannot hunt in the Ocean and a Shark cannot hunt in the jungle*................

    That a Lion cannot hunt in the ocean doesn't make him useless..................

    and that a Shark cannot hunt in the jungle doesn't also make him useless..............

    both have their own territory where they can do well.........

    If a rose smells better than tomatoes..........

    It doesn't mean the rose can make a better stew...........

    Don't try to compare yourself to others.........

    You also have your own strength, look for it and build on it.............

    All animals that exist, were in Noah's ark...............

    A snail is one of those animals. If God could wait long enough for snails to enter Noah's ark; His door of grace won't close till you reach your expected position in life............

    Never look down on yourself, keep looking up............

    Remember that Broken crayons still colour........


    Keep on pushing, you never can tell how close you are to your goal........(COPIED)

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  41. So someone want to hammer 500k with bend bend story just like that,well done oooo omo yahoo yahoo

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  42. Good morning my compound people,
    So Lily is truly pregnant.
    I can perceive the aroma of Christ-mas, eeeehhh before you come under my comment to masturbate to weather Christmas has aroma eeehhhm to me it does.
    Beautiful day to us all.

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  43. Came late to yesterday's BEP so I decided to share a dream I had with you guys here.

    I am very calm, non-confrontational person, I have never fought in my adult life.
    There's this girl I know, from a distance. She's not my friend and we have only had casual exchanges on a few occasions.

    Last night, I dreamt that she was running her mouth and being rude to me (please don't ask me what she said cos I don't know) I just knew in The dream that she was being disrespectful so I warned her. When she continued, I beat her and punched her and my blow even removed her teeth πŸ˜‚

    I beat her so much that she ended up in the hospital and then I went to the hospital and threatened her that if she ever told anyone it was me who put her there, that I would teach her a lesson.

    I woke up after that and just lay there in shock, thinking how a gentle person like me could beat up someone so hard in the dream that they land in hospital bed. I even laughed and shook my head because it was so so strange...

    I have not seen this girl I beat in real life, and I don't even understand what is going on at all.

    This is my fight story lol lol lol.

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  44. Good morning my beautiful BVs..Stella thank you for your message..I am trying and learning everyday to forgive and forget all the emotional pains I experienced from my daddy..Its not easy but I will try..Sometimes the memories come, I become so angry..But when I remember what lies ahead is greater than the present..I just smile and feel so much pity for him to think he is in the early stages of Arthritis and am praying for God to sustain him as always..#badenergygofaraway#

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    1. It is well my dear. Just be strong and stay focus on God Almighty

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    2. Please forgive your father.
      None of us is perfect, I don’t know what happened, but you can do it.
      May God heal your dad and I wish him sound health and long life.

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    3. Yea. Forgive and let go. For your own sake.
      I hope your father gets better soon.

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    4. @Yori Yori thank you so much...@Sluttychic thank you so much I will take it one step at a time..

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    5. That’s the spirit WEB. Try to forgive and forget and may the healing hand of God be upon him.

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    6. @ WEB, It wasn't easy,but I tried,I forgave mine long ago.
      All I pray for is that God should give me his grace and wisdom so that my children WOULD never have such an ugly childhood.
      I'm still a work in progress, one day I know I will get there.

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    7. @Kamikaze @Omah @Ayaoba God bless you guys..Thank you..

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  45. Beautiful in all situations. You are hhe joy of the whole world.

    May God Almighty come beautiful in your situations in Jesus Christ mighty name Amen.

    Blessed day. Let's continue to show love to pepper the devil

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    1. The Lord is beautiful in my situation Amen.

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  46. Good morning everyone
    It's raining here now oh
    Harmattan please do and come Biko

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  47. Doppelganger, you mentioned that there was a 'trick' to passing the ielts. Can you please share? I am taking the exam next month and feel quite nervous.

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  48. I sat close to a beautiful lady in a gathering i went with my 3year old daughter. She was playing with my daughter and the next thing i heard was, 'Aunty, why is your mouth smelling' . Dear BVs i froze.

