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Sunday, November 10, 2019

Sunday In House Gists -Driver Tales.....

What a Driver knows is Unbelievable!!!!






I am just thinking that some of you might have driver tales to share cos the one someone shared with me Yesterday,got me thinking real hard after we finished laughing.....

A rich man passed on and the family were shocked to discover that he had several other wives and mistresses......They could not believe their eyes when the late man's Faithful driver took them to all the women...Before each trip,he would brief the family

''This one has three kids for oga,she cooks for him a lot''

''This one has one child for oga,they were planning on another one'

''This one likes to go shopping too much and was always quarrelling with Oga..''
''This one Oga is saying of the pikins is not for hm...''

The Driver also told them about money conversations Oga had and this enabled them get to the root and retrieve some investments Oga made...

Short to say,this driver was a big help......Good? Bad?


I found it shocking that a driver knows so much!!!..

When he was asked how he knew all what he told them,he said he saw all and some were from when Oga made phone calls from the back seat.....

Another Driver was on Madams secret payroll and every time Oga visited any of his Babe,he would call Madam and say..

''Madam won ti se tan se,mo fe lo mo small darling pada lo si ile'' (Madam they have finished,I want to take little darling back home)


The man found out what was going on after Driver took Madam to one of the babes to confront her..Driver was sacked by Oga ASAP.......Madam is still begging on his behalf..LOL

What about Drivers Gbenshing the Madam of this house because she added it to his list of thngs to do?lol

For those of you who have drivers,please know that these drivers know it all so recode your coding's..lol

Do you have any Driver tales?Hilarious or Otherwise?Or have you been a Driver yourself and expereinced these things?


Please gist us what you have seen or heard!

47 comments:

  1. This thread should be interesting. I don't have a driver but when I finally decide to have one, he would definitely sign a non disclosure agreement.

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    1. @Elena
      By talking about a non disclosure agreement, you seems to already have a weird intent?
      If you like, you and that your earring wearing husband should have sex on the back seat and hope for a non disclosure crap to gag the driver. wear all those your seductive dresses and seduce him, get pregnant by him and hope for a non-disclosure to stop him from claiming his kids and packing up your marriage.

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    2. Lol you are funny anon. I don't have a bad intent per se, but my nanny and driver and any stranger I bring into my home must sign a non disclosure agreement. I and my hubs are very private people, I don't want anyone carrying my business about. They need to know there are consequences to doing amebo.

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    3. Oh shut up. You lousy Anon.
      Na her dress and the husband earrings wey dey pain you like this wey you dey yarn opata??
      GTFOH

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    4. Anon
      You need to chill
      Kilode wow
      Relax and breathe .

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    5. Scarlett
      See the person I talked about is laughing out loud and
      you and this anon. are having convulsions due to anger?
      Wow!
      Crying more than the bereaved?

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    6. My mum's driver ran drove away with her car & we never saw or heard from him till date. Even after getting his mother arrested & detained for 2weeks, d guy still didn't return.

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    7. @African Royalty
      Detaining his mother was wrong. What crime did she commit; giving birth to a son?
      In sane countries, you and your inconsiderate and mean mom will pay damages and possibly do
      the time.

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    8. African Royalty...that was wrong.
      Patiently wait for a ceremony in his family, he'll surely turn up therein you pick him up.

      My driver and the gateman they hide in his crib to gossip, caught him several times while beckoning on him when I'm set to take off. Mtscheeew. Na my name dem dey call not oga name o. I have taya.

      Good thing is all about my style of home administration and parenting, nothing devious sha.
      Me got no dark secrets.

      At the steering he hears all sorts when I speak English or Hausa, else I blow full oyibo or some other language. His business, not my headache.

