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Sunday, November 03, 2019

Sunday Laughs....






*BREAKING NEWS!!!!*

Federal Govt has Set Up a Task Force COMMITEE to ensure that a bag of Rice is sold at #4,500...

This is what we have all been Waiting for.

Confirm this news on Page 52 of Vanguard newspaper, of November 23rd,1989.
I am just in the Habit of reading OLD Newspapers.....
No Vex oooooo!!!!.







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 Any time I see police doing recruitment I remember my first and final attempt where we were told to run 200metrs and I tried my best to be the best and I was the best and I was later called out into the crowd I was just feeling like a super hero only for me to receive several hot slaps that I was running like a thief and not like a police officer .......


fear black men




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 *My brothers, if your girlfriend is good in bed, it is not a good news ooooo. She has trained for so long with different coaches.*

If you know, you know.






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. *2mins guys be like "Baby ur so sweet" you mak
e me come so fast ,oga shut up that's ur stoppage time* 
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣






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PRAYER SEASON..
touch any thing that's fallen in your life and it'll rise again ...
I know one girl is out there touching her boobs...
don't be deceived my Sister.IT CANT WORK..







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*Don't call me baby if you are not giving me breasts to suck*







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 *My sisters, Once she says "u are my favorite couple".*
*She wants ur man...*
*Child of God, Be careful!*






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 When a short person says you have nice hair.....
My brother,check your zip.....we are living in a cruel world.πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ






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 When a baby with four teeth bites your nipples you slap him but when a big man with 32 teeth bites you, you beg him to continue........anyway,the whip God wants to use on you is still soaked in kerosene







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 You get her pregnant then say it was an accident, since when did your sperms attend driving school.





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27 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. Madam, remove either of the blocks from your moniker, it will still make meaning

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    2. Some people don't listen. Despite all Stella said about long blog I.D'S. MTCHEEEW.

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    3. Na edit she edit am so @13.38 and14.01, you need to ve seen it before

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    4. Say

      Tenth Abuja
      Interlocking &cement blocks 080........

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  2. You were running like a thief not like a police man, so police men have their own way of running.

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  3. Most of these jokes are centered around sex, can we have healthier jokes?
    We used to have cartoon, good laughable drawings.

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    1. You can also get us some jokes and cartoons.
      Thanks anyways.

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    2. Thank you anon 10.58, totally agree.

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    3. I was just about yo say this. Not just sex jokes but body shaming jokes. Fallen boobs, 2 minutes man, short people. These joke writers need to jiri nwayo fuckuo off and you Stella, upgrade your scrutiny detectors. Ewwwww.

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  4. Dr Google will diagnose HIV and Cancer, just from small symptoms.

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    1. As in, if you want to give yourself high blood pressure, use Google to check symptoms.

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  5. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ very funny. Nice compilation Stella.

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  6. Stella this your blog is awesome o, You no go fall o and you no go lack.

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  7. Hahahahahahahahaha, number one got me

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  8. Hahahahahaha that last meme is so true

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  9. Apart from the first meme, the rest are not funny at all.

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  10. Madame koinkoin aka the 'peace maker'3 November 2019 at 13:22

    Hahhahahaahahahahaha lol @ last joke

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  11. Omokomo @ first laff😁😁😁😁😁

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  12. My children read Saturday & Sunday laughs o, Stella abeg o

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