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    1. Jesu πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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    2. Your daughter is rude, very rude. Raise her right. She could have told you without allowing the aunty hear.

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    3. Lmao... kids are so real.
      Aunty must have been terribly embarrassed πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 @Sucre,

      Some kids are that honest,truthful and open minded.
      It shows that she's fully aware of what happens around her.

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    5. hehehe most kids are like that. To her that's an innocent question but teach her not to do that again. That was how my neighbor asked her two girls to go and make their hair they said 'mummy those women's nyash use to smell when they keep our head on their laps' kids?

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    6. Kids do not have any filters!πŸ˜‚

      Anon 9.00...seriously? A 3year old? Wow!

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    7. Anon 09:00 I have a three year old daughter and they ask anything Oooh. As e dey hot?
      You cant just say that her daughter is rude.
      As she grows ahe will learn how to swallow some questions.

      Sucre I can just imagine how you feltπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. These children will not put us in trouble ooo

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    8. What? She only asked innocently, hope the lady was not embarrassed?

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    9. Anon 9:00 she's not rude, she's just 3 and at that age they say it as it is, no sugar coating. Anyone with toddler will understand this. I was so embarrassed and apologized to the lady. The worst is when i told her not to say that to anyone, she said, 'Mum but you said we shouldn't tell lies' that was the end of the meeting for meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    10. Lmao, kids.....

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  49. Amen to your prayers Stella.
    Whenever I see people placing curses on fellow humans, I wonder if they know the kind prayers some people pray everyday. Prayers like "anyone who wishes me evil, I send it back to him/her in seven folds"
    Well, thank God for God.

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  50. My people, google eeeh. There are few people who sell SCOBY for Kombucha in Nigeria. I dont think we have it in stores, so we have to make them on our own in Naija (like an anon said). Get all the info online and help yourselves.

    Swaggie, sorry about bloating. I have some tips for bloating issues. FIRST thing you need to adjust is your diet #facts identify foods that make your uncomfortable. Like I'm lactose intolerant so whenever I take milk, that's the end of solomon grundy. That other day na Starbucks longathroat do me take coffee with milk. Usually I use creamer and get my protein from other sources. I also avoid bread. I fear that my body may no longer accept gluten but I havent gone to the doctor to check. the last time i indulged in bread my tummy hurt real bad. I dont really have pastries so I cant tell.

    FOOD - Eat more veggies, even more than fruits cos fruits are acidic and produce gas during digestion.

    When you feel very uncomfortable to eat anything else, like when theres so much gas that you cant seem to get food in but you are hungry ; steam carrots, cabbage, or appleslices as your next meal. Trust me as the steamed veggies are digesting, all the gas starts escaping simultaneously ( dont ask me how 😁). These are the ones I've managed to do even before I left Nigeria.

    FLUIDS - Drink plenty water, at least 4L a day. Make tea your best friend and add a little lemon juice to it when you have it after a meal. It helps food digest well(@BV yori yori my tea mate that year!! πŸ˜‚ Kai.... I see person wey like tea pass me for SDK blog πŸ€£πŸ˜‚).
    Drink warm water first thing in the morning. In nigeria, I used to keep a flask filled with hot water by my bedside at night but here light dey so na kettle things back-to-back.
    Avoid carbonated drinks and dont rush your food.

    With alcohol, check the one that works for you. You're better off avoiding beer ( I'm guessing you dont drink beer 🀣 but I'm saying this for the people at the back) and sticking to wine or taking spirits without coke or energy drink.

    PROBIOTICS - Eat probiotic foods like Kombucha, yoghurt (funny enough I digest yoghurt better than milk), yeast, some types of cheese, banana and even probiotic supplements. If after all this, you dont get relief, then see a doctor for other possible causes.