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    9. Jesus! You detained the woman for two weeks? Chai

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  2. A lot of Naija men have satellite homes in every state capital and even abroad.😊😊 Those are very wicked men; they desecrate God's holy institutions of matrimony because of
    their unquenchable and insatiable libido.
    Oyibo asupu 😊😊
    A lot of Naija girls do not mind being 2nd or 3rd or even 100th concubine to 👴🏻👴🏻👴🏻 as long as money is flowing and abroad vacations dey for table.
    No be one Naija girl like that dey spew am for earlier posts?
    Ajuo m ajuju
    As for the driver driving madams to orgasm, that one na no news ooo
    If some ogas wey suppose dey on top should do DNA 🤐🤐🤐

    One did, yes, Oga sent "fbi special sniffers" as dey trailed madam to driver's house. Them shock. The driver which madam employed was living in a cozy well furnished apartment and the
    SUV madam told oga that she don sell
    was packed in front. Na so them radio oga o. Oga carry mopol land there and
    they burst the doors...them catch madam for sitting room sucking loli🤐🤐🤐
    Finally, na two sack letters oga write😱😱😱

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    1. Tori contd:
      And as soon as oga offloaded madam, the lover boy driver did same. As nectar don finish na.
      Oga later found out say the dude na Engineering graduate o wey lie say na SSC im hold but oga
      don dey admire im smartness tey tey.
      Madam had recommended a juicy pay package for dude then as company chief driver, while he was
      doing serious Engineering works in madams private (parts) garage. 😮😮😮
      As madam come dey left out in the cold ... The engineer went and spilled all
      madam's sexcapades and how he was "cornered and threatened etc."
      How about the DNA wey I yarn say them do?
      Ajuju
      Mmhhhh...The pikins na oga own, so he quickly collected the three of them fiaaaaaam...

      in order to spite madam the more, Oga on top re-employed the engineer as a graduate staff.
      This tori long o. But na here I go wusa owara for now.

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    2. This woman ehn...driving madam to orgasm😂😂😂.
      I keep imagining the face behind the comments.

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    3. I hope the Engr. be looking over his shoulders from time to time because men do not take it lightly when another swims in their water

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    4. ...engineering works in madam's private (parts) garage.
      Forget, ANG, not all Bvs hate you.

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    5. Chai ANG my babe this tori sweet Wella Chai ajuju o wetin madam come do Na abeg kwontinue

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    6. Chisom(ANG) you lie alot. Why can't you tell everyone you're a rejected baby mama living in family house struggling to feed in enugu. you lie damn too much

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    7. @21:14
      Wetin you yarn there?
      Wawu! E get anything wey una Naija girls never call me or thrown at me
      including kitchen sink?
      Ajuju ooo 😊😊😊
      Abi this Chisom you yarn about snatch ya own vamoose?
      Wetin concern this ya rant with tori wey I knack there eh?
      Na only ajuju I dey ask ooo
      Abeg find another arrow shoot inugo?
      This ya arrow miss target kpata kpata 😂😂😂😂

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  3. My neighbour is a baby mama to a rich guy.I doubt his wife knows because he doesnt sleep in his side chicks house over night. The driver usually run errands for the oga's side chick. Women , bribe your Hubby's drivers to give you information. You will hear a lot.

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    1. Not all drivers can be bribed o,
      I heard of one madam fired simply cos he was too loyal to oga every effort to buy him over failed madame couldn't take it she found a reason to lay him off , new driver is loyal so oga doesn't carry him for secret runs,
      One thing I know for sure is drivers know a lot and if they decide to spill a lot of homes would be broken.

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    2. And you bribe him then what next? She’ll fight the side chick and still go home to cook for the husband. So what’s the point

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  4. Martin's pls come tell me how to hack a person's WhatsApp.

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    1. @Elena
      I said it before, your intents are weird and unholy.
      Okay put your whatsapp password here, let me come in and help you.

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  5. Drivers ALWAYS talk. Only God can tell you what a driver (or househelp or gateman) doesn't know or doesn't want to say. And whenever anything goes wrong and it's an inside job, one or more of the three did it or conspired.

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  6. My sugar daddy sack his driver cos he told his wife about us, later the guy called me to beg for help when he is hospitalise I wonder why he didn't call his madam he gives infor

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    1. Your own sack is on the way, just continue. Conscienceless human being.

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    2. Anon 15:04... mtchewww!! Do yourself a favour and enrol in some adult educational classes. Look at the rubbish you just typed.

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    3. Okpo US? US? Whp are you? you define your relationship with someones daddy as US?

      Borrow sense na international Okpo

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  7. Hmmmmmm!!! Lemme not say what I know. But listen lekki married women doing coded runs with your drivers as your partners in crime just watch your back while at it. You need to hear what one driver to one popular lekki married woman was saying in club last week. From his talku talku I easily discovered who he was talking about. Those guys ain't loyal jare...

