*BREAKING NEWS!!!!*
Federal Govt has Set Up a Task Force COMMITEE to ensure that a bag of Rice is sold at #4,500...
This is what we have all been Waiting for.
Confirm this news on Page 52 of Vanguard newspaper, of November 23rd,1989.
I am just in the Habit of reading OLD Newspapers.....
No Vex oooooo!!!!.
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Any time I see police doing recruitment I remember my first and final attempt where we were told to run 200metrs and I tried my best to be the best and I was the best and I was later called out into the crowd I was just feeling like a super hero only for me to receive several hot slaps that I was running like a thief and not like a police officer .......
fear black men
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*My brothers, if your girlfriend is good in bed, it is not a good news ooooo. She has trained for so long with different coaches.*
If you know, you know.
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. *2mins guys be like "Baby ur so sweet" you make me come so fast ,oga shut up that's ur stoppage time*
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PRAYER SEASON..
touch any thing that's fallen in your life and it'll rise again ...
I know one girl is out there touching her boobs...
don't be deceived my Sister.IT CANT WORK..
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*Don't call me baby if you are not giving me breasts to suck*
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*My sisters, Once she says "u are my favorite couple".*
*She wants ur man...*
*Child of God, Be careful!*
*She wants ur man...*
*Child of God, Be careful!*
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When a short person says you have nice hair.....
My brother,check your zip.....we are living in a cruel world.π€ͺπ€ͺ
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When a baby with four teeth bites your nipples you slap him but when a big man with 32 teeth bites you, you beg him to continue........anyway,the whip God wants to use on you is still soaked in kerosene
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You get her pregnant then say it was an accident, since when did your sperms attend driving school.
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You get her pregnant then say it was an accident, since when did your sperms attend driving school.
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ReplyDeleteMadam, remove either of the blocks from your moniker, it will still make meaning
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Interlocking &cement blocks 080........
You were running like a thief not like a police man, so police men have their own way of running.
ReplyDeleteMost of these jokes are centered around sex, can we have healthier jokes?
ReplyDeleteWe used to have cartoon, good laughable drawings.
You can also get us some jokes and cartoons.
DeleteThanks anyways.
Thank you anon 10.58, totally agree.
DeleteI was just about yo say this. Not just sex jokes but body shaming jokes. Fallen boobs, 2 minutes man, short people. These joke writers need to jiri nwayo fuckuo off and you Stella, upgrade your scrutiny detectors. Ewwwww.
DeleteDr Google will diagnose HIV and Cancer, just from small symptoms.
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DeleteLoool. So true.
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ReplyDeleteHahahahahaha that last meme is so true
ReplyDeleteApart from the first meme, the rest are not funny at all.
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