    Mind you, if you stay on a good anti-bloat diet for a while and you take say a bottle of coke, you wont feel so bad. But if you think your stomach has adjusted and you decide to indulge, then you will know who's boss 😈

    The anon who said Kombucha tastes like Tombo 🀣 please make sure you drink it chilled. Like really really chilled. You'd enjoy it better that way. I cant even put it in words what a daily glass of that drink has done for my gut health. If I drink it like this land then drink my herbal mint tea at night, I become sprinter 🀣

    Okay. Good night people! Have a great day. TGIF πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. So you were my running mate and you did not let me know. Hehehehe. There is another person too Emmanuel or what, it has been long I saw his comments. Anyway I win una ooo.being drinking it more than 20 years and fat no free come

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    2. Thank you. I'm lactose intolerant too but like you said, longthroat will not let someone shine.

      Good night.

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  51. Carefully read the hastags this morning. Good morning everyone.
    It's Friday already. Happy weekend.

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  52. STOP DOMESTIC VIOLENCE


    Blessed is He, the Firestarter!
    Blessed is he that knows how to start a domestic beef! For the reward of his troublesome ways shall be wrapped neat and
    kept fresh in the Other Room! That man is a Saint if he knows how to troubleshoot too. For
    women, for all their Shakara and Gra-gra solemnly love a Troublemaker with advanced
    degrees in Troubleshooting. Be patient at the 'Reconciliation Conference.' Say little and allow
    her do much of the talking. Be magnanimous enough to let her pour out her mind. Be gracious enough to apportion a chunk of the blame unto yourself for some issues raised, or all of it if you must; and appear pitifully sorry,just to nail in your point and to keep the science
    of forgiveness instant, and that of forgetfulness,nearly as absolute! Be wise like King Solomon, and depending on
    the gravity of your offense, I assure you, your "Dog House" confinement ought not to be too
    lengthy. It's totally unnecessary at such time to invoke Precedence or try reviving a 'dead' issue!
    You are not Jesus Christ and certain matters are definitely never to be metaphorically equated with the travails of the once-dead, but resurrected Lazarus. I am advising you to go for the jugular and get the wet draws off her that
    night! Make believe it's a Shotgun wedding,
    where the officiating minister is only reasonable
    within 5minutes of any given day. This is your
    5mins! Take it as such! And don't allow that
    very slim window close up on you!
    Apologize not errantly nor profusely for women
    are way smarter than us, men. They know
    exactly when we seem to be bumrushing them
    into total submission, or when we try forcing our
    opinions on them, or when we mindfully
    attempt to pivot away from the critical matter at
    hand! Apologize sincerely but make it
    compelling! Of course you are a Recidivist. A
    crime for you to commit again is right around
    the corner. We all can't help ourselves! She shall
    be more forgiving if her heart assures her the
    apology is not a "Made In Taiwan," or "Made In
    China" types. And please don't get recklessly
    affectionate yet! Don't kiss her just yet! Pretend
    you are still guilty, and you seems to be
    ruminating over your most recent misdeed. Roll
    over unto your side, but without forgetting to
    mutter "I love you dear... joo mabinu"
    sheepishly, but right out loud.
    In about 5minutes or a little bit more, roll over
    unto her side, of course women are born crafty!
    I am sure she's deliberately in that log position
    where her body stay seductively aligned, to
    amplify her rear end in the most glorious way
    for a fundamental reason. It is possibly- a
    calculated ploy to breach your open space! Her
    bilateral thighs firmly against each other with
    one arm gently resting under her head like a
    pillow, and the other one, elegantly straightened
    on the top thigh with her palm slapped tight on
    her femoral. Don't be mistaken my friend, she's
    not sleeping! Forget about her muffled snoring!
    She knows there's a concluding part to any
    "Bedroom Reconciliatory Conference!" She's
    waiting for it! For women unusually don't like to
    make the last, conceding move in such situation.
    It's a Chess Game, you must be ready to lose it
    gallantly. And that is where and when the Man,
    minus his silly pride comes essentially proper.
    Proceed to move towards her. Extend a manly
    forearm to gently draw her nearer. Never be
    forceful! Gently 'stab' her in the rear-end with
    the tip of your fully aroused, fleshy dagger!
    Make a move to cup just a breast! Lavish the
    generous energy of the thumb and the index
    finger on her nipple! That one closer to your
    active hand. And don't pinch too hard! Realise
    that your case just moved a step beyond
    consideration, so don't blow it!
    Of course at this point she's well aware you
    know what you are doing! And in her eyes you
    are a CRIMINAL! Her own lovable, but
    pardonable Criminal! She automatically shall roll
    over all the way from her side to face you!