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    1. I'm not trying to sound naive but I always find it so strange to hear that married women cheat .

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    2. Anon 16:48... don't judge until you wear the shoes.
      I used to be like you, angry and judgemental of married women who even as mich as think of cheating.
      But being now married and hubby didn't make love to me for 300days after childbirth. I had to do the needful after talking to hubby severally without any change.
      No regrets on cheating.
      Anybody spewing trash under my comment will experience sexual starvation for 3yrs in Jesus' Name. Amen

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    3. Anon 16:48... don't judge until you wear the shoes.
      I used to be like you, angry and judgemental of married women who even as mich as think of cheating.
      But being now married and hubby didn't make love to me for 300days after childbirth. I had to do the needful after talking to hubby severally without any change.
      No regrets on cheating.
      Anybody spewing trash under my comment will experience sexual starvation for 3yrs in Jesus' Name. Amen

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    4. Please don't bring the name of Jesus into this. Continue to commit adultery if you want, it's your choice.

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    5. Oh my Annon 17:08, this life isn't fair at all. Truly you dont judge people until you wear their shoes

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  8. Interesting...Here to read comments

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  9. Hello Oga Martin, please suggest for me a good phone I can buy for 120k. Thank you.

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  10. Reason why I'm very careful about what I discuss within my driver's earshot.
    I am nice to him, give him tips outside his salary, don't overwork him, pay him before month end but ensure not to get overly familiar with him, and so far it's been working just fine.
    These people have some sort of network and deliver all sorts of gists with their colleagues when they meet. before you know, your gist is common knowledge among the drivers in the office.
    Case in point, my friend just got transferred to another unit(state) and I guess she had to tell her driver since she won't be requiring his service anymore in a matter of weeks, I was shocked when my driver mentioned my friend's transfer to me (he obviously got that gist from my friend's driver. This is a news that is only a few days old), leaving me to wonder what else these people discuss in our absence.
    I'm applying caution sha.

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  11. Good for you...never discuss what you don't want making rounds within earshot.

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  12. I no get driver. When I want do kukere moves, I leave my escorts behind. I no want hear long stories

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  13. My Neighbour is A side chic to a Cute and Rich married man.oh yes we know hes Rich.He comes in cute cars ,Smells Nice and dresses Richly.He comes early and leaves late .his Driver brings him and even sleeps off in the car sef waiting for Oga to be done .If rhis one decides to tell his madam..Marriage don end be rhat

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  14. We have been very lucky with our domestic staff. The driver I was given when I got married is the same driver I'm still using. This is the 17th year he has been my driver. He is very loyal and devoted. We treat him like family. Most of our drivers have been with us for over 10 years. However, as a rule of thumb, we never discuss sensitive issues or personal stuff in the car. There are even some calls we wouldn't take in the car.

    A friend of mine is the polar opposite. OMG! This lady is a chatterbox on steroids. I nearly passed out the day I had the misfortune of riding with her and her entourage. Zero holds barred! She talked about her hubby's side chics in presence of her driver and her orderly who happens to be female. Her driver even chimed in whenever he felt she wasn't doing justice to the story and she would laugh excitedly and thank him reminding her. I was mortified! She didn't care that I wasn't uttering a word, she gladly spoke for both of us. She went as far describing the sex positions she uses on her hubby to wear him out so that he would be too drained to go out, her driver kept cheering her on, saying "able mama!","mama you too sabi". Imagine the audacious tomfoolery!

    When we arrived at our destination, after what felt like a tedious 3 day road trip, I had to caution and enlighten her on how inappropriate most of her comments were. Hell! Some were even TMI for me, let alone her driver and her orderly. She waved it off and accused me being "too oyibo-ish". She went further to tell me how she makes sure she gives the chief driver, her husband's personal driver, huge chunks of meat in his meals just so she can get info about her hubby's shenanigans. She fails to realise that if the chief driver of an executive public figure can be that flippant over something as banal as large portions of meat, imagine how he would sing like an intoxicated canary if offered enough cash for info by the wrong party? She didn't seem to care as long as she gets the information she wants. Most of the information drivers get are offered on a silver platter by employers and the family members, regardless of the inadvertence. Some feel more comfortable confiding in their drivers than in family members or friends.

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  15. The thing I've learned about having people work for you, be nice to them but know when to draw the line. And pray well and As for randy men I've got no words

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