Enough said, let me educate you.
1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to be “white-skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far as taking injections to perfect their skin. They then get tattoos to complete the look. These girls have to sell their market. When you check their background, their families are as dark-skinned as they come but these girls look more like Black or White era Michael Jackson.
2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll their tongues like their lives depend on it. Every vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed by an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja, Abujarrr.
3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that reaches their butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and long Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t even have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but they have to impress. All na packaging!
4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I watched weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character sold her bed just so she could buy an Android phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare mattress on the floor than use her regular Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys and catch “proper fish.” This is exactly what FABBS do. They would own the iPhone 5s, S4, iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So where do they get all that money from?
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they live; it would ruin the illusion of their prosperous lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet this pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the nicest phone and tablets, maybe drives a car if the hustle is tight; long Brazilian hair and a little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you believe you are toasting or dating a girl who has money. So, why would she invite you to her “face me I face you” to spoil her packaging?
Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the Fake Abuja Big Girl is the realest; take note.
By Chinyere Ugonna
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fake Abuja big boy coming up
Ehennnnnnn they get time ooooo
ReplyDeleteSo much time
DeleteBobrisky fit this category as well
DeleteiPhone 6? S4? When was this article pls?
ReplyDeleteLmao I guess it was meant to be released a decade or two ago lmao .
DeleteA very lousy and confused writer. What she just described more likely fits the description/profile of sex workers or prostitutes at night than so called Abuja big babes.
DeleteThe whole write up is elementary and unsatisfactory.
She just described her type and people. Not everyone is like them and they don’t understand that people are different to them.
DeleteHmm... the struggle is real
ReplyDeleteMy question is, all these long Brazilian hair, how many of you ladies will wear the hairs of your dead best friend not to talk of a dead stranger?
ReplyDeletehave you ever taken time to find out perhaps from Youtube videos how some of these hairs are made? Some of you do not know the genesis of a lot of your struggles.
Fake lives come with prices.
Oh Lord!!! I give up!
Delete@Eka
DeleteGive up on yourself?
C'mon shut your gutter mouth.
DeleteNonsensical writeup.
ReplyDeleteI thought she wrote earlier that they live in "1 million flats in Maitama?"
ReplyDeleteHow come the last point is "face me I face you?"
inconsistent mindless article written for comic relief
DeleteLmao
DeleteI got confused too.
Interestingly funny hahahahaha
ReplyDeletecome on, it was becoming interesting and then it ended. The write up is nice but short. Do something now.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to add that they rarely go out during the day. You might spot them at restaurants in the afternoons and will be shining eye for who to give their number to.
ReplyDeleteLol... I tell you. Fake life full that city.
DeleteNonsense post
ReplyDeleteThere are girls who hustle legitimately and have all those things you mentioned
Dear Chinyere, in your 4th point, you stated 'Android phone'...yet proceeded to list iOS devices!
ReplyDeleteMadam, please learn to do proper research before embarking on writing an article you wish to have published. Thank you!
Her name is Chinenye it is clearly written up there!l TWICE!!
DeletePlease learn to read and address people by their names before you embark on pouring out your bitterness in the comment section.
—-Yummy Mummy in London
All join madam. All start with chi and end with e.
DeleteWho cares if it’s even chinedu or Chinese rubbish
DeleteHer name is CHINYERE. Not CHINENYE
DeleteDummy mummy, are you sure you alright???
DeleteLmao! Shooter gyal, stopped. 😂😂
DeleteFake people full Abuja, ad they get people wey dey buy their market.
ReplyDeleteI work at the presidency, at NASS, at SGF, come to my house in Guzape, in Maitama, girl pant go soak in solution
Once tried to experience massage, in-house massage with "happy ending", as I go the address wey them give me, I see like 13 girls coming out from one room, all my broken nerve endings that needed massage stretched on their own
I live in Abuja and have never really come across them. who has time when i go to work and get home late. na them sabi , make them continue fake and unsustainable life.
ReplyDeleteSo what you are saying is that any young lady who has an iPhone without a job in Abuja is a FAAB? No room for those whose parents can actually afford? Let me just put it to you, your write up is smelling.
ReplyDeleteI had a car after I graduated from Uni and didn’t have a job because my family could afford to get me a car. I lived in Abuja as well so I think you need to pray against the spirit of confusion in your life.
not all ladies with what you mentioned up there are runs or fake abuja girls.
ReplyDeleteLol...
ReplyDeleteI disagree with with everything except the bleaching part
Convoluted article 😏
ReplyDeleteDumb senseless post. The writer is sick in the head
ReplyDeleteFoolish writer” a lot of girls stay with families so might have good phones,car because of their good background even gifted by friends or boyfriends and when did wearing long human hair become a big deal ? Everyone wears it if they like,Even rich kids and I mean from elites families lighten their skin and do tattoos so it’s a messed up narrative. Bear in mind that a rich kid could be spoilt and into a lot of bad vices without necessarily being fake e.g a top official’s daughter who is financially comfortable can be a bad girl into runs and wants to be regarded a big girl by people then does all stated above too,but is from a rich or comfortable setting just to appear bigger and that is what is more rampant; know what you are writing,s good and bad girl can simultaneously do what was written above yet far from fake
ReplyDeleteI do notice there are a lot of big people with their families here with exposed children doing the above said things, they can’t be faking; infact the fake ones are so few it’s impossible to see them being that cost of living is high in abuja so you have to have a good background and job/business to actually survive, the few are local ones into prostitution and jumping from hotel to hotel cramming themselves up but the correct and classy girls from good homes are more due to their parents being civil servants or top officials
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