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  53. As for Fatoyibo.... he has lost the battle but he hasn't won the war. Of course we didnt really think the court in Nigeria will handle it well. Are we fools?!! He would have to think twice now when devicing those crooked plans of his. Krest Ambassador!!

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    1. Chikito God bless you for this...You framed it better..

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    2. Olodo Chikito.
      He has won the Battle but he has not won the War.
      Speak Efik to avoid gbagaun.

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    3. His doom will be epic. Just observing

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    4. At least when they Google his name, rapist pastor pops up.

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  54. Good morning bvees.
    Pls does anyone knows the magic behind removing hair from a baby's navel.
    My baby cries a lot and some people said its because of d hair trapped in his nanavel.
    I asked how they romove it, they said they vanish it out. As in dey massage d stomach and d hair falls out. How is DAT possible bikonu. I don't want any abrakadabra done on my child oo.
    Pls if u know anything about how its done pls kindly explain to me.

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    1. The hair will fall off, don't rub anything that contains chemical on your baby skin.

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    2. So you are so dumb that you don't know the way to the hospital, you asked people how to remove hair that the scan in their eyes showed them in your baby's navel. Msheeeew

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    3. Hair??
      Damn autocorrect!☻

      Burping your baby after every feeding helps. I have seen people give light belly massages but I don't know how effective it is.

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    4. Oh my God! You are really talking about HAIR!

      That is soooooo creepy.

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  55. Good morning everyone...

    Have a beautiful weekend...

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  56. Reading yesterday's Chronicle thus morning, I don't even know what to feel.
    How can a woman be married to such a man? He slapped you before you could even explain what you passed through and locked you outside? She may be lying like some people said, but there are some marriages like this and the women would keep living like a slave in the name of marriage for reasons best known to them. Msheeeew

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  57. WHY IS IMMUNIZATION AGAINST CHICKEN POX SO SCARCE AND UNAVAILABLE IN ABIA AND PORTHARCOURT. Now my baby is down with it.

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    1. Hope yyou baby gets well soon.

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    2. Go to good private hospitals in PHC, you will find buy it's expensive.

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    3. That is very bad.

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  58. Good morning wonderful people, have a nice day.

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  59. I feel really down... like an unachiever.. No relationships, I got a job recently although I’m yet to resume. I ve been with a guy for quite some time now and I don’t know if it’s leadinf anywhere. I know he’s a good guy but I really don’t want him as a bf. I am 26... and I don’t know where my life is going.

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    1. Why are you sulking. You have a job some don't have, you are just 26yrs old. You have your whole life ahead of u, why are u in a hurry. If u don't want the young man as bf, let him go. Be grateful for what you have and who you are.

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    2. I recommend you read The Purpose Driven life by Rick Warren. Your life has a purpose and I pray you discover and walk in it. You have your whole life ahead of you, so stop worrying!

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    3. What are you saying..You have got a job why not focus on that...Build your career or business before relationship or marriage..Stop sounding like an ingrate...Talk to the guy and define your relationship with him...Count your blessings please..All the best...

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    4. You got a job recently and yet you feel like an underachiever? Isn't a job an achievement ? Isn't your life headed towards a career since you just got a job?

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  60. I can smell Xmas.

    during the award post I did not see the category of Native language BV. I, Amanda Favor and Olori Orente should be sitting comfortably on that seat.

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  61. Truly, some wicked souls needs a taste of their own medicine